September 16, 2020

There is no such thing as a conspiracy — until there is one

On that bright late winter morning in 44 B.C., Gaius Julius Caesar (who looked a lot like Louis Calhern) probably didn't have an inkling that while he was finishing his latte and Pop-Tart that a group of concerned Roman citizens, including one he...

August 19, 2020

Advice for blue-state refugees

Despite the demonstrable fact that dying from COVID is about as likely as you getting a birthday card from a one-armed Himalayan banjo player you've never met, pinhead state governors, city mayors, and local officials all the way down to dogcatch...

April 28, 2020

Three Movies that Should Make You Feel Better

Long before the planet started running a temperature from a bad case of the flu, paradoxically resulting in submerged petty tyrants bubbling up from out of nowhere, film audiences were treated to the terrifying prospect of out-of-control bugs threate...