Is King Abdullah a white guy or a Muslim?

By James Lewis

It's a profound Obamadilemma. After a few days of media embargo on the pictures, the world has now seen Obama's Deep Bow to the Oil King. It's on YouTube. The Brits and the Arabs are buzzing, buzzing. Conservatives are scandalized by the sight of an American president lowering himself physically and symbolically before a slave-owning medieval Wahhabi king, just two generations from the slave-raiding camel riders of the desert. If you want to know the universal meaning of Obama's bow, just look at this Chinese kowtow. It's not arguable, which is why in the White House Propaganda Office they're still trying to lie about it.

Only the socialist media are driving themselves nuts trying to pretend it didn't happen. But they know, they really know.

Now let's look at it from the viewpoint of Obama's last ideological mentor, the Rev. J-Wright, Pastor Emeritus of Trinity United and Prophet of Black Liberation Theology. White people have racial guilt to atone for, but Muslims, as victims of whitey, are just jake.

So in Obamaland this question has real theological subtlety: Is King Abdullah Abdulazizz, in the Essential Nature of his Being, the Inner Chamber of his Soul, is he first of all a white guy or a Muslim?

If he's a white guy, Obama did wrong to bow down to him.

Baaad move. Forget any street cred in South Side Chicago. Even ACORN couldn't stomach this.

Or, on the other hand, Lefty theologically speaking, is His Oily Highness Abdullah Bin Abdulazizz primarily a Muslim Hierarch, Protector of the Two Holy Places, Fount of Wahhabi Missionaries and Good Buddy of the Bin Ladens? Is he really Brother Malcolm in whiteface?

In that case, Obama did the right thing. (Wild applause, everybody!)

These are deep questions. Technically, King Abdullah is a Semite, like you know who. So ... Obama bowed low to a Semite! What's even worse, the name "Abdullah" means "slave of Allah," because the whole shebang started with slavery, and in the Wahhabi Middle East slavery is still practiced as of old. Nothing has changed there. The Sultan of the Sudan just received a round of wild applause at the Arab League, after being indicted by the International Criminal Court in The Hague for genocidal slave-raiding. Hundreds of thousands of free black people in the Sudan have been enslaved in the past couple of decades, while our Left went bananas because three Terror Masters were waterboarded after 9/11.

Guess how the slaves-to-be in Sudan show they are ready to surrender to the Janjaweed headhackers? Yes, by prostrating themselves, bowing deep to their conquerors, and allowing themselves to be beheaded or enslaved, at the whim of the conqueror. That's today in the Sudan, with the whole-hearted support of the Wahhabi Kingdom.

But deep in his soul, in Leftist Reality -- which has no visible relationship to real reality -- Abdullah, the Slave of Allah, is a Third World Monarch, and therefore one of the Wretched of the Earth, no matter how many billions of barrels of oil he owns. Not to mention all those sex slaves known as "wives" in Saudi Arabia.

Even more technically, the Al Qaida gang is a Super-Wahhabi offshoot of the official Saudi Wahhabi priesthood, which sends its oil money and missionaries everywhere in the world, to London and Toronto, Washington DC and Paris, to convert all the heathen suckers to the One True Wahhabi Faith. 9/11 was committed by a Wahhabi terror gang, which rebelled against the Saudi Wahhabis because they were not extreme enough.

Guess who is the worldwide head of all the Wahhabis? Yes -- it's our good friend His Oilyness King Abdullah Bin Abdulazizz, King of the Saudis, Protector of the Two Holy Cities, etc., etc.

Here's how a billion Muslims around the world are seeing this:

September 11, 2001. The Manhattan World Trade Center and part of the Pentagon in Washington DC were destroyed by Wahhabi holy martyrs, acting on the orders of Sheikh Osama Bin Laden the Cave Dweller.

April, 2009. The President of the United States, Barack Bin Obama, son of a Muslim father, bows low to King Abdullah Abdulazizz the Wahhabi Ruler, Protector of the Two Holy Cities, Good Buddy of the Bin Ladens, etc., etc, in a public meeting of the G-20.

It's a public surrender, baby! In front of the whole world on YouTube!

Allah be praised!

And who is to say they are wrong?