John Podesta and his girlfriend’s toe
Life sometimes imitates art in the strangest ways. In the cult classic movie, The Big Lebowski, a group of German nihilists who falsely profess to have kidnapped the rich Lebowski’s wife, Bunny, tries to collect the one-million-dollar ransom from Walter (played by John Goodman) and The Dude (played by Jeff Bridges) outside the latter two’s favorite bowling alley. Once the nihilists realize that Walter and The Dude are no longer fooled, one of the nihilists complains, referring to his comrade, “His girlfriend gafe up her toe!” A second nihilist adds, “She sought we’d be getting million dollars!” To that, the first nihilist cries, “Iss not fair!”
Only John Podesta could have played the role of the nihilists better. Podesta, whose involvement with religion is mostly limited to founding a faux organization in order to provoke a revolution in the Catholic Church and being invited to satanic dinners, recently complained in a similar manner on Meet the Press by declining to say the 2016 presidential election was fair and free.
Like the nihilists in The Big Lebowski, the DNC had its own fraudulent scheme. The cutting off of John Podesta’s girlfriend’s toe included his collusion with the media to skew the polls leading up to the election, the transmission of debate questions from Donna Brazile to the Clinton campaign, rampant corruption at the Clinton Foundation, and the countless other examples of coordinated MSM bias.
Of course, the million-dollar ransom was the presidency of which Hillary Clinton was deprived.
Only Walter’s response to the nihilists perfectly captures the sentiment of much of the right in regards to Podesta’s woes: “Fair?! Who’s the f------ nihilist around here, you bunch of f------ crybabies?”
Which is funnier, The Big Lebowski or John Podesta? That is a tough one. I leave it to the reader.