May 4, 2007
Out of TIME (a poem)
Time waits for no man, and I'm done with TIME.
They pushed forth a puffed list of leftists and slime.
Their list of world shapers, smells like things with end tapers.
Now presented below, puffed names that you know.
Let's start with the Leo of DiCaprio. Tell me what has he done?
What high office has he held or election he won?
Shrillbillery Clinton? Oh, surely you jest! She'd be nowhere at all
without Bill's friendly zest.
Sacha B Cohen, a.k.a. the Borat? What's his mark of success
beyond base tit for tat?
Rosie the great in big pounds but not brains,
proves through inclusion whales are easy to train.
Barack, what a shock, his name is there too,
this defeatocrat leader doesn't have a right shoe.
Curiously absent from this table of greats,
G.W. Bush, greatest decider of fates.
He rules the best Nation that ever has been,
for that reason alone I'll not read Time again.
Tim Schieferecke
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