February 6, 2009

Hope and Change (a poem)

Hope and change won the day on eleven and four.Hope and change oft were spoken by Prez Forty Four.And the masses, they bought it, hook, line, and sinker, That seas would recede when arrived this great thinker.But the bloom it has fallen off most rosy...

January 13, 2009

The Nationalized Anthem

Oh say, I can't see,now at dawn or at night.Social healthcare was hailedas the cure for costs teeming.Whose free price would save allfrom an uninsured plightbut Avastin's deniedby their postal code scheming.Now I squint and I stare,my sight fades in ...

June 21, 2008

Every therm is sacred (a song parody)

(With apologies to Monty Python's The Meaning of Life)There are few in this world worse than leftists.Their core views for our power lack Zen.Some of them truly follow Joe Stalin, but,we've never been one of them.We're for drilling domestic,and have ...

November 13, 2007

Kansas and powerlessness

Kansas became the very first state in our blessed nation to reject a clean burning, job boosting, economy growing, coal fired power plant because of concerns that it will harm the environment by releasing carbon dioxide. The motto of my sta...

July 22, 2007

Secret Agent Ma'am (a poem)

She's the Ma'am who feigned her life's in danger,though in Who's Who pages found this "spy" 's no stranger.She sent her man to fake, the facts about yellow cake,the lie that caused our Nation such great sorrow.Secret agent Ma'am, secret age...

July 9, 2007

The Shrill One went down to Selma (a poem)

The Shrill One went down to Selma, she was looking for some votes to seal.She was in a bind, cuz he weren't far behind, she hoped she'd have great appeal.Well she went across the bridge span suckin' in air and sweatin' a lot.Then the S...

June 6, 2007

Shamnesty (a poem)

When you search for new electorates,some in shadows, not hard to find,you'll have the Judas kiss you need for now to live.But, when you say you're pro-America,you must be deaf, dumb and blind,'cuz, with one word we won't buy the lies you give.Am...

May 31, 2007

The Studied Linguist (a poem)

She is a studied linguist,no matter where she goes.She'll speak the drawl of Ar - Kan - Sawwith perfect y'all knows!When in da state she represents,she'll tell you dis and dat.She'll stand on line for Yankees games,she's godda New York ting down pat!...

May 29, 2007

Al Laughingstock (a poem)

Hear Me!  Oh hear Me!  Greenists of the fold!I Alborus Gorus of man god well spun mold,demand your minds prostrated to my every thought and word!Your very thoughts held captive in my high fenced thought reserve.To the forges of group think,...

May 25, 2007

Warming Man (a poem)

Warming Man, Warming Man, spins disaster like no one can.Tells a tale, supersized, scares our kids with his lies.Beware!  Here comes the Warming Man!Why's he lie?  Listen Bud, he's a failed presidential dud.He could use major meds, judging ...

May 21, 2007

The concept of pie (a poem)

Let us talk economics,just the facts, not the spin.I see your eyes glazingso I'll start again!Let's talk about the concept of pie,how to get it through working and daring to try.You sir, with the wide grin and yee haw,please be quiet, you know, this ...

May 18, 2007

The cult of liberocracy (a poem)

Look at my life, what do you see?The cult of liberocracyI love your ignorance, you pay no heed,to each according to his need.I'm the cult of liberocracy.Like Josef Lenin and L. Trotsky,I'm the cult of liberocracy,cult of liberocracy,cult of libe...

May 10, 2007

E = 1 T Square (a poem)

E Equals One T Square,an equation of Einstein,is science aware?Is it as an oraclelocked deep down in a mine?Does it solve dire issueson which we opine?Which issues?Oh, tissues!Say, what did you say?What issues do tissuessolve for us today?Who said th...

May 8, 2007

Blame-Bush buffoonery

Hi, my name is Tim Schieferecke and I'm a native western Kansas farmboy.  No, I don't know anyone from Greensburg as I'm from northwest Kansas, but I do know what rural folks from anywhere in Kansas are like.  Apparently my current leftist ...

May 7, 2007

The Battle of the Defeatocrats (a poem)

On the first day of our journey,we lamented at all the life.There were Muslim wackos crashing planesto fulfill fatwas insane.The first thing we did was to cry out and pray,asking why, gathered round.The Muslim crowds cheered and we asked why,The War ...

May 4, 2007

Out of TIME (a poem)

Time waits for no man, and I'm done with TIME.They pushed forth a puffed list of leftists and slime.Their list of world shapers, smells like things with end tapers.Now presented below, puffed names that you know.Let's start with the Leo of DiCap...

April 16, 2007

The arbiter (a poem)

All Hail!  All Hail!The arbiter is in the house!Imus grovels gravelyfor words he did espouse. Rutgers' ladies second tothe Court of Sharpton's cause.Spin it to the Reverend first,or he'll judge you without pause.Kiss his foot with contrite lips,...

March 30, 2007

The "fly by" media (a poem)

Have you ever stopped to wonder why?Half told truths and half baked lies,corrupted press, malignant tumors,withhold facts and extoll rumors.Fluttering, fanciful, fanatic flies,swarming and storming conservative skiesspecies specific, parasites plain,...

March 22, 2007

Global warming (a poem)

In the name of the father, the son, the new socialist movement Amen,An un-holy trinity brought forth again, healing, absolving conservative sin. Past Bolshevik wackos killed sovereign Czars,Bolshevik moderns want to kill cars. On Gaia!...