September 17, 2005
The blues sisters
Isn't America wonderful? Some Americans who are still obsessing over Bush's decisive victory and forthcoming inauguration might now make a tidy profit publicly showcasing their displeasure by selling anti—Bush blue bracelets. And unlike many societies they probably idolize, imprisonment isn't in their future. Which is proper.
However, I also have the right to say they are jerks and to offer some advice: "Deal with it. Get over it. Get a life. And oh yes, if you need help, see a shrink. As we recently helpfully mentioned, they're abundant in blue states but even red states have them. Be thankful you're living here. And no thanks, I don't want a blue bracelet; would you like to buy a red one instead?"
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