Robin M. Itzler

Robin M. Itzler


  • Do not take the Democrat MAGA civil war bait!

    January 2, 2025

    Do not take the Democrat MAGA civil war bait!

    The only hope leftists have of derailing President Trump through the first two years of his second term when he has the House and Senate (even with thin margins) is to create a MAGA “civil war.” Do not take the H-1B bait! Either MAG...

  • Happy Hear Year!

    December 16, 2024

    Happy Hear Year!

    While this is the most magical time of the year, it is also a challenging time for people like me who are legally deaf. Legally deaf means technology such as hearing aids or cochlear implants help us to hear. Without it, we would not hear much, if an...

  • Why the Cattle Cars Aren’t Being Built

    November 15, 2024

    Why the Cattle Cars Aren’t Being Built

    Against the brutality of October 7, 2023, it’s been heartwarming for Jews to be surrounded by Christian love and support. This is so unlike what happened in the years leading up to the Holocaust. In 1933, Germany’s population was 67 milli...

  • ‘This is CNN’

    November 2, 2024

    ‘This is CNN’

    The mainstream media mangle the truth in their collective effort to push America toward a communist-styled government. Imagine the reporting if today’s one-sided leftist media had been around in April 1865. The Civil War, with approximately ...

  • The 2024 Election Will Be Very Different From The Election In 2020

    October 17, 2024

    The 2024 Election Will Be Very Different From The Election In 2020

    It must be nice being a Democrat because there are so many things you don’t have to worry about, things that once would get you arrested or just ridiculed. These include: Getting arrested for stealing. Having to pay damages for destroyi...

  • ‘Please listen carefully as our menu has changed’ (satire)

    September 27, 2024

    ‘Please listen carefully as our menu has changed’ (satire)

    In the five-plus years since Forbes published an article about the decline in customer service, the situation has worsened. Humans have been replaced with artificial intelligence (AI) bots that have the same empathy as a paper bag. The opening of a F...

  • Positioning Kamala Harris, the California Candidate

    September 5, 2024

    Positioning Kamala Harris, the California Candidate

    As California native Kamala Harris continues her word salad presidential campaign, Americans in the other 49 states might wonder how someone who can’t speak without a teleprompter rose to this political level. The key word is “California,...

  • The Establishment Ensures That Gaslighting Paves The Way To Marxism

    August 3, 2024

    The Establishment Ensures That Gaslighting Paves The Way To Marxism

    Are you ready for three months of leftist rumors, innuendos, and gaslighting? The left knows that repeating horrendous falsehoods is how the gullible public accepts lies at face value. Nazi Joseph Goebbels often comes to mind as the propaganda minist...

  • An Interview With VP Kamala Harris (Satire)

    July 11, 2024

    An Interview With VP Kamala Harris (Satire)

    To reach different audiences, Vice President Kamala Harris agreed to an interview with Robin Itzler, editor of Patriot Neighbors and frequent American Thinker contributor. (Satire) Me: Thank you for meeting with me today. It must be overwhelming b...

  • ‘Are You Moving Out Of California?’

    June 15, 2024

    ‘Are You Moving Out Of California?’

    Several weeks ago, I flew to Texas to visit my friend Mollie, who had left California in 2022. Whenever I told someone I was going to Texas, their first question was, “Are you moving out of California?” How different from when I moved ...

  • Is There a Doctor Jill in the House? (Satire)

    May 26, 2024

    Is There a Doctor Jill in the House? (Satire)

    In the United States, between 40-50 percent of first marriages end in divorce. It’s even higher for second marriages: a whopping 60-70%. American Thinker contributor Robin Itzler recently met with First Lady Jill Biden to learn more about her a...

  • Making Parade Lemonade Out of Lemons, Trump-Style

    May 8, 2024

    Making Parade Lemonade Out of Lemons, Trump-Style

    If there’s anything America First Patriots should have learned from following Donald Trump since he rode down the gold escalator in June 2015, it’s that he knows how to make lemonade out of lemons. Currently, his communist-kangaroo lawfar...

  • The United States of California

    May 1, 2024

    The United States of California

    Many people erroneously assume all Californians smoke woke. That’s not true! There are still a lot of Patriots in the once-Golden State—just not enough of us. We try hard, but we can’t move the political needle, so the legislative c...

  • Travelin’ with Secretary Pete (A Satire)

    April 25, 2024

    Travelin’ with Secretary Pete (A Satire)

    With summer approaching, one of the busiest travel seasons of the year, Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg took time from...well, we still don’t know what he does...to answer your travel questions. Dear Mr. Secretary, My wife and I a...

  • 99 Reasons I’m In Mourning

    April 10, 2024

    99 Reasons I’m In Mourning

    “Want to go shopping?” I would ask a friend, and we both knew that included a visit to the neighborhood 99¢ Only Store. We might spend the day shopping at discount retailers, or fashionable clothing boutiques, upscale or discount gro...

  • From Illegal Alien Invaders to Newcomers to Democrats

    March 22, 2024

    From Illegal Alien Invaders to Newcomers to Democrats

    When Biden entered the Oval Office following the fraudulent 2020 presidential election (81 million votes…ROFL) he and his puppeteers immediately undid everything that President Trump put in place to secure our southern border. At the time, man...

  • Shameful Jews Care About Hamas Terrorists More Than About Israel

    February 29, 2024

    Shameful Jews Care About Hamas Terrorists More Than About Israel

    With a growing Hamas wing in the Democrat party, Republican Jews are frequently asked why so many Jews remain Democrats. In the 2020 presidential election, Republican Donald Trump received a paltry 30 percent of the Jewish vote, although he is recogn...

  • George Soros is expanding his radio empire

    February 21, 2024

    George Soros is expanding his radio empire

    Try as they might, throughout the years, liberals have not been able to succeed with their version of “liberal talk radio.” Currently, 91 percent of talk radio is conservative. In 2004, Air America premiered as the liberal alternative, bu...

  • It Would Have Been Super to Have <em>One</em> National Anthem at the Super Bowl!

    February 14, 2024

    It Would Have Been Super to Have One National Anthem at the Super Bowl!

    Sunday, February 11, was Super Bowl 58, an event where even nosebleed seats in Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas went for obscene prices. It’s reported that approximately 120 million Americans watched the Kansas City Chiefs win against the San Fra...

  • Is America Already A Dead Country?

    February 2, 2024

    Is America Already A Dead Country?

    If you had made a list of all the actions a “president” could take to destroy the United States of America, it would include almost everything Joe Biden has done since moving into the White House. Biden’s “success” in wr...

  • January 17, 2024

    Patriots Who Are Doing Something; What are You Doing?

    America First Patriots must be involved and active if we are going to save our country from a loud minority that seeks to move the United States toward Marxism. “Active” means more than posting comments on Facebook, X, or Truth Social. It...

  • January 1, 2024

    Will the sun set on the American flag?

    A devastating communal mental health disease that can’t be stopped with a mask or vaccine continues to inflict too many Americans: “leftitis.”  It started with the alphabet movement (LGBT+++).  Just when American...

  • December 20, 2023

    Let’s give our ‘eulogies’ to the living

    This is the time of year when people send beautiful cards—both digital and store-bought—and if we’re lucky, they might scribble a few endearing words. If we are really lucky, there might be an annual letter sharing what they’v...

  • December 7, 2023

    Prepared Transcript Of Joe Biden’s Speech To The Nation About Antisemitism (Satire)

    Using her influence as editor of Patriot Neighbors and contributor to American Thinker, Robin Itzler was able to obtain an advance transcript of President Joe Biden’s upcoming address to the nation. (This is a satire.) *** Good evening, m...

  • November 27, 2023

    Why is Steven Spielberg Silent About the Hamas Pogrom in Israel?

    As the Academy Award-winning director of Schindler’s List and founder of the USC Shoah Foundation, which records the testimonials of Holocaust survivors, the Jewish Steven Spielberg has been surprisingly silent about the barbaric October 7 Hama...

  • November 13, 2023

    Will The Republican Party Abort Over Abortion?

    Contrary to left-leaning news headlines, Republicans saw several key successes on Election Day. For example, Long Island in New York is now solidly red. Still the question we must ask is: How many elections will Republicans lose in 2024 because of th...

  • November 3, 2023

    The RNC November Debate: Live From Miami, It’s Wednesday Night!

    Considering the Fox Business debacle that took place on September 27, more commonly called Republican National Committee (RNC) debate, many people are suggesting it’s time to change the format. Currently, the next snoozefest is scheduled for No...

  • October 27, 2023

    It was all in the timing for new House Speaker Mike Johnson

    Self-serving Representative Matt Gaetz had absolutely no plan beyond “oust House Speaker McCarthy.” Some America First Patriots who support Gaetz claim that his action “exposes” RINOs in Congress. That makes as much sense...

  • October 22, 2023

    As the House turns

    As to what is happening (or not happening) in the House of Representatives, most America First Patriots have always believed that Representative Kevin McCarthy leaned RINO rather than MAGA. Still, Republicans elected McCarthy Speaker of the House in ...

  • October 19, 2023

    California traffic dreamin’ (a satire)

    For decades, fads and fashions originated in the Golden state, and then the rest of America followed. But now California is a warning to the nation of what happens when progressives are in charge. To understand “Kalifornia” just listen to...

  • October 4, 2023

    Illegal Alien Invasion from Sea to Shining Sea!

    What do Massachusetts and Tennessee have in common? These two unique states each have a current population of 7 million people. Then there’s Arizona, which is slightly larger, with 7.3 million, while Ohio is just a bit smaller, with 6.8 million...

  • September 14, 2023

    The National Federation of Republican Women Needs to Stand Up For Women

    Ignoring a problem won’t make it go away. Eventually you must deal with it. That describes the current predicament of the National Federation of Republican Women (“NFRW”), which was founded in 1938. The organization is in all 50 sta...

  • September 4, 2023

    Why I Will Always Support Donald Trump

    How can educated men like former Vice President Mike Pence, former Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, and former Texas Representative Will Hurd be so stupid? (I am leaving out former Attorney General Bill Bar...

  • August 26, 2023

    Applying Joe Biden’s approach to the Maui fire to other American disasters

    In between his two vacations, Joe Biden managed to find a few hours to visit Maui to see the devastation in the historic town of Lahaina. Standing in front of burnt-out buildings and cars, Biden said, “Jill and I have a sense of what it’s...

  • August 18, 2023

    The sinister reason why Democrats are after Trump

    Think back to the scene in Schindler’s List where Kraków Jews are forced to build their own prison housing at the Kraków-Płaszów concentration camp. Diana Reiter, one of Kraków’s first female architects, insist...

  • July 25, 2023

    An 1863 letter explains what reparations should be

    Marxists in California must have missed CNN (Confederate Network News) on January 1, 1863, when Republican President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation, which freed all the slaves from Democrat southern states. Following the Union v...

  • July 15, 2023

    In a bind with the government? FBI Director Wray leads the way.

    With our two-tiered justice system, it was upsetting listening to FBI Director Christopher Wray’s stonewall responses to questions asked by the House Judiciary Committee—at least the Republicans on the committee. However, Robin Itzler ima...

  • July 1, 2023

    Will Patriots Continue Making Small Sacrifices?

    One reason Marxist Democrats could eventually take over the United States of America (and they are on their way with centralized state voting) is because many conservative and Republican Patriots won’t make long-term small “sacrifices....

  • June 9, 2023

    Long-Shot Presidential Candidates

    There are several reasons why long-shot marginal candidates, even those with name recognition, run in presidential primaries. They want “former presidential candidate” on their resume, which can increase speaker fees. They’r...

  • May 22, 2023

    Let’s celebrate American Patriot Pride Month

    Are you ready for Pride Month? That’s American Patriot Pride, or APP for short. This is a month-long celebration of America’s greatness that starts on June 4 and concludes on July 4 with patriotic festivities across the United States...

  • May 2, 2023

    Opting 'IN' for Mother's Day

    May 13 is Mother's Day.  Yet now the special, non-partisan day for moms, which Americans have been celebrating since 1907, appears under attack by corporate America.  In recent weeks, some woke companies have sent ou...

  • April 13, 2023

    A former Trump attorney preaches one thing but practiced another

    In the April 8 issue of The Epoch Times, Jenna Ellis, former senior legal adviser and counsel to President Trump, had an op-ed entitled “Indictment Against Trump is Chance for Unity Against Government Weaponization.” Ellis wrote at t...

  • April 5, 2023

    A typical day in the life of a California family

    The tax, housing, crime, and homeless situation in California have become extremely difficult for many people, which explains why thousands have left and continue to leave the Golden State. Consider that, from December and March, the state had severa...

  • March 22, 2023

    There Are Compelling Pragmatic Considerations Behind Supporting Trump Or DeSantis

    Visit Facebook, Truth Social, and other social media sites and, overall, there is respectful chatter between Trump and DeSantis supporters. Both camps are filled with America First patriots who earnestly believe that their guy is America’s only...

  • March 2, 2023

    Been there. Done that. Not doing it again.

    In years past, if there were two candidates on the ballot, most Republicans would select those with the “R” after their names. Today, Conservative patriots focus less on party affiliation and more on candidates’ positions. After all...

  • February 13, 2023

    Taking the conservative fight to the culture: ‘You can’t have it both ways.’

    If you are one of the millions of conservatives who watched on February 12 when the Kansas City Chiefs beat the Philadelphia Eagles 38-35 in Super Bowl LVII, shame on you! Conservatives can’t have it both ways! Before progressives hijacked A...

  • February 8, 2023

    Remembering Nancy Green

    Since this is Black History Month, let’s talk about Nancy Green, the first Black corporate spokesperson in the United States. A few years ago, her identity was erased by progressive woke insanity, intent on destroying our nation’s rich an...

  • January 10, 2023

    When a congressional fight drew blood

    There has been much written about Alabama Republican Representative Mike Rogers, a McCarthy ally, nearly getting into a physical confrontation with Florida Republican Representative Matt Gaetz following the 14th ballot speakership vote on Friday, Jan...

  • January 2, 2023

    The Democrats are desperate to make Biden appear younger

    In the December 1921 issue of Printer’s Ink, Frederick R. Barnard published a piece titled “One Look is Worth a Thousand Words.” His article focused on how an image is often more effective than writing thousands of words on the same...

  • December 23, 2022

    It Must Always Be 'Merry Christmas'

    Decades ago, when I was a liberal Democrat, I bought into the fallacy that saying “Merry Christmas” was wrong. But back then, I also thought murdering a baby in the womb was right. As (my husband and) I slowly morphed into Reagan Democrat...

  • December 11, 2022

    All I Want for Christmas is Election Integrity

    As we start the most magical time of the year, we must still make sure Republican leadership hears us through the mistletoe. Most conservative patriots remain disgusted that McConnell, McCarthy, and McDaniel (now known collectively as McFailure) did ...

  • November 22, 2022

    ‘Pass the Turkey and Patriotism’

    Are you preparing for a Thanksgiving holiday feast where everyone has been told “not to discuss politics?” This year, America First MAGAs must stop being afraid to stand patriotically for faith, family, and country. Stop worrying that Pro...

  • October 13, 2022

    Non-Partisan Elections Are Non-Existent

    In today’s very partisan environment, where Democrats and Republicans have completely opposed views on critical issues, it is imperative to know the political registration of all people running for local offices — especially city councils...

  • September 20, 2022

    I'll have a side of fries and wokeness with that burger

    With recent "yuge" changes in commercials, Robin Itzler reached out to a leading marketing company and asked if she could sit in on a commercial planning meeting with several of advertising's best and brightest participating. ...

  • August 12, 2022

    The Next Time You’re Ready to ROFL at AOC

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, known to most as AOC, is personally responsible for a cottage industry of funny memes, video parodies, and ROFL (i.e., rolling on the floor laughing) jokes, all at her expense. Would you expect anything different from a beau...

  • July 27, 2022

    Gov. Newsom is correct: Californians have lots of freedoms

    In what sounded like a Babylon Bee story, California's Governor Gavin Newsom ran ads in Florida in early July claiming that "freedom is under attack in your state."  When the laughter died down, most people...

  • July 15, 2022

    Not. This. Year.

    Starting with the organic rise of the Tea Party in 2008, a slate of enthusiastic patriots announced their candidacy for public office. The goal was to stop President Barack Obama’s leftward tilt while also changing the elitist GOP agenda, which...

  • June 23, 2022

    Kamala Harris Needs To Spend Some Time At Toastmasters

    “We’d like you to give a speech.” That statement sends many people into panic mode. As Jerry Seinfeld once explained: According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is n...

  • June 11, 2022

    Observing Our Way to Third-World Elections

    On Sunday, June 5, two friends and I witnessed the absurdity of the California election process at the Orange County Registrar of Voters (ROV) facility in Santa Ana. As public observers, which anyone can do, we watched the ludicrous process that basi...

  • June 2, 2022

    Open primaries open the door to suspiciously fraudulent victories

    Ah, the good old days, when Democrats voted in Democrat primaries and Republicans voted in Republican primaries.  Those registered to other parties voted for candidates who held conventions in IHOP restaurants.  Not content with o...

  • May 25, 2022

    Boy, are you a victim! You're hired!

    As I watch people attain positions of stature and wealth thanks to their ability to tick off specific victim category boxes, it occurs to me that this is, at last, the time for me to achieve my lifelong dream. Many people believe that Kamala ...

  • May 11, 2022

    I'll walk you out to the curb when we say good-bye

    "Amy's" and my friendship grew out of a shared love for animals.  But when it came to politics, Amy saw me as a misguided deplorable who was in the cult of "orange man bad."  Of course, I assumed she carrie...

  • April 19, 2022

    Forget the red wave. We need a MAGA tsunami.

    A day doesn't go by without right-leaning websites, newspapers, and commentators becoming giddy about taking back Congress in the midterms.  In their view, it's just a question of how big the Red Wave will be.  They cite i...

  • March 11, 2022

    Mike Pence, the Non-Candidate

    Mike Pence is running around the country speaking to donors who have lots of zeros in their bank accounts. It’s his futile attempt to get the party to forget about his role in the 2020 election so he can consider running for president in 2024. ...

  • March 2, 2022

    The wonders of life in Biden's America (satire)

    Although the latest ABC News/Washington Post poll shows Joe Biden's approval at a dismal 37 percent, it still means millions of Americans think he's doing a good job.  Who are they?  A satirical look at a day in the life o...

  • February 22, 2022

    'War for our time'

    Russia's President Vladimir Putin insists that the Ukrainian Donetsk and Lugansk regions are independent.  Of course, Putin's idea of "independent" means the two regions should be part of Mother Russia.  Does it ...

  • February 15, 2022

    Helping people handle the 'forever COVID' future the Biden admin promises

    (This post is satire.  At least, it's satire for now.) On February 8, White House press secretary Jen Psaki kept a straight face when she told reporters that the entire United States is a high transmission area and that everyone...

  • January 21, 2022

    How To Lose Friends And Influence People

    In these times of vitriol, when you either take a stand for what is right or become one of the sheep, invariably you are going to lose “friends.” But maybe they weren’t really friends to start with. Certainly, President Trump doe...

  • December 23, 2021

    In this time of COVID madness, the power of one

    Although Californians are living under Gov. Gavin Newsom's COVID totalitarian rule, each county has some decision-making latitude.  Even before Newsom's renewed mask mandate, which many Californians are ignoring, Orange County resid...

  • December 14, 2021

    If progressives remade classic Christmas movies

    Steven Spielberg's updated flop of the iconic 1961 classic West Side Story is another example of "go woke, go broke."  At this most magical time of the year, it made me wonder how progressives might revise classic Christmas mo...

  • December 1, 2021

    Romancing Christmas romance movies

    The Christmas season started on October 22, when the Hallmark Channel and Hallmark Movies & Mysteries premiered the first of 41 new holiday romance films for 2021.  That was nearly two weeks earlier than the start of their 2020 Christma...

  • November 27, 2021

    'Stop complaining about Bidenflation!'

    What if … It's early 1930, a few months after the October stock market crash.  Throughout the United States, millions of Americans have lost their life savings and job, and they might soon find themselves homeless as they are ...

  • November 19, 2021

    Imagining private moments between Joe and Jill Biden

    I've frequently wondered what private conversations are like in the Executive Residence of the White House between Joe and Jill Biden considering that Joe shows signs of dementia and Jill appears to be playing the caretaker role. JILL: Ar...

  • October 14, 2021

    Dementia: Joe Biden Today, My Father Yesterday

    When Joe Biden comes onto the TV screen, I switch to another channel. Not because he’s a stark reminder of the fraud that put him into the Oval Office but since he reminds me of my father—may he rest in peace—who passed away in 1992...

  • September 23, 2021

    Jews must shake off their prejudice towards the Republican party

    In November 2008, I was devastated that Barack Hussein Obama was elected president, but reluctantly accepted his win, believing Americans were so overly focused on electing our nation’s first biracial president that they blissfully ignored his ...

  • August 6, 2021

    Welcome To Beijing Street!

    Disneyland’s fantasy Main Street allows many Americans to ignore that, under the aegis of Disney’s current management, the street’s real name should be Beijing Street. But this isn’t the first time a murderous regime has hidde...

  • July 7, 2021

    In Nazi Germany, the White Rose Group gave Their Lives to Speak for Liberty

    Across the United States, people of all ages are organizing patriotic rallies, forming MAGA organizations, and creating conservative newsletters to keep the “America First” Trump base connected with those who share our conservative views ...

  • June 12, 2021

    Made in Communist China

    Here’s an idea for a game show: Have contestants go into a major retail store to find clothes and merchandise that is not made in China. Whoever finds the most items, wins an all-expense-paid vacation to a shuttered manufacturing plant in the U...

  • May 23, 2021

    Local ‘Nonpartisan’ Elections Aren’t Really Nonpartisan

    Unless you’ve been hiding in a basement like Joe Biden, most everything these days is partisan. This is especially true of “nonpartisan” school boards and city councils. Over the last few decades, while Republicans focused their pat...

  • April 16, 2021

    Pushing Back at the “Redcoats” Who Are Next Door to Us

    As Big Tech tightens its censorship noose around conservative communication, it becomes even more critical that patriots stay informed and connected. If farmers and shopkeepers in the 1770s could devise ways to communicate around the superior British...

  • March 23, 2021

    Could ordinary Americans embrace socialism?

    Flipping channels to get away from the day's depressing news, I found Berlin: Symphony of a Great City (Berlin: Die Sinfonie der Großstadt) playing on a movie station.  It was director Walther Ruttmann's acclaimed 19...

  • January 29, 2021

    Rep. Young Kim Owes Me $25

    Newly elected Rep. Young Kim (California’s 39th Congressional District) needs to refund me the $25 I donated to her campaign. Others should join me in seeking campaign donation refunds from those elected officials whose campaign rhetoric d...

  • November 6, 2020

    #NeverTrumpers Must Go -- or Trumpers Will

    Here is my problem. I belong to a Republican Party that has some Republicans who spent a lot of time and money to defeat the Republican presidential incumbent candidate, President Donald Trump. RINOs and #NeverTrumpers (most of whom have remained ...

  • October 4, 2020

    Is it time for greater partisan transparency in local elections?

    Several weeks ago, I found an attractive door flyer from a city council candidate waiting for me when I arrived home.  The colorful glossy piece offered interesting information about key issues.  Since it was for a city council se...

  • July 6, 2020

    Could IT Happen Here?

    Could IT happen in the United States?  Auschwitz survivor Primo Levi said, "It happened, therefore it can happen again.  It can happen everywhere." Only days after one white Minneapolis police officer used excessive f...

  • June 20, 2020

    The United States of Appeasement

    The problem with appeasement is that you can never truly appease.  A famous example of naïveté occurred on September 30, 1938.  British prime minister Neville Chamberlain returned home waving a worthless paper signed b...