A new internet domain has been created, called .lgbt, because like every other aspect of society, the internet needs a section that is specifically marked for gays. Gay people couldn't make use of .coms, .orgs, and .edus like everyone else. In fact, while most other major domain extensions have only two letters (like .uk) or three (like .com), .lgbt was given special permission to have four letters. I wonder why?

If .lgbt had to be said in three letters, one of the sex groups would get left out! You couldn't have a domain for gays and lesbians without also having one for bisexuals and transsexuals, could you? Actually I wonder why they each couldn't have their own domain, .gay for gays, .lez for lesbians, .trn for transsexuals, and .bi for bisexuals. .Bi is currently registered to the Republic of Burundi, which doesn't exactly view bisexuality in a favorable way, but I'm sure they wouldn't mind sharing once the world explained to them how important it was.

But with only one .lgbt domain everything is mixed up together. Now if someone emails you from a "@xxx.lgbt" address, you'll know he's gay. Or bisexual. Or a woman pretending to be a man. But you won't know which one!

One of the first five domains to be registered is outnow.lgbt, a gay consulting service. If you want to know what it's like to be gay without being gay, for a fee they will produce powerpoints to show you all the details. Another is lawyer.lgbt, the website of a gay lawyer from Philadelphia. If you need to hire a lawyer in Philadelphia, and you want a male attorney who enjoys sex with other men, this attorney might be the one for you! 

Here's some more psychobabble which justifies this ridiculous domain:

Roland LaPlante, Chief Marketing Officer of Afilias further explains, “the large and vibrant LGBT community now has an Internet address that embraces the full breadth and diversity of LGBT people around the world in a protected, inclusive manner. The new .LGBT domain provides email and site addresses that instantly convey ‘LGBT-friendly’. Innovative companies and organizations like the ones below know that .LGBT will help them stand out in an increasingly crowded marketplace for goods, services and ideas for this distinctive community”.

Now that we have an LGBT domain, why don't we have one for minorities? .AFRO could be for blacks; .HISP or .PANIC could be for Hispanics. .WOM could be for women, and .WOMB could be for pregnant women. And .UNDOC could be for undocumented immigrants, to give them a domain to feel safe online, to bring them out of the newsgroup shadows.

And why stop there? If gays need their own top level domain, why not their own browser? 99% of Chrome users are heterosexual. Gays should band together to create their own browser, and instead of Chrome, call it "Chartreuse." Only then can a PC truly be PC!

And what about HTML? Did you know HTML stands for "Heteros Touch Men and Ladies"? Why don't we have a gay web language?

You see how ridiculous this becomes. The left will do anything to push the gay agenda even in places where it is totally irrelevant.  How long do you think it is before they come up with gay and lesbian toothbrushes, or gay and lesbian toilet paper?

What else can you expect from a society which uses taxpayer money to let traitors convicted of treason grow breasts, or universities who indoctrinate students into the joys of transsexuality? 

Pedro Gonzales is the editor of Newsmachete.com, the conservative news site. The first moment the .htro heterosexual domain becomes available, he is going to rush out to register Newsmachete.htro "to embrace the full breadth and diversity of hetero people around the world in a protected, inclusive manner."