PrintMarch 18, 2009
The O Men?
The special squad of 10 million Obama loyalists needs a name. I, for one, will not join any organization without a cool-sounding name. I have my own suggestion: the O Men. The Obama O Men.
(Think of the comic book potential! Close your eyes. Can you see it? Capes. Body-tight uniforms. Muscles. Strong jaws.)
We'll also need a special handshake or secret wink. Or, some unique greeting and reply. I can wiggle my ears which -- if everyone were so blessed -- would be the perfect sign of specialness in the Obama universe.
Like any group of special people who know some metaphysical secret, the O Men will need a hierarchy. And, therefore, we'll need to have titles for those of purest heart who have achieved each successive level of O'ness (pron: onus).
Like any group of special people who know some metaphysical secret, the O Men will need a hierarchy. And, therefore, we'll need to have titles for those of purest heart who have achieved each successive level of O'ness (pron: onus).
Lastly, the Wise Men will need to decide whether or not we can write Obama's name, or must only spell it "O---a" until the End of Days.
Amen, O Men.
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