Just when you thought conspiracy theories couldn't get any weirder, along comes one that reaches new comic heights. Except, of course, that there are people who take the lunacy very seriously. For example, the rulers of Iran.

1. The world knows a lot about the Holocaust, though it is very much exaggerated if not a bundle of lies. But what the world does not know is about the more deadly and the more ancient 3,000-year-old Holocaust created by the "Jews of India" who have kept it a top secret buried under mountains of lies called Gandhian non-violence, justice and truth.

2. As representative of the slaves of India, called the Black Untouchables forming 20% of its 1,200 million population, and the worst victims of its religion called Hinduism, we want to reveal some best kept secrets of the "Jews of India.

3. India is ruled by Brahmins who are just 3% of its population. Similarly, America is controlled by its 3% Jews. Both the Jews and Brahmins ethnically belong to the same stock, originated from the same area in Middle East and both have the same genetic characteristics. That is why we called them the "Jews of India".

4. The world knows nothing of this most horrendous and the longest lasting humanitarian disaster they created in India. History says the Brahmins came to India over 3,000 years ago, destroyed our glorious Indus Valley Civilisation, then killed Budhism and systematically enslaved the indigenous people. Ever since they entered India, they have been ruling us, perpetrating the worst kind of violence against its people. So much so India is struggling as a Third World country even after 60 years of "independence".

5. The world's most populous country after China has become the tail of America, by systematically fighting and killing Muslims (20%), Christians (2.5%) and Sikhs and persecuting its Untouchables, Tribals and Backward Castes - thereby converting India into the world's most violent country.

6. Surprisingly all these crimes of the "Jews of India" are totally suppressed by the media they control and their religion of Hinduism, the other name for Brahminism, which itself acts as opium to drug the suffering victims to sleep. If the Palestinians are victims of violence of Jews, we the Black Untouchables are victims of nonviolence of the "Jews of India".

7. Hence the "Jews of India", who are now in full collaboration with the Jews and their Zionist Israel, are more dangerous than the Jews. The world must wake up to this deadliest enemy in disguise and take steps to save India.

8. What should come as the greatest shock to Middle East is the Jews who control the US economy are deliberately squeezing America by killing the dollar and then preparing to shift their entire capital to India by linking up with the "Jews of India" to control the Middle East and its oil and further enslave India. And also tackle China.