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PrintAugust 13, 2008
First Secretary of Celebrity (a poem)
Hey there’s little Georgie boy,
Barack’s new pretty campaign toy.
Sure they’re nuts, a little loony,
Gotta be to pick George Clooney,
As counselor of foreign affairs;
Forget this flick, folks, find the stairs.
Liaisons, sure he’s expert on;
Except for that what’s Georgie done?
To Libs a celebrity knows it all,
Can tell Obama the shots to call.
With all his Hollywood expertise,
George can seduce and stoop to please.
To George and Barry our world’s their toy,
Exists for naught but selfish joy.
So Georgie boy will surely be
First Secretary of Celebrity.
