Roger L. Simon offers some comic relief in the midst of some gloomy news, a reminder of the moronic thinking of our cultural icons:

For those few of you interested, Ms. Gwenyth Paltrow has "ankled" Hollywood for the tonier atmosphere of Blighty. "I like living here because I don't fit into the bad side of American psychology. The British are much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans."

Her example: She said having US pop star Madonna, 48, who married British film director Guy Ritchie six years ago, nearby was another advantage to living in London.