Creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti got taken to the cleaners. In his divorce settlement with his ex-wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, well, here's what the New York Post reports: Under the settlement, Avenatti will have to pay his ex-wife, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, more than $1.9 million in retroactive child and spousal support upfront, according to court documents filed in Orange County and viewed by TMZ. Avenatti, a fierce critic of President Trump, will also have to turn over a number of his assets for liquidation, including five luxury wrist watches and a sculpture by architect Frank Gehry. He will also has to turn over his 2017 Ferrari 488 GT Spider that he is currently leasing, according to the report. I bet the car thing hurts. What we have here is a deadbeat, someone who didn't pay his child support, someone who ran out on his tab for years, starting with his business partners, then the IRS, thinking the law would never catch up to him. What's more,...(Read Full Post)