PrintLatest conspiracy theory from Iran: The west is causing drought
Ah, yes. We've been discovered! Those Iranians are just too clever for us to put one over on them.
The drought in southern Iran is part of a "soft war" launched against the Islamic republic by the West, the Fars news agency quoted an Iranian vice president as saying on Monday.
"I am suspicious about the drought in the southern part of the country," Hassan Mousavi, who also heads Iran's cultural heritage and tourism organisation, said at a ceremony to introdue the nation's new chief of meteorological department.
"The world arrogance and colonist (term used by Iranian authorities to label the West) are influencing Iran's climate conditions using technology... The drought is an acute issue and soft war is completely evident... This level of drought is not normal."
Iran has experienced several droughts in recent years, especially in the south where it was hit in recent weeks by violent sand storms that engulfed several cities.
Sand storms particularly enter Iran from neighbouring Iraq where desertification has increased over the last two decades due to wars.
Last year, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accused Western countries of devising plans to "cause drought" in Iran, adding that "European countries are using special equipment to force clouds to dump" their water on their continent.
Iranian leaders claim on a daily basis that Western countries, led by arch-foe the United States, devise "plots" in many forms to undermine the Islamic republic and to impede its economic and scientific development.
It would be interesting to know whether they really believe this, or are just trying to rile up the uneducated, ignorant peasants that make up about 80% of their population. My guess is a little of both. They should know that no one can control the weather but perhaps they half believe it because of their paranoia.
For our next trick, we will cause an earthquake that will swallow up the entire country. This will save the earth a lot of trouble and, if it doesn't make things more peaceful, at least the planet will be a quieter place.
