PrintMarch 5, 2011
So a narcissist meets a brick wall ...
1. That's Bush's brick wall. Everything is Bush's wall!
2. I come to save you from rich folks' walls! I am the change I've been waiting for! We break bricks the Chicago Way!
3. I accept the Nobel Peace Prize for my whole life running into brick walls! Yay me!
4. From Al Azhar Mosque in Cairo I extend my hand to more than a billion walls that Bush insulted!
5. Hooray for bricks of color! I bow to the biggest walls from Jeddah to Beijing!
6. Egypt's President Moo Brick must resign right now! Now means Now! It's the fierce urgency of breaking bricks!
7. Ooooopsee! All the bricks are falling! Never mind! Stay right there! (Covers ears against crashing sounds all around the Arab world.)
9. The International Community cannot tolerate this Libyan brick breaking his own walls!
10. The US will shoot down any flying Libyan bricks ...
11. ... providing they shoot first and get a Miranda warning!
12. Vote for me in 2012! Four more years of running into walls!
(Da capo, ad infinitum.).
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