President Obama visited some of his staunchest supporters in prison today, and he remarked that the only reason that he was not in prison was because of his integral role in God's plan.

Both publicly and privately, Obama acknowledges that his mischievous, sometimes marijuana-fueled adolescence in Hawaii might have brought about a very different adulthood had it taken place somewhere else.

“That’s what strikes me – there but for the grace of God,” he said[.]

For a Christian who never goes to church, Obama claims to have a remarkable insight into what God has planned for him.  Obama also strongly implied that God kept him out of prison so he could become president, presumably so he could import millions of illegal aliens, legalize homosexual marriage, give special rights to transvestites, and assume near dictatorial powers in budget, justice, and foreign affairs.  What kind of self-deluded fanaticism is that?

I very much like how Obama's lackeys at Politico characterized his youth.  Obama was "mischievous" – like Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer! His adolescence was "marijuana-fueled"; the sophistry of the wording makes him sounds like a Prius running on biofuels.  (There is no mention of him being "cocaine-fueled," which might be a bridge too far.)

In a meeting with ex-cons on Tuesday and during a roundtable with inmates here on Thursday, Obama said he was struck by the fact that societal inequities mean that some misbehaving kids end up behind bars instead of in front of a principal’s desk.

So Obama is saying that if blacks sell crack, they go to jail, but if whites sell crack, they get...what, detention?  White people don't go to jail for selling drugs?  How deluded is that?  To me it's clear that Obama is a racist.  Do you think he loathes and hates his white half?

But wait, there's more:

“When they describe their youth, these are young people who made mistakes that aren’t that different from the mistakes I made.”

If Obama made these "mistakes," then he should be in jail, too.  But let's not let the left define things.  These are not "mistakes."  These are felonies.  A "mistake" is forgetting to close the fridge.  A "felony" is selling crack cocaine to your homeboys.  Very different things!

The quote above also meticulously said they were "nonviolent" drug offenses.  What happens to a drug dealer who sells crack to someone who dies as a result of using it?  How "nonviolent" is that?

You know, even now, Obama could be in jail – not for his drug addictions (and who knows what else) as a teenager, but rather for his acts as president.  He has violated the Constitution on numerous occasions, inventing rights the president does not have and assuming near dictatorial powers in many areas of governance.  But Congress will not impeach him.

Exit question: Do you think Obama sees Congress's supine response to his mad power-grabs as a sign from God to go full speed ahead?

This article was produced by NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.