Holy Howard Dean! Did Debbie Wasserman-Schultz actually say that? Did she really hand Republicans all across the country the hammer with which to pound home the message that the Democratic Party , "Owns the economy?" Apparently she did. That a Google news search doesn't turn up any coverage of her claim on the so-called major networks or in the mainstream press tells you that her fellow travelers know she has stepped in it big time. You can't put a dollar value on that kind of colossal dumbness. Imagine the Clinton Administration proclaiming, "We own all those bimbos."

Just when we thought the Democrats couldn't cough up a goofier hair ball than Howard Dean, they disgorge Little Debbie Dumbcakes. I love this woman, as should all you good conservatives and Republicans out there. If her office will send me a stamped, self-addressed envelope, I'll send her a campaign contribution. We really, really need to keep this liberal genius in Washington, fighting for our side.

I hate to cadge a tag line, MasterCard, but this is truly, truly priceless...