The waste heat from a British crematorium will be used to power electric turbines. Yay!

Well, the outcome is so apt: one body will power 1,500 TVs for one hour. My parting gift to humanity is supporting an episode of Jersey Shore. Talk about giving back to the community. Can we specify what shows we sponsor? Can we choose to bring PBS NewsHour to viewers like you, or C-SPAN for the politically conscious?

But will PETA allow the remains of dogs and cats to be so abused?

Henry Percy is the nom de guerre for a technical writer living in Arizona. He may be reached at saler.50d[at]gmail.com.