PrintMay 25, 2007
Warming Man (a poem)
Warming Man, Warming Man, spins disaster like no one can.
Tells a tale, supersized, scares our kids with his lies.
Beware! Here comes the Warming Man!
Why's he lie? Listen Bud, he's a failed presidential dud.
He could use major meds, judging from some things he's said.
Watch out! Here comes the Warming Man!
When he speaks, chills come down, cold air follows him around.
At every show, every town, our Good Lord likes to taunt this clown!
Achtung! In rolls the Warming Man!
Warming Man, Warming Man, wacko Chicken Little Warming Man,
Common sense, he ignores, for relevance, he implores.
Watch out! Here comes the Warming Man!
To him, he's a Gaia hero, for US, he's much more like old King Nero!
Stay clear! Here comes the Warming Man!!!
(with apologies to Spider Man)
Tim Schieferecke
panderingpoliticos.com
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