Does anyone here at American Thinker have Al Sharpton's home address? If so, could you please forward it so I can send the poor guy a get-well card?  I know he's sick. He's gotta be and it must be serious. I mean think about it: here it's been three days since a rich white guy allegedly sexually assaulted a poor, working-class black woman, from Africa yet, and we haven't heard one word out of Al. Not a peep. Where are his screaming picket lines around the U.N. building?

And I don't want to hear any phony arguments that the charges are only alleged. Since when has that ever kept Al away from the microphones and the cameras? Hey, this is a Rich White Guy, in other words, an irresistible Sharpton target. There's just no way I'm buying that alleged malarkey; it's gotta be a serious ailment; I just know it has to be.

What's that you say? The white perp's a big time SOCIALIST? One of the world's leading Lefty hypocrites who controls lots of funding, a shameless, womanizer who apparently lives large on other people's money, just like Sharpton himself?

Well shoot...that explains everything. Forget about the address... Al's OK, although he's probably totally torqued that the guy wasn't a British conservative. Now that would have been a target.