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  • September 3, 2015

    Trump asks Jeb to 'press one' for English

    Donald Trump has come out and challenged Bush to campaign in English while campaigning for the presidency of America, which, you know, is an English speaking country. “I like Jeb,” Trump said. “He’s a nice man. But he sho...

  • September 3, 2015

    Will Jeb Bush sign a loyalty pledge to actively support the GOP nominee?

    Since attention is being focused on whether Donald Trump will sign a loyalty pledge, what about Jeb Bush? Bush would never run a third party candidacy, but like many establishment Republicans, he might pay lip service to endorsing the nominee and the...

  • September 3, 2015

    Scientists undercount trees by 2.6 trillion, but assure us animals going extinct

    Every so often you will see articles warning that some species is going extinct. And usually it's not really a species -- you never hear about "leopards" going extinct, usually it's "purple dotted left handed bisexual Nepalese ...

  • September 3, 2015

    Nikki Haley aligns herself with Lindsey Graham wing of S.C. GOP

    I first became suspicious of South Carolina Governor Nikki Haley when Mitt Romney came to South Carolina and serenaded her with "Happy Birthday to You" while Nikki stood there blushing and preening, like a teenager on a first date. Not know...

  • September 2, 2015

    Teenage girls stage walk-out to avoid sharing locker room with poorly disguised boy

    This is a boy wearing what looks like a Monty Python wig. This boy, who presumably has a penis, wants to use the girls' locker room at his high school.  The girls, understandably, aren't too happy about having a boy watch them tak...

  • September 2, 2015

    Farmers fear Trump because without illegals, who will pick the lettuce?

    Politico published a sob story about farmers who are upset with Donald Trump because if illegal aliens are deported, who will remain to pick the lettuce? California contractor Carlos Castañeda... fear Trump's talk about erecting a ...

  • September 2, 2015

    Ben Carson has troubling interpretations of the Constitution and free markets

    There is certainly a lot to like about Ben Carson.  He has exposed the #BlackLivesMatter movement as a fraud, he favors a 15% flat tax, he unveils the deception of global warming, and he heavily criticized Obamacare.  He's articulate, s...

  • September 2, 2015

    Does 'Make America Great Again' imply that Americans stink?

    Marco Rubio, almost down to zero in the polls, is trying to find ways to remain relevant in this presidential race.  He is criticizing Donald Trump's motto, "Make America Great Again," saying it disparages America and says that we ...

  • September 1, 2015

    Does the name 'Native American' insult the rest of us?

    President Obama, busy de-whitening American history by renaming Mount McKinley "Denali," unintentionally raises an interesting issue.  Does the name "Native American" insult the rest of us?  I mean, after all, if the tri...

  • September 1, 2015

    Bush and Trump accuse each other of perverted acts of love

    Isn't Donald Trump great?  I mean, I still don't fully trust him, but I simply love how he is making Jeb Bush squirm.  Trump produced a short web ad juxtaposing Bush's famous "illegal immigration is an act of love" spe...

  • September 1, 2015

    Walker, considering Canada border fence Sunday, now against it

    Scott Walker on Sunday said he was considering a fence on the border with Canada: "Some people have asked us about that in New Hampshire. They raised some very legitimate concerns, including some law enforcement folks that brought that up t...

  • August 31, 2015

    What happens when Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina are compared head to head?

    I don't understand why Carly Fiorina has so much buzz.  Katie Couric, one of the high priestesses of the global warming religion, separately interviewed both her and Ted Cruz about it, and the contrast couldn't be more different. In a...

  • August 31, 2015

    Hillary's growth plan displays stunning ignorance of economic reality

    The problem with Hillary Clinton's economic thinking is that there is a level of self-awareness that is simply missing.  That's what I think when I read about Hillary Clinton's grand plan for the economy on her website.  She pro...

  • August 31, 2015

    Why is Scott Walker's campaign floundering?

    There's a long article in the Washington Post talking about why Scott Walker's campaign is floundering.  Don't bother reading it; it's full of double-talk about listening too much to consultants, not letting Walker be Walker, etc...

  • August 30, 2015

    Can you guess what New York City smells like?

    Liberals love New York City.  They love the restaurants, the bars, the art, the museums.  They also love the crime, the pollution, the homeless, the mentally ill, the tiny apartments, the panic rooms, the public urination, the noise, and th...

  • August 30, 2015

    Judge removes testicles, calls self 'Ma'am,' and rules over normal people

    The New York Times did a spotlight on one of the heroes of America.  Was it a special forces soldier who fought in Afghanistan?  No.  Was it a border patrol agent apprehending a drug dealer about to cross the border and commit an act o...

  • August 30, 2015

    Obama deeply worried about global warming in...Alaska

    Obama is taking time off from Martha's Vineyard and his mobile 18-hole cabinet meetings to attend to the nation's most pressing need: to fight global warming in Alaska. U.S. President Barack Obama says Alaskans — residents of the v...

  • August 30, 2015

    Bush, losing fundraisers, is only one staff replacement from success

    Jeb Bush, who together with his PACs has by far raised the most money in the past, seems to have some trouble raising money lately. Three top Jeb Bush fundraisers abruptly parted ways with his presidential campaign on Friday, amid internal perso...

  • August 30, 2015

    Chris Christie wants to track immigrants like Fed Ex Packages

    Chris Christie wants to track immigrants like Fed Ex Packages. He wants to hire the head of Fed Ex to work out the details. No, this is not an article in the Onion. Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey said on Saturday that if he were elected presi...

  • August 29, 2015

    Hispanic group cancels contract with Donald Trump

    A Hispanic builders' association has canceled a meeting to be held at a Trump owned resort. In a stinging denunciation of Donald Trump, the nation's largest Hispanic construction trade group, the Latin Builders Association, announced Fri...

  • August 29, 2015

    What do you think when Miley Cyrus declares herself 'pansexual'?

    Amateur singer and professional nudist Miley Cyrus feels there is something about her that it is important that we all know: that she is "pansexual." The 22-year-old singer-actress spoke about her sexuality in the October issue of Elle...

  • August 29, 2015

    Jeb Bush bastardizes conservatism to justify his agenda

    George H.W. Bush promoted "kinder and gentler conservatism," which implied that conservatism is neither kind nor gentle.  Mitt Romney said he was "severely" conservative, as if liberty and free markets can be "severe....

  • August 28, 2015

    Is it wrong for women to be nude salad platters?

    A bar in Australia had a launch party featuring naked women lying on tables arrayed with a healthy variety of fruits and vegetables. This sparked a lot of outrage – not because guests weren't eating right, but because of the feeling ...

  • August 28, 2015

    Bush's pandering to illegals gets him 14% more of the Hispanic vote

    We are constantly told that unless we support amnesty, we cannot win elections, even though both Mitt Romney and John McCain soft-pedaled the immigration issue and both lost.  But a new poll shows that in a hypothetical head-to-head with Hillary...

  • August 28, 2015

    The one problem with the Cruz/Trump rally against the Iran dea

    Ted Cruz and Donald Trump are teaming up to hold a rally against Obama's disastrous deal with Iran that would effectively let the Iranians develop nuclear weapons.  Politically, it's a smart move for both candidates.  By being seen ...

  • August 27, 2015

    'Dreamers' convinced Trump to support amnesty...in 2014

    It's no news that Donald Trump has a long record, going back years and years, of supporting amnesty for illegal aliens.  By contrast, for the past three weeks, he has been quite solid on the issue, calling for an elimination of birthright ci...

  • August 27, 2015

    #BlackIncitementMatters

    The media constantly inundates us with a persistent message: America is still a deeply racist country.  Black children get suspended from school in disproportionate numbers.  Racism.  Policemen stop and frisk a disproportionate number ...

  • August 27, 2015

    Would you go to a doctor who benefited from affirmative action?

    Would you go to a doctor who you knew was admitted to medical school based on lower standards simply because of his ethnicity?  It's an important question, because the left is clamoring for even more of it: Too few women and minorities ...

  • August 27, 2015

    Study finds women turn to lesbians due to lack of boyfriends

    Women are more likely to have lesbian sex when they can't have sex with men, an authoritative study authored by Elizabeth McClintock, of the University of Notre Dame in Indiana, finds. Dr McClintock said that women may be less likely to expe...

  • August 26, 2015

    Bush, having trouble raising money, cuts salaries for staffers

    Remember when Jeb Bush was on top of the polls?  Or Scott Walker?  Both have now fallen to the point where they are fighting for table scraps, tied for fourth place in New Hampshire.  Bush has 7%, while Trump has 35%.  A new natio...

  • August 26, 2015

    Jorge Ramos deported from Trump news conference for undocumented question

    A tale of three men: Jeb Bush, Ted Cruz, and Donald Trump all have one thing in common.  They have all spoken to Jorge Ramos.  Jeb was the most apologetic and low-key, even speaking in Spanish to his Hispanic brethren.  Ted Cruz was lo...

  • August 26, 2015

    What does Trump mean when he says 'invite the good ones back'?

    At a press conference where Donald Trump put Jorge Ramos in his place, Trump repeated a key element of his immigration plan, which seems to be deporting all illegal aliens but "inviting the good ones back to get documentation and become legal....

  • August 26, 2015

    LGBT community angry about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume

    I've written about the Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner Halloween costume before, but that was before we got a chance to see the actual costume! For just a moment, look at what the LGBT reaction shows about the radical left.  After educating us that ...

  • August 25, 2015

    Has Jeb Bush parodied himself to the point of irrelevance?

    Jeb Bush seems to have a self-destructive impulse.  No, not the same self-destructive mechanism that causes Scott Walker to announce contradictory policy positions with the speed of a tennis ball machine, but rather the urge to express sentiment...

  • August 25, 2015

    Reince Priebus embraces Trump with the enthusiasm of an ISIS hostage

    Do you ever see those hostage videos where the hostages say nice things about their captors, but from their demeanor and tone, it looks forced?  That's how RNC chairman Reince Priebus looked when he went on TV to say how great Donald Trump i...

  • August 25, 2015

    Who is more damaged goods: Hillary or Lunchbox Joe?

    If a tortoise with a broken leg ran a race against a tortoise with a broken arm, which one would win?  That's the prediction dilemma we face in the race shaping up between Hillary Clinton and Joe "Lunchbox" Biden. (Joe calls himsel...

  • August 25, 2015

    GOP first strike on Trump is about immigration, not third-party bids

    The GOP bureaucracy has launched its first attack on Donald Trump.  The state parties of Virginia and North Carolina are considering requiring candidates who want to be on the presidential primary ballots to pledge that they will support the GOP...

  • August 24, 2015

    Bush launches airstrike on Trump, misses target

    Jeb Bush's viagra-themed super PAC, "Right to Rise", launched an airstrike on a Trump rally last week. Fortunately, the munitions went off target and there were no political casualties to the Trump campaign. A prop plane flying high ...

  • August 24, 2015

    Who is tougher on border security, Donald Trump or Ted Cruz?

    When it comes to Jeb Bush, we know where he stands on border security. If the border were a bedroom, Bush would disrobe, get under the covers, close his eyes and smile, and wait for an act of love. Of the two other major candidates, Ted Cruz and D...

  • August 24, 2015

    Why polls alone don't show the true leaders of the GOP race

    Who are the leaders in this crowded race for the GOP nomination? If you look at national polls, the top three are Trump, Bush, and Carson. If you look at New Hampshire, it's Trump, Kasich, and Bush. If you look at Iowa, it's Trump, Carson, an...

  • August 24, 2015

    Has Scott Walker destroyed himself with three positions on birthright in one week?

    If another day has passed, then Scott Walker must have a new position on birthright citizenship. A week ago, after Donald Trump came out against birthright citizenship, we found out Walker was against it too. Then we were told he was "tired...

  • August 23, 2015

    Rand Paul unlikely to be nominated, according to Rand Paul

    In order for a candidate to attract supporters, he needs at least one of two things: to show that he is winning, or to show that he has the potential to win.  In the early stages, which we are now, a candidate can be viable and still be in singl...

  • August 23, 2015

    Liberal scientists say global warming, not illegals, worsening California drought

    What would we do without liberal scientists – scientists who, in order to earn their paychecks, are required to find problems with whatever their grants pay for?  In this case, they are required to find dangers from global warming.  I...

  • August 23, 2015

    Irony alert: Liberals furious over Bruce Jenner Halloween costumes

    With homosexual and transgender issues always at the forefront, whether we like it or not, it's a relief to know that now your kids will have a gender-fluid option for this coming Halloween: Halloween probably isn’t the best time to de...

  • August 23, 2015

    Can you guess what Yale is not doing with its $24-billion endowment?

    Yale has an endowment of $24 billion.  Harvard has $32 billion.  It pains me to say it, but both my alma maters are getting richer while poor students are getting poorer. WHO do you think received more cash from Yale’s endowment ...

  • August 22, 2015

    Bravo puts a disguised man on Real Housewives

    Bravo is reportedly putting a man disguised as a woman on the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta.  This is not meant to be comedy, like a Mrs. Doubtfire subplot; this is meant to be serious, treating a man in drag as a woman. Bravo has...

  • August 22, 2015

    Ted Cruz shows presidential qualities while grilling pork and lesbian activist

    While innocently grilling some pork, Ted Cruz was ambushed by lesbian activist Ellen Page, who tried to shame him for not supporting homosexual marriage.  But instead of Cruz being shamed, it was Page who was tongue-tied while Cruz turned the ta...

  • August 22, 2015

    GOP insiders say Trump needs to stop talking about illegal aliens

    Politico took a poll!  No, not a real poll, but a survey of the "Politico Caucus," which is composed of an elite group of liberal Democrats and crony capitalist Republicans whom Politico treats as all-knowing.  In their wisdom, th...

  • August 22, 2015

    Scott Walker recants opposition to birthright citizenship

    After telling an NBC reporter unambiguously that he supported ending birthright citizenship, Scott Walker on Friday changed his mind, saying his new position is that he has no position, that he is now undecided again.  He's saying that this ...

  • August 21, 2015

    Does Hillary need to be elected president to stay out of jail?

    Given the drip-drip of mounting evidence that Hillary Clinton has violated one or more national security laws, and her declining ratings in the polls, one may wonder why she is still running for president.  One answer may be that she needs to ru...

  • August 21, 2015

    How GOP candidates compare to Trump on illegal immigration

    Since it seems that Donald Trump is setting the standard for toughness on illegal aliens (never mind his past, even three weeks ago), it seems appropriate to compare the policies of other candidates to him to see how they measure up. Those as toug...

  • August 21, 2015

    If 'anchor babies' is too incendiary, how about 'anchor fetuses'?

    When the New York Times avoids referring to a term directly in the headline, you know it's a forbidden term.  For example, when they had the torturous task of writing about partial-birth abortions, they didn't have a liberalspeak euphemi...

  • August 21, 2015

    Liberal media having trouble finding 'Hispanics' to hate Trump

    Please have a little sympathy for the liberal media.  They are having trouble writing about the issue of illegal immigration.  If they interview Americans, most of them will be against it.  They can interview illegal aliens, especially...

  • August 21, 2015

    Alabama sorority in big trouble for posting video with too many white faces

    A sorority in Alabama is in big trouble for posting a video of its members.  The problem is that all the members in the video are white.  This was a front-page story on the New York Times, equal to the Iranian nuclear negotiations and the D...

  • August 21, 2015

    Come laugh with us as we read Bush's 'Why Jeb?' flier!

    As an attorney, I know never to ask a question in open court unless I already know what the answer will be.  Unfortunately, Jeb Bush didn't adhere to that precaution, as one of the Super PACs supporting him (with the unfortunate Viagra-theme...

  • August 20, 2015

    The irony of liberals worrying about laws raising costs of abortion

    Liberals are worried about laws that raise the cost of abortion.  But they never seem to worry about the mandates in Obamacare that raise the cost of medical care generally. The next big Supreme Court case involving abortion is expected to ...

  • August 20, 2015

    Surgeons in trouble for telling sexist jokes around unconscious patients

    The Annals of Internal Medicine is supposed to report important medical findings that can save lives.  They must have had a slow month, because instead they reported a ridiculous story about surgeons who made crude jokes about their patients who...

  • August 20, 2015

    Illegal alien children deeply offended by Donald Trump

    In the great debate on illegal aliens, we are never asked how Americans feel about the situation or how it affects them.  We are never asked how they feel when they are the victims of illegal alien crimes, or when their tax dollars go to pay for...

  • August 20, 2015

    You will never guess what liberals think of illegal aliens!

    We are told repeatedly by the liberal media that opposing citizenship for illegal aliens is electoral poison.  It's automatic racism and will alienate the electorate and is a guaranteed path to losing an election.  The liberal media wan...

  • August 20, 2015

    Bush supports birthright citizenship but calls for greater enforcement of...something

    Have you ever read a paragraph, then, realizing you didn't understand it, read it again, and still didn't understand it?  That's how I felt when I read Jeb Bush's, shall we say, nuanced position on birthright citizenship and anch...

  • August 19, 2015

    Congress can end birthright citizenship simply by passing a law

    Now that Donald Trump is talking about ending birthright citizenship, other candidates who have never mentioned it before like Scott Walker are as well.  But contrary to what the media would have you believe, the Constitution doesn't have to...

  • August 19, 2015

    Donald Trump has made it OK to call illegal aliens 'illegal aliens' again

    Republicans have been cowed into silence by the liberal media.  At first it was no longer acceptable to call illegal aliens illegal aliens.  Then they started to be called simply "undocumented" migrants – immigrants who simp...

  • August 19, 2015

    Scott Walker 'hates poor people' because he wants to dismantle Obamacare

    Loath am I to defend Scott Walker, but the New York Times is the pot calling the kettle black when it says that by dismantling Obamacare that Scott Walker (and Marco Rubio) will hurt poor people.  Nothing could be farther from the truth.  W...

  • August 19, 2015

    Kasich says he'll be a spending hawk like never before

    In a mash note written on Politico, the press release outlet of Democrats and establishment Republicans, John Kasich assures us he'll be tough on spending, because you can see that by looking at his record.  The title of the article is ...

  • August 19, 2015

    Liberals want to reintroduce higher business taxes for whites

    Did you know that under certain circumstances, sellers of TV stations had to pay higher taxes when selling the stations to white people than black people?  It sounds racist (it is racist!), but it is true.  Even more bizarre, liberals want ...

  • August 19, 2015

    White House appoints man dressed as woman as personnel recruiter

    The White House has appointed what it says is its first "openly" transgendered staff member, which makes me wonder if transgendered people have been serving in the closet for some time.  (What would a closeted transgendered person even...

  • August 18, 2015

    Liberals worry too many white people in ballet audiences

    When you and I go to the ballet, we focus on the young, athletic, undoubtedly 100% heterosexual men in tight tights prancing on tippy-toes and leaping across the stage.  But when liberals go to the ballet, they are too distracted to watch what...

  • August 18, 2015

    Donald Trump calls out hypocrisy of Silicon Valley on immigration and 'diversity'

    While I question his authenticity, there is no question that Donald Trump is doing a great service to Republicans by taking on topics that were formerly untouchable.  The most prominent, of course, is illegal immigration, but now Trump has taken...

  • August 17, 2015

    Trump: Word games on immigration

    I cannot support a candidate for president who has not been consistent on the subject of illegal immigration for at least 30 days.  That's why I have a problem with Donald Trump, even though he came out today with a plan, which, in some resp...

  • August 17, 2015

    Trump shows dangerous naivete on Iran deal

    For Donald Trump, the Iranian nuclear deal is like a business contract, as one would negotiate with a realtor on Central Park West. The Iran nuclear deal will lead to a nuclear holocaust, Donald Trump warned Sunday. Still, if he’s elected ...

  • August 17, 2015

    What if it had been Israel?

    When Hamas launched its latest war against Israel last year, Arabs by the millions marched in Europe and other places.  Jews were attacked on the streets of Paris and other cities because, apologists told us, Arabs were angry that Israel was fir...

  • August 16, 2015

    Donald Trump supports legal residency for 'good' illegal aliens

    Donald Trump seems toughest on illegal immigration because he is most outspoken on the perils of it.  But on policy issues, he is far from the most conservative candidate on this issue.  In fact, he supports amnesty for some illegal aliens:...

  • August 16, 2015

    Do you know anyone who votes for a candidate because of lawn signs?

    As I read about Hillary Clinton and other political ghouls descending on the Iowa Fair, I shake my head in wonder.  They aren't going to get to interact in any meaningful way with more than a handful of voters.  If they sway votes, it w...

  • August 15, 2015

    A review of the inconsistencies of the major GOP candidates

    On Mark Levin's show on Friday he asked the question, "What is the process of the Republican primary process?" My answer is to vet the candidates. That's why for the past six months I've been writing whatever I can get my han...

  • August 14, 2015

    Scott Walker praises stadium funding that benefits $150,000 donor

    In a move intended to bring the Milwaukee Bucks NBA team out of the shadows, Scott Walker signed legislation subsidizing the building of a stadium for them with taxpayer money. Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin approved $250 million in public finan...

  • August 14, 2015

    Do hippies have the 'right' to live in Venice Beach?

    Los Angeles is a pit.  It's hot.  It's crowded.  It's noisy.  It's illegal alien central for Southern California, with many "no-go" zones for the English language. But it does have one or two almost ...

  • August 14, 2015

    Google Maps has layers for traffic, terrain, bicycling, and now airstrikes

    How cool is this?  The U.S. military working with Kurds in Iraq are using Google Maps to plot and launch airstrikes against ISIS. Talal Raman, a 36-year-old Kurdish fighter, worked on a Samsung tablet, annotating a Google Earth map marked w...

  • August 14, 2015

    Scott Walker still evasive on border security and immigration

    Scott Walker was interviewed by Breitbart about border security and illegal immigration.  Here's what he said: BREITBART NEWS NETWORK (BNN): What would you do about building a wall on the southern border to stop the inflow of illegal ...

  • August 13, 2015

    Should the 'Black Lives Matter' vandal be lauded or chided?

    A church in Maryland that put up the sign "Black Lives Matter" had the sign vandalized, as someone removed the word "Black" from the sign not once, but twice. A "Black Lives Matter" sign at a Maryland church was...

  • August 13, 2015

    If a corporate CFO acted like Obama, he'd be in jail

    There's an old story about Josef Stalin (who was extremely brutal), Nikita Khrushchev (who was merely very brutal), and Leonid Brezhnev (who was a corrupt pretender) that is instructive in the tale of our national debt.  One day Stalin, Khru...

  • August 13, 2015

    Two people murdered in Swedish IKEA due to weak knife control laws

    Two people were killed at an IKEA in Sweden by an assailant.  Due to Sweden's abysmally weak knife control laws, the killer was able to murder both of them with an unregistered blade. A man and a woman were killed and a third injured in...

  • August 13, 2015

    Why Scott Walker has dropped to third in Iowa

    In a new CNN Iowa poll Scott Walker has dropped into third place.  This is devastating to his campaign, given that (1) he was leading there; (2) his state borders Iowa, so he is presumed to have a near-home-state advantage; and (3) the social co...

  • August 12, 2015

    Why Trump's flip-flop on Planned Parenthood is so important

    Donald Trump, who last week wanted to defund Planned Parenthood, now isn't so sure. After saying last week it's worth having Congress shut down the federal government unless Planned Parenthood is stripped of its $528 million in...

  • August 12, 2015

    Trump, harshest on illegal aliens, leads with Hispanics in Nevada

    I'm not the biggest Trump fan.  In past columns I've questioned his past positions and his sincerity.  But one place I will always defend him is his right to talk about the enormous problem we have with illegal aliens in this countr...

  • August 12, 2015

    Phony Obamacare lawsuit makes House GOP look tough on Obama

    I think House and Senate Republicans should start their own movie studio and make movies.  They could star in them, and the plot would always be the same: how they are advancing the conservative agenda.  I say this because I see so much pol...

  • August 12, 2015

    Why is Mike Lee against mandatory sentences for repeat illegal alien offenders?

    The Senate is considering a bill that would impose mandatory prison sentences on illegal aliens who are deported and then are captured after returning to the country again.  The usual assortment of liberal politicians oppose this...as well as Te...

  • August 11, 2015

    Liberals don't know why 'you're fat!' report cards don't work

    Liberals believe that the government should be involved with or even in charge of parenting, to make up for the failures of individual mom and dads (or, in many cases, simply moms).  So one of the things they do is measure kids, and if they are ...

  • August 11, 2015

    Europeans and Chinese: women are terrible drivers who need bigger parking spaces

    Every time a group is given special privileges, it creates the suspicion that the group is inferior.  That's the whole problem with affirmative action.  It taints entire classes of people.  But that doesn't stop liberals from p...

  • August 11, 2015

    Dem Congressman calls for merger with Mexico?

    Democratic Congressman Beto O'Rourke is calling for the border fence around El Paso to be removed, and he seems to be calling for America to be merged with Mexico. “I’m really embarrassed by the fence,” O’Rourke told ...

  • August 11, 2015

    Should oil companies regulate pollution-producing activities of the EPA?

    By any standard, the catastrophe produced by the EPA on the Animas River is tremendous. ...since Wednesday, the Animas has been grievously polluted with toxic water spilled from one of the many abandoned mines that pockmark the region — a ...

  • August 11, 2015

    Taxpayer money being used to teach 'transgendered' men to talk like girls

    The University of Connecticut, which received state and federal funding, has a program to teach men who want to be pretend to be women how to talk like girls (and vice versa, of course – no discrimination there!). You would think this would ...

  • August 10, 2015

    Carly: a flawed candidate

    I've never been comfortable with Carly Fiorina because she ran as a no-issues moderate for the 2010 senate race in California, and she hasn't articulated any conservative principles before 2015. But she has spoken up in other ways – ...

  • August 10, 2015

    Would a real man major in 'men's studies'?

    As if women's studies weren't frivolous enough, SUNY Stony Brook is now offering degrees in “men's studies” as well.  I thought all I needed was a full-length mirror, but evidently there is more to learn. Michael Kim...

  • August 10, 2015

    Will Bernie Sanders's new black face keep #Blacklivesmatter thugs away?

    When blacks rioted in Baltimore and Oakland, some businesses wrote "black owned" on their windows in the hopes they would not get torched. Of course, it didn't help. This same failed strategy is what Bernie Sanders is trying....

  • August 9, 2015

    Do Trump supporters care what part of Megyn Kelly's body he was thinking of?

    By now everyone is aware of Donald Trump's infamous comment that Megyn Kelly was so vicious that she had "blood coming out of her eyes...and wherever."  It's the wherever that got Trump into trouble, with many people thinking h...

  • August 9, 2015

    Priceless Liberal reactions to allegedly violent black burglar shot by police

    Every time a black man is shot by police, the liberal media goes into a hypocritcal uproar. I say hypocritical because while police account for less than 1% of deaths of black shootings every year, liberals are completely silent about the other 93% o...

  • August 9, 2015

    Will the University of California create six sets of bathrooms for six genders?

    "As California goes, so goes the Sanitarium." Isn't that what they say about California now? The University of California has been keeping busy ever since it created the most hysterical guide ever to "microaggressions"...

  • August 8, 2015

    American feminists and ISIS sex slaves: The silence of the shams

    Feminists have a lot to complain about.  They post sexy pictures online to protest Silicon Valley "discrimination" against women, they think office temperatures are biased against women, they hold parades to demand the right to be call...

  • August 8, 2015

    Street Lamps falling as San Francisco streets flooded with urine

    One of the great things about San Francisco is that people always have a place to go the bathroom.  Every street is a toilet.  Don't believe me?  Just check out the San Francisco human waste map. Now SF is in the news again. ...

  • August 8, 2015

    Would you pay $4,000 a month to share a living room with hippies in NYC?

    I love how real estate articles in the Times cast poor living conditions as desirable.  Witness articles about the wonders of apartments without sunlight and apartments next to housing projects, and the joys of living in  "micro" ...

  • August 8, 2015

    Eugene, Oregon police department forced to consider illegal aliens for officers

    The federal government sued the Eugene, Oregon police department because it would not consider non-citizens for the job of police officer: Oregon's second-largest city has agreed to pay a civil penalty and undergo federal monitoring in a set...

  • August 7, 2015

    Has Mitch McConnell violated his oath of office?

    Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has announced that Republicans will not "shut down the government" to pass a ban on funding the Planned Parenthood abortion mills. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell said Republicans should no...

  • August 7, 2015

    Should property owners be able to grow a jungle on their front lawns?

    I am a strong supporter of the right of property owners to do as they wish on their properties with as little regulation as possible.  But what happens when the activity on one person's private property affects others? The WaPo was having...

  • August 7, 2015

    Gun stores being sued by parents for deaths of minority kids

    If a person driving drunk in a Honda kills a pedestrian, why can't the victim's family sue Honda?  After all, Honda was responsible for giving the car to the driver.  Cars can be used for many good ends, but they can also be used to...

  • August 7, 2015

    If Jeb Bush is not nominated, will he pledge to support the GOP candidate?

    A question came up at last night's debate over whether Donald Trump would support the GOP nominee if it weren't he.  But the same question could easily be asked about Jeb Bush.  Because when there is a primary and a conservative can...

  • August 6, 2015

    SEC commissars have new way of stoking resentment among the worker class

    We are drowning in a sea of inequality.  Everywhere I look, I see people earning either more or less than I do, but almost never the exact same amount.  How can this be tolerated?  At last, the SEC is coming to the rescue: stoking rese...

  • August 6, 2015

    Illegals forced to wear ankle bracelets feel like criminals

    What has our country become when uninvited guests who come across our borders are forced to wear ankle monitors?  It's almost like saying that these people have committed a crime! They're understandably outraged: The Honduran wom...

  • August 6, 2015

    Why do liberals glorify musicians who take audiences hostage on buses?

    Mark Levin has said repeatedly that civil society has nothing to do with government.  And he's quite right.  Civil society is the pattern of norms through which citizens interact with each other.  Many neighborhoods don't need ...

  • August 6, 2015

    Liberals worried about white heterosexual men in films

    I have a problem with movies, and I know you do, too.  When I go to the movies, what I see is that a disproportionate number of the characters are white, heterosexual, and male.  It really ruins my enjoyment of movies.  It strikes me a...

  • August 6, 2015

    Which is harder: getting voter ID or doing your taxes?

    A panel of judicial commissars ruled that Texas's modest voter ID law is "unconstitutional." A federal appeals panel ruled Wednesday that a strict voter identification law in Texas discriminated against blacks and Hispanics and vio...

  • August 6, 2015

    Obama offers false choice on Iran nuclear deal

    Obama is the master manipulator. He presents a false choice regarding the Iranian nuclear situation as either his negotiated deal, or an uncertain war. "Let’s not mince words: The choice we face is ultimately between diplomacy an...

  • August 5, 2015

    Feminist techies use 'am I hot or not' strategy to shame Silicon Valley

    There used to be a popular website called "Hot or Not" where people would post pictures of women (or women would post photos of themselves) and get other people to rate their photos to determine if they were "hot"...or not. Fem...

  • August 5, 2015

    Elizabeth Warren's analysis of the GOP conservatives can agree with

    Elizabeth Warren took to the Senate floor to bemoan a lack of increase in the minimum wage, saying that unskilled teenagers are clearly worth $15 an hour (plus benefits).  Having run many successful businesses during her career as a law school p...

  • August 5, 2015

    Who would clean our toilets if liberals left?

    A creature named Kelly Osbourne asked a question on The View: "Who would clean Trump's toilets if Latinos left?" This question is brilliant on multiple levels. 1) It purposely mixes Latinos with illegal aliens.  Most Latinos ...

  • August 5, 2015

    The smart way to hold the Republican debates

    If there's a dumb way that Republicans can do something, you can trust they will.  That goes not just for their so-called strategy for opposing Obama, or getting out their views, but even to the machinery of the Republican Party, which sched...

  • August 4, 2015

    Now that 'marriage' has no meaning, can Woody Allen rehabilitate himself?

    You may think that the success of the gay marriage movement has nothing to do with Woody Allen, who married his de facto stepdaughter.  But the two are very much linked.  For hundreds of years (if not longer), marriage has meant one man and...

  • August 4, 2015

    The real reason Lindsey Graham was a colonel in the Air Force Reserve

    Lindsey Graham retired as a colonel in the Air Force reserve, but by his own admission he didn't do very much.  Craig Whitlock writes in the Washington Post: During his first decade in Congress, the Air Force promoted Graham twice even ...

  • August 4, 2015

    Liberals at the <em>New York Times</em> say probation is too much punishment for drunk driving

    First the liberals talked about releasing "low-level" offenders (drug dealers, among others).  Then they talked about abolishing jails.  Now even probation is too harsh, even for drunk driving. A black lady (when the justice sy...

  • August 3, 2015

    The GOP figures it all out

    In choosing their favorite sports team, people usually choose the team who takes showers in locker rooms physically close to where they live.  So if you live in Oakland, you like the Oakland Raiders, because they shower closer to you than other ...

  • August 3, 2015

    Marxism in action

    We are told that Marxism can really work (why, just look at Bernie Sanders!), but when we point to its many (bloody) failures in the past, we are invariably told, "It just wasn't done right, so let's keep trying!"  This article...

  • August 3, 2015

    Street corner blues

    Too often, the decline in the civil society hurts good, hardworking people.  There's nothing that can be done about that, for the moment.  But every so often we hear stories of the decline in civil society hurting liberals.  This s...

  • August 3, 2015

    Hillary finally gives voters a reason to support her: her deceased mother

    Hillary is about to launch an ad blitz!  Unfortunately, she's accomplished very little as a senator, so can't talk about that.  There is a lot to talk about during her stint as secretary of state – but all of it is bad.  ...

  • August 2, 2015

    What's wrong with this headline: <em>Black</em> caucus brings <em>diversity</em> push to Silicon Valley

    Diversity is good, except when it isn't.  When you see a Politico headline that reads " Black caucus brings diversity push to Silicon Valley," it  looks a little odd, because an exclusionary group that permits people of only o...

  • August 2, 2015

    The federal judge putting Hillary under oath is asking the wrong questions

    I read with great interest how federal judge Emmett Sullivan is requiring Hillary Clinton and two of her assistants to answer questions under "penalty of perjury," which means, simply enough, that if they are caught lying, they can be sent ...

  • August 2, 2015

    If homosexuality is not a choice, how did a GOP candidate abandon it?

    Missouri state senator Bob Dixon, who is running in the Republican primary for governor, says that he used to be a homosexual but decided it was wrong for him and changed his behavior. When Missouri state Sen. Bob Dixon (R), announced his candid...

  • August 2, 2015

    Do you feel the pain of companies cut off from Export-Import Bank subsidies?

    Businesses cut off from Export-Import Bank funding are suffering beyond measure , or so they say, as they tell their tales of woe to a sympathetic and appropriately unquestioning Politico: A small crop-duster manufacturer and a Texas company tha...

  • August 2, 2015

    Which is worse, Obama's plan to shut down coal plants, or McConnell's 'plan' to fight it?

    President Obama is about to release a plan to fight imaginary global warming by shutting down many coal fired power plants. Coal fired power plants produce a lot of carbon dioxide, which is a key element in the imaginary theory that CO2 causes global...

  • August 1, 2015

    A psychoanalysis of the APA's decision to surrender the War on Terror

    The American Psychological Association, whose members in the past have cooperated in evaluating terrorists in interrogations, now is passing a policy that will ban members from participating further. The board of the American Psychological Assoc...

  • August 1, 2015

    The unfortunate symbolism of environmental fanatics

    A bunch of environmental fanatics hung by ropes from a bridge, hoping to block a ship that was going to look for oil in the Arctic. Activists who have spent more than 24 hours dangling from an Oregon bridge to protest Shell’s plans to dril...

  • August 1, 2015

    Hillary attacks Bush; Bush smiles and thanks her

    Moderate Republicans are quick to attack conservatives, often without provocation.  But when it comes to attacking Democrats, they become tongue-tied.  Such was the case today when both Bush and Hillary were speaking before the same audienc...

  • August 1, 2015

    I am royalty born in a commoner's body, and society is discriminating against me

    I was born in the body of a regular person, but in my mind, I feel I am royalty.  I can't help this feeling; it's just the way I am.  And it upsets me when people don't treat me according to my royal identity.  When men tal...

  • July 31, 2015

    Tell us how you plan to celebrate Dem-declared 'judicial emergency'!

    This is amazing.  Republicans are actually doing something that doesn't serve the Democrats.  For real.  They are slow-walking Obama-nominated judgeships in the Senate.  Democrats are charging foul play. Senate Judiciary ...

  • July 31, 2015

    Why Romney and Bush want Cruz to mumble like they do

    Mitt Romney is in love with Ted Cruz.  So is Jeb Bush.  They both must be, or else why would they care enough to offer advice to Ted Cruz in his campaign to become president? Appearing on the Chad Hasty Show on radio station KFYO in Lu...

  • July 31, 2015

    Bush believes in man-made global warming and wants plenty more of it

    Jeb Bush said today that he believes that people cause global warming, saying, "The climate is changing; I don’t think anybody can argue it’s not." Of course the climate is changing!  It's called weather.  And J...

  • July 31, 2015

    A gentle reminder why Rick Perry is totally unsuited to be the GOP nominee

    Rick Perry was asked what he thought of Mitch McConnell and John Boehner's performance. At first, he criticized them: Well, obviously, I think they’re doing a poor job of, uh, making Americans believe that they can actually make Congre...

  • July 30, 2015

    GOP, appalled by sale of baby parts, working on phony bill to defund Planned Parenthood

    Do you know Joni Ernst?  She's the new "Tea Party" senator from Iowa.  With her mannish hairdo and her photo-ops riding a motorcycle, she was supposed to be a cultural connection between "modern" quasi-masculine wome...

  • July 30, 2015

    When did prostitutes become 'sex workers'?

    I saw an article online entitled "Man KIlled by Sex Worker in West Virginia," and I thought that was odd.  What's a sex worker?  I read on to find out it was a prostitute.  Calling her a "sex worker" makes her s...

  • July 30, 2015

    The real reason why Obama is pushing a bad deal with Iran

    As more and more details of the deal with Iran come out, it only gets worse and worse.  There will be no snap inspections.  There are secret side deals with the United Nations that we don't know about.  The Iranians will continue t...

  • July 30, 2015

    Should schools teach anti-bullying towards businessmen, gun owners, and the unborn?

    The left's racket to indoctrinate young children into the joys of gay sex and transvestitism is to wrap it in terms like "tolerance" and "anti-bullying." Who could be against anti-bullying? But of course we all know that was i...

  • July 29, 2015

    16-year-old girl forced to use girl's bathroom

    The New York Times had a sob story about a 16-year-old girl who is forced to use the girl's bathroom.  She cut her hair short like a boy and took a boy's name ("Gavin"), but still they won't let her into the boys' bathr...

  • July 29, 2015

    The very real consequences of the effort to remove John Boehner

    North Carolina Republican Representative Mark Meadows has filed a motion to remove John Boehner as speaker of the House.  Technically it's called a motion to "vacate the chair," though it feels as though the chair has been vacant f...

  • July 29, 2015

    Guess what's missing from the $4-billion redesign of La Guardia Airport

    Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that four billion dollars are going to be spent redesigning New York's La Guardia Airport. La Guardia Airport, whose dilapidated terminals and long, unenviable record of traveler delays have made it a target o...

  • July 28, 2015

    Incredible: Democrat mayor rejects Olympics because of costs to taxpayer

    It sounds impossible, but it's true.  The Democrat mayor of Boston has ended his application for the Olympics because...of concerns that taxpayers would have to foot too high a bill for it. The mayor of Boston, Martin J. Walsh ... dista...

  • July 28, 2015

    Mexico cracking down on illegal aliens from America

    Mexico is cracking down on undocumented boaters from America who enter its territorial waters. Without a fence to mark the international boundary, crossing by boat from San Diego into Mexico might seem deceptively easy. But San Diego sport fisherm...

  • July 28, 2015

    NYT apologizes for saying Hillary was under investigation

    The public editor of the New York Times, whose job it is to excuse the enormities found in the biased articles of the Times on a weekly basis, had, for once, the reverse of his usual task.  Instead of explaining away a slanted article (which can...

  • July 28, 2015

    Whose fault is it if blacks can't get cabs?

    A former Obama pollster named Cornell Belcher comically wrote a WaPo piece about how blacks have trouble getting cabs.  Shortly after, a revelation forced the WaPo to amend the article after its initial publication.  It seems that Belcher, ...

  • July 27, 2015

    'Anti-bullying classes' a cover for gay advocacy

    The gay rights movement has been very subversive in our schools.  They claim they want kids to be taught tolerance toward gay kids, so they won't be bullied.  But that's not what these tolerance and "anti-bullying" classes...

  • July 27, 2015

    Liberals worry that workers with specialized skills make more money

    A New York Times article titled "Gap Rising as Top Workers Reap the Raises" is maybe akin to "Sun rises in the morning, roosters taken by surprise."  The Times is worried that some workers are being paid more than others....

  • July 27, 2015

    Hillary sways Democrats with her impressive ignorance on global warming

    Hillary Clinton was in Iowa, talking about the subject foremost on everyone's mind.  No, not the tremendous national debt, or illegal immigration, or Iran getting nuclear weapons, but global warming. She praised Iowa for its success wit...

  • July 27, 2015

    GOP senators gleefully resurrect Export-Import Bank

    GOP senators supported an amendment to resurrect the Export-Import Bank, which gives corporate welfare to big businesses like Boeing and GE, who don't need it. Voting to reauthorize the Export-Import Bank were the usual assortment of Democrats...

  • July 26, 2015

    Mike Lee about to expose Mitch McConnell's true loyalties to Obamacare

    On Friday, Ted Cruz exposed Mitch McConnell's deceit and hypocrisy on the Export-Import Bank.  Now it's Mike Lee's turn.  Next week, Senator Lee is pushing a legislative maneuver that will reveal something very important about S...

  • July 26, 2015

    Pentagon asks civilians to stop defending its unarmed soldiers

    In a piece that looks like the headlines of The Onion, the Department of Defense has asked armed citizens to stop defending unarmed soldiers in recruiting stations.  Many citizens volunteered to protect them following the latest attack by a radi...

  • July 25, 2015

    Cruz to McConnell: 'You lie!'

    Remember when Congressman Joe Wilson yelled, "You lie!" to Obama at the State of the Union address?  That was the first time a Republican had confronted Obama directly about his falsehoods.  Now Ted Cruz has taken a similar step, ...

  • July 25, 2015

    Chamber of Commerce looking to unseat conservative Republicans

    The Chamber of Crony Capitalism, as Mark Levin calls it, is working to unseat conservative Republicans who have tried to thwart John Boehner's Vichy-style collaboration with Obama: The U.S. Chamber of Commerce is gearing up to challenge some...

  • July 25, 2015

    Teacher who was love slave to teenage boys claims 'she had no choice'

    The main argument for the gay rights movement is that gays are born that way, it's biological, they can't resist it, right?  In that light, it's interesting to hear the story of a teacher who got brain surgery, which she claimed gave...

  • July 24, 2015

    Rick Santorum talks about meeting people who gave up homosexuality

    According to the gay mafia, there is no choice where homosexuality is involved, despite the tremendous amount of proselytizing that goes into persuading people to choose it.  So Rick Santorum crossed a red line when he told Rachel Maddow, who is...

  • July 24, 2015

    Religion of mass transit lets down its adherents yet again

    For three days, riders of trains going from New Jersey to New York City, who, by their aggregate voting patterns, are overwhelmingly liberal, suffered as they stood on crowded platforms for trains that never came! For the third day in a row, ele...

  • July 24, 2015

    Ted Cruz: Kirk is a conservative, Picard is a liberal

    Ted Cruz told the New York Times that he identified with Star Trek's Captain Kirk more than Captain Picard because he felt that Kirk was more of a conservative and Picard more of a liberal. Kirk is working class; Picard is an aristocrat. Kir...

  • July 23, 2015

    GOP working hard on phony bill to defund sanctuary cities

    House Speaker John Boehner has just come out of the closet.  He's a thespian.  He can't be anything else, because he strives to be one of the greatest actors of all time.  He currently is starring in a play on the House floor w...

  • July 23, 2015

    Civil society torpedoed: Restaurants can't refuse service

    Remember when restaurants and other businesses used to have signs reading "We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone"?  You probably don't see such signs anymore.  Business are afraid of lawsuits.  Fifty years ago,...

  • July 23, 2015

    Liberals: Mankind has evolved to the point where jails no longer needed

    Liberals: Mankind has evolved to the point where jails no longer needed An opinion piece in the New York Times called for Riker's Island, the main jail in New York, to be shut down, with most prisoners simply released on the streets. Shut...

  • July 22, 2015

    A concrete guide to Mark Levin's "Just Say No" Plan

    On his radio show recently, Mark Levin had an answer to Obama's plan to create a racial database that would conclude, by statistics only, that towns and organizations and companies are racist, opening up the floodgates for spurious lawsuits. M...

  • July 21, 2015

    Hillary planning 'Wizard of Oz' presidency with anonymous chat press conferences

    Remember the scene in The Wizard of Oz where Dorothy is talking to the fearsome Oz, only to realize that it is just an ordinary person behind a curtain?  That's what I thought when I read about Hillary Clinton's "Facebook chat....

  • July 21, 2015

    Hackers crack dating site for married people, adulterers frantic

    AshleyMadison.com, the largest website in the world for married people looking to date someone other than their spouses, was hacked recently.  Members are worried that their personal information is going to be revealed. For those of you famil...

  • July 21, 2015

    Should journalists feel violated when an owner removes an article?

    The top editors at the far-left homosexual-oriented gossip website called Gawker have resigned in protest over an article that was pulled by the owners of the website.  The article in question was a story that outed the CFO of Condé Nast,...

  • July 20, 2015

    If being gay is not a choice, why so much proselytizing?

    Scott Walker was asked whether being gay was a choice.  This was important to ask, because homosexuals are an estimated 1%-2% of the population (not including transvestites who declare themselves gay, which actually makes them straight), so I un...

  • July 20, 2015

    Liberal reasons why a border fence is unbuildable

    Liberals have to come up with some reason for not securing our borders.  Even as they welcome illegal aliens, they still can't quite go the final step and say, "We want a country without any borders," knowing what a contradiction i...

  • July 20, 2015

    Let's expose #Blacklivesmatter with #Blackliesmatter

    Bernie Sanders was confronted at the Netroots Nation forum.  Radical activists jumped on stage and started shouting, "Black lives matter!  Black lives matter!"  Bernie seemed to be surprised that his own creation had turned o...

  • July 20, 2015

    Death penalty desperation in Nebraska

    Liberals used to argue that life imprisonment was better than execution when it comes to dealing with those convicted of raping and murdering little girls, cutting off heads of husbands while wives watched, committing mass murders, etc.  The pro...

  • July 19, 2015

    John McCain: wartime hero, peacetime coward

    See also: How to play Political Jeopardy  and Trump just disrespected all captured soldiers Donald Trump made a stupid comment about John McCain, blah blah blah.  That doesn't interest me.  What does interest me is that every ti...

  • July 19, 2015

    Nutty radical egalitarians believe companies work better without managers

    Napoleon the pig once famously said, "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."  That quote went through my mind as I read about Tony Hsieh, the super-wealthy nutty owner of online shoe and clothing seller Za...

  • July 19, 2015

    GOP 'reaching across the aisle' to free drug dealers from prison

    We are always told of the importance of "reaching across the aisle" and "working bipartisanly," at least when it comes to bills Democrats want passed.  Well, once again Republicans are only too glad to help when it comes to r...

  • July 18, 2015

    How can we make it politically OK to talk about limiting Muslim immigration?

    Every so often, there is a massacre.  Sometimes the monsters who commit them have names like Dylann Roof, but more often than not they have names like Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez or Nidal Malik Hasan.  Given the fact that the vast majority ...

  • July 18, 2015

    Jeb Bush's waffling on transvestite soldiers and Iran tells us about his character

    Jeb Bush talks frequently about a big tent.  But it wasn't until yesterday that I realized that his reference to a "big tent" was actually about a man wearing a dress. Bush reportedly said he was “fine” with t...

  • July 17, 2015

    Dangerously deluded Obama believes he is carrying out God's will

    President Obama visited some of his staunchest supporters in prison today, and he remarked that the only reason that he was not in prison was because of his integral role in God's plan. Both publicly and privately, Obama acknowledges that hi...

  • July 17, 2015

    The unbelievable reasons why the Pentagon wants soldiers disarmed on bases

    Last year, radical Muslim Nidal Hasan murdered 13 unarmed American soldiers and wounded 30 others. Thank you, George H.W. Bush! Yesterday, radical Muslim Muhammad Youssef Abdulazeez murdered four unarmed American soldiers. Thank you, George ...

  • July 17, 2015

    Should House Republicans have to pay 'union dues' to the GOP?

    Did you know that House Republicans are strongly pressured to pay dues to the GOP leadership?  It is very reminiscent of unionized closed shops, where thuggish union bosses force everyone to pay dues, even those who don't support the union. ...

  • July 17, 2015

    Jeb attacks Trump

    Jeb Bush's statements about illegal aliens have gotten so outrageous as to verge on self-parody. Jeb Bush on Thursday condemned his rival Donald Trump for making incendiary remarks about illegal immigration. First of all, crossing our b...

  • July 16, 2015

    Are drug companies using bogus studies to push statins?

    On the whole, I love drug companies.  They have created many wonderful drugs that have eased human suffering.  But they are companies, like any other business, which means their aim is to increase sales as much as possible.  So caveat ...

  • July 16, 2015

    Scott Walker walks back his statement on gay Boy Scout Leaders

    If you listen to Scott Walker talk long enough, you will always find yourself agreeing with something he says.  For example, many conservatives agree with his comments saying the ban on gay Boy Scout leaders protected kids.  And many libera...

  • July 16, 2015

    Move over, Google Maps! Introducing the NYC public urination map!

    Now that New York City is decriminalizing public urination, New Yorkers of every stripe want to know where they can go to witness New York's version of the Old Faithful geyser, watching powerful streams of apple juice-colored liquids gracing the ...

  • July 15, 2015

    You'll never guess where self-deportation of illegals actually works

    "What are you going to do, deport 11 million people?"  That's the typical question racists like Jorge Ramos ask of any trembling Republican who dares to fail to vocally support immediate and unconditional mass amnesty for illegal a...

  • July 15, 2015

    Iranian death cult nukes ICBMs = mass genocide

    Obama has approved a deal that essentially allows Iran to build nuclear weapons.  It's not spelled out that way specifically, of course, but look at the details: 1) No snap inspections of facilities. 2) Military facilities off-limits. ...

  • July 15, 2015

    Forget Obama...Republicans made the Iran nukes deal possible

    Mark Levin has been shouting until he is blue in the face that this truly awful nuclear deal with Iran has been made possible only with the help of Senate Republicans, who passed a bill (99-1, with Tom Cotton of Arkansas the only sane dissenter) maki...

  • July 14, 2015

    Guess how many minorities work in liberal environmental groups

    Republicans are constantly attacked for not having enough minorities in their elected ranks.  But no one seems concerned that Democrats, who have 90% support from blacks, somehow manage to have only one elected black senator (Corey Booker) ...

  • July 14, 2015

    What will happen to our military when it's led by soldiers with gender dysphoria?

    The Pentagon is planning to let soldiers serve who are so-called "transgendered." The Pentagon is opening the door for transgender troops to serve in the military, Defense Secretary Ash Carter announced Monday, continuing a wave of exp...

  • July 14, 2015

    Democrats and illegals really messing up income inequality

    As someone concerned with income equality, I find it alarming that the gap between the rich and the poor is growing wider and wider.  That's because the millions of illegal aliens Democrats are legalizing are dirt-poor, and the more they bri...

  • July 13, 2015

    Guilty liberal feels illegal alien entitled to his job

    Liberals have a love affair with illegal aliens.  Firstly, they came into being here through a criminal act, which appeals to liberal sensibilities.  Secondly, they reliably support Democrats (some of them vote illegally, and their children...

  • July 13, 2015

    Liberals blame slack black national park attendance on white racism

    Have you ever gone to a national park and noticed that minorities are not represented in the exact proportions to the general population?  Well, the New York Times certainly has!  (Can't you imagine a Times reporter getting out of his c...

  • July 13, 2015

    Hillary's economic plan to be unveiled today

    Hillary Clinton's pals at Politico previewed the economic speech she is giving on Monday: … she will preview several of those proposals, including more generous family leave policies, additional tax increases for the wealthy, and new ...

  • July 13, 2015

    Would a sane person drink from a public water fountain?

    The Washington Post had an opinion piece worrying about why fewer and fewer people are drinking from public water fountains. Fountains were once a revered feature of urban life, a celebration of the tremendous technological and political capital...

  • July 12, 2015

    New York wants to bring public urination out of the shadows

    The speaker of the New York City Council is pushing a bill to, among other things, decriminalize urinating in public: [A] urinating vagrant turned a busy stretch of Broadway into his own private bathroom yesterday – an offense that would r...

  • July 12, 2015

    Which Democrat does Atticus Finch remind you of?

    I was never a big fan of To Kill a Mockingbird.  As a kid I thought it was tedious, partially because it had no spaceships or lasers or any narration from a robot's point of view. While the ostensible subject of the story – the disc...

  • July 12, 2015

    The most amazing truth about California's water crisis

    I read with great interest an article by Republican Rep. Devin Nunes about the real cause of the water shortages in California. In the summer of 2002, shortly before I was elected to Congress, I sat through an eye-opening meeting with representa...

  • July 11, 2015

    Has Ellen Pao castrated the feminist movement?

    Ellen Pao has dealt a decided blow to the feminist movement, in an unintentionally self-inflicted way.  Pao, a former senior employee of the venture capital firm Kleiner Perkins, sued, claiming gender discrimination after she (like most other em...

  • July 11, 2015

    Nutty small-town leftists fight stores with lower prices

    I never understand people in small towns who want to ban chain stores because they like the "local character" of their mom-and-pop stores.  Sure, I think it can be great fun to walk in a downtown area filled with mom-and-pop stores tha...

  • July 11, 2015

    Scientists warning of global cooling once again!

    Climate scientists are warning that we may be headed into a period of global cooling.  If this sounds familiar, it is because it is – global cooling was predicted in the 1970s to recreate another Ice Age.  Of course, it didn't hap...

  • July 10, 2015

    You will never guess how many vetoes Obama has issued in 6.5 years

    Can you guess how many vetoes Obama has issued in 6.5 years? Four.  That is almost the lowest of any president, since the beginning of time. By comparison, George W. Bush issued 12 vetoes.  Bill Clinton, who fought with Republicans, i...

  • July 10, 2015

    Trump in 2012 attacked Romney for being too tough on illegals

    Only yesterday I approvingly quoted some of the things Donald Trump was saying about illegal aliens, but I added this cautionary note (sorry to quote myself!): By the way, while I applaud much of what Trump is saying, I still consider him a tota...

  • July 10, 2015

    Should GOP chairman Reince Priebus be deported?

    GOP Chairman Reince Priebus criticized Donald Trump for being rhetorically too tough on illegal aliens.  He thinks it's too polarizing to talk about all the crimes illegals commit. The head of the Republican National Committee, respondi...

  • July 10, 2015

    Should employers be forced to hire transvestites?

    The New York Times had an editorial featuring a sob story of a transvestite who had trouble finding a job, even in the far-left warrens of New York City.  Elaine Mendus, a 6-foot-3-inch-tall man pretending to be a woman, came to New York and cou...

  • July 9, 2015

    Jeb Bush says you can love a Mexican and control the border

    Jeb Bush wants you to know that he is the ultimate multitasker!  He says that he can love his Mexican-born wife, Columba, and control the Mexican border at the same time!  I remember how President Clinton "compartmentalized" himse...

  • July 9, 2015

    How to call out the press for their blatant racism

    Donald Trump is in the news again, this time for tangling with a columnist who essentially called Trump a racist: This time, the scribe who drew Trump's ire was the Washington Post's Jonathan Capehart, who called out the billionaire'...

  • July 9, 2015

    Mentally castrated man gives his kid emasculated last name

    The latest fad in so-called "gender equality"?  Giving kids feminist-approved last names! Zelda Violet Frissberg, born to Mr Bloomberg's eldest daughter Emma Bloomberg and her husband Chris Frissora in March, has been given a ...

  • July 8, 2015

    In New York, men can be arrested for rape if women don't say 'I want sex!'

    New York State passed a law requiring women to affirmatively say they want sex before sleeping with men (or, I guess, other women?).  If they don't, and they later decide they didn't enjoy the sex, they can have the man arrested for rape...

  • July 8, 2015

    If you have $500,000,000, you can buy 60 moderate Syrian rebels!

    Five hundred million dollars later, the Pentagon has trained 60 "moderate" Syrian rebels. Defense Secretary Ash Carter caused a stir Tuesday when he told the Senate Armed Services Committee that the $500 million program to train and eq...

  • July 8, 2015

    Creeping authoritarianism: Man arrested for having pet deer

    A  man was arrested yesterday.  His crime?  Keeping deer as pets.  They weren't other people's deer.  The deer weren't harming anyone.  They weren't mauling children or eating babies.  They were just...

  • July 8, 2015

    Do you think Hillary or Bernie Sanders lives anywhere near illegal aliens?

    You may wonder, if liberals think that illegal aliens are so great, they must live in communities with a lot of them, right?  In fact, nearly all leaders of the Democratic Party live in rich, lily-white neighborhoods where few minorities, much l...

  • July 7, 2015

    Who is better-positioned to appeal to the youth vote: Hillary or Bernie?

    What will the Millennials do?  What are the Millennials thinking?  Every liberal media article likes to use the word "Millennials," which is code for hip youngsters who are with the times – supporting illegal aliens, champio...

  • July 7, 2015

    Illegal alien shooter blames sea lions, self-aware gun for S.F. killing

    One of the great things about America is that a person accused of a crime is presumed innocent until proved guilty.  No matter how many witnesses saw Francisco Sanchez gun down 32-year-old Kathryn Steinle on Pier 14 in San Francisco, h...

  • July 7, 2015

    Don't hold your breath waiting for Macy's and NBC to cut ties with S.F. over sanctuary city murderer

    Companies that specialize in self-righteous boycotts realize that a few words from Donald Trump are much worse than policies opening up a city to murderers that repeatedly commit felonies and violate our borders. So don't expect a press releas...

  • July 6, 2015

    How many examples of Bernie Sanders hypocrisy can you find in 4 sentences?

    We need more games to cheer conservatives in these trying times.  Let's play one now.  The name of the game is "How many examples of Bernie Sanders hypocrisy can you find in four sentences?" Are you ready?  Set?  ...

  • July 6, 2015

    Why Greeks are spittin' mad spending other people's money

    The Greek people are spittin' mad spending other people's money, and if you had spent other people's money as long and as profligately as the Greeks did, you'd be plenty angry, too! Consider if you get something for nothing for a l...

  • July 5, 2015

    The fake and real reasons Obamacare premiums are increasing 40% or more

    Health insurance companies are requesting rate increases of 40% or more.  I'm old enough to remember when businesses didn't have to request the government's permission to increase prices.  They just raised prices as they wished,...

  • July 5, 2015

    Girl Scouts turn down $100,000 gift for excluding 'boy-girls'

    The Girl Scouts turned down a $100,000 gift that was conditioned on it not being used to support "transgenderism."  The Scouts felt it was too big of a price to pay, and I quite agree! "We're an organization dedicated to ...

  • July 5, 2015

    The hottest NYC trend: luxury condos next to housing projects!

    The New York Times had an article about an exciting luxury building being built that will be sandwiched between the East Side Highway on one side and several large housing projects on the other – and everyone's just fine with that! Mor...

  • July 5, 2015

    Hillary reassures weepy gay boy of great life as a homosexual

    Hillary Clinton told a weepy gay boy that he would  have a great life living as a homosexual.  Actually, I'm not quite she told a weepy gay boy that.  Rather, to be more accurate, she told it  to a photo of a weeping little bo...

  • July 4, 2015

    How U.S. society fundamentally transforms when illegals randomly execute citizens

    Horrific news: a young woman in San Francisco named Kathryn Steinle was executed, seemingly at random for no reason, by an illegal alien named Francisco Sanchez.  Sanchez, who had been deported five times and had seven felony convictions, was re...

  • July 4, 2015

    Why can't we talk about the black role in flash mobs?

    There has been a lot of ink spilled about the lack of blacks in technology.  Just 49 of Twitter's 3,000 employees are black.  Only 1.5% of Facebook employees are black.  But one area where young blacks have been overwhelmingly over...

  • July 3, 2015

    NY Times worried Scott Walker's rightward shift will hurt election prospects

    The New York Times has your back!  That's what I have to say to any Republican candidate, who can always find a wealth of good advice in the Times.  In this case, they are expressing concern for Scott Walker.  Since announcing his ...

  • July 3, 2015

    You'll never guess what worries leftists about relations with Cuba

    Now that leftists have their way and we have cordial relations with the dictatorial, communist, drug-smuggling goverment of Cuba, they are still not satisfied.  They are pleased that trade and relations will help prop up the (Raúl) Castro...

  • July 3, 2015

    Mark Levin: The name 'Democratic Party' should be banned for racism

    Now that we're in a new movement to ban the Confederate flag from computer games and old television shows, talk show host Mark Levin has jumped on the bandwagon, suggesting we ban the name "Democratic Party." Levin says this is becau...

  • July 3, 2015

    At least one chuch that will never have a massacre

    One church has found the answer to preventing shooting massacres. The Sunday service was winding down, but before it ended, Bishop Ira Combs led the congregation of 300 at the Greater Bible Way Temple in prayer. The shootings that killed nine pe...

  • July 2, 2015

    Hillary Clinton treats volunteers like trafficked sex slaves

    Do you ever read those stories about women who are secretly brought into the country and then forced to be sex slaves?  The stories all read the same: how they are kept in dingy apartments that are little more than dungeons, where they are force...

  • July 2, 2015

    <em>Dukes of Hazzard</em> racist in 2015; A-OK 1979-2014

    Reruns of the old TV show The Dukes of Hazzard have been banned by TV Land.  Dukes features two  Southern rural cousins (who happen to be heterosexuals) named Bo and Luke Duke, who live on the very edges of the law with their cousin Daisy D...

  • July 2, 2015

    Are men hardwired to enjoy violence?

    In certain parts of Italy like Florence, they play a very violent form of soccer.  Big beefy men with equally large tattoos fight for soccer balls by beating their opponents senseless Nana and his friends have endless stories. There was the...

  • July 1, 2015

    Witch doctors 'casting spells' that turn African girls into sex slaves

    The sex slave trade is bad enough, but apparently it gets even worse when witch doctors get into the act.  Young Nigerian girls are captured by African witch doctors and have "spells" cast on them involving the elaborate use of poultry...

  • July 1, 2015

    Hillary reassures voters she's far from finished inciting hatred and fear

    In Return of the Jedi, the Emperor tried to turn Luke Skywalker to evil, saying, "Use your aggressive feelings, boy.  Let the hate flow through you!"  Although she's much older-looking than the Emperor, Hillary Clinton talks i...

  • July 1, 2015

    Rand Paul solicits donations from drug dealers

    In the movie Scarface, Colombian drug lord Alberto Sosa hires Tony Montana to kill someone who is about to expose his connections to politicians.  Back in those days, it didn't look good for politicians to be seen receiving money from drug d...

  • June 30, 2015

    Does NBC stand for 'Nicaragua, Bolivia & Cocaine'?

    NBC said it wouldn't air Donald Trump's Miss USA Pageant because Trump made derogatory comments about illegal aliens. NBCUniversal, under pressure from an array of Hispanic groups, is severing its business ties to presidential candidate ...

  • June 30, 2015

    Liberal justices: death penalty constitutional only for first two hundred years

    Supreme Court justices Stephen Breyer and Ruth Bader Ginsburg have suggested that the death penalty may be unconstitutional, violating the Eighth Amendment.  The Eighth Amendment says that the U.S. may not impose cruel or unusual punishments. ...

  • June 30, 2015

    Court to decide if discrimination against whites is still a good thing

    For the Supreme Court, the Constitution is like an ocean.  Sometimes it is calm, sometimes not.  There is no consistency in the Constitution; after all, it is simply words on a piece of paper.  It changes, like the weather, or the mood...

  • June 30, 2015

    Supremes: citizenship not necessary for voter registration

    In a commonsense decision, the Supreme Court refused to hear an appeal of a case that decided that people registering to vote in federal election don't have to prove their citizenship.  That means that people registering to vote won't be...

  • June 29, 2015

    LePage, the last Republican

    Can you imagine George W. Bush having an agenda item, like securing the border, and then saying, "I will veto all bills that come across my desk until the border fence is fully funded," and then carrying through on his promise?  Can yo...

  • June 28, 2015

    John Boehner joins Obama's mile high club

    Star Wars: Attack of the Clones features a war between the Republic (led by the evil Emperor) and a group called the Separatists.  But at the end there is a scene where Count Dooku (Christopher Lee), the head of the Separatists, reports to the E...

  • June 28, 2015

    CNN mistakes sex toy flag for ISIS flag at gay parade

    CNN erroneously reported that someone waving an ISIS flag was marching at a parade to celebrate the joys of gay sex in London. “If you look at the flag closely, it’s clearly not Arabic,” Pawle said. “In fact, it looks...

  • June 28, 2015

    Google encouraging users to create homosexual zombies to support gay sex

    Tech companies are simply tickled pink (ha, ha) now that homosexual marriage has been imposed on the land.  Google and other tech companies, not merely content to sit on the sidelines, have created tools that users can use to show their support ...

  • June 28, 2015

    Pentagon starving combat troops out of respect of Ramadan

    The Pentagon issued orders for troops in the field not to eat food during the day during Ramadan. U.S. military members serving in countries that observe Ramadan are required to adhere to certain practices while outside U.S. installati...

  • June 27, 2015

    Ted Cruz's innovative ideas for fighting the gay marriage diktat

    In regard to the gay marriage decision, "[w]hat's amazing to me is how many candidates issued statements basically saying the court has spoken, the issue is over, and it's time to move on," Ted Cruz told Sean Hannity.  And, sur...

  • June 27, 2015

    Why gay marriage is superior to normal marriage

    Politico wasted no time in running an article explaining why gay marriage is better than straight marriage.  It has nothing to do with coefficients of viscosity, lubricants, or angles of attack, but rather with the emotional states of same-sex c...

  • June 25, 2015

    America is becoming more and more like Lesbos

    I was reading an article about Lesbos yesterday, and it struck me that America is becoming more and more like Lesbos.  Lesbos, an island of Greece, has a small population that is being inundated by illegal aliens. The Mayor of Lesbos has of...

  • June 24, 2015

    Walker, Rubio, Cruz, Bush: Which one does not support Obamatrade?

    Of the four major candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination, which one does not support Obamatrade? Obamatrade is a secret piece of legislation (!) we think would give President Obama special powers ostensibly to negotiate a free trade de...

  • June 24, 2015

    Could expanded background checks have prevented the massacre in Harry Reid's house?

    Senator Harry Reid, wearing his now trademark "Blues Brothers" themed dark glasses, has called for more background checks for gun buyers. But I wonder if he's not focusing on the wrong target. Maybe he should sponsor legislation for exp...

  • June 24, 2015

    Study: Health benefits of medical marijuana found to be wildly oversold

    A new study has come out studying the medicinal benefits of pot:  Twenty-three states and Washington, D.C. have laws permitting medical marijuana use. Medical marijuana has not been proven to work for many illnesses that state laws have app...

  • June 23, 2015

    Global warming causing hot dogs to slip out of buns

    We know that global warming is a big threat.  Oh, it may help us with our mummy problem, and be a boon for great tits, but it causes more problems than it solves – shrinking horses, causing seals to be oversexed, causing poison ivy to beco...

  • June 23, 2015

    Earth entering new and exciting extinction phase

    The BBC just announced that mankind is about to become extinct.  I wonder if they realize how much that will cut into their viewership! The Earth has entered a new period of extinction, a study by three US universities has concluded, and hu...

  • June 22, 2015

    Recycling as therapy

    The Washington Post had an article describing how recycling is so unprofitable that many recycling companies are shutting down. Once a profitable business for cities and private employers alike, recycling in recent years has become a money-sucki...

  • June 21, 2015

    It's time to ban a certain hate-filled flag

    I'm a big fan of the First Amendment.  I don't like the idea of outlawing speech.  But if the media says that some form of speech is a problem, then I think we should immediately ban it.  I'm thinking in particular of one h...

  • June 21, 2015

    The funniest guide to politically correct behavior ever!

    The University of California published a guide to microaggressions.  If you don't know what that is, microaggressions are ordinary,  unoffensive comments and actions that offend feminists and minority "activists" with chips on...

  • June 20, 2015

    A question for Nancy Pelosi: who is a better kisser, Obama or Boehner?

    Nancy Pelosi is a real kissing bug.  She's been seen kissing both Obama... ...and John Boehner. But the question is, which does she like better?  She's looking mighty satisfied in the first photo, where Obama is busy w...

  • June 20, 2015

    Court: doctors can give abortions via Skype

    There are a lot of limitations on what we can do, like eating food with trans fats or drinking soda in large cups, but the government places these limitations benevolently because its concerned for our health.  That's why we can't pick i...

  • June 20, 2015

    Do minorities disproportionately fail the death penalty IQ test because of test bias?

    There are a lot of claims about how supposedly objective tests discriminate against minorities.  Most recently, there are claims that tests for teachers have too many "white questions."  Now the Supreme Court has ruled that killer...

  • June 19, 2015

    It's time for the tails of quarters to feature a woman!

    I was delighted to hear that we are getting that very dead white man, Alexander Hamilton, off the ten dollar bill. What did he ever do to deserve being there anyway? (Aside from being the first Treasury Secretary and setting up our financial system. ...

  • June 19, 2015

    We need to work harder to keep state and national parks closed

    Every time someone visits a state or national park chances are they disturbing precious wildlife. Birds that were singing mating calls will forget the words. Male deer who were battling with each other for the right to mate with the females will sudd...

  • June 18, 2015

    Woman refuses to have children for fear they will be white

    The HuffPo has the touching story of a woman named Ali Michael, burdened with being white, who refuses to have children out of fear that they too will be white. Being White...  can drive you to do the weird and unthinkable This is so t...

  • June 18, 2015

    Tests for teachers found to have too many white questions

    When I was in school, I was always frustrated by tests where the questions were geared to Asians or blacks or Eskimos; not being in any of these groups, I simply couldn't answer such questions.  For example, while I could easily answer quest...

  • June 17, 2015

    House Republicans working hard to make heroin and cocaine safer

    It's bad enough if someone injects heroin and cocaine into his body.  Both are very dangerous substances.  But even worse, addicts reuse needles, leaving them open to infection and AIDS. House Republicans want to help.  That...

  • June 17, 2015

    Michelle Obama 'sees herself' in hijab-wearing girls

    Michelle Obama, in England at a school dominated by hijab-wearing girls (which is a sad commentary on the United Kingdom), told the girls: “When I look out at all these young women, I see myself,” she told the room full of hijab...

  • June 17, 2015

    Donald Trump has a solid history of conservatism going back many weeks

    So Donald Trump is running for president, and in the interests of full disclosure, I'm one of his biggest fans.  I've been following him for years, and I even comb my hair the same way he does.  To his credit, he's been a fierce...

  • June 16, 2015

    Jeb Bush argues persuasively why he shouldn't be nominated

    Jeb Bush really wowed me with his announcement speech for President. For one thing, it was in English, and I didn't even have to press one to hear it that way.  For another, Bush made a strong, passionate argument explaining why he should no...

  • June 15, 2015

    The real Hillary

    I was reading a fawning article about Hillary Clinton in Politico, and the photo of her that they used struck me as odd.  On top, her hair was as yellow as 1,000 crushed dandelions, but on the sides, I could see long wisps of white hair. ...

  • June 15, 2015

    American University presents artwork made of homosexual blood

    Do you like horror movies where the walls bleed?  If so, you'll like this story very much!  American University is featuring a work of art made from homosexual blood.  The artwork is a mirror coated with the blood of homosexuals, s...

  • June 15, 2015

    Illegal detainment camps in America

    The world's smallest violin could be heard across the country in a New York Times article detailing the suffering of illegal aliens who are detained for very short periods of time: Surrounded by high fencing, the South Texas Family Residenti...

  • June 15, 2015

    Is Barack Obama secretly a white person like Rachel Dolezal?

    Now that we know that race is a state of mind, rather than a genetic inheritance, the question must be asked: is Barack Obama secretly a white man?  Perhaps, like Rachel Dolezal, he tells people that he is black, but he is actually white. Aga...

  • June 14, 2015

    Hillary Clinton: 'I've been called many things....'

    In an inspiring speech yesterday, Hillary Clinton remarked (in a white voice, this time), " I’ve been called many things by many people." Since Mrs. Clinton brought up the subject, I thought we'd review some of the things she...

  • June 13, 2015

    How to become black in three easy steps

    Rachel Dolezal is the blonde, green-eyed head of the Spokane NAACP chapter who claimed to be black.  Unfortunately for her, her parents came forward to reveal that neither they nor she was, in fact, black.  She also claimed that (1) a very ...

  • June 13, 2015

    Los Angeles ranked #1 place to live by homeless people

    If it's Tuesday, you should hate the police; if it's Wednesday, you should hate white people; if it's Thursday, you should hate men; and if it's Friday, it's time for some good old-fashioned class envy.  And so, appropriately...

  • June 12, 2015

    The liberal politics of the new CEO of Fox

    Rupert Murdoch is turning over the reigns of 21st Century Fox to his sons, James and Lachlan.  It's unclear who the primary successor is – James will be CEO, while Lachlan will be co-chairman of the board.  Being co-chairman of th...

  • June 12, 2015

    Paul Ryan politically transgenders into Nancy Pelosi

    Paul Ryan has come out as a politically transgendered Republican.  When he was first elected to Congress, he promised to balance budgets, cut taxes, and hold the president accountable for his actions.  But now he's Obama's pointman ...

  • June 10, 2015

    New versions of fairy tales being used to teach toddlers about homosexuality

    Hulu is broadcasting a cartoon meant for children about a boy who rescues a prince and a princess but then chooses to marry the prince.  Yes, the prince, the bearded guy in the photo below.  This effort to teach children the joys of not onl...

  • June 10, 2015

    Intel pledges $125 million in effort to further discriminate against white men

    Intel has proudly announced a new effort to better discriminate against white men: Following up on its earlier pledge to spend $300 million over the next five years to improve diversity, Intel Corp promised more on Tuesday, this time to back com...

  • June 10, 2015

    Mother sues France for 'letting' her kid join ISIS

    Reuters reports: The mother of a young Frenchman who converted to Islam and went to join jihadist fighters in Syria is suing the state for failing to stop him leaving the airport of his Riviera home town of Nice. With all the radi...

  • June 10, 2015

    What if Obamacare regulations were applied to abortion?

    Liberals are screaming because they feel that an appeals court ruling that upheld a Texas law requiring abortion clinics to comply with health and safety procedures is unduly burdensome to abortion clinics. That's too bad!  Because libera...

  • June 8, 2015

    Young kids' books teaching children to consider 'switching' genders

    Remember the children's book Heather Has Two Mommies, which taught kids the joys of lesbian parenting?  Well, that's old hat now, as kids are now being taught the equivalent of Heather Has Two Mommies, and One of Them Used to Be a Daddy....

  • June 7, 2015

    People in Blue States seek psychiatric help 50% more often than in Red States.

    People who live in liberal states search for psychologists on Google 50% more, per capita, than people from conservative states. Vermont has the most searchers for mental health help, at 74% greater than the national average, which makes sense, since...

  • June 7, 2015

    New York Times Upset SEAL Team 6 Used Too Often To Kill Terrorists

    The New York Times had a loooong article (about the size of one of George R.R. Martin's smaller books) describing one of our premier special forces teams, SEALTeam 6 (the one who took out Bin Laden, incidently), portraying it as overused and out ...

  • June 7, 2015

    Marco Rubio gets speeding ticket for Obamatrade fast track vote

    Senator Marco Rubio has voted to give President Obama fast-track authority for trade negotiations, but won't answer questions about whether he's read the secret legislation that Obama refuses to make public: Earlier this week, Breitbart ...

  • June 6, 2015

    Filmmaker apologizes for casting white in minority role

     A filmmaker has apologized for casting a white actress in a part-Asian, part-Caucasian role. Prospects for Bradley Cooper and Emma Stone’s new film “Aloha,” brought to you by the fading Hollywood darling Cameron Crowe (...

  • June 6, 2015

    Columbia U. Mattress Girl expresses rape outrage by making softcore porn

    Columbia University student Emma Sulkowicz made a name for herself by showing up at her graduation with a mattress strapped on her back.  She claimed that her then boyfriend raped her during anal sex and the school didn't take action....

  • June 5, 2015

    Mind control device available for only $299

    There's a new product called Thync, which is a patch that you can put on someone's forehead that will control his mind. A newly-released headset hopes to wake people up or calm them down by manipulating the electricity  in thei...

  • June 5, 2015

    Huff Po: It's cheaper to give homeless people homes than not to give them homes

    The Huffington Post, that bastion of social science learning and sexual licentiousness, is publicizing a study that claims that it is cheaper to provide housing to the homeless than...not to provide housing. Even in a city with soaring rents, gi...

  • June 5, 2015

    Barnard will admit men who think they are women but not women who think they are men

    Barnard College, which is Columbia University's answer for women who want quality time with other women in a loving and supporting environment, has said that it will admit men who think they are women but will refuse to admit women who think they...

  • June 5, 2015

    The most unbelievable poll ever to appear in the New York Times

    The New York Times is a one-stop shopping source for polls saying that America supports Democrats, believes in "global warming," and supports abortion and homosexuality.  Sometimes the Times commissions the poll, and sometimes it is pr...

  • June 4, 2015

    Doctor Ruth: You can't say 'no' after you get naked with a man

    Dr. Ruth Westheimer, whom I call "Doctor Wooth," and who somehow still seems to be alive and talking about sex at the age of 86, has a controversial opinion about consent for sex: According to the 86-year-old doctor during the intervie...

  • June 4, 2015

    Why Hillary Clinton is the Night's King from 'Game of Thrones'

    Last week on Game of Thrones we were introduced to the Night's King, the leader of a gang of vicious zombies who attacked a colony of Game of Thrones eskimo people.  When the zombies had finished killing everyone they could (except for Jon S...

  • June 4, 2015

    Immigrants do jobs Americans won't do. Except at Disney.

    Disney is firing tech employees and replacing them with (legal) foreigners. [A]bout 250 Disney employees were told in late October that they would be laid off. Many of their jobs were transferred to immigrants on temporary vi...

  • June 3, 2015

    What kinds of deductibles should Transabled self-mutilators have under Obamacare?

    What kinds of deductibles should Transabled self-mutilators have under Obamacare? Meet the new civil rights group: healthy people who want to injure themselves: When he cut off his right arm with a “very sharp power tool,” a man...

  • June 3, 2015

    What is more dangerous, students with guns or students who vote?

    Texas has approved a new law allowing students 21 and over to carry guns on campus. Students and faculty members at public and private universities in Texas could be allowed to carry concealed handguns into classrooms, dormitories and other buil...

  • June 3, 2015

    Schools solve problem of minority violence by teaching about White racism

    St. Paul faced a problem with minority violence in its school. What to do? The answer: pay a consultant $3 million to teach about White racism. In 2010, the St. Paul school district began a contractual relationship with the Pacific Educational...

  • June 2, 2015

    Let's celebrate the great successes of the TSA!

    It was just announced that in an extensive test of the TSA's security, the TSA intercepted attempts to bring dangerous items onto planes 5% of the time.  This sends a clear message to terrorists that if they try to bring weapons or expl...

  • June 2, 2015

    OSHA safety agency says women's bathrooms safer with creepy men in them

    OSHA is concerned with safety – i.e., chemical, biological, and physical hazards in the workplace, and everything from the dangers of toxic chemicals to dangerous machinery that can hurt workers.  That's why speaking out on the issue o...

  • May 31, 2015

    Is Bernie Sanders trying to get to the left of the Clintons on rape?

    Everyone thinks that Bernie Sanders’s decades old statement about women enjoying rape was just something that came out, that was beyond his control.  But I wonder if he purposely leaked it to the media. Bernie Sanders is running to the lef...

  • May 30, 2015

    EPA fighting global warming by reducing food supply

    The EPA is finally getting serious about imaginary global warming.  It realizes that closing power plants is just not going to be enough to stop this non-happening global catastrophe.  As everyone knows, the real source of imaginary global ...

  • May 30, 2015

    Why do Mitch McConnell and John Boehner act like they have a Denny Hastert problem?

    Everyone is innocent until proven guilty, blah blah blah.  Now, having gotten that obligatory sentence out of the way, if Denny Hastert is guilty of molesting a young boy, that's simply terrible.  But why do Mitch McConnell and John Boe...

  • May 30, 2015

    Obamacare and amnesty would be dead if Republicans fought like this governor

    Republicans are fighting for private property rights...in Maine. Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R) pledged on Friday to veto every single bill sponsored by Democratic state lawmakers until they allow his constitutional amendment banning the income tax ...

  • May 29, 2015

    Can you guess when it's okay for whites to use the n-word?

    Most major media outlets try to cover up their ideology.  They still push it in articles, but they like to beat around the bush, speaking indirectly and acting a bit timid about pushing their real agenda because of its radical nature. But you...

  • May 28, 2015

    Elizabeth Warren unhappy the government doesn't borrow and spend money

    In an incredible exchange with a liberal drone in Silicon Valley, Elizabeth Warren made it appear that she was unaware that the federal government borrows and spends money: A conference attendee asked Sen. Warren, a Massachusetts Democrat, a fai...

  • May 28, 2015

    Hillary Clinton speaking in black accent again

    Listen to Hillary Clinton speak in her black accent again, talking of the joys of chicken, a stereotypical black food.  It looks almost like a bad Saturday Night Live sketch.  Mrs. Clinton seems to be returning to the roots of her 2008 camp...

  • May 28, 2015

    The real reason the EPA wants to regulate puddles and ditches

    The EPA has promulgated rules to regulate waterways as small as potholes.  The EPA is supposed to have authority over "navigable" waterways, ones deep enough for a boat to drive on.  The theory behind the Clean Water Act of 1972 w...

  • May 28, 2015

    Why do gays need a homosexual rodeo?

    I love rodeos.  But because I'm heterosexual, I want to make sure that the rodeo I'm going to is a heterosexual one. How ridiculous does the previous sentence sound?  And yet, homosexuals feel the burning need in their loins to h...

  • May 27, 2015

    Will amnesty survive the full 5th Circuit Court of Appeals or the Supreme Court?

    A three-judge panel of the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that the stay on President Obama's amnesty program will be allowed to continue – that is, Obama's issuance of work permits to illegal aliens will continue to be frozen....

  • May 27, 2015

    The latest amenity in luxury NYC housing: panic rooms

    According to liberals, New York City is the most wonderful place to live on the Earth, the finest example of culture that exists in the known world.  That's why it's interesting to read the latest developments in the NYC housing market. ...

  • May 27, 2015

    Why the French ban on veils is essential

    The New York Times ran a sob story about the ban on wearing veils in France: Malek Layouni was not thinking about her Muslim faith, or her head scarf, as she took her excited 9-year-old son to an amusement site near Paris. But, as it turned out,...

  • May 26, 2015

    Can you name the biggest racist employer in America?

    Every time the liberal media discovers that the racial composition of any particular company or industry does not reflect the population of the United States, immediately millions of gallons of ink (or digital ink) are shed as the media frantically s...

  • May 26, 2015

    How many black and Jewish presidents have we had?

    Have you ever wondered how many black or Jewish presidents we've had? Obviously, Barack Obama is black, or at least half-black; however, he never calls himself half-white, so, like Mr. Spock from Star Trek, he clearly identifies with the herit...

  • May 25, 2015

    Millionaire dot-com adulteress says women too weak to negotiate salaries

    Ellen Pao is the Al Sharpton of sexual harassment.  She sued the VC firm of Kleiner Perkins, claiming gender discrimination and sexual harassment.  She lost a civil trial.  To win in a civil trial, you don't need to show guilt ...

  • May 24, 2015

    New York Times: Whites moving into Hispanic areas is not diversity

    The New York Times published an article about mostly White dotcommers moving into a Hispanic neighborhood of San Francisco called the Mission District. But nowhere in this article did the Times ever use the word "diversity." This is puzzlin...

  • May 23, 2015

    US suffering from massive equality of rich and poor

    Propaganda is about telling a good story. So when the media wants to tell a story of how the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer, they ignore inconvenient facts, such as the value of the various federal, state, and local transfer ...

  • May 23, 2015

    US Institute of Peace creates world peace for only $110,000 a day!

    I know a bargain when I see one. So when I read that the US Institute of Peace, which receives direct funding of $40 million a year and perhaps more indirectly, promotes world peace, I have to be amazed. World peace, for only 40 million dollars? What...

  • May 22, 2015

    Washington Post on 'best states' for women in America

    The Washington Post had an article about the best states for women to live in, and it immediately confused me.  What does that mean, best states for women to live in?  Could some states be better for women than men to live in, and vice vers...

  • May 22, 2015

    New York Times: Eating food aggravates drought

    For a long time now, the liberal media has waged a propaganda campaign to make you feel guilty for using electricity, claiming that the planet is melting because of imaginary global warming.  Now we are moving on to phase 2: since much of our fo...

  • May 21, 2015

    What do you think Chelsea Clinton's book will look like?

    Chelsea Clinton is writing a book for children, or for people with the minds of children, like supporters of her mother.  What do you think the book will be like? Chelsea Clinton, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and current pr...

  • May 20, 2015

    Government strips us of privacy while demanding its own

    Historically, in our nation, citizens were entitled to privacy while the government was supposed to operate as transparently as possible, so we could see what was going on.  What we have seen instead is this concept turned on its head. Citize...

  • May 20, 2015

    20 important questions Hillary wasn't asked

    Reporters finally got a chance to ask Hillary a few questions.  There were more, a lot more, she should have answered.  Here are just a few: 1) If elected president, will she permit cabinet members to simultaneously operate private ...

  • May 18, 2015

    Who should be excluded from the Republican debates?

    We all know that if the Republican debates include all the declared candidates that it's going to be a circus. Each candidate will only get to speak for a few minutes and we won't learn much. We'd learn more if the debates were limited to...

  • May 16, 2015

    Would you ride in a Google driverless car?

    Google's automated cars will start hitting the road in larger numbers: On Friday, the Internet giant announced that the first autonomous vehicle it has manufactured — a squat two-seater, unveiled a year ago, with no steering wheel ...

  • May 16, 2015

    NY Times: Black people need black doctors

    Can you imagine the uproar if the NYT had an editorial reading, "White People Need White Doctors"?  That's racist!  But an op-ed saying that black people need black doctors, well, that's progressive! The statistics th...

  • May 16, 2015

    Let Syrian 'refugees' revitalize Detroit? What could go wrong?

    Let's face it: Detroit is a disaster area.  And who has better experiences with disaster areas than the Islamic State?  That's why a New York Times op-ed writer is calling for Syrian "refugees" to be resettled in Detroit....

  • May 15, 2015

    Whom would you pick to moderate the Republican debates?

    The surprising thing isn't that George Stephanopoulos donated to Hillary's charity/slush fund and didn't tell anyone about it.  The really surprising thing is that Republicans continue to pick debate moderators who are clearly libera...

  • May 14, 2015

    Hillary Clinton adopts male sex logo as her own

    As everyone knows, Hillary Clinton's symbol looks like this: But she has also started to employ a different variant of it: That arrow, pointed at the upper right, looks suspiciously similar to the symbol for the male gender. ...

  • May 14, 2015

    What's missing from Hillary Clinton's website?

    I'm a big supporter of women and girls. And since those two words comprise about 25% of Hillary Clinton's vocabulary, it seemed natural to me to go to her website to see what I could do to help.  But when I went to Mrs. Clinton's web...

  • May 13, 2015

    Blue and yellow striped painting sells for 46 million

    The painting above sold for 46 million dollars. ... a 1954 Mark Rothko abstract, “Untitled (Yellow and Blue),” which had once been owned by the American collectors Paul and Rachel Lambert “Bunny” Mellon. ...

  • May 11, 2015

    Berkeley Residents Forced to Drink Foul Water to Save Fish

    It is with great sadness that I have to report that ultraleft residents of Berkeley, California as well as riot inclined Oakland, California, are being served some very bitter water out of their taps. On the brighter side, some kind of fish, which I...

  • May 10, 2015

    HuffPo celebrates 10 years of perverse and trite journalism

    The Huffington Post, named after Arianna Huffington's gay ex-husband, Michael Huffington (I supposed she preferred calling it that to the Stassinopoulos Post, after her maiden name), has celebrated 10 years of perverse, race-baiting, and banal jo...

  • May 10, 2015

    The friends of Marco Rubio

    In trying to pick the best candidate for president, it's important to know who is bankrolling them and what their views are. Rubio's biggest supporter is a billionaire car dealer named Norman Braman, who has pledged to give millions to Rubio...

  • May 9, 2015

    Levin: Rand Paul covering up Obamacare fraud

    Mark Levin, who likes Rand Paul, regularly defends Rand Paul, and has him on his show frequently, says it now appears that Rand Paul, at the behest of Paul's close ally Mitch McConnell, is actively trying to cover up Obamacare fraud on Capitol Hi...

  • May 9, 2015

    Who will replace Marco Rubio in the Senate?

    After four years in the Senate, Marco Rubio, no doubt feeling he has accomplished everything he set out to in Congress, has aimed his sights higher, to the Presidency. Or, more pragmatically, to the Vice-Presidency; if an Anglo gets nominated, Rubio ...

  • May 8, 2015

    America is already the <em>Brave New World</em>

    When I read that Steven Spielberg is creating a television series based on the classic novel Brave New World, I immediately thought, "No need. We live it every day." Consider this: o In BNW, people were kept content using a drug called ...

  • May 8, 2015

    White House strengthening fence to keep out undocumented visitors

    The White House is planning to put spikes up along its existing fence in an effort to keep undocumented visitors off the grounds.  It's a hateful and misguided effort rife with prejudice and discrimination. People who come to the White Ho...

  • May 8, 2015

    Rubio, Paul, Cruz vote to allow Obama to lift Iran sanctions

    As many of you know, I'm a big fan of Ted Cruz, but when he does something wrong, it's important to call him on it. In this case he, along with Marco Rubio and Rand Paul, voted for a bill that will effectively allow the President to lift sanc...

  • May 7, 2015

    Is Mike Huckabee a free-market conservative?

    Mike Huckabee has just compared free trade to the most common form of sex between homosexual men. Mike Huckabee, the latest GOP candidate to announce a presidential bid, warned of dire consequences if Congress fast-tracks a new trade agreement. ...

  • May 6, 2015

    Smith College admitting men pretending to be women

    In an historic announcement, all-women Smith College has announced it will admit men pretending to be women to its school.  All a man has to do is say on his application that he "feels like" a woman, and he is eligible.  However, ...

  • May 5, 2015

    Mike Huckabee too liberal to run on his record

    Politico writes that Mike Huckabee's record as governor of Arkansas is simply too liberal for the Republican presidential primary electorate. Mike Huckabee had a pretty good record as governor. It’s too bad he can’t run on it. Be...

  • May 4, 2015

    Why events like the Mohammad Cartoon Contest are important

    By now you've heard about the two shooters who attacked the Prophet Mohammad cartoon contest in Garland, Texas.  They shot one guard and then were killed themselves. The raging debate is: is the contest an important demonstration of free ...

  • May 3, 2015

    Chris Christie delighted senior aide indicted for conspiracy

    You know, I've decided something. If Chris Christie is happy, then I'm happy. And Chris Christie says he's delighted that his former deputy chief of staff, was indicted for conspiring to close much of the George Washington Bridge for thre...

  • May 1, 2015

    Understanding Baltimore's problems in two revealing maps

    Regarding the unrest in Baltimore., everyone is focused on whether the police did or did not abuse one prisoner in its custody, and that is said to have sparked the riots that have ensued.  But we all know that Baltimore has bigger problems, whi...

  • April 30, 2015

    Should Hillary Clinton wear a body camera?

    Hillary Clinton has proposed that all police wear body cameras.  I have an even better idea.  I think Hillary Clinton should wear a body camera, one also wired for sound.  That way we can see when she takes money from foreign companies...

  • April 29, 2015

    Jeb Bush's newest idea: Statehood for Puerto Rico!

    I don't like Jeb Bush, and I would never vote for him, but I admire him a lot more than many other politicians. Bush consistently says what he means. If you vote for him you'll have no doubts about what you'll get. There's a websit...

  • April 28, 2015

    Harvard Business School attracts women by 'peeking'

    Harvard Business School is starting a new program to attract women with the very ironic and unintentionally suggestive name of Peek. It’s been more than 50 years since Harvard Business School started admitting women, yet the elite instit...

  • April 28, 2015

    Kazakh leader apologizes for 98% victory at the polls

    Kazakhstan's leader feels a little embarrassed winning re-election by such a wide margin: Kazakhstan’s long-serving President Nursultan Nazarbayev apologised on Monday for winning re-election with 97.7 per cent of the vote, saying it...

  • April 27, 2015

    State Department picks envoy to promote homosexuality

    The State Department has picked an envoy to promote homosexuality around the world. In February, veteran U.S. diplomat Randy Berry was named to the carefully titled position of America’s “special envoy for the human rights of LGBT pe...

  • April 26, 2015

    Limbaugh: Rubio can't help supporting amnesty because he's Hispanic

    Get this: Rush Limbaugh forgives Rubio's support for amnesty in part because...he's Hispanic.  Yes, Rush Limbaugh strongly implied that  Rubio's Hispanic nature compelled him to push amnesty! Here's what Rush said: N...

  • April 26, 2015

    Is the School Lunch Program really necessary?

    How can kids only be hungry on school days? I have a lot of trouble figuring out the school lunch program. The idea, I think, is to feed school children whose parents don't have enough money to buy them food, right? So the school lunch program...

  • April 25, 2015

    Cruz submits constitutional amendment to protect marriage

    Senator Ted Cruz has submitted legislation to create a constitutional amendment to allow states to determine what marriage is, and not federal judges. Days before the U.S. Supreme Court hears arguments on same-sex marriage, Senator Ted Cruz ha...

  • April 25, 2015

    Let's abolish the Highway Trust Fund

    I was reading an article describing how Democrats are moaning because they want to raise the gasoline tax to put more money into the Highway Trust Fund, and I thought, "I have a better idea: let's abolish the Highway Trust Fund entirely!...

  • April 24, 2015

    Cruz: By Confirming Lynch, Republicans violating Constitution

    Ted Cruz criticized his fellow Republicans for confirming Loretta Lynch, who has vowed to continue Obama's illegal and unconstitutional amnesty program: "I wanted to see a new Attorney General who would be faithful to law, but her answe...

  • April 24, 2015

    Pro-Amnesty Billionaires start to pick their candidates

    Republican billionaires who support amnesty for illegal aliens are starting to pick their candidates. Sheldon Adelson is supporting Marco Rubio, and it looks like the Koch brothers are supporting Scott Walker. First, Sheldon Adelson: Before I...

  • April 23, 2015

    Lapchick says Super Bowl ads show bias against women, minorities

    A new "study" claims that Super Bowl ads are biased against women and minorities.  The study was done by a man named Richard Lapchick, who apparently has not done a study to see whether his last name might also be offensive to women. ...

  • April 23, 2015

    Let's stop paying for space pork

    The Washington Post had an article, ostensibly to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Hubble Telescope.  It read like an article planted by a government bureaucrat to lay the groundwork to spend even more taxpayer dollars on the HT. The H...

  • April 22, 2015

    Great news! Law school applications down 50%!

    It is actually good to have germs in small amounts.  They help inoculate us from bigger sicknesses.  But having too many germs is actually bad for us. That philosophy applies equally well to lawyers.  Some lawyers are useful, even n...

  • April 22, 2015

    CA ballot initiative would keep boys out of girls' bathrooms

    A group called Privacy for All is trying to get enough signatures to create a ballot initiative in California that would prevent boys from going into girls' bathrooms and locker rooms, even if the boys wiggle when they walk and talk in high-pitch...

  • April 21, 2015

    Marco Rubio says DREAMer amnesty must continue before border secured

    Marco Rubio says we need to continue giving amnesty to so-called "DREAMers" even before our borders are secured. The chief spokesman for the presidential campaign of Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) said in an on-record interview with Breitbart...

  • April 21, 2015

    Welcome to rent control! 88,000 apply for 55 apartments

    Eighty-eight thousand people (so far) have applied for 55 low-rent apartments in a fancy new condominium building on Manhattan's Upper West Side.  The lucky few could get a two-bedroom apartment for less than $1,100 a month in the West 60s....

  • April 21, 2015

    Cruz supports armed soldiers on U.S. military bases

    Did you know our soldiers are not allowed to carry firearms on their own military bases?  What radical left-wing nut job politician put that in place?  Apparently, George H.W. Bush! His policies enabled Palestinian-American Nidal Hasan t...

  • April 21, 2015

    NY Times puzzled over 'disappearance' of 1.5 million black men

    Where's Waldo?  The New York Times plays this game on a large scale with a disingenuous article talking about the "disappearance" of 1.5 million black men. In New York, almost 120,000 black men between the ages of 25 and 54 ar...

  • April 19, 2015

    The EU antitrust lawsuit against Google is ridiculous

    The EU is investigating to see whether Google violated its antitrust laws by putting its own shopping listings unnaturally high in search results.  If found guilty, Google could be required to pay a fine the equivalent of more than six billion d...

  • April 16, 2015

    How to legally bribe Andrew Cuomo

    Have you ever wondered how to bribe New York governor Andrew Cuomo, and to do it legally, without incurring any consequences?  One way to do it is to ask the governor to write a book and to give him a tremendous advance.  Although I'm n...

  • April 15, 2015

    Should President Obama be listed as a state sponsor of terrorism?

    President Obama has removed Cuba as a state sponsor of terrorism, even though Cuba supports the terrorist FARC group in Columbia and has close ties with dictatorial leftist regimes like Venezuela.  But that started me thinking.  Since Presi...

  • April 15, 2015

    But do female chimpanzees earn only 71% as much as their male counterparts?

    In an effort to stoke animosity between the sexes, the liberal media look for two kinds of articles: (1) articles that purport to show women being discriminated against and (2) articles that show women as superior to men.  But even exerting all ...

  • April 14, 2015

    What does Hillary's Logo remind you of?

              1) The Red Army invading 2) Illegal aliens crossing the border 3) A hospital sign 4) The ship of state being torpedoed 5) A drug addict taking a heroin injection 6) Hillary thro...

  • April 12, 2015

    Foodstamps for able bodied childless adults down 80% in Maine following 6 hr/week work requirement

    Foodstamp enrollment by able bodied childless adults in Maine (which has a conservative Republican governor) is down 80% after imposing a very modest requirement that recipients work at least 6 hours a week in a volunteer program. Of course, the medi...

  • April 11, 2015

    Unflattering photos of Hillary reveal Liberal media plans

    Hillary Clinton is in the news because she's getting ready to announce that she's going to run for President. But the photos that the liberal media are using are curious, to say the least. Have a look at the left photo below. It...

  • April 9, 2015

    The chickification of film continues: <em>Logan's Run</em> to become Lilly's Run

    It has become increasingly common in TV and film remakes to take established male characters and recast them as female ones.  The main character in the remake of Battlestar Galactica became a woman; in the Ghostbusters remake, the men have all o...

  • April 8, 2015

    Liberal media struggles to find name for dismemberment abortions

    Governor Sam Brownback of Kansas signed a law banning dismemberment abortions.  The problem?  The liberal media can't figure out a way to report it.  The Associated Press writes: "Kansas governor signs nation's 1st ban on ...

  • April 8, 2015

    'Former' man dissatisfied in men's prison

    The NY Times had a front-page article about one of the pressing issues of the day: a drug addict and burglar who calls himself a woman and who is unhappy in men's prison. on the day she arrived at a Georgia prison intake center in 2012, the ...

  • April 7, 2015

    Further proof supporting amnesty won't help Republicans

    Jeb Bush, who has a Hispanic wife, Hispanic kids, and even once self-identified as Hispanic, is trailing Hillary Clinton among Hispanics by a three-to-one margin, according to an ABC News poll.  But Bush supports amnesty for illegal aliens, many...

  • April 7, 2015

    Jeb Bush got it right on affirmative action

    When anyone does something right, it deserves praise.  Ted Cruz singlehandedly led the fight against Obamacare, Scott Walker stood up against the unions, and Rand Paul probably doesn't vote the same as Mitch McConnell all the time.  But...

  • April 5, 2015

    Kansas attacked for stunning success in reducing welfare dependency

    Progress on the war on poverty is always measured by how much the government is spending. The more, the better, say liberals. But a more sensible way to think about it is that the fewer people on welfare, the more people who are supporting themselves...

  • April 4, 2015

    Ted Cruz surges to second place in polls

    Ted Cruz, starting at nearly nothing at the polls, has surged to second place, at 13%, just above Scott Walker, at 12%, and behind Jeb Bush, at 20%. A big part of the surge undoubtedly was caused by the press attention Cruz received when he announ...

  • April 4, 2015

    Rand Paul 'out of pocket'; won't comment on Iran deal or RFRA

    On the internet, "clickbait" is a reference to a web link that promises to impart a lot of information but actually has very little to offer.  Similarly, Rand Paul's candidacy seems to have a lot to offer, but when you look for spe...

  • April 3, 2015

    How Mike Pence's surrender will affect people of conscience in Indiana

    Can you imagine if a state legislature voted on a bill today that declared, "The legislature shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof"?  They would call it a bigoted,  ant...

  • April 3, 2015

    Kansas becomes safer with concealed carry law

    Kansas is about to become a much safer place to live and do business since Governor Sam Brownback signed a concealed carry law. The new law, which kicks in July 1, makes Kansas the sixth state to allow “constitutional carry.” It will...

  • April 3, 2015

    Gay man chosen as Boy Scout Leader

    Have you ever wondered why no men are Girl Scout leaders?  And why no women are Boy Scout leaders?  I think the answer is obvious: most men are attracted to women, and vice versa.  Having a man lead a bunch of teenage girls or a woman ...

  • March 31, 2015

    Scott Walker using taxpayer money for billionaires' stadium

    We need a president who is going to cut unnecessary spending.  In that light, it is a little discouraging that Scott Walker spent $220 million of taxpayer money to help finance a stadium. Calling his plan a "common-sense, fiscally cons...

  • March 31, 2015

    Heterophobia running wild over Indiana religious freedom bill

    Ignorant heterophobes are attacking Indiana over its religious freedom bill.  Apple's CEO, the gay Tim Cook, doesn't like the law.  The rating service Angie's List is so preoccupied with the bill that maybe they should call them...

  • March 31, 2015

    Rick Perry created university specifically for illegal aliens

    We all know how tough Rick Perry is on illegal aliens.  He sent a handful of national guard soldiers to the border with strict orders not to intercept any illegals.  And he says he supported a law giving taxpayer subsidized in-state tuition...

  • March 30, 2015

    Is 'squaw' an offensive word?

    The New York Times had a front-page article describing how American Indians (sorry, if I called them "Native Americans" I could be naming any of the 90% of Americans like me who were born here), want all towns with the word "Squaw...

  • March 30, 2015

    Mike Pence wimps out on Religious Freedom Act

    Mike Pence was on This Week with George Stephanopoulos.  Stephanopoulos, with a dreamy smile that made him look like he was still high on antipsychotic drugs, repeatedly asked Pence if the recently passed Religious Freedom Act would enable a bak...

  • March 29, 2015

    What would an Ayatollah Khamenei White House look like?

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei were somehow elected President of the United States? What would his policies be? I think he would probably do the following 1) Distance America from Israel. Khamenei would c...

  • March 28, 2015

    Could Mr. Sulu marry Mr. Chekov in Indiana?

    George Takei, who played Mr. Sulu on Star Trek and has a husband named Brad, says that people should boycott Indiana because of Indiana's religious freedom law. Supporters of the law say it will keep government entities from forcing business...

  • March 28, 2015

    The greed of super wealthy liberal colleges is astounding

    According to the Washington Post, New York University is charging $66,000 a year in tuition.  This includes room and board but is still a fantastically expensive figure.  Columbia University is charging $63,000 a year, and even less well-kn...

  • March 27, 2015

    Is Scott Walker done?

    I've taken a lot of heat for reporting on the many, many inconsistencies and "evolutions" in Scott Walker's positions, but I think Walker has finally broken an egg that can't be re-shelled.  He reportedly endorsed amnesty n...

  • March 27, 2015

    Supporters deserting Rand Paul for Ted Cruz

    Politico writes that Rand Paul is losing support among key followers. One of the most prominent defectors is Drew Ivers, chairman of Ron Paul’s 2012 Iowa campaign, who says he will not endorse Rand Paul for president. On Tuesday, three mem...

  • March 26, 2015

    Could Lindsey Graham beat Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary?

    South Carolina senator Lindsey Graham is seriously talking about running for president.  I think he could be a potent competitor to Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primary.  He has quite a progressive record: He voted for both of Presi...

  • March 25, 2015

    NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio bans juice and sitting in daycare

    New York City has discovered the perfect recipe for raising children, and has decreed that all children in child care follow it:   The city's Board of Health on Monday announced dramatically stricter rules for all licensed city day care...

  • March 25, 2015

    Jeb Bush disagrees with his foreign policy advisor's views on foreign policy

    From Politico: Jeb Bush distanced himself Tuesday from James Baker, who is advising him on foreign policy, after the former secretary of state directed criticism at Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. Baker, who has been a cl...

  • March 24, 2015

    An Obama EPA rule conservatives can support

    In general, I oppose nearly all environmental initiatives of the Obama administration and even those of the George W. Bush administration, which was hardly conservative in such matters, either.  Fuel economy standards made cars lighter and more ...

  • March 24, 2015

    Bobby Jindal pledged no new taxes, raised taxes, then denied doing it

    Governor Bobby Jindal of Lousiana, who pledged not to raise taxes, has raised taxes, aided by the radical Islam-loving Grover Norquist. Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal was caught in a jam. He had to plug a $1.6 billion projected deficit for next yea...

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