PrintAugust 23, 2009
A wee poem for the president
"There's something about August going into September -- (laughter) -- where everybody in Washington gets all wee-weed up." Barack Hussein Obama II, in Remarks by the President in the Organizing for America National Health Care Forum, DNC Headquarters, Washington, D.C., August 20, 2009
Wee-wee'd, being wet or pissed,
Silly words should not be missed,
Splattered on some newsroom floor,
And not so easily dismissed.
Silly words should not be missed,
Splattered on some newsroom floor,
And not so easily dismissed.
Wee-wee'd: peed or pissed,
Such words do not assist
The grandeur that did once exist
When of presidents we've reminisced.
Such words do not assist
The grandeur that did once exist
When of presidents we've reminisced.
Wee-wee'd, one cannot resist,
Makes a joke that will persist;
Oval'd office words resist
Fading, as they do insist:
"Wee-wee'd" now means "someone's pissed,"
For this nation's infamous Wee-wee-ist.
Makes a joke that will persist;
Oval'd office words resist
Fading, as they do insist:
"Wee-wee'd" now means "someone's pissed,"
For this nation's infamous Wee-wee-ist.
Gary Bachland's website is bachlund.org.
