September 17, 2005
And now the real news
Proving once again that Comedy Central's Jon Stewart has nothing on real news, Al Gore, the self proclaimed inventor of the internet will receive a lifetime achievement award for internet development from one of the real internet inventors.
As befits a Democrat official, Gore authorized government funds for the information superhighway——his phrase. Hence the award. Remember that as you read this——and so much more——on the internet, you owe it all to Al Gore.
Yeah, right.
Ethel C. Fenig 5 09 05