Global warming (a poem)
In the name of the father, the son, the new socialist movement Amen,
An un-holy trinity brought forth again, healing, absolving conservative sin.
Past Bolshevik wackos killed sovereign Czars,
Bolshevik moderns want to kill cars.
On Gaia! On Sedna! On Druidish witches!
Each and all, one and all pantheist bitches.
Needful of spirit since turning from God,
Earthic fanatics believe things quite odd.
To science not proven they give full belief,
seems quite religious this life guilt relief.
Father Marx and Holy Lenin,
grant Gore their grace, absolve his sinnin.
Santo Al Gordo with Rasputin skills,
foretells earth's future with prophetic zeal.
In Gore they've found their prophet of doom,
taxes on carbon America's gloom.
Idiots of the world unite!
Join Saint Gore's glorious socialist fight!
Earth movements a ruse, it's much more than it seems,
a sect of left's cause to kill freedom's sweet dreams.
Wielding well class envy's terrible sword and sweet shield,
slashing and stabbing till freedoms are killed.
But my friends as El Rushbo much cites,
they've chinks in their armor, it's time for a fight!
When attacked with the truth, their lines cannot hold,
exposed to reality lib lines cut and fold.
They'll cut and they'll run, but don't let them escape,
give quarter to any they'll soon pillage and rape.
Pillage and rape, plunder at will,
destroying fair liberties house on the hill.
While patriot peoples of all races and creeds,
strive hard to protect our thoughts works and deeds.
They don't! These libs, like ravens at doors,
tap, tap, zap our great freedoms, never more! Never more!
We must not sleep! We dare not nap, fair liberty implores!
For if we do, we'll fail the cause, then America no more.
Rise up! Rise up, great peoples of our land!
Fulfill, protect God's purpose, America his great plan!
America the beacon, the fair light upon this earth,
we must endure, we dare not sleep, give socialists no berth!