Noel S. Williams

Noel S. Williams


  • Better Days for Somerset House

    December 14, 2024

    Better Days for Somerset House

    Great Britain remains one of our closest allies, as reaffirmed when President Trump met with Prince William at the British embassy in Paris last week. Nevertheless, much has been made in this forum about the deterioration, even downfall, of British t...

  • Here’s who else should return to the Oval Office

    December 14, 2024

    Here’s who else should return to the Oval Office

    There is a biographical opus of Sir Winston Churchill titled The Last Lion. He had the heart of a lion, for sure, but he was not the last. President Trump is also lionhearted. In fact, Sir Winston Churchill and Donald J. Trump share a number of at...

  • Google Cloud Vision describes the recent Trump-Macron handshake

    December 10, 2024

    Google Cloud Vision describes the recent Trump-Macron handshake

    Google’s Photos App has received some criticism. There were concerns that it wasn’t forthcoming about photos being modified by AI tools. Even more disconcerting to those who value their privacy are the intricate and personal ...

  • Trump effect: In the private sector, animal spirits are frolicking

    December 7, 2024

    Trump effect: In the private sector, animal spirits are frolicking

    Several companies in the consumer discretionary sector just reported robust quarterly earnings.  More importantly (for forward-looking markets), they raised their outlooks. It appears their customers are exhibiting animal spirits, and this ri...

  • Safety First, DEI Last

    December 6, 2024

    Safety First, DEI Last

    On most worksites, especially those where something productive is accomplished, the main message is clear: “Safety First!” But under the odious orthodoxy of identity politics, and perpetuated by race-hustling poverty lawyers, DEI, in all ...

  • In Wisconsin, distraught Dems scream at the lake. They should go jump in the lake instead

    November 30, 2024

    In Wisconsin, distraught Dems scream at the lake. They should go jump in the lake instead

    They’re baaack:  Loony leftists are disturbing the peace yet again. Following President Trump’s electoral trouncing of Kamala, a bunch of Wisconsin women decided to scream at Lake Michigan.  I’ve got a better idea: J...

  • Here are the WOTY, POTY, SOTY and DOTY for 2024

    November 29, 2024

    Here are the WOTY, POTY, SOTY and DOTY for 2024

    It’s the time of year to recognize the Word of the Year (WOTY), Person of the Year (POTY), Song of the Year (SOTY), and Dance of the Year (DOTY).  This can be accomplished quite simply because there is a common theme:  @realDonaldTrum...

  • SAF for AF1

    November 27, 2024

    SAF for AF1

    There is no doubt about it -- with Trump’s election, our all-American animal spirits have been unleashed. Soon, our energy resources will also be unleashed. Not only “drill, baby, drill,” but export, baby, export, including opening...

  • MAGA is manifesting

    November 22, 2024

    MAGA is manifesting

    It’s the time of the year when cloistered, lexicographical twits foist their Words of the Year upon us. Often, they are DEI contrivances that seek to normalize peculiar or fringe behaviors.  For example, in recent years the American D...

  • Deport this illegal alien -- now

    November 21, 2024

    Deport this illegal alien -- now

    U.S. immigration laws should be applied as fairly as possible. That includes deporting illegal aliens, and Prince Harry may be one if he lied (which seems feasible given the revelations in his book Spare) about his drug use on his visa application. ...

  • Dancing with Trump

    November 18, 2024

    Dancing with Trump

    President Trump enjoys dancing. In fact, his arm-swaying, air-punching moves might be considered a more staid, presidential version of the old hand jive. Still, that’s not bad for a septuagenarian. In fact, when people in the audience became...

  • Where can the leftists go?

    November 12, 2024

    Where can the leftists go?

    It’s not surprising that many crying Kamala voters are threatening to relocate -- we’ve heard it all before from the whiners. What is surprising is where they want to move to. Per a Storage Units survey of 1837 of the misguided Harris ...

  • Lina Khan, Gary Gensler, and Rohit Chopra (for starters): You’re bloody fired!

    November 8, 2024

    Lina Khan, Gary Gensler, and Rohit Chopra (for starters): You’re bloody fired!

    During the next few weeks, president-elect Donald J. Trump will be saying “you’re hired” frequently as his transition team operates with businesslike efficiency. For competency’s sake — not revenge’s sake — I...

  • Quick thoughts as Election Day unfolds

    November 5, 2024

    Quick thoughts as Election Day unfolds

    Below are my quick thoughts as election day unfolds: There are not yet enough data points to extrapolate a trend, but some early signs are positive for President Trump: Trump “beat” Harris in Dixie Notch, New Hampshire, 3-3....

  • Mind the (gender) gap

    November 4, 2024

    Mind the (gender) gap

    As the presidential campaign climaxes, divisive Kamala is determined to widen the gender gap.  By contrast, Trump was, and hopefully will be again, the “builder president.”  Adorned in reflective vests that suit him be...

  • These are a few of our favorite things

    October 25, 2024

    These are a few of our favorite things

    For some spiteful reason that escapes commonsense, Dems are not too proud of traditional America.  Many just want to sabotage our exceptionalism, and fundamentally transform us — into The Americas first, then the United Nations.  Not only politically...

  • Inauguration Day 2025: Should there be time limits on hugs?

    October 23, 2024

    Inauguration Day 2025: Should there be time limits on hugs?

    It’s a question of deep philosophical import:  How long should a hug between two consenting people last?  New Zealanders have their own idea, which may be a bit exuberant for us, even on Inauguration Day. New Zealanders — onc...

  • Angry and unstable Kamala seems to need therapy

    October 20, 2024

    Angry and unstable Kamala seems to need therapy

    Transference and projection are problematic traits inherent in psychoanalytic theory. In my opinion, Kamala Harris exuberantly exhibits both, and is in dire need of a good … therapy session. It doesn’t take a skilled shrink to diag...

  • Kamala: Madam Vice President or Madam Cruella?

    October 17, 2024

    Kamala: Madam Vice President or Madam Cruella?

    Admittedly, I can’t stand the cruel madam Kamala (there’s nothing young, joyful or new about her), but even forcing myself to assume an undecided, fence-sitter perspective, I wasn’t impressed with the witch’s interview perform...

  • Kamala’s class is half full

    October 13, 2024

    Kamala’s class is half full

    I bet you thought Kamala is from the middle class.  Wrong!  Turns out she’s from the working class — at least if you’re Hispanic. In a town hall event in Las Vegas, sponsored by Univision, a moderator/facilita...

  • A suitable job for Kamala

    October 12, 2024

    A suitable job for Kamala

    On the rare occasion Kamala does a semi-serious interview, much of the content is edited — not for time, but to portray her in a favorable light by culling her incoherent word salads.  No wonder she usually sticks with the gushing syc...

  • DOJ gets it right (sort of) with Google

    October 10, 2024

    DOJ gets it right (sort of) with Google

    The DOJ has been the bane of business as it pursues an innovation-suffocating antitrust agenda.  Such has been the oppressive regulatory regime that a primary consideration of companies considering synergistic tie-ups is whether doing one w...

  • Potential new words

    October 9, 2024

    Potential new words

    It’s getting close to that time of year when the lefty lexicographers define their Word of the Year. Entities such as Lake Superior State University will even release their annual banned words and phrases list. Ranker.com offers something more ...

  • Kamala Harris is good for nothing

    October 8, 2024

    Kamala Harris is good for nothing

    Kamala is a good-for-nothing on at least three levels. First: she is literally “good for nothing.”  Her career is littered with failures.  Even a distinguished black journalist dared to observe, at great professional peril...

  • Dealing with podcasts

    October 6, 2024

    Dealing with podcasts

    Many of the admirable members of AT are quite seasoned. For us, listening to podcasts, especially conducted by AT’s managing editor, can offer a “unique blend of storytelling, learning, and leisure, making them a perfect companion for dai...

  • Surprise! Huge job growth reported right before the election

    October 5, 2024

    Surprise! Huge job growth reported right before the election

    People often ask if the Fed is political, and therefore predisposed to lowering interest rates before the election. The Labor Department and Bureau of Labor Statistics deserves equal questioning.   Their job growth statistics are untrustwo...

  • Vance wiped the floor with Knucklehead Walz

    October 2, 2024

    Vance wiped the floor with Knucklehead Walz

    I thought VP candidates were supposed to balance the ticket.  Walz just offers Kamala more of the same — stupidity. He told folksy fibs in last night’s debate about Kamala’s record and Project 2025, among many other things....

  • Kamala’s idiopathic idiocy

    September 30, 2024

    Kamala’s idiopathic idiocy

    Kamala Harris is deservedly being ridiculed for her evasive responses to questions about her policies, for example: “I was born [raised] in the middle-class.”   Even RFK got in on the act with his audience at a Michigan rally.  ...

  • Trump’s authentic anger versus Kamala’s phony joy

    September 28, 2024

    Trump’s authentic anger versus Kamala’s phony joy

    Harris's handlers try to portray her as joyful, and Trump as angry.  How dumb can they be?  How dumb do they think we are?  Harris’s supposed joy is sickeningly fake, but Trump’s anger is righteous.  Emotions of anger are often viewed negatively; ...

  • Here’s what to get leftists for Christmas

    September 27, 2024

    Here’s what to get leftists for Christmas

    Some of our high-tech behemoths are developing Virtual Reality and Augmented Reality gizmos.  A new Virtual Reality headset from Meta will be available on Oct. 15, just in time for Christmas. Given the virtual nature of leftist’s worldview...

  • Dogs don’t speak liberal gobbledygook

    September 26, 2024

    Dogs don’t speak liberal gobbledygook

    We don’t need more division, but research does indicate liberals tend to prefer cats over dogs. Maybe it’s because urban areas are more accommodative to cats, and that’s where liberals live.  Perhaps one reason is that lib...

  • Catty Democrats

    September 23, 2024

    Catty Democrats

    JD Vance took heat for his observation that many prominent Democrats are “childless cat ladies.” Paraphrasing Shakespeare (Hamlet):  “The [cat ladies] doth protest too much, methinks.” “Too much” because it’s true that liberals tend to be cat peop...

  • A great new ‘inclusive’ Olympic sport

    September 22, 2024

    A great new ‘inclusive’ Olympic sport

    Flag football, cricket, lacrosse, and squash are additions to the Olympic program in L.A. in 2028.  How about “slow swimming”? One of the Olympic Games slogans is “Faster, Higher, Stronger.”  Isn’t...

  • New Google tools, new leftist biases

    September 19, 2024

    New Google tools, new leftist biases

    Do we really need further confirmation that Google is riddled with leftist bias?  Sure, especially when its newer applications are contradicting their professed purpose. Google has some innovative tools, several of which are free —...

  • Thank goodness Trump has the courage to be ‘dangerous’

    September 18, 2024

    Thank goodness Trump has the courage to be ‘dangerous’

    Hillary just refuses to go away. Normally, her unfounded utterances reflect a lost soul who is occupying an alternate universe -- a misconceived and misguided television concept that was widely panned. But a day -- one short day -- after the failed a...

  • The second assassination attempt was not 'apparent'

    September 17, 2024

    The second assassination attempt was not 'apparent'

    Everywhere I look for news updates on the Trump assassination attempt I’m confronted by the word “apparent.”  Headlines all over legacy media  (my browser’s cache was chockful of them) disseminate variations of ...

  • Robots vs. Haitians

    September 16, 2024

    Robots vs. Haitians

    Haiti qualifies for Temporary Protected Status, a federal immigration designation that allows Haitians to live and work here for up to 18 months. However, it’s likely that status will become indefinite, if not permanent, under leftist ausp...

  • The markets respond to the debate

    September 12, 2024

    The markets respond to the debate

    The media’s post-debate narrative is evolving from “Harris edged the debate,” to “Harris dominated in the debate.” Curiously, at least one headline may have stumbled on the truth, albeit for the wrong reasons.  Mark...

  • Deport illegals and alleviate housing shortage at same time

    September 7, 2024

    Deport illegals and alleviate housing shortage at same time

    President Trump is such a refreshingly bold and honest candidate compared to Kamala. Regarding illegal aliens, he has made his intentions clear:  deport them!  Some meek and effete naysayers will immediately question the practicality of dep...

  • Google’s Gemini AI admits liberal bias

    September 5, 2024

    Google’s Gemini AI admits liberal bias

    Amazon’s Alexa just proved she’s well and truly reflective of the political gender gap.  When asked, “Why should I vote for Trump?,” her response was a boilerplate “I cannot provide responses that endorse any p...

  • The spiel on Peter Thiel

    August 31, 2024

    The spiel on Peter Thiel

    J.D. Vance is coaxing entrepreneur Peter Thiel to “get off the sidelines” and back Trump, but it appears Thiel remains noncommittal. Thiel supported Trump in 2016 but says he didn’t anticipate how “crazy” and “dangerous” Trump’s administration wou...

  • Demure Dames and Dems

    August 27, 2024

    Demure Dames and Dems

    It is possible something useful may emerge from TikTok: there’s a trend on the platform that encourages being demure. There was a phrase, which has lost some popularity in today’s censorship milieu, that girls “should be seen, bu...

  • Dem-dominated professions are untrustworthy

    August 25, 2024

    Dem-dominated professions are untrustworthy

    Kamala referred to Trump sixteen times in her DNC acceptance speech.  She didn’t reveal her own policies, but she constantly lied about his.  It takes a lot to bring politicians into further disrepute, given their already lo...

  • Thirty percent confidence in Labor Department figures

    August 22, 2024

    Thirty percent confidence in Labor Department figures

    Here’s part of a potential job announcement for the Bureau of Labor Statistics: “Data scientists and statisticians with an assessed application score of 70% will be considered.” Why such low standards? Apparently, being “ac...

  • New themes for the Dem convention

    August 20, 2024

    New themes for the Dem convention

    The dour and joyless Democrat National Convention from dystopian Chicago is being inflicted upon us. Their daily themes are perverted. Below are some alternatives. The DNC’s theme for Monday is “For the people.” Why not name it ...

  • Kamala’s economic plan: gouge corporate profits

    August 17, 2024

    Kamala’s economic plan: gouge corporate profits

    Kamala has unveiled her economic plan. Put the veil back on it, please. Under the concocted fabrication of price gouging, she is seeking excuses to justify gouging corporate profits. She has been appropriately labelled as a chameleon, but as she p...

  • My practical Olympic medal table

    August 11, 2024

    My practical Olympic medal table

    The Olympic Games in Paris are almost over.  How did the medal count go? Having identified Olympic events with real-world applications, here’s my summary of the final Olympic Medal Table that shows the top three countries for such ev...

  • Hug hypocrisy at the Olympic Games

    August 8, 2024

    Hug hypocrisy at the Olympic Games

    It’s refreshing to see a bit of camaraderie at the Olympics, but only where appropriate, otherwise it becomes meaningless. Obliging the Olympic values is welcome, but compulsory hugging can contribute to the anxiety that ravishes some Olympians...

  • Olympics: Summon the nut jobs

    August 6, 2024

    Olympics: Summon the nut jobs

    A musical theme tied to the Olympic Games is “Summon the Heroes,” composed by John Williams. An equally appropriate theme might be, “Summon the Nut Jobs.” While many of the athletes sport astonishing talents, approaching th...

  • Olympics:  Here’s who excels in ‘lying-down’ sports

    August 2, 2024

    Olympics: Here’s who excels in ‘lying-down’ sports

    Australia is a key member of the AUKUS trilateral security partnership with the U.K. and USA.  But in the sporting world, the nation is unfriendly to its military allies. The Aussies’ history of bad sportsmanship continues. As Australia...

  • Gibraltar is British

    July 28, 2024

    Gibraltar is British

    Spain has a very good soccer team — so good that the Spanish dared to beat England 2-1 in the Euro 2024 final.  That score seems close, but truth be told, they outclassed England.  Unfortunately, they were classless in their...

  • Here’s the ‘George’ that Joe Biden is most like

    July 23, 2024

    Here’s the ‘George’ that Joe Biden is most like

    It is utterly unfathomable to anyone occupying the realm of reality, but the liberal intelligentsia and some Dem party leaders are trying to elevate Joe Biden to the exalted status of George Washington. In fact, he has more in common with Georgie Por...

  • Another problematic ‘top states’ survey

    July 19, 2024

    Another problematic ‘top states’ survey

    Oh, dear -- we have another problematic “top states…”ranking to confront. This one, from CNBC, ranks states for their business climate. While these ranking methodologies are not usually worth the time of day, I mention this one ...

  • Biden's Bogus Accusations of 'Greedflation'

    July 17, 2024

    Biden's Bogus Accusations of 'Greedflation'

    With a Monday theme of “Make America Wealthy Once Again,” the economy remains a top issue at the RNC, and inflation a top economic issue. Joe Biden, trapped in socialist orthodoxy, insists corporate greed is greatly to blame for inflation...

  • President Trump stands back up — not ‘defiant,’ but heroic

    July 13, 2024

    President Trump stands back up — not ‘defiant,’ but heroic

    I write this very early in the aftermath of the horrific political violence unleashed at President Trump’s rally in Pennsylvania.  However, enough time has lapsed to notice there’s a word that keeps getting repeated by the media...

  • Joe's senility and the nuclear football

    July 12, 2024

    Joe's senility and the nuclear football

    As I write, Joe Biden’s handlers are prepping for a “big boy” press conference, the latest effort to salvage some reputability.  The futility of that endeavor reminds one of the Sisyphus rock rolling odyssey -- a ceaseless stru...

  • Trump proposes a golf match

    July 11, 2024

    Trump proposes a golf match

    Brilliant as ever, President Trump challenged Joe Biden to an 18-hole golf match. This was during a campaign rally yesterday in Doral, Florida, home to the prestigious Trump National Doral Golf Club. Actually, during his ignominious debate display...

  • Some of the old PIIGS are now working harder than Americans

    July 6, 2024

    Some of the old PIIGS are now working harder than Americans

    The average work week in Greece, the poster child of the PIIGS countries (explained forthwith), is longer than ours, and it’s about to get longer. During the period 2009–2014, there was a European debt crisis that particularly ravaged ...

  • Myths of the most consequential country in history

    July 4, 2024

    Myths of the most consequential country in history

    Biden’s campaign just released an ad to sow more Dem discord following the reasonable SCOTUS presidential immunity ruling. The mangled message of the “250 Years” ad is that for the first time in nearly 250 years the president is abo...

  • If Trump is an alley cat, then Biden is an alley rat

    July 2, 2024

    If Trump is an alley cat, then Biden is an alley rat

    Wallowing in Dem desperation, the Biden camp is incessantly hurling insults at Trump to see what, if anything, resonates. Like a trapped, wounded Demo-rat, Biden hissed and squeaked at a post-debate rally that President Trump has the morals of an all...

  • Post-debate analysis:  Biden has more than six handicaps

    June 28, 2024

    Post-debate analysis: Biden has more than six handicaps

    The Trump-Biden presidential debate went so badly for Joe Biden that the Dems (and contributors) want a rebate.  Rather than their usual Machiavellian machinations, they are openly considering ways to dump the reprobate who’s riddled with ...

  • Donald J. Trump Lunar South Pole Exclusive Economic Zone

    June 25, 2024

    Donald J. Trump Lunar South Pole Exclusive Economic Zone

    Rep. Greg Steube, R-Fla, introduced a bill to rename U.S. coastal waters. Currently called the U.S. Exclusive Economic Zone (EEZ), he wants it to be the “Donald John Trump Exclusive Economic Zone of the United States.” Okay, it’s a ...

  • A Terrifying Combo: Biden and the Nuclear Football

    June 20, 2024

    A Terrifying Combo: Biden and the Nuclear Football

    Not Biden’s age, as such, but his cognitive decline renders him disabled. His aiders and abettors discharge most of the duties of the office, with him serving as a useful idiot. He’s just a clueless figurehead. But there is one thing...

  • Homemakers are where the heart is

    June 18, 2024

    Homemakers are where the heart is

    Ditch gender studies. Ditch age-inappropriate sex miseducation classes. Ditch perverse DEI indoctrination. Ditch anti-American history classes. Where possible, ditch public schools that are mismanaged under the dictatorship of Randi Weingarten, the v...

  • Dems inflicting elder abuse

    June 15, 2024

    Dems inflicting elder abuse

    The 15th of June is World Elder Abuse Awareness Day, but Dems aren’t paying heed. Indeed, here are some examples of elder abuse they inflict upon Americans: The DNC is inflicting elder abuse on former (future) president Trump, who just turne...

  • It’s not MAGA that’s a cult

    June 12, 2024

    It’s not MAGA that’s a cult

    Reflecting their typical disdain for intellectual diversity, discordant Dems are shrilling against MAGA.  Despite the fifty-state movement attracting increasing numbers of converts, despondent Dems desperately label it a cult.  Th...

  • Trump brings home the bacon

    June 6, 2024

    Trump brings home the bacon

    When former (future) president Trump discusses Biden’s inflation, he emphasizes the price of bacon. Sure, milk, eggs, chicken, bread… just about everything is the grocery store is exorbitantly priced, but it’s the price of bacon th...

  • Trump or Demented Dems: who is really going to prison?

    June 4, 2024

    Trump or Demented Dems: who is really going to prison?

    Demented Dems are salivating at the perverted idea that Trump could go to prison. They are demented because they are the ones who are mentally imprisoned. It is perverted because they live in an alternate universe where not only the established...

  • Vote for the convicted felon

    June 1, 2024

    Vote for the convicted felon

    Would you vote for a convicted felon like Trump? Earlier polls had mixed results, indicating only marginal changes in voting behavior after a conviction. But now it’s a done misdeed, indications are that a vast majority will answer “yes....

  • A meme for Biden: Let’s go!

    May 31, 2024

    A meme for Biden: Let’s go!

    Desperate to reach disaffected young voters, the Biden campaign is recruiting a meme manager. Good luck with that. The incumbent will have a challenging job, and is likely going to be underpaid. Other than failing lawfare, a bunch of media Mini-Me...

  • How liberal women frighten the bears

    May 28, 2024

    How liberal women frighten the bears

    Among the many women who claim that they’d feel safer encountering a bear in the forest than a man (because “men are scary”) is author and Guggenheim fellow Julia Phillips. Perhaps it is not men or bears that present the most dan...

  • Charging GOP bull will quash Dem bear

    May 21, 2024

    Charging GOP bull will quash Dem bear

    Naturally, presidents like to take credit for positive economic developments over which they may have minimal influence. Biden took credit for the Dow recently hitting 40K. He was wrong. Trump has taken credit for a buoyant stock market that co...

  • Trump should not shake hands with Joe Biden

    May 16, 2024

    Trump should not shake hands with Joe Biden

    Trump and Biden have agreed to two televised presidential debates.  If Trump gets his way, there may be more, but do not shake hands in any of them.  Do not feign mutual regard, either before or after the verbal combat. Given t...

  • State and City livability rankings are askew

    May 13, 2024

    State and City livability rankings are askew

    U.S. News and World Report compiled a rankings list of the best states to live in, 2024. The magazine also compiled a list of the best cities to live in 2023-2024.  There are some interesting incongruities between the two.  Below I highligh...

  • Dog lovers: No to Noem

    May 8, 2024

    Dog lovers: No to Noem

    As everyone and their uncle now knows, South Dakota governor Kristi Noem shot her dog, Cricket, about 20 years ago. But only one week ago, Noem strongly suggested that Biden’s dog, Commander, also be shot because he was committed to biting S...

  • AI can’t become a lazy boy (or girl) job

    May 7, 2024

    AI can’t become a lazy boy (or girl) job

    AI engineers are whining about burnout as they develop the transformative technology.  There may be a dark underbelly of AI design, but it is not pressure on, or burnout of, the developers.  The dark underbelly is actually leftist-tainte...

  • The future is female (robots)?

    May 2, 2024

    The future is female (robots)?

    The future of robots is mostly female — but not feminist.  If algorithms with “the right stuff” are coursing through their circuitry, the fembots will yet be demure and deferential toward their male creators. It’s...

  • Tree Equity Is Trivial

    April 24, 2024

    Tree Equity Is Trivial

    With so many social ills plaguing our cities, some dyed-in-the-wool liberals are obsessed with tree equity.   Their complaint: White neighborhoods have more trees than minority neighborhoods. Constantly looking for something to rumi...

  • Time for a new ‘awareness month’?

    April 17, 2024

    Time for a new ‘awareness month’?

    There are far more awareness months than there are months, but a deserving one is being missed.  May is mental health awareness month. It could also be designated “liberalism is a mental disease awareness month.” If the calen...

  • More evidence of anti-white bias at Google

    April 12, 2024

    More evidence of anti-white bias at Google

    Following Google’s anti-white Gemini debacle, no one in their right minds needs convincing of their discriminatory practices anymore. Still, it’s appropriate to document another example of anti-white bias at Google. It’s alm...

  • Trump’s blackbody eclipse

    April 10, 2024

    Trump’s blackbody eclipse

    Among the highfalutin intelligentsia who detest Donald J. Trump -- and American exceptionalism -- there’s much bemusement over the Trump’s solar eclipse campaign ad.  In it, Trump’s imposing noggin slides into a superimposed po...

  • Owl Equity

    April 6, 2024

    Owl Equity

    Multitudes of barred owls are scheduled to DIE partly because of anthropocentric notions of DEI, promulgated by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS), which favor spotted owls. There is no natural equity amongst the owls. Some, like barred owls...

  • Being <em>non compos mentis</em>, Biden is unfit to vote

    March 28, 2024

    Being non compos mentis, Biden is unfit to vote

    Non compos mentis translates to, “of unsound mind.”  In some respects, we have an unsound electoral system:  an idiot can run for our highest public office, but be unfit to vote for himself. Joe Biden is de facto unfit to vot...

  • Crying spaces for NYC

    March 26, 2024

    Crying spaces for NYC

    If New Yorkers are supposed to be tough, then why are cry spas popping up in the city? Sob Parlour is an emotive sanctuary, where, for about $20, a sniveling crybaby can howl in privacy and comfort. First, there were safe-space bubbles for college...

  • Why are American youths so unhappy?

    March 21, 2024

    Why are American youths so unhappy?

    The 2024 World Happiness Report from Gallup and partners was released yesterday, March 20.  It focuses on the relationship between happiness and age. Overall, the United States dropped from 15th to 23rd in the world rankings.  ...

  • Dems: Roads, Trees, Dogs, Cameras, and the Outdoors are Racist

    March 18, 2024

    Dems: Roads, Trees, Dogs, Cameras, and the Outdoors are Racist

    Per recent polls, former President Trump is garnering more support from traditional Democrat constituencies. One way Dems are desperately trying to cement their cobbled coalition is by fostering race-based jealousy and disillusionment. Their dispirit...

  • Viewer discretion is advised

    March 13, 2024

    Viewer discretion is advised

    The interminable introductions to a typical movie often contain content warnings.  For example, “viewer discretion is advised” if the movie contains material that may trigger adverse reactions.  Warnings may alert view...

  • Joe Biden is like Davros from Doctor Who

    March 8, 2024

    Joe Biden is like Davros from Doctor Who

    Dems may be breathing a sigh of relief that Joe Biden made it through the SOTU.  Congratulations—infused with… whatever energy boost, he proved he can lean on a podium for a couple of hours and mostly recite a practiced speech. H...

  • The lunatic is in Biden’s head

    March 7, 2024

    The lunatic is in Biden’s head

    Often, former President Trump triumphantly ascends stairs to the stage at various rallies to the patriotic tune “God Bless the U.S.A.” by Lee Greenwood. It certainly fits as he unapologetically stands on stage clasping hands, waving, e...

  • Trump keeps winning unanimously

    March 5, 2024

    Trump keeps winning unanimously

    On March 2, 2024, former (and, hopefully, future) President Trump won all delegates on offer in the Michigan GOP convention, and the caucuses in Idaho and Missouri.  Today, he won a unanimous decision from SCOTUS in the Colorado ballot disqualif...

  • Double standards at Google

    February 29, 2024

    Double standards at Google

    Google engineer James Damore was fired on August 7, 2017 for writing a memo criticizing the company’s diversity initiatives. From Jul 1, 2017 until Sep 1, 2017 (a period covering the pre- and post-kerfuffle over his “insensitivity...

  • Trump: Enlightenment Now!

    February 25, 2024

    Trump: Enlightenment Now!

    Recently, an A.T. contributor wrote about “the mystery of Trump-hate.” Even though he admits to disliking what he perceives as Trump’s personality and moral traits, he is perplexed by the level of hatred toward the 45th and (hopeful...

  • Google's new AI program, Gemini, is racist -- against whites

    February 22, 2024

    Google's new AI program, Gemini, is racist -- against whites

    Alphabet (Google) recently released Gemini, their “largest and most capable AI model.”  Unfortunately, it is capable of racism – against whites. According to the Daily Mail: It's one of the most popular...

  • Gen Z: Zombies or Zoned-in?

    February 20, 2024

    Gen Z: Zombies or Zoned-in?

    Mark Bauerlein, renowned professor and former director of Research and Analysis at the National Endowment for the Arts, postulated that Millennials are the dumbest generation, and offered much evidence to support his claim.  Well, we might be de...

  • DEI will self-destruct: Elections are coming

    February 15, 2024

    DEI will self-destruct: Elections are coming

    Soul-destroying and spirit-sapping DEI initiatives, absent ability and talent, sow the seeds of their own destruction. Already, there is widespread backlash in corporate America, where performance and productivity actually matters. DEI as envi...

  • Make the U.S. citizenship test harder

    February 8, 2024

    Make the U.S. citizenship test harder

    This year the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) is expected to update the citizenship test.  With about a 96% passing rate, the current version is almost easy enough for the Cheat-in-Chief to pass—almost!  It needs to ...

  • In Biden’s case, age doesn’t beget wisdom; it begets idiocy

    February 3, 2024

    In Biden’s case, age doesn’t beget wisdom; it begets idiocy

    With polls showing that voters across the political spectrum are concerned about Biden’s age, his handlers are spinning that he’s wise. While there can be a correlation between age and wisdom, it’s decoupled in Biden’s case. ...

  • January 26, 2024

    The Doomsday Clock is still broken

    The Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, a science-oriented advocacy group, just released their annual update on their obsolete Doomsday Clock:    It remains at ninety seconds to midnight.  That’s an arbitrary setting that doesn...

  • January 22, 2024

    Antitrust law: Stupid is as stupid does

    A key characteristic of stupidity is that actions hurt oneself and others.  No one benefits. That is exactly what U.S. District Judge William Young in Boston accomplished in blocking the buyout of Spirit Airlines by JetBlue on antitrust grounds....

  • January 15, 2024

    Take Your Government Job and Shove It

    Under Joe Biden, the Labor Department’s monthly jobs report numbers keep trending downwards; the impactful reports reflect the health of our economy, and hold great sway with the Fed, business community, and bond and stock markets.  Given ...

  • December 31, 2023

    Female referees don’t belong in men’s soccer

    In America, the DIE pendulum is starting to swing back: companies are finally pushing back against soul-destroying cancel culture by cutting DIE initiatives.  However, the home of the most popular soccer league in the world is still wallowi...

  • December 22, 2023

    2023’s Man of the Year

    Notwithstanding the lopsided opinions the editors of Time Magazine foist upon readers, the real Person of the Year is actually Man of the Year: the chair of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell. One of the criteria Time Magazine uses for its choice ...

  • December 8, 2023

    Time for Christie to exit stage left

    In As You Like It, Shakespeare wrote that “All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.”  On the fourth Republican presidential debate stage Wednesday night, Governor Christie desperately tried to be a pla...

  • December 2, 2023

    The human won the DeSantis-Newsom debate

    Some political observers have said that Republicans are from Mars and Democrats are from Venus.  As evidenced by last night’s debate, it’s clear that while Governor Ron DeSantis is from outperforming Florida, Governor Gavin Newsom is...

  • November 18, 2023

    Where is the loyalty of some of our congressmen?

    Voters can easily know if a candidate is born outside the U.S., but it is not so easily known if he holds dual citizenship.  There is no requirement for members of Congress to publicly disclose that, but with several of them pursuing police...

  • November 9, 2023

    Send declining America back to the future

    Usually in the context of discussing former President Trump’s political “lawfare” battles, the political punditry proffer something banal like, “we can’t go or look back.”  As if by osmosis, that sentiment...

  • October 28, 2023

    Phrases that grate

    The lexicographical leftists will soon be bombarding us with their ill-chosen word(s) of the year.  Lake Superior State University will even release their annual banned words and phrases list.  Since they are suffused with leftist propagand...

  • October 19, 2023

    It’s 3 AM — Who Gets the Call?

    Not climate change — nuclear war is humanity’s most immediate threat.  During these tumultuous times, we’re burdened with Biden, an obstreperous oaf who has sole authority to launch nuclear weapons.  That’s...

  • October 9, 2023

    Democrats: Americans have 'too much freedom'

    An old adage is that “the truth will set you free.”  Well, many of today’s demented Dems are not particularly fond of the truth or freedom.  Indeed, a recent poll released by RealClearPolitics shows that over one-third of ...

  • September 29, 2023

    Donald Duck ‘Trumps’ Porky Pig

    During the Republican presidential debate stage at the Ronald Reagan library in Simi Valley, former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie continued spewing his unbecoming insults toward former President Trump. Christie stands little chance of winning...

  • September 21, 2023

    A Bogus 'Happiest Places' List

    Outside Magazine has just chimed in on the supposed happiest places to live. Their focus on “inclusivity” pays homage to LGBTQ activities and civility, but excludes conservative groups who are subject to discrimination.  Even though ...

  • September 1, 2023

    A kiss is just a kiss

    Spain recently won the Women's World Cup (soccer).  It was such a joyful event that during the medal ceremony Luis Rubiales, Spain's soccer federation president, planted a celebratory kiss on the sweaty lips of player Jenni Hermoso....

  • August 25, 2023

    A government as good as our people

    Turnout among young voters has been robust is recent elections.  That’s contributing to a government that is as errant as much of the electorate.  During the Republican presidential debate yesterday, a smiling and svelte (contraste...

  • August 19, 2023

    Toxic Barbie Takes a Road Trip

    I weep for our youth — confoundingly, the movie Barbie did well at the box office.  Apparently, the little pink lady goes on a journey of self-discovery, a road trip to the real world.  Since Barbie likes road trips, let...

  • August 9, 2023

    That's a wrap for Rapinoe

    Despite ignominious defeat at the Women's World Cup (soccer), the unpatriotic ingrates of the U.S. team are crying and begging for more moolah.  In a self-serving statement to their fans after being humbled by Sweden, they pleaded for...

  • August 6, 2023

    On a Neurological Level, Can Liberals Adapt?

    Neuroplasticity is the brain’s ability to adapt and develop both structure and function in response to sensory experiences.  Liberals are lacking this capacity to form new neural connections partly because they have diseased brains; on...

  • July 29, 2023

    Rapinoe and company: thanks for not singing our national anthem

    The U.S. used to be one of the most patriotic countries.  Now, only 38% of Americans indicate that patriotism is “very important,” and that drops to 36% of Americans between the ages of 18-29.  Still, you’d think any USWNT...

  • July 20, 2023

    Why Women's Soccer Teams are Overpaid

    The Women’s World Cup (soccer) is upon us, and we’re in for weeks of mind-numbing commentary by browbeaten weenies who gloss over the ladies’ athletic inadequacies, but gush over their strategies. The U.S. team still fields Megan...

  • July 13, 2023

    Musk’s Suffrage Stance is Insufferable

    It’s probably worth noting what the richest bloke on the planet (and creator of jobs and markets) thinks, especially when that entails disenfranchising millions of our most productive, wealth-creating citizens. After expressing “the ch...

  • July 8, 2023

    Fake Media Promote the Bigotry of Low Expectations

    It's almost laughable, but whenever I turn on my TV, I'm confronted by an alternate reality: white males are dotards, whereas minorities, seemingly the majority in every commercial, are practically perfect.  Maybe that's true in...

  • June 30, 2023

    Biden inflicts elder abuse

    Even though it is under-reported, elderly people with dementia are particularly vulnerable to abuse.  Disturbingly, the demented Elder-in-Chief has turned that on its head: infirm Joe Biden is inflicting abuse on the country, particula...

  • June 23, 2023

    Conservative women are lovelier than liberal women

    A recent artificial intelligence study out of Denmark finds that conservative female politicians are more attractive than liberal politicos.  I can absolutely corroborate this.  In fact, conservative women in general are...

  • June 3, 2023

    Neuralink Chips to Thwart Lying Politicians

    A.I. represents a secular technology revolution on a par with computers, smartphones, and the internet.  There is another transformative technology based on brain-to-computer interfaces (BCI) that could leverage A.I. to rectify deluded Dems...

  • May 24, 2023

    Voting age: 25 is the new 18

    Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy is right about increasing the voting age to 25 for those who don't participate in public service or who fail a civics test.  Twenty-five also happens to be about the age when irresponsib...

  • May 21, 2023

    Gen Z Americans are now picking up English accents

    It's cultural appropriation of the snowflake kind that some Gen Z Americans are adopting faux English accents. Whether thought up by Sir Winston Churchill or George Bernard Shaw, someone famous said something like, "England and America ar...

  • May 14, 2023

    Joe Biden needs a therapy dog

    Recently, an American Thinker contributor convincingly proposed that Biden receive Eli Lilly's new Alzheimer's treatment.  As a complement to his donanemab intravenous infusions, Biden should be assigned a therapy dog.  Cl...

  • May 4, 2023

    Biden needs Lilly's new Alzheimer's treatment

    President Trump enthusiastically touts his support of the Right to Try law, passed in May 2018.  Ironically, it may benefit one of his main political adversaries. In what is a glorious development for elders and their caregivers, Eli Lil...

  • April 4, 2023

    Beer-battered fish

    Yet another train just derailed.  This one happened along the Clark Fork River in Montana, just across from Quinn's Hot Springs Resort. Most of the derailed rail cars are dry, but many cans and bottles of beer spilled....

  • April 1, 2023

    The Dangers of Hiring Retirees to Drive School Buses

    There is a dire shortage of school bus drivers across the nation.  In response, school districts are resorting to “creative” solutions, including hiring retirees.  Oh, dear, that may -- may -- be a destructive solution. A sta...

  • March 24, 2023

    Law enforcement, not “self-enforcement,” is needed to curtail traffic accidents

    In recent years, there has been an alarming rise in traffic accidents, including pedestrian deaths, across the nation. Agencies with jurisdiction, from federal to local, and organizations devoted to highway safety, aren’t letting this crisis go...

  • March 11, 2023

    Politicians and the Problems of Age

    Increased age heightens the risk of developing dementia.  Dementia heightens the risk of slips, trips, and falls, resulting in physical incapacitation.  Stumbling, bumbling seniors who are physically and mentally incapacitated should probab...

  • March 4, 2023

    Are These Really the Happiest Cities?

    WalletHub’s recently released rankings of the happiest cities seems to defy reality.  Then again, the psychologists who concocted the rankings seem to defy common sense. The list was conjured by a bunch of homogeneous professors —...

  • February 27, 2023

    Biden must go gentle into that good night

    A popular proverb is that "a bad workman blames his tools."  Not only is Biden a bad workman, but his job, as he misunderstands it, is foolhardy.  For America to reclaim her greatness, it's not "the job," but...

  • February 20, 2023

    Tiger's little joke

    Apparently, it is necessary to reaffirm this: when it comes to golf, and many other sports, there is gender inequality. At a recent golf tournament, Tiger Woods drove farther than his playing partner, Justin Thomas.  In an expressio...

  • February 14, 2023

    Neutralizing the leftist ChatGPT

    The conversationalist chatbot ChatGPT generates artificial intelligence in a degenerate fashion.  It is infused with a Silicon Valley mindset, complete with leftist censorship.  While the malevolent bot doesn't care much for hum...

  • February 6, 2023

    'Democrat Leadership' is an Oxymoron

    A Gallup poll taken between Jan 2 to 22, 2023, indicates that the most important problem in the U.S. is government and its poor leadership.  Since the opinions expressed were formed while Democrats were in control of most of the federal governme...

  • January 28, 2023

    Smashing the Doomsday Clock

    The Doomsday Clock was created in simpler times in 1947, but it serves no useful purpose today.  Since 2007, when climate change was added to the calculations, the clock has become an inaccurate metaphor for the advent of human doom. ...

  • January 24, 2023

    Artificial Intelligence: Scary Good or Bad?

    The entitled elites at the World Economic Forum, who disproportionately pollute our planet in their private jets, should worry less about environmental, social, and governance issues, and more about artificial intelligence. Artificial intelligence...

  • January 6, 2023

    Porky Politicians Love Their Names Too Much

    Many of the egregious earmarks embedded in recent federal spending bills may aptly be described as vanity projects.  Indeed, some of the infrastructure and educational facilities will be defiled with the names of narcissistic senators who s...

  • December 22, 2022

    Orwellian Language and Democrat Doublethink

    Lake Superior State University has a year-end tradition of issuing its banished words and phrases list.  It usually misses some obvious candidates, like “democracy is on the ballot,” and its perverse variations. That sentiment encaps...

  • December 10, 2022

    Dementia: 2022's Word of the Year

    The 2022 Word of the Year is… oh, wait a minute, I forgot.  Oh, yeah, it’s “dementia.” Actually, dementia is a devastating condition.  Apart from memory loss, symptoms include difficulty communicating, reaso...

  • November 12, 2022

    The inequality of luck

    Demagogic Democrats are extremely eager to exaggerate ephemeral evidence of inequality of opportunity. Actually, it’s not privilege they should be harping on, but the inequality of luck. Fortunately, the luckless can overcome their circumstance...

  • October 9, 2022

    The Worst Places to Live in the US

    Money Magazine recently released its list of the best places to live in the U.S.  It is riddled with pompous virtue-signaling and plagued by diversity-induced myopia that skews rankings to fit a progressive, multicultural agenda. ...

  • September 4, 2022

    Soft soccer

    Soccer is sometimes described as the “beautiful” game.  Commentators of English Premier League games, just like some of its players, have gone soft, serving up “beautiful” descriptions that are silly, soppy, and sappy....

  • August 31, 2022

    Honor the knights

    Various "whom would you like to meet" lists contain luminaries who were knighted.  Which would you like to meet?  Sir Winston Churchill?  Sir Isaac Newton?  Sir Paul McCartney?  Yes, it'...

  • May 8, 2022

    The folly of Putin’s conceits

    There has been widespread condemnation of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine.  Reflections of our Pale Blue Dot, a resplendent planet floating majestically in the dark void of space, reveals the folly of Putin’s conceits.  Not...

  • April 9, 2022

    Time to Recalibrate the Doomsday Clock

    The Doomsday Clock is so broken that it is not even right twice a day.  It currently sits at one hundred seconds before midnight, having not ticked since 2020.  That's right, despite a sociopath in the Kremlin and an imbecile in the W.H...

  • February 24, 2022

    Presidential candidates need cognitive testing

    Presidential candidates are not required to pass mental health exams or psychological and psychiatric evaluations.  But at a minimum, they should be strongly encouraged to take them, just as they are presumed to participate in debates....

  • February 8, 2022

    Democrats live in an alternate universe

    There isn't a chasm separating Democrats and Republicans, but an alternate universe.  Hillary Clinton, who probably believes she is president in an alternate universe, accused Trump of living in an alternate reality.  More rec...

  • January 20, 2022

    Microsoft Word's spellchecker goes woke

    Some of the wayward wussies who indulged their delicate psyches in academia's safe zones are now working at Microsoft — specifically, the Office 365 division.  The software twits that tinker with the Office 365 version of Word hav...

  • January 5, 2022

    The Biden administration won't like a new list of 'Banished Words' put out for 2022

    Lake Superior State University put together for its famous list of most-detested words and phrases of 2022, called its Banished Words List. That's problematic for the Biden administration, because their minions in part...

  • December 12, 2021

    Biden’s political mutations

    According to Dictionary.com, the 2021 word of the year is “allyship,” which is the state or condition of being an ally that involves cooperating with others for a common cause. Merriam-Webster chose “vaccine” as their 2021 WOT...

  • November 28, 2021

    Woke HR policies are not good for natural sex

    We often hear about how academia, Hollywood, and the press are all in for pushing the woke transgender agenda. But actually, the corporations and government agencies, through their human resources (HR) departments, are pretty awful, too. I work fo...

  • October 14, 2021

    For Investors, There Are Worse Things Than Insider Trading

    Sure, Wall Street is slightly rigged, but that’s better than tired trustees or busybody bureaucrats supplanting current corporate governance.   It’s a lot better than Schumer and Sanders attempting to link stock buybacks and div...

  • September 22, 2021

    Idle hands do the devilish Dems' work

    The hardest working states, as measured by WalletHub, are predominantly Republican.  The lowest 10 in the rankings are mostly run by Democrats.  Probably not a surprise since they were lavish with unemployment benefits and ot...

  • September 10, 2021

    Identifying unconscious bias is unconscionable

    It's unconscionable: at my Washington State Executive Agency, we're supposed to identify our unconscious bias.  Curiously, the un-leaders who promulgate this policy poppycock are lacking self-awareness.  The trifecta of Go...

  • July 27, 2021

    Living with the Achievement Gap

    If you’re average, congratulations!  Most of us are mediocre in most of our endeavors, somewhere in the large dome region of the Bell Curve, a graph of a normal distribution of values for a given variable.   We might be relieved ...

  • June 22, 2021

    Word Up: Liberal Linguistic Lunacy

    Word up: research, including numerous brain scans, shows that words can change our brain.  Generally, conservatives are happier than liberals, and it’s likely that convoluted liberal linguistics and the mental contortions political co...

  • May 23, 2021

    Dim Dems Dance with the Demons

    Given their mind-numbing immersion in post-truth indoctrination, I used to think that Dems completely lack self-awareness.  Actually, it’s a bit more troubling:  their individuality is subsumed by progressive group consciousness that ...

  • April 11, 2021

    Philip: A precious prince consort

    The British royal family has dysfunctional elements, but Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip have been stalwarts.  In this milieu of moral relativism and post-modern claptrap they represent compassionate conservatism.  Indeed, when con...

  • March 6, 2021

    Washington State mollycoddles workers who refuse to learn English

    Despite a hiring freeze in Washington State agencies, a preposterous position was recently concocted called Provider Navigator.   One shudders at the H.R. groupthink behind defining the P.N.'s purpose: to increase access to quality h...

  • January 29, 2021

    Blue-staters flee blue-state policies...and then vote for them again

    Several data sources show the exodus of residents from blue states to traditionally red states.  The recent U-Haul ranking of states by migration growth is one of the most compelling; after all, that's where the rubber meets the road....

  • January 11, 2021

    Verily I say unto thee: Cancel Amen and AWoman

    Not that long ago, it seemed a stretch to refer to the men and women of something, like the military (especially combat) or police, for example.  Now it just rolls off the tongue; indeed, it is natural and proper as we recognize the great c...

  • December 28, 2020

    Jay Inslee's Diversity Dogma

    In November 2019, Washington state voters repudiated the Dem-controlled legislature by rejecting, via veto Referendum 88, their I-1000 Initiative to impose Affirmative Action imperatives in public education and employment.  Despite an onslaught ...

  • November 9, 2020

    Republican unity will breed success

    Even with legal challenges pending, one thing about the 2020 elections is clear:  Republicans are unified, Dems are in discord.  Republican diversity is healthy, with commitment to an uplifting and affirming agenda; Democrats are getting ...

  • September 25, 2020

    It's time to update hurricane names

    Hurricanes are often assigned unsuitable names.  Katrina, Camille, Josephine, Eloise, Fabian...Noel (my name, for heaven's sake) wrought much havoc; some have even been forced into ignominious retirement, essentially thrown onto the sto...

  • September 6, 2020

    Dismal Liberal Diversity

    As several links to maps and indexes herein demonstrate, there is overwhelming evidence of an inverse relationship between divisive diversity mandates and happiness, the pursuit of which is one of our unalienable rights.  As evidenced at the ...

  • August 13, 2020

    Why socialism is the pursuit of unhappiness

    Where are the happy socialists?  The socialists I spot are either snarling with anger or shrieking with hubris.  In fact, they seem intent on pursuing unhappiness as their misguided dictums controvert nature — human and phys...

  • July 18, 2020

    Don't Cancel Our National Anthem

    Nothing wholesome or all-American can escape the toxic tentacles of the cancel culture monster.   Even our venerated national anthem is being sucked into its grotesque grip as a shrieking mob of disaffected fiends feed the bilious beas...

  • June 16, 2020

    Facts Matter, Too

    In 2016, Oxford Dictionaries declared "post-truth" the word of the year. The definition: "Relating to or denoting circumstances in which objective facts are less influential in shaping public opinion than appeals to emotion and persona...

  • April 19, 2020

    Zombie stimulus checks

    Thanks to the Trump administration’s business-like efficiency, I already received my stimulus check courtesy of the CARES Act stimulus bill.  I’m grateful, but not overjoyed; along with millions upon millions of other Americans, dead...

  • March 30, 2020

    Should the US call retired health care workers back into service to fight COVID-19?

    Congratulations: you're a retired medical professional enjoying relief from the emotional and physical demands of caring for the sick.  Few deserve the relaxation, and gratification of a life well served, more; however, if some of the c...

  • February 29, 2020

    Impermanent aliens?

    In spite of Justice Sonia Sotomayor's intemperate and injudicious political activism, the Supreme Court voted to remove the last nationwide injunction against the Trump administration's stricter guidelines for immigrants who use public b...

  • January 24, 2020

    Feminists May Succeed Where Blofeld Failed – Killing James Bond

    I didn’t think it possible, but James Bond movies are becoming even more fanciful – casting a female 00 agent who is disrespectful to Commander Bond. If movies succumb to the loony Left’s cultural misappropriation, then Bond may soo...

  • January 6, 2020

    Guess Who Runs the Rudest Cities in America

    Recently, an oft-cited Business Insider survey ranked the rudest cities in America.  The top 10 are all bastions of misguided liberalism.  They are sanctuaries to illegal aliens and often hostile towards law-abiding citizens by im...

  • December 18, 2019

    Illegals and the American Birthright

    Pete Buttigieg, supposedly one of the more moderate Democrat candidates for president, believes that illegal aliens are just reclaiming stolen land.   I can picture him toting one of those mischievous banners popular with the Open Borders m...

  • December 1, 2019

    How the Democrats fail

    Throughout the Dems’ impeachment inquisition, Republicans have reminded us what their elected representatives could be doing:  USMCA, prescription drug pricing, the National Defense Authorization Act, gun safety, transportation, infrastruc...

  • November 3, 2019

    Latin loving quid-pro-quo lefties need to be fair to Trump

    Our founding fathers were well versed in Latin.  In fact, Latin phrases and mottoes adorn our national treasures and pepper our corpus of political discourse and jurisprudence.  Today, one stands out above all as the Dems, despera...

  • October 11, 2019

    Republican Versus Democratic Occupations

    There are some predictable correlations between a person’s occupation and their political party affiliation.  A majority of doctors are registered Democrats, and shrinks are overwhelmingly so.  Surgeons are much more aligned with the ...

  • July 17, 2019

    The best places to retire tend conservative

    Bankrate.com just published its renowned ranking of the best and worst states for retirement.  The categories rated, in order of weightings (in parentheses), include affordability (40%), wellness (25%), culture (15%), weather (15%), an...

  • June 25, 2019

    June ‘Pride Month’ in government offices

    Visitors to a major Washington State government agency during the month of June are bombarded by an array of flamboyant symbols.  The otherwise impressive rotunda of this key facility is festooned with flags and other paraphernalia invoking LTGB...

  • June 15, 2019

    At the Women's World Cup in France, toxic femininity is on display

    Soccer, mostly outside our shores, has been described as the beautiful game.  At the Women's World Cup 2019, hosted by France, the U.S. players have also injected plenty of toxic femininity (cue the sexism cudgel...). Against Thailan...

  • May 28, 2019

    Dumb and Mean Democrats Lack American Consciousness

    Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is disturbingly dumb, and the likes of Schumer, Schiff, and Sanders are mean-spirited.  Indeed, Dems led by the progressive instigators are devoid of American consciousness, making them the dumbest and meanest inter...

  • April 26, 2019

    Obstructionist Dems are like zombies

    What distinguishes obstructionist Dems from zombies?  Not much!  They both struggle with self-awareness and have minimal consciousness.  The lights are on (barely), but nobody's home. They both have some automatic...

  • March 25, 2019

    For Good Times, Abolish Socialism, Not Billionaires

    Why be a billionaire when you can be a millionaire?  Beyond a threshold that provides creature comforts, more money doesn't buy happiness, but it can induce stress.  Indeed, billionaires are rarely satisfied as they constantly...

  • January 24, 2019

    The American Psychological Association and Toxic Femininity

    The American Psychological Association's hallucination-cum-epiphany that traditional masculinity is harmful to society proves that its members need their heads examined.  It's bewildering that they even contemplate, let alone expres...

  • December 23, 2018

    The 2018 Word of the Year

    A strong candidate for 2018 Word of the Year is "Russophobia." It's partially deserved, as Russia's nationalist hubris and hegemony provoke geopolitical instability.  However, much of the prevailing anti-Russian sentiment ...

  • November 24, 2018

    Liberals Have Gone Mental

    Modern liberalism is diseased.  It is wrought by mental maladies exacerbated by postmodernism’s delusional insistence that empirical facts are figments of white male rule.  This warped view subverts reality if it doesn’t conform...

  • September 6, 2018

    Mindfulness and Mindless Liberals

    We are told that Trump-haters are seeking solace in mindfulness meditation, using faddish apps of dubious efficacy.  They may bring fleeting respite from anti-Trump hysteria, but upon returning to reality, they're again seized...

  • June 26, 2018

    The Greatest Anthem is Not Being Played at the World Cup

    Thirty-two proud countries are strutting their soccer stars at World Cup 2018, hosted by Russia.  A riveting feature of the pre-match aura is each team's national anthem and the robust pride it engenders amongst players and rambunctious...

  • May 27, 2018

    Leave the Olympic National Park's Mountain Goats Alone

    This summer, the National Park Service, the Forest Service, and the Washington State Department of Fish and Wildlife plan to capture many mountain goats from the Olympic National Park, and relocate them to the North Cascades.  Ravaging the ...

  • April 8, 2018

    The Diversity Umbrella Is Full. Illegal Aliens Can't Fit.

    Fully qualified applicants for employment with Washington State government agencies are being clobbered by the diversity cudgel.  Even if they congenially comply with most diversity principles, they may conscientiously object to the state's ...

  • March 18, 2018

    US Paralympians exemplify America's greatness

    With the 2018 Winter Paralympic Games drawing to a close, it's time to reflect upon the final medal count.  While some countries underperformed relative to the regular Olympics, one thing is obvious: the USA will top the table. ...

  • March 5, 2018

    The Democrats as Russian Dupes, 2018 Edition

    No wonder the Russian meddlers are laughing – the Dems are wittingly colluding in sowing discord through sleazy identity politics and by fostering extreme multiculturalism.  Lacking substantive policy ideas, their main hope for electo...

  • January 21, 2018

    Politics: It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world

    The pathological repetition of words, gestures, and acts to obsessively obstruct President Trump is the epitome of perseveration.  It is a distinguishing feature of madness, such as incessantly insisting, without regard for reality, that Tr...

  • January 2, 2018

    Anti-Trump Zealots Require More Than a Calmness App

    The 2017 iPhone App of the Year is "Calm."  The co-CEO of the company that makes the meditation app observed that downloads doubled in the months following president Trump's election.  While meditation apps may cushi...

  • December 19, 2017

    The 2017 Acronym of the Year: COVFEFE

    The 2017 acronym of the year is COVFEFE, with an honorable mention to MAGA. Choosing a Word of the Year is a popular pastime.  The lexicographers and sociolinguists have proffered  "complicit," "populism," "...

  • December 12, 2017

    Forget the rest: Here's the best candidate for 'Word of the Year'

    Dictionary.com chose "complicit," Cambridge Dictionary chose "populism," and Collins went with "fake news" as the 2017 word of the year.  "Collusion" would also have been a good choice; after all, it provi...

  • November 21, 2017

    Time to Give Thanks to White Males

    While every other demographic group is coddled by the media, it is still PC to ridicule white males, partly because they are a benign majority who don’t complain much. This Thanksgiving seems an opportune time to give them thanks for forging a ...

  • September 20, 2017

    Best places to live tend conservative

    Just as conservative values are more conducive to lasting happiness, and promote a deeper sense of satisfaction and well-being, it appears that our best places to live thrive in a conservative ethos.   Money Magazine just published its 2...

  • September 13, 2017

    The Left Has Corrupted and Weaponized Academic Research

    Liberals try to compensate for the weakness of their ideas by craftily manipulating the narrative of the debate. They are supported by liberal academicians who manipulate their research methodologies to predispose results that are amenable to their l...

  • August 19, 2017

    How Workplace Zero Tolerance Fails

    Zero tolerance policies in the workplace are problematic. Their imposition upon job applicants is imperious when the offense is no longer on official records, or there is no correlation with the job’s requirements. The “one size fits all...

  • July 21, 2017

    Sick of your Congressman? Elect a Veteran

    Our dysfunctional Congress is riddled with self-serving politicians who resist for the sake of resisting.  It needs disciplined problem solvers who embody the spirit of public service.  The most unproductive Congress in 164 years needs more...

  • July 2, 2017

    Make America poetic again

    Political discourse in our polarized polity would benefit from less emotionally expressive language in the form of tweets and more in the form of poetry. Balancing individual freedoms against the imperatives of governance in an open society can be...

  • June 14, 2017

    Google Doodles: Don't be white or too famous

    I rarely bother to click Google's interactive doodles, but yesterday's (June 13, 2017) confounded me.  Why did Atom Ant replace his cool suit with a striped cape, and why is he swatting away a cannonball before it squashes a fence? ...

  • May 21, 2017

    You've got to know when to bow

    President Trump did not bow when greeted by the Saudi king after touching down in Saudi Arabia.  That he stood tall and proud was entirely proper, but a probable state visit to the U.K. later this year may present an opportunity to bow to one of...

  • April 14, 2017

    Student Tests Should Recognize the Plasticity of Giftedness

    Gifted education is often rife with elitism: test results used to identify gifted students tend to reflect the social strata of the students' families and reinforce the achievement gap.  This is partly because wealthy and pushy parents are m...

  • February 22, 2017

    Protecting Jury Impartiality

    The brilliant Sixth Amendment, among other things, establishes the right to a fair and impartial jury. That impartiality begins with the construction of a master juror list with names chosen randomly by computers from voter registration lists and dri...

  • January 9, 2017

    Presidential politics: 60 is the new 35

    It has been said that 50 is the new 30; 60 is the new 40; 70 is the new 50.  What, then, is 35?  It’s the constitutional age requirement to serve as president of the United States.  Since the framers’ 35 would be much ol...

  • December 28, 2016

    The 2016 word of the year: And the winner is...

    The Merriam-Webster 2016 word of the year (WOTY) is "surreal."  The Oxford English Dictionary 2016 WOTY is "post-truth."   "Xenophobia" is the top word on dictionary.com.  If these words are recogn...

  • December 20, 2016

    An antidote to Post-Election Stress Trauma

    Many celebrities are still wallowing in Post-Election Stress Trauma (PEST).  It started with their impetuous threats to leave our shores and continues with their futile attempts to delegitimize our President-Elect. Even though Canada put out ...

  • November 9, 2016

    For the sake of change, block 'burrowing' civil servants

    One of the most lopsided exit poll results from the presidential election is that voters who wanted change voted overwhelmingly for Trump.  His clarion call to “Drain the Swamp” reverberated across America’s great hinterlands l...

  • October 26, 2016

    Usurping democracy

    Russia’s offer to send monitors to U.S. polling stations was rebuked by the U.S. State Department.  Nevertheless, given that most Americans are not confident that their votes will be counted correctly, it was a devilishly clever propaganda...

  • September 27, 2016

    Lights, Camera... Romance!

    Despite the prevalence of androgynous behaviors in our society, there are startling differences -- beyond the voluptuously visual of the fairer sex -- between men and women. One way this manifests itself is in movie reviews. There’s a trend,...

  • September 6, 2016

    Conservative Values Lead to Happiness

    Conservative values are more conducive to lasting happiness; liberal values tend to engender fleeting pleasure. Liberals pursue happiness, but for conservatives it naturally ensues. Ever wonder why so many liberal Democrats are seething in discont...

  • August 20, 2016

    The Thrill of Victory, the Agony of defeat, and Just Showing Up at the Olympics

    The official Olympic medals table doesn’t fully capture participation, which is more reflective of the spirit of the Olympic Games.  While it’s natural to celebrate winners, the pathos of losing can be more compelling, and some ...

  • August 2, 2016

    Hillary's Absurdism

    Hillary can’t find inherent meaning in her campaign for president. This is evidenced by her continual makeovers and attempts to fool the public; by her futile attempts for a campaign slogan that will stick; and her dissonance between change and...

  • July 6, 2016

    No Laughing Matter: Commit Hillary

    Hillary Clinton's campaign propagated a prominent web-based banner that urges voters to "Commit to vote for Hillary."  Remove the middle three words, and they're on to something. Like the pot calling the kettle black, Hillar...

  • June 2, 2016

    Google Assistant and PC

    Alphabet, the parent company of Google, recently revealed a new personal assistant to accompany its Google Home voice-activated system that allows users to stream music, get answers about the weather or traffic, and manage everyday tasks. They didn...

  • May 12, 2016

    Google Doodles: Redrawing American History

    Doodle means to scribble absentmindedly.  But Google Doodles are intentional iconography that attempt to redraw America’s great history.  They elevate peripheral figures to iconic status and relegate religious holidays to amorphous gr...

  • April 23, 2016

    Celebrate Earned Inequality

    Every election, we’re told, is pivotal.   This time they’re right because Calvin Coolidge’s cherished maxim that “The business of America is business” is under as much threat as Andrew Jackson’s portrait ...

  • March 27, 2016

    Soccer Clichés: Game On, Mute On

    Soccer commentary is so full of inane clichés that my fingers have memorized the location of the remote's mute button for when a game comes on my television. I recently arose in the wee hours to watch a live English Premier League game....

  • January 13, 2016

    Capitalism: the Worst System -- Except for all the Rest

    The only capital democrat presidential candidates respect is political capital wrought from pandering. Newsflash: capitalism is still the best system for organizing economic life in a free society. Liberals talk about the anger of the right, ...

  • December 14, 2015

    Radical Terrorism is not a Fairy Tale

    Words Matter. They help make thought incisive and enable us to conceive of reality. Use the wrong ones and you’ll wander into never-never land, oblivious to the threat from radical Islamic terrorism. Our State Department is entrapped in this im...

  • November 30, 2015

    How to Be a Racist in Health Research

    There's a trend in health research organizations to uncover subtle and unconscious racism.  Their zealotry makes me wonder: who are the real racialists? The American Public Health Association (APHA) sometimes seems more like a Chicago-bas...

  • October 13, 2015

    Thanks for the Last Best Hope on Earth

    It’s no coincidence that those who exhibit humility and give thanks for America are more likely to achieve the American Dream. Bernie Sanders’ assertion that America was founded on racist principles is demagoguery, something socialists...

  • August 27, 2015

    Tech Jobs and Female Privilege

    Women, who outnumber men in college and are more likely to graduate, are underrepresented in computer science fields.  That’s female privilege, unless we condescendingly presume they are making the wrong choices in college.  Overal...

  • August 3, 2015

    Psychopathy in the White House

    It’s clear that Barack Obama is a narcissist, so I wasn’t surprised when he paraded around the White House making faces to his selfie stick then stopping to admire his gaunt profile in the mirror the way an insecure teenager might.  ...

  • July 4, 2015

    America: Shining City upon a Hill

    Amid foreign and domestic policy conundrums, President Obama recently found solace in overseas popularity polls showing America is viewed more favorably than under his predecessor. A pyrrhic victory, reflecting foreigners’ umbrage in American e...

  • June 22, 2015

    Pro golfers hate on Chambers Bay

    Now I know why Obama likes golf so much: golfers are prone to whine amidst challenging conditions outside their comfort zone.  Like a bad artisan who blames his tools, they are inclined to shun personal responsibility and loathe to concede their...

  • April 25, 2015

    Youth Won't be Wasted on the Old

    George Bernard Shaw proffered the brilliant insight that “Youth is wasted on the young.”  Thankfully, the old are becoming increasingly youthful, and this bodes well for civil society because wiser citizens will remain vigorous enoug...

  • March 27, 2015

    Submit collective bargaining for government worker unions to public scrutiny

    There are several egregious exhibits that clamor for more scrutiny of union contract negotiations with governments: vacant jails awaiting unionized staffing; ill-timed, even illegal teacher strikes; funding for salaries of union officers and bogus bo...

  • February 21, 2015

    Lies, Damn Lies, and Obama Lies

    Most presidents lie. Some go a step further and craftily construct damnable lies. But the most pernicious are the Obama lies. Like statistics, they’re often used to bolster weak arguments and obfuscate reality when it dares infiltrate preconcei...

  • January 12, 2015

    Renew the Patriot Act

    Key sections of the Patriot Act are set to expire on June 1, 2015.  President Obama may have concluded the war on terrorism is over, but as events in France clearly demonstrate, we are actually in as much danger as at any time since 9/11. W...

  • December 16, 2014

    American Privilege

    Limousine liberals are peddling the convoluted construct of “white privilege” to explain unequal achievement. This misguided notion fosters complacency and exacerbates inequality, preventing pursuit of something much more powerful ...

  • November 7, 2014

    Obama: An Insufferable PEST

    President Obama addressed his party’s most recent shellacking in a White House press conference Wednesday.  Even to the novice, it was clear Obama exhibited symptoms of Post-Election Stress Trauma. It was painful to watch the petulant l...

  • September 9, 2014

    Immigrants Need Official English

    America is inherently multilingual, but for the sake of unity and equal protection of the laws, we must make English the official language for all U.S. Government business.   If New York’s Times Square is The Crossroads of the Worl...

  • July 8, 2014

    Sex and Politics in the Workplace

    Washington State government employees are counseled to keep sex and politics out of the workplace -- unless one is an LGBT practitioner. Sex: June was officially designated as LGBT pride month, which includes conspicuous workplace displays and ...

  • May 26, 2014

    Parking among the Liberals

    Washington State employees must be circumspect in their political activities, but they sure compensate by indoctrinating their cars in intolerant political dogma.  Results Washington is a reform plan that reflects Gov. Inslee’s imperati...

  • February 15, 2014

    Oblige Government to Control Itself

    The Constitutional rights of politically-active citizens across our country are being shredded. As corrupt politicians are engorging on power while trampling over individual rights, it is time to reassert the notion that government's legitimacy deriv...

  • November 9, 2013

    Abusing Equal Opportunity in the Military

    The military's equal opportunity training manual could morph into a guidebook for community organizers, or even a corollary to black liberation theology sermons. Published by the Defense Equal Opportunity Management Institute (DEOMI), the Equal Oppor...

  • October 5, 2013

    The Tea Party is Colorblind

    Despite repeated attempts in the media to portray the Tea Party as racist, their recruitment and polices actually benefit minorities. Ironically, the MSM turns a color-blind eye towards President Obama, who may be the most racially divisive president...

  • September 7, 2013

    Monsieur Kerry

    John Kerry recently dropped a French faux pas.  Even as he disrespected our greatest ally, Great Britain, he contrived to praise the French.  In justifying swift retribution against Syria, Kerry referred to the French as "our oldest ally,...

  • August 10, 2013

    Barred versus Spotted Owls: Humans in No Position to Contradict Nature

    Prudent intervention in nature is tolerable if it remedies the dire consequences of injudicious human activities.  What is intolerable is killing one animal to save another when there is no proof that the strategy will work. This fall, federal...

  • July 5, 2013

    To Profile, or Not to Profile

    One reason Congress isn't popular is because it reeks of hypocrisy...and Jim McDermott stinks. Though we might disagree on issues, voters generally respect politicians who take principled stands.  McDermott seems to be principled, but on the i...

  • March 8, 2013

    The Virtues of Compromise

    Political extremism has usurped compromise. This is unfortunate because in the absence of a universally accepted hierarchy of principles, the choice is: compromise forged in the crucible of Congress, or dictatorship by a superior person who thinks he...

  • November 14, 2012

    Ideas and Demographics Favor Republicans

    The 2012 presidential election was pivotal to the future of America -- the most important in our lifetimes, if not longer.  As long as I can remember, they have all been described like that, but rarely are the effects irreversible.   In Rep...

  • October 8, 2012

    Political Yard Signs Tell More Than a Candidate's Name

    Political signs on private residential property are unlikely to sway undecided voters, but they do say something about the owners' personal values.  Lawn maintenance and general property upkeep also reflect one's values. After casually surveying...

  • August 13, 2012

    London Olympics now a memory

    Recently, NASA landed its latest Mars rover, Curiosity, on the red planet.  Its primary objectives:  detect the chemical building blocks of life, measure radiation, and search for evidence water, the crucial catalyst for life.  Meanwh...

  • July 4, 2012

    British on the 4th of July

    America's 4th of July celebrations are deservedly extravagant.  As for me, one of the things I celebrate is that England founded the original thirteen colonies and buttressed what became known as "the shining city on a hill." While the majority ...

  • February 18, 2012

    Sexy Sports

    Feminists are getting their panties in a twist because women's sports garner more attention by costuming beautiful athletes in sexy garb.  The problem, as it turns out, is that most of the fans are men.  Consider the wildly popular Lingerie...

  • August 29, 2011

    Tighten the Web on Flash Mobs

    We sometimes need to give up a bit of freedom for security, including restricting social networking sites that facilitate violence and general mayhem.  When online or cell phone communications such as tweets and instant messages point to imminen...

  • March 5, 2011

    A Requiem for Multiculturalism

    Stop the presses!  The British, French and German heads of state agree on something:   Cameron, Sarkozy and Merkel have all recently declared multiculturalism a failure.Like the related dogma of diversity, multiculturalism is so deeply...

  • May 16, 2010

    The Genesis Machine

    Is a revolution in science and religion underway?On 30 March 2010, momentous experiments restarted at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research.  In one of the coldest places in the universe -- a liquid hydrogen-cooled tunnel 17 miles...

  • October 19, 2005

    Across the pond, they're flying over the cuckoo's nest

    Regrettably, here in the United States political correctness has gone mad; but in Britain they've gone absolutely cuckoo. Few sounds get a babies attention more than adults 'cooing.'  With slight variations it's done almost universally, leading ...