PrintJune 13, 2008
Dems to Young Voters: Vote for us, you twerps.
Hoping to rally young voters with so called edgy ads, Democrats have, instead, portrayed them as narrow minded, intolerant, empty headed twerps. At best.
A stunning 20-something woman hooks up with a seemingly innocent guy at a rowdy singles bar. Hot foreplay starts on the cab ride home and progresses into the bedroom.
That is until, while searching for a condom in the bedside table, she sees a photo signed "Thanks for your support!" from Republican candidate John McCain.
Horrified, she bolts, dropping her bag and spilling a campaign button on the sidewalk: "I only sleep with Democrats." The camera quickly cuts to a cool, bespectacled man with a donkey pin on his lapel. The couple's eyes lovingly lock.
Hey, that ad should reassure parents, the undecideds, the average looking and the middle aged. Not!
If this is what Obama stands for, this is still yet another reason to vote for John McCain and, incidentally, to restrict voting to those over the age of 25. Minimum. Thirty anyone?
