PrintMay 16, 2007
Debatable Polling (a poem)
I'm just an old conservative crank
Who last night saw Sean step on his shank.
Whoever set the polling rules
Had Sean's side pegged as silly fools.
Text messaging as the way to vote?
Hey, Mick, you just fall off the boat?
How many conservatives, just like me,
Couldn't vote tonight, can't you see?
Alan Colmes and his left winger team
Just gave old Sean the royal ream.
Ron Paul leads the Republican pool?
Sean, liberals made you look the fool.
Next time think the process through,
So libs can't give your poll the skew.
Don't let text-messaging Kossie nerds
Beat your butt in this war of words.
I've wondered Sean if you're a first team starter;
You have the fire, but I wish you were smarter.
Russ Vaughn
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