Preemptive Ridicule of the RNC

This is a selection from an email ridicule of the RNC being pumped through liberal cyber space by Obama operatives.
 
Highlights from the RNC schedule:
 
9:30am 聳 Discussion of Christian values and marital fidelity 聳 Newt Gingrich presiding.


10am 聳 聯Sucking up to Israel聰 or, 聯How to Subjugate National Security
to a Foreign Power聰 聳 a tutorial by Sheldon Adelson.

1pm 聳  聯Reaching out to the Proletariat with Dressage聰 聳  Anne Romney.

2pm 聳 聯Exploit your Entire Family for Maximum Profits聰 or 聯Mama Grizzlies for Dummies聰 聳 hosted by Sarah Palin.

3:30pm -- 聯A Muslim Ate my Love Child聰 聳 confessed by Michelle Bachmann
 
Cute stuff, really. Except that one gets the impression that for most of the faithful this "har-har-har'' is all they know - or think they need to know.

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