Our contributor Edward Daley has updated the old "You might be a redneck if..." routine of Jeff Foxworthy to encompass our brainwashed fellow citizens on the left. You might be a left wing extremist brainwashing victim if:

You believe that the U. S. Constitution prohibits the open recognition of God by our federal (or any state) government, and the exhibition of religious symbols on public grounds.

Or you believe that Al Gore won the 2000 presidential election.

Or you believe that most television and print news outlets in this country are politically neutral.

Or you believe that outlawing private gun ownership will reduce crime.

Or you believe that the U. S. Constitution is a "living, breathing" document

There's much more.

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