August 1, 2008
Obamanomics: Lesson One, The Solution to Inflation (a poem)
A well researched and thoughtful approach to solving the problem of high gas prices
postulated below by the future savior of mankind.
You think I don't know about economics?
You fools thinkin' all I read is comics?
You sayin' I don't know ‘bout inflation?
Hell, I know how to save this nation.
America don't need to do no more drillin';
You fools just need to do more fillin'.
Ya'll quit believin' these drill-now liars;
Git your ass out the car an' check your tires.
My views on this issue will be presented in more detail following the inauguration. Any questions may be addressed to my newly appointed Extortionist General, Al Sharpton.