Those self assured, global warming pioneers at the U.N.'s International Panel on Climate Control had to circle their wagons when those pesky Indians attacked but now they find their wagons under fire from a different tribe entirely. It seems that there have emerged additional inaccuracies from IPCC's 2007 benchmark report on global warming, this time from the Dark Continent.

The beleaguered pioneers are in dire need of assistance from General Gore and his troopers, uh, troupers, at Fort Inconvenient but General Al seems disinclined to venture forth and do battle with that rapidly growing tribe of insurrectionists known as the Skeptics.

Heh...