Today I finished my third year of college.  This time next year I will graduate with a degree in history in secondary education.  What have I learned over the past 3 years? Well, I'll tell you.

• I've learned that Iran isn't a big threat to Israel or the United States, and that it's all right for them to have nuclear bombs simply because we do.  It's only fair. I've learned terrorism is overrated, and that it really isn't a big threat.  Bush, on the other hand, uses the same tactics as Hitler and is just as evil and dangerous. 
• Universal health care will be successful in America if the mean, evil conservatives would just allow the ideal to prosper.  Cuba has full health care coverage and 100% literacy.  We should model ourselves after them.  Fidel is just a good idealist and if it weren't for the embargo they would be a success.
• Of course, Bush lied, people died.  Bush, Cheney and his lackeys went into Iraq for oil and disregarded the fact that that every federal department and the international community knew he didn't have them.  He created terrorism, 9/11 was an inside job, and he is profiting off the death of US soldiers, who are rapists and murderers anyway.
• The US is a torturing nation, and we treat prisoners so inhumanely.  Never mind the beheading of Nick Berg and Daniel Pearl; we are the ones who are barbarians.  The only reason why the terrorists did that is because we torture.  It was their way of responding.  We should understand their grievances.
• I've learned the media is a mouthpiece of the Bush administration.  Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck, and Murdoch are the biggest threat to the airwaves.  PBS, NBC, CBS, ABC, and NPR are all on the lap of the neo-cons.
• Global warming is 100% real and it is Bush's fault that it has gotten this bad.  The air sucks, the water is no better than drinking dirt, and polar bears are dying off faster than the ice caps.