Obama is obviously in a bit of a pickle over his new slogan, "Forward."  Socialist ties?  Who would have thunk it?

It, therefore, falls upon the shoulders of the enlightened readers, commentators and bloggers of American Thinker to help the president out.

As part of our patriotic duty, we can all don our thinking caps and provide Dear Leader with a few more appropriate catchy phrases to springboard his 2012 campaign.

To start the O-ball rolling, might I suggest:

"You are the U in Communism"

"I am the I in Communist"

"America, We Hardly Knew Ye"

"We Put the Dumb in Freedom"

The winning slogan will receive a behind-the-scenes pass to Gitmo and a case of Ensure.