On the 12th Day of Xmas the NSA gave to me
Strange as it may seem, there is apparently an entire collectible series of NSA themed Christmas Ornaments.
Could the NSA be how Santa knows who's been naughty and who's been nice?
Here are some current or recent offerings on ebay. Note that at least some are made in China.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Box-of-12-National-Security-Ornaments-/181160030524?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a2dfab13c
http://www.ebay.com/itm/2002-50TH-Anniversary-NATIONAL-SECURITY-AGENCY-USA-Ornament-MIB-/380608170307?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item589e03c943
http://www.ebay.com/itm/National-Security-Agency-2008-Christmas-Ornament-/181160317120?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a2dff10c0
http://www.ebay.com/itm/3-National-Security-Agency-Christmas-Ornaments-/181160501716?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a2e01e1d4
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NSA-National-Security-Agency-Christmas-Holiday-Ornament-Ball-Hanging-NEW-Blue-/321069183452?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ac136f1dc
http://www.ebay.com/itm/National-Security-Agency-Snowflake-Christmas-Ornament-/181160526075?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2a2e0240fb
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NSA-National-Security-Agency-Christmas-Holiday-Ornament-Ball-Hanging-NEW-Green-/221224725435?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3382056bbb