A creature named Kelly Osbourne asked a question on The View: "Who would clean Trump's toilets if Latinos left?"

This question is brilliant on multiple levels.

1) It purposely mixes Latinos with illegal aliens.  Most Latinos are law-abiding citizens.  Illegal aliens are people who, by definition, have committed at least one major crime in entering the country.  Osbourne is effectively labeling Latinos as criminals.  Why isn't anyone outraged by this?

2) It portrays illegal aliens as virtuous, doing terrible jobs that Americans won't do.  Oh, those virtuous illegals, scrubbing toilets while evil Americans defecate without end!  But the truth is that a majority of maids are Americans.  Furthermore, more people would work as maids if hotels paid more money.  It's that simple.  There is no "need" to hire illegal aliens, and there is no reluctance of Americans to work.  It's a myth.

3) Most illegals come here to work hard and do dirty jobs.  It is true that many of them do jobs that most Americans won't do, like rape people and kill them while driving drunk.  Thirty-seven percent of people sentenced to federal prison in 2014 were illegal aliens, for crimes such as murder, drug-dealing, kidnapping, and hostage-taking.  This is a huge percentage, given that illegals are far less than 37% of the population.

That makes me wonder: if illegal aliens left, who would be left to do all the raping and murdering that the illegals do?  I don't think there are enough Americans to make up for it!

If illegal aliens left, what would happen to all those welfare checks that go out to them?  What would happen to the enormous class sizes in schools, and the extra money schools have to spend for ESL classes?  And yes, what would happen to the jobs that went unfilled?  They would have to be filled by Americans.

So I think it is good to explore questions such as "What would we do if illegal aliens left?"  And by the way, I'd also like to explore other questions, such as "Who would clean our toilets if liberals left?"  If liberals left, we would be able to secure the border and expel all these illegals.  Then perhaps we could let a small number of liberals back in on temporary work visas to clean our toilets themselves.  What do you think?

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