Sweetness & Light has once again scooped everyone else, capturing the bizzaro world of the circus clown wing of the Democratic Party, as revealed in the pages of the Jamaica Observer. New Orleans mayor Ray "School Bus" Nagin (who now owns a house in Dallas) is vacationing in Jamaica, you see, and blamin' racism and class bias for the woes of his poorly—served former constituents, half of whom tell pollsters they don't plan to return to N'awlins. S&L spares you the pain of reading all the nonsense Nagin spouts, and helpfully bold—types the unitintentionally hilarious parts.

Read it and give thanks if your mayor is anybody else.