PrintJune 21, 2008
Every therm is sacred (a song parody)
(With apologies to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life)
There are few in this world worse than leftists.
There are few in this world worse than leftists.
Their core views for our power lack Zen.
Some of them truly follow Joe Stalin, but,
we've never been one of them.
We're for drilling domestic,
and have been since before Al's E-Porn.
And the one thing we say about domestic is,
we won't have to pay sick Muslim swarms.
We won't have to pay evil rulers.
We won't have to flush cash down their drain.
We won't have to beg thugs for more production.
With domestic we don't have to explain.
'Cuz, every therm is sacred.
Every therm is great.
If our therms aren't drilled for,
we'll get quite irate.
Let the heathens drink theirs,
in their sand filled lands.
They can shove theirs where they want to,
once domestic can expand.
All our therms are sacred.
All our therms are great.
If our therms aren't drilled for,
we'll get quite irate.
Sierra Club and E.L.F. thugs,
we'll beat them everywhere.
And Harry, Nancy, et. al.,
will cry out in despair.
Every therm is sacred.
Every therm is good.
All our therms are needed,
in our neighborhoods.
Every therm is useful.
Every therm is fine.
We need our hydrocarbons.
Let's mine and drill and find.
