According to America’s alarm companies, all burglars are Caucasians. Nary a black one to be found. Oleg The People’s Cube has collected the evidence, in a piece by “Olga Photoshopova”:

Just when we thought the rash of Scandinavian youths knocking out poor minorities couldn't get any worse, it turns out that white men are now knocking off innocent homeowners. How do we know this? Commercials. 

Commercials tend to reflect the state of affairs in customers' lives. That's why it's noteworthy that alarm companies are using the marketing angle of "White man breaks in home to scare family." 

Go to The People’s Cube to see the YouTube videos.

I remember as a child in the 1950s and 60s laughing at the absurdities of the Soviet media that were reported here. Utterly false images created of the United States, and impossibly heroic images for the USSR.

Now, frightened of revealing anything that might reflect badly on black people, alarm companies create a wholly imaginary universe in which white people are responsible for all the crime committed in the United States.