May 10, 2007
E = 1 T Square (a poem)
E Equals One T Square,
an equation of Einstein,
is science aware?
Is it as an oracle
locked deep down in a mine?
Does it solve dire issues
on which we opine?
Which issues?
Oh, tissues!
Say, what did you say?
What issues do tissues
solve for us today?
Who said that?
That's silly,
I simply must know.
Oh wow, big surprise,
it's Sheryl de Crow!
Oui, Oui, Oui,
says cherie,
only one you may tear!
Earth's in the balance,
use butt one tissue square!
Butt, if you do as she says
using one, rarely two,
you'll have butt one friend
And that's Pepe Le Pew!!!
Tim Schieferecke
panderingpoliticos.com