PrintJuly 5, 2007
Speedy Al (a poem)
A thing we all contend with
As a decidedly un-green nation,
Is Al Gore's global warming myth
And his gaseous pontification.
But little Al's a different breed,
Not so pure nor quite so pious,
Showed us how Greens still love speed,
By doing a hundred in a Prius.
Russ Vaughn
