I know it's bad form to criticize someone trying their hardest, but our basketball-savvy president is looking more like one of his ordinary, tax-paying serfs with the NCAA Men's College Basketball bracket he picked during a special ESPN interview in the White House Map Room, on St. Patrick's Day.  After 32 of the tournament's 63 total games, Obama has shot an "air ball" and correctly picked only 19 out of 32 games and sits in the lowly 4.23 percent-ile at this point, Saturday morning.

Perhaps, he would be well-advised to stick to the sport of bowling and his day jobs of socializing the American economy and blabbing teleprompter-free Special Olympics jokes on comedy shows.  Seriously, if the leader of the free world had the spare time and was inclined to make a silly and embarrassing video this week, he could have just sent a video smooch to Iran's mullahs, instead. 

Oops...I forgot...strike that last sentence.