Here’s my Christmas Gift Wish List (just in case any of you were wondering):

• All Jan. 6 prisoners released and pardoned


• A cure to be found for TDS


• RINOs to become extinct


• Every celebrity who said he or she would flee the country if Trump won actually does leave


• Our borders made as secure as Biden’s dentures (Polygrip?)


• Drill, baby, drill!


• MSNBC and “The Viewerless” “The View” get sold to Elon Musk and Joe Rogan for a Tesla Model 3 and a 50% off coupon to Cannabis World, respectively.


• Tucker Carlson and Joe Rogan interview each other simultaneously


• A 1970s- or 1980s-era Gottlieb or Bally pinball machine (sorry, I had to have one purely selfish wish on my list)


• The Iranian people, most of whom are decent and sane, find a way to get rid of their indecent and insane current government and replace it with a functioning democracy/republic


• DOGE finds a way to eliminate—or at least dramatically reduce the size of— both NEAs, the DHS, and several other agencies


• Trump is able to take office without violence, riot, or bloodshed. And when it comes to that last item (bloodshed), I especially hope that none of any blood that may be shed comes from him.


• Peace breaks out around the world


• DOGE finds a way to reduce the size of Jerry Nadler


• The Trump administration withholds all federal funding from colleges and universities that preach hatred of Jews and/or disdain for the United States


• The Trump administration cuts off all funding to the U.N.

A guy can hope, right?

(If any of you, my beloved readers, should prove keen to grant/gift me wish #8, please let me know. Thank you!)

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