August 13, 2024

The Obama Effect

A coincidence is, “the occurrence of events that happen at the same time... but seem to have some connection.” That seems to be the case whenever Barack Obama is in close relationship with left-leaning world leaders or directly involved i...

August 8, 2024

Kamala Harris, the Rachel Dolezal of American Politics

After rapper Megan Thee Stallion’s slutty song lyrics entertained the pink pus*y hat brigade in attendance at a recent Kamala Harris rally, the only thing missing from race-faker Kamala Devi Harris’ pre-victory tour was a guest appearance...

August 5, 2024

In a Long Island suburb, the 'tolerant' left goes slashing the residents' Trump banners at 4:00 a.m.

My husband and I live in a Long Island suburb.  As we near Election Day, Trump 2024 flags are appearing on our block.  Last week, the flag on a house directly across the street, as well as a flag hanging on the home of a recent widow wer...

July 13, 2024

Obama’s Idea of ‘Democracy’

Ever since he dazzled the world with speechifying on behalf of the common man at the 2004 Democrat convention, Barack Obama has been pushing his own brand of “democracy.” Here we are, in 2024, and Joe Biden is parroting the Obama “d...

July 6, 2024

The Late-Term Abortion of Joe Biden

Abortion advocates often forget that when one life loses value, all life loses value, including their own.  A nightmare scenario for any abortion enthusiast would be to one day find himself a victim of the murderous ideology he support...

July 3, 2024

The Dawn of American Femicide

As the Obama/Biden illegal horde continues to stream across the U.S. border unhindered, with it come millions of Latin American men from cultures notorious for what some Americans define as “toxic masculinity,” which in Latin culture is k...

April 11, 2024

The Brainwashing of America

America was once a nation of free-thinking individualists priding themselves on the constitutional idea that God ordained and endowed each person as an end unto himself with rights to think, act, believe, and behave according to personal thoughts, co...

April 6, 2024

Did Barack turn Biden against Israel?

Former president Barack Obama has never kept it secret as to whom he sides with in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.  Obama’s palpable dislike for Israeli prime minister Bibi Netanyahu is also widely recognized.  That’...

March 28, 2024

Obama ‘jumps in’

In an article entitled “Obama jumps in to help Biden defeat Trump again,” CNN national affairs correspondent, Jeff Zeleny, and his equally impressionable cohort, CNN White House correspondent MJ Lee, wrote that sources told them that ...

March 9, 2024

Did Biden crib from Obama at his State of the Union address?

Did Joe Biden lift a page from the playbook of Barack Obama at his State of the Union address the other night? Breaching political protocol back in 2010, then-President Obama exploited the opportunity at the yearly event to ambush Suprem...

March 4, 2024

Election year ‘dignity’ for illegals

The newest Biden mindbender -- out of supposed concern for “humanity and dignity” -- involves guidelines that are expected to sharply limit arrests and deportations carried out by Immigration and Customs Enforcement. In other words, ...

February 26, 2024

Obama’s Fourth Term

When Donald J. Trump was elected the 45th president of the United States, two individuals, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, were subject to massive electoral humiliation. While Hillary still hasn’t recovered, the haughtiest of the two, Barack ...

August 27, 2023

Barack Obama the Vindictive Enforcer

The definition of "vindictive" is to have or show a "strong or unreasoning desire for revenge."  As an observer of the ongoing humiliation and persecution currently directed toward Donald J. Trump and anyone who sup...

December 22, 2022

Michelle Admits She 'Couldn't Stand' Barry

While promoting her self-help book The Light We Carry: Overcoming in Uncertain Times, during a "cross-generational" conversation in Atlanta, Michelle Obama shared deep thoughts with a panel moderated by American radio personality, rapper, s...

December 15, 2022

Canadian study suggests COVID-unvaccinated cause more traffic accidents

While we wait for an official inquiry into the possible correlation between the COVID vaccine and sudden death syndrome, a more pressing COVID-related probe was recently taken on by a group of Canadians whose research linked vaccine hesitancy with a ...

December 14, 2022

The Obamas Despise Free Speech, and Show It

When warning Americans that freedom is in danger if political views that do not agree with theirs are not silenced, both Barack and Michelle Obama love to throw around the term "democracy."  The Obama belief that opposing free spe...

November 20, 2022

Braids, bias, and a Black first lady

On the first stop of a 13-night nationwide tour to promote her new book, “The Light We Carry: Overcoming in Uncertain Times,” “Michelle Obama, disguised as an angel of light,” chatted with host Ellen DeGeneres.  Held...

November 19, 2022

Michelle Shines the ‘The Light She Carries’

Six years out of office, and the Obamas still esteem themselves oracles of racial justice and authorities of truth concerning America’s flaws. As witnessed at the recent unveiling of the Obamas' official White House portraits, in a pho...

May 27, 2022

Guess where Biden got his Uvalde speech material from

Hours after the shooting in the Texas border town of Uvalde, Obama's front man, Blundering Biden, bungled his way up to the White House podium accompanied by full-time Visiting Angel Dr. Jill Biden.  Joe eulogized the 21 victims as "bea...

May 11, 2022

Alec 'Baldwinito' and the hypocrisy of the left

The unabashed hypocrisy of the progressive left was on full display when the rapidly aging dad of soon-to-be eight children, seven of whom are under the age of nine, Alec Baldwin, and his aspiring "Septomom," full-time culturally appro...

May 6, 2022

Obama and Michelle Call to Arms Over Roe v. Wade

On April 21, 2022, Barack Obama spoke at a cyber symposium hosted by Stanford University. During that address, the former president attempted to redefine the meaning of free speech. Obama argued that in order to safeguard America from opinions he con...

May 4, 2022

Hillary Clinton's blood-red Met Gala dress turns heads

For the last twenty years, the last thing on Hillary Clinton's mind was making a fashion statement.  Instead, in the years following her last appearance at the Met Gala, Hillary spent most of her time plotting world domination; arr...

May 3, 2022

Obama’s Fundamental Manipulation of Free Speech

Setting the stage for the DHS announcement of the Biden Administration’s Disinformation Governance Board recently, at a Stanford University Cyber Policy Center symposium entitled, “Challenges to Democracy in the Digital Information R...

March 25, 2022

Biology for me but not for thee

In August of 2018, Steven Andrew Jacobs, then a doctoral candidate at the University of Chicago — Department of Comparative Human Development, wrote a 22-page working paper, "Biologists' Consensus on 'When Life Begins.'"...

August 9, 2021

Obama party planning

As word got out that 700 COVID super-shedders were adjusting party hats in preparation for the "44-at-60" ass-kissing-fest on Martha's Vineyard, to quiet critics, Obama announced he was "scaling back" the Obamapalooza to inclu...

August 4, 2021

The most hypocritical birthday party ever?

Update: The New York Times reports: “Due to the new spread of the Delta variant over the past week, the President and Mrs. Obama have decided to significantly scale back the event to include only family and close friends,” Hannah ...

February 4, 2021

Does AOC need a psychological 911?

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) spends most of her time in Congress making accusations without support; manipulating the ignorant; exploiting hysteria to control the uninformed; and proving to the world that, much like a certain someone who sw...

January 25, 2021

Was Trump Laid Low Just to Satisfy Barack Obama's Ego?

After studying the Kenyan Imposter for 14 years, it's evident that the former president was, and is, a thin-skinned, vindictive, narcissistic, self-obsessed child.  Condescending Barack Obama has proven that accolades are his life...

December 1, 2020

The Flat-Earthers of Politics

In an 1877 essay entitled "The Ethics of Belief," British philosopher and mathematician William Kingdon Clifford argued that society has a "moral obligation" to believe only in what is supported by sufficient evidence. Clifford wr...

November 27, 2020

Joe 'palm-tificates' on Thanksgiving

Directly from the Office of the President-Elect, this Thanksgiving, Joe Biden, the Catholic who advocates for late-term abortion, shared Thanksgiving insights as well as Holy Scripture with a nation that recognizes insincerity when it hears it. Jo...

November 23, 2020

Andy’s Emmy and Other Misguided Awards

It was October 2009 when the Norwegian Nobel Committee decided to award its Peace Prize to newly coronated U.S. president, Barack Obama.  At the time, Obama’s only accomplishment was showing up for the job sporting more melanin than a...

November 21, 2020

Thinking about that flailing Fox News betrayal

As the world watches an attempt to impose an alternate reality on the American electorate, there are those in the mainstream media who, in response to corporate pressure and left-leaning proclivity, have now resorted to prematurely referring to mumbl...

January 7, 2020

Actress Michelle Williams and the blood-stained red carpet

Talk about a symbolic reckoning, a few hours before the gas-guzzling limos pulled up, ferrying the environmentally "woke" to the 2014 Golden Globes, the bowels beneath Beverly Hills vomited up sewage onto the carpet where those who def...

March 17, 2019

Is Chelsea Clinton Islamophobic now?

In early February, the only child of the "indefatigable" former secretary of state, Hillary Clinton, did the unthinkable when she condemned Ilhan Omar (D-Minn.) over the congresswoman's anti-Semitic remarks.  In response to Om...

January 26, 2019

Andrew Cuomo: Friend of animals, crusher of babies' skulls

In the early part of 2018, Governor Andrew Cuomo announced that nearly $5 million in funding to the New York State Companion Animal Capital Fund would invest in "critical improvements projects at New York shelters."  Cuomo's a...

January 24, 2019

The Left's War against White Males

Just as community organizer Saul Alinsky, in his textbook for Marxist street thugs, Rules for Radicals, advised his minions, constant drumbeats have the potential to wear down resolve and win social and cultural wars.  For years now, t...

January 17, 2019

Next Gillette Should Target 'Toxic Femininity'

Recently, Gillette, the company whose razors have shaved the faces of many a male, as well as the legs of many of a male identifying as a female, officially crossed over to the lassies' side by launching a marketing ploy that portrays men as sali...

January 14, 2019

Illegal immigration and socialist strategy

With the sudden rise of democratic socialist politicians like Bill de Blasio, who recently said, "Wealth is in the wrong hands," and hyperactive teen queen Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who vows to eradicate poverty by punishing the wealth...

January 11, 2019

Candy lessons and the border crisis

According to an article in the New York Post, in his recent government shutdown meeting with congressional leaders, President Trump plied the likes of sourpuss House speaker Nancy Pelosi and pickle-faced Senate minority leader Chuck Schumer with swee...

January 6, 2019

Foul-Mouthed Rashida and the Duplicitous Democrats

As a rule, the standard Democrats have set for Republicans is entirely different from the standard they have set for themselves.  Democrats were always at the ready to defer to and defend Barack Obama from criticism by dangling the dreaded ...

January 1, 2019

East and Left Coast racial lunacy

Just after Christmas, an unnerving character headed to Grand Central Station molested a four-year-old girl on a subway en route from the stomping ground of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, AKA "Alex from the Bronx."  The New York Post...

December 30, 2018

Imprudent Altruism and Illegal Immigration

Listening to the sanctimonious left deify caravans of migrants for being poor reminds me of a time when -- to reach out and be Christ-like -- my husband Jerry and I placed our family at risk. It happened in the mid-eighties at the end of the 1970...

December 27, 2018

Scripture Scholar Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, SJW

To advance policy, and to ensure the future of the Democrat Party, liberals love to don the religiosity cap and quote Scripture.  Barack Obama was famous for it, although, to protect the easily offended sensibilities of non-Christians, befo...

December 21, 2018

Michelle Obama's horrifying $4,000 Balenciaga boots

Recently, former first lady Michelle Obama closed out her money-grabbing "Becoming" a gazillionaire book tour of America at the Barclay Center in Fort Green, Brooklyn, where Michelle's welcome was on a level comparable to Beyoncé...

September 15, 2018

Michelle's 'Becoming' a Gazillionaire Book Tour

For those who forgot – or would like to forget – despite waking up every morning for eight years "in a house built by slaves," America's former first lady, Michelle Obama, indulged in 100 million dollars' worth of vacati...

September 4, 2018

Franklin, McCain, Tibbetts: Liberals exploit death to advance an agenda

After being subjected to stage-managed funerals coordinated solely by Donald Trump's political enemies, it's evident that in some circles, having a corpse double as soapbox far outweighs the value of memorializing the dead. Whether it'...

September 2, 2018

Is bashing Trump the fraternity's new secret handshake?

Thanks to John McCain's exhaustive premortem arrangements, the recently deceased senator, former POW, Obamacare-supporter, and committed Trump-hater was able to orchestrate for himself quite a unique send-off.  Immediately following the...

September 1, 2018

Hallelujah hoopla and Aretha's homegoing

Recently, the Queen of Soul went home to be with Jesus.  Aretha Franklin was a woman of faith and for that alone deserves Al Sharpton's "R-E-S-P-I-C-T."  Nonetheless, Aretha's departure from Earth encouraged a se...

August 26, 2018

Was Mollie Tibbetts the Victim of Mexican Machismo?

Recently, a liberal-leaning American girl named Mollie Tibbetts, totally unaware that the norm that dictates male sexual behavior in Latin and Central American was about to cost her life, went out for an evening run. Little did Mollie kn...

August 23, 2018

Future Congresswoman Chelsea's Scottish Book Festival

In the country of President Donald Trump's mother Mary MacLeod's birth, fresh off an appearance at The Rise Up for Roe Tour, on August 19, Chelsea Clinton was a guest speaker at the Edinburgh International Book Festiv...

August 19, 2018

The Do-Gooders Who Got a Hard Lesson in the Existence of Evil

In 2001, believing he was Superman and could fly, a third-grade boy named Julian Roman attempted to jump rooftops in the Bronx.  Julian died after slipping and smashing into an air conditioner protruding from an apartment window below....

July 16, 2018

Trump, Churchill’s Chair, and Barack Obama

Recently, on Donald Trump’s “working visit” to the UK, environmentalist royal princes Charles and William refused to meet the President. Based on their boorish behavior, the population control liberals may be emulating Barack Obama,...

July 14, 2018

McDonald's, tossed salad, and toilet paper

Americans are encouraged to embrace diversity and be culturally sensitive to those who have flouted our laws and invaded our nation.  Meanwhile, illegal aliens arriving in America have no such requirement.  Instead, trespassing tr...

July 5, 2018

Ocasio-Cortez pockets the tip cup?

New York's 14th District's congressional nominee, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, is currently the darling of the Democratic Party.  Running as a Democratic Socialist, the 28-year-old Latina managed to defeat ten-term Democrat incumb...

July 3, 2018

Is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a racist?

In New York's 14th Congressional District, progressive Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez won the Democrat primary by defeating ten-term Democrat incumbent Joseph Crowley.  The twenty-eight-year-old "girl from the Bronx" ...

July 2, 2018

The Death of ICE Agent Jaime Zapata

Actress Cynthia “Sex in the City” Nixon, who is running for governor in the state of New York and New York senator Kirsten ‘Hottest Member’ of the Senate Gillibrand have joined forces to abolish the U.S. Immigration and Custom...

June 28, 2018

Silent Obama sends a message

Whether on the world stage, at paid speaking engagements, or on social media, former president Barack Obama always finds a way to finesse his way into the limelight to express his support of things like open borders, women's rights, and anti-gun ...

June 24, 2018

Red Hen bigotry, or 'moral conviction'?

This nation is now at a place where those who have no “moral conviction” about the things that matter view unbridled bigotry directed at conservatives as “moral conviction.” Case in point, recently, a pink pussy hat-wearing re...

June 21, 2018

Obama uses ‘World Refugee Day’ to pipe up on border apprehensions

On World Refugee Day (whatever that is), Barack Obama had an excuse to crawl out of his underground bunker to take stock of the kind of uproar he thrives upon. In a Facebook post, Obama, who views policies established by Trump as personal rejection, ...

May 30, 2018

Haven't the Obamas Made Enough Money?

For a guy who said, “at some point, you’ve made enough money,” and a gal who said, “someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more" the Obamas sure rake in plenty of dough. ...

May 29, 2018

Barack Obama's 'World as It Should Be'

The former president, Barack Obama's presence on the world stage has coincided with chaos springing up everywhere globalists seek to make an impact. Obama's stance is not surprising especially because the community organizer hasn't kept s...

May 18, 2018

Pro-choice Pelosi touts 'spark of divinity' within MS-13

Someone must have let Nancy Pelosi out on a weekend pass, because the woman is losing it.  At her press conference this week, the House minority leader mumbled, zoned out, and chuckled inappropriately.  The only thing missing from...

May 13, 2018

Consensual diaper changing

When not commenting on politically correct diaper protocol, Australian sexuality educator, speaker, and author, Deanne Carson teaches kids about body safety and how to express sexual consent.  Recently, Deanne appeared on government-owned The Au...

May 7, 2018

Michelle Obama, Oracle for the ‘United State of Women’

It’s hard to believe that 6,000 oppressed women could break free of their race and gender-imposed manacles to attend another women’s summit, but somehow they did.  The latest Obama-initiated conference was held in Los Angeles on May ...

May 3, 2018

Michelle Obama: America's 'forever first lady'

Former first lady Michelle Obama surfaced at a Reach Higher 2018 College Signing Day event at Temple University in the City of Brotherly Love, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.  Speaking on behalf of her Better Make Room initiative, Michelle was gu...

April 21, 2018

'Predictable' Obama Praises the Parkland Five

Former president Barack Obama is a man who exhibits selective outrage based upon how a tragedy can benefit advancing the utopian vision.  If an event includes changing "the world as it is" into the world Obama thinks it "shou...

April 9, 2018

Liberals celebrate a deadly fire on Twitter

A word to the wise: If one wants sympathy from a liberal, try to die in a shooting committed by a white male with an AR-15, not in a residential fire in a high-rise owned by a conservative president who supports the NRA. Recently, a mental health ...

April 8, 2018

Behold the Lowlights of Michelle Obama's Trump-Bashing Tour

Judging from their vocal criticism of President Trump, it's clear that neither Mr. nor Mrs. Obama shares G.W. Bush's viewpoint that it's terrible for the country and the presidency to undermine a current president. Barack does it by pr...

March 28, 2018

Oh, goody: A 'million young Barack or Michelle Obamas'

One of the fundamental tenets of Christianity is that as disciples of Jesus Christ, believers are called "to put off our old selves ... and to put on the new self, created after the likeness of God" (Ephesians 4:22).  In the secular wo...

March 26, 2018

Marching forward with Barack Obama

Frothing at the mouth in anticipatory glee over the prospect of a horde of high school students delivering a deathblow to a "deeply flawed" Constitution, once again, Barack Obama aired his feelings on Twitter. Just last month, in a tweet...

March 17, 2018

Oh, No! 'What Happened' to Hillary's Wrist?

Recently, while visiting India's ancient city of Mandu, in Madhya Pradesh, accident-prone tourist Hillary Clinton lost her footing and skidded down the stairs of 13th-century Jahaz Mahal.  It happened as Mrs. Clinton and an escort desce...

March 13, 2018

Hillary and 'What Happened' in India

Fourteen months into her "What Happened" tour, Hillary, with Huma in tow, decided to fly a private jet to India.  Part tourist, part guest speaker, while visiting Jahaz Mahal in Dhar's Mandu, Hillary slipped and fell...

March 5, 2018

Two-Year-Old Parker and Michelle Obama's Portrait

Didn’t a significant figure in Black history instruct Americans to judge each other on the “content of their  character, not the color of our skin?” Shouldn’t character, rather than skin color, be the primary focus for ev...

March 3, 2018

Michelle and Becoming Obamajugend

Giving new meaning to the title of her "highly anticipated" memoir, recently, Michelle Obama provided insight into what Becoming may actually mean. At a Klick Health's Muse happening in New York City, moderated by CEO Leerom Segal, m...

February 27, 2018

Becoming Michelle Obama

In time for Thanksgiving 2018, Michelle Obama's memoir is due for release.  The book, which should be entitled Enjoying a Bigger Piece of Your Pie, will instead be titled Becoming. According to the former FLOTUS, the ...

February 23, 2018

Obama's solution to school shootings: More Alinsky!

Barack Obama has invested too many years and come too close to seeing the "world as it is" change into "the world as it should be" to give up now.  Just because the former president no longer rests his feet on the Resolu...

February 17, 2018

Is Joy Behar sure that hearing God's voice means you're crazy?

It's beginning to be glaringly apparent that those on the left cannot recognize the absurd double standard that exists in almost everything they say.  On one day, a specific kind of logic applies to one scenario.  Then, the ne...

February 11, 2018

Barack the Brick-Thrower

The same Saul Alinsky-style community organizing methods that served Barack Obama well on the Southside of Chicago became indispensable tools in his quest to "fundamentally transform" the whole world from "what it is" into "t...

February 2, 2018

Michelle Obama is Back on the Job

Surely Barack Obama recognizes how distressing it is for liberals to have to deal with a commander-in-chief who, instead of saying "I" 96 times in a 72-minute speech, in an 80-minute speech, chooses instead to say "We" 129 times. ...

January 29, 2018

To Protect Illegals from Deportation, Denver Decriminalizes Pooping on the Pavement

Although a bit uncivilized, it stands to reason that Denver, the first US city to legalize social marijuana, felt it was imperative to decriminalize the non-violent act of urinating or pooping on the pavement.  After all, studies show that occas...

November 7, 2017

A liberal gun paradox

Another bloody massacre, and the very people who just last week criticized Trump for "politicizing" a tragedy, this week, on behalf of gun control, are politicizing a church shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas. The problem for liberals...

July 9, 2017

Bill de Blasio Prefers Rebellion to Valor

Warren Wilhelm, aka Bill de Blasio, mayor of New York City, apparently identifies more with anti-Trump/anti-capitalistic protestors than he does those who heroically die preserving the peace. To prove his true affections lie with those who embrace...

June 24, 2017

Is Johnny Depp a rich and famous James T. Hodgkinson?

Recently, an unstable 66-year-old partisan Democrat from Illinois named James T. Hodgkinson attempted to defend liberalism by committing mass murder.  Carrying a 9 mm handgun, a 7.62-caliber rifle, and a vendetta against Republicans, Hodgkinson ...

June 24, 2017

'Death Party' Dems: Barack and Hillary

Fresh off of the first leg of his worldwide Trump Refutation Tour, ex-president Barack Obama took to Twitter to try to outdo President Trump's social media influence and to lecture the nation that accepting Obamacare is tantamount to possessing u...

June 18, 2017

Is Megyn the Man-Eater Receiving Her Just Reward?

Like a Black Widow spider, infotainment sensation Megyn Kelly has advanced both her personal and career life sniffing out testosterone and then feeding off male prey. Prior to her meteoric rise to fame, Megyn was married to an anesthesiologist nam...

June 11, 2017

Bernie Sanders disagrees with Jesus

In the Gospel of John, Chapter 3, verse 18, Jesus tells the Pharisee Nicodemus, "Whoever believes in [the Son] is not condemned, but whoever does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only Son of God....

June 3, 2017

Kathy Griffin blames the victim

Liberal comedienne Kathy Griffin abhors Donald Trump.  To make that point, the D-list provocateur decided to rabble-rouse a bit by hiring an edgy photojournalist to take pictures of her holding a likeness of the commander-in-chief's severed ...

May 27, 2017

Brandenburg Barack Reprimands Donald Trump

Time and experience have taught Americans that we either agree with the Barack Obama or become the object of his wrath.  The former president is so physically uncomfortable with disapproval that he becomes myopically fixated and seems obsessed w...

May 21, 2017

Barack the BS Master Brags about Humility

Forgetting that it's less than six months since the reign of illusion and delusion ended, the cover of the May 29, 2017 edition of People magazine recently featured a nostalgic story entitled "The Obamas: Their Lives Now." The captio...

May 14, 2017

Former 'lunch czar' FLOTUS slams Trump

Speaking on behalf of herself and her husband, Michelle Obama recently reassured a crowd of fawning conference attendees that "we're not gone.  We're just breathing."  That they are!  They're not gone, and what th...

May 5, 2017

Liberals should 'own every preventable death'

Once again, Democratic National Committee chairman Tom Perez's inconsistent statements confound both reason and sanity.  Take for instance the topic of giving shelter to illegal aliens.  Perez strongly believes in sanctuary ci...

April 30, 2017

A Cocktail ‘Coup’ in the East Village

Located in the Manhattan’s East Village, the anti-Trump resistance now has a chic “protest-themed” place to seek adult libation.  A small, intimate venue done up in brown and blue, Coup is an up-to-the-minute watering hole owne...

April 23, 2017

Foxy News fires O'Reilly

No one would deny that in advertising, sex sells.  If that weren't the case, then attractive women wouldn't be promoting things like cat food and sparkling water.  Over at the Fox cable news network, conservative news is the profit-...

April 17, 2017

Preventing ‘Back Alley’ Suicides in San Francisco

Once again, the confused logic of liberals is almost impossible to comprehend.  Take, for instance, the multi-million dollar steel suicide barrier about to be constructed in San Francisco.  After 1,600 people, tragically died since 1937 by ...

December 23, 2016

Ivanka and the JetBlues

For Christmas, soon to be first daughter Ivanka Trump, her cousins, husband Jared, and the couple's three small children, Arabella, Joseph, and Theodore, booked a low-key commercial JetBlue flight to San Francisco. Brooklyn Labor Relations and...

December 22, 2016

‘Rapey’ Christmas songs and decapitated roofers

This Christmas, there are feminists torturously misinterpreting iconic holiday songs in an effort to suggest that the threat of pneumonia, meddlesome maiden aunts, and the promise of another cigarette is all that is required to convince a female to s...

November 21, 2016

‘Hamilton’ Attempts to Lure Pence into a Duel

Recently, “Love Trumps Hate” bullies, afflicted with a perverted sense of self-righteousness participated in a weighted battle by luring in, and then ambushing, Mike Pence.  It happened when the unsuspecting Vice President-elect deci...

November 7, 2016

Hillary’s excruciating onstage ballet with Katy Perry

A week ago, in an effort to inspire Latino voters, women’s advocate Hillary Clinton stood by as J-Lo exposed her ample booty to a Miami crowd.  A few nights later in Cleveland, to encourage black hip-hop voters, Hillary stood by again as B...

October 31, 2016

Doug Schoen puts his support for Hillary on hold

The evening the FBI reopened its criminal investigation into Hillary’s email server, Democrat political analyst, pollster, author, and Fox News commentator Doug Schoen, together with Justice host Judge Jeanine Pirro and Jay Sekulow, chief ...

October 28, 2016

'Abuela' Clinton panders for Latino votes

In an attempt to win votes, Abuela Hillary shamelessly panders to Latinos.  Since deciding to run for president, Hillary has played dominoes in Spanish Harlem, danced the merengue in Washington Heights, and told the Congressional Hispanic Caucus...

September 29, 2016

Hillary’s beauty pageant hypocrisy

One of the most amazing examples of hypocrisy from the first presidential debate involved Hillary’s controversial guest list. It happened at the end of the debate, when moderator Lester Holt pressed Trump about his alleged comment that Hilla...

September 25, 2016

Socialism, Babies in Cardboard Boxes, and the Right to Life

Lately, a shocking percentage of American voters are eager to have a government that fails at everything from healthcare to illegal immigration put in charge of controlling more stuff. Meanwhile, 2,800 miles away in Venezuela, the consequences of...

September 22, 2016

Did Anthony Weiner homeschool a 15-year-old?

Last month, while his wife was at work, and his 4-year-old son Jordan Zain slept beside him, Anthony Weiner, aka Carlos Danger, spent the evening sexting a picture of his engorged manhood to a shapely Trump supporter.  Weiner got sloppy and got ...

July 31, 2016

Is Putin Poking Hillary?

By accusing Vladimir Putin of (believe it or not) rigging Russia's 2012 election, then-secretary of state Hillary Clinton gave new meaning to the theory of psychological projection. The potential problem for Hillary is that Putin is not as na...

July 3, 2016

Michelle Obama Lectures the World on Girl Power

First lady Michelle Obama has wrapped up her six-day “Let Girls Learn” tour of Liberia, Morocco and Spain.  Together with her mother Marian and two daughters Sasha and Malia, the FLOTUS, under the guise of promoting access to educati...

July 1, 2016

Vacation Glutton Michelle’s June Jaunt

Over the last 8 years, Michelle Obama has evolved into an exemplary world traveler.  Compliments of the struggling U.S. taxpayer, the FLOTUS consistently indulges in at least five or six multi-million dollar vacations per year. In March, if t...

June 11, 2016

The DNC wall to guard Hillary’s Armani jacket collection

Before the first-historic-female-to-run-for-president-while-under-federal-investigation was against border security, Hillary Clinton was for it.  In 2006, the former first lady even called for “physical barriers ... secure borders ......

May 17, 2016

An honorary degree recipient stupefies Rutgers

Barack Obama recently accepted an invitation to be the keynote speaker at Rutgers University’s commencement.  After gracing the podium with the usual perfunctory niceties, rather than exhibit sensitivity toward Muslim graduates, Barack Hus...

May 16, 2016

Update on Baby Jose and the state of Venezuela

Three weeks ago my friend Jacqueline O, a retired government surgeon in Venezuela, mentioned that a child of a friend’s relative needed a procedure on his heart because he was born with one ventricle. The baby’s name is Jose Manuel Vil...

May 15, 2016

Caitlyn Jenner Reportedly Sabotages Obama’s Bathroom Agenda

Sixty-six-year-old Caitlyn Jenner, or “Cait,” as his or her friends like to call him or her, singlehandedly brought sexual identification awareness to the forefront of American culture.  Now Kardashian family biographer, Ian Halperin...

May 2, 2016

Socialism’s ‘free medical care’ in Venezuela is about to kill baby Jose

For eight years I have corresponded with a woman from Venezuela.  Her name is Jacqueline Ogilvie and she is a retired surgeon in that God-forsaken hellhole. Although I’ve offered to send Jacqueline care packages, coffee, sugar, oil all ...

April 25, 2016

Michelle’s Historically Black Attempt to Malign Mississippi

Last year, the first lady, Michelle Obama, gave a commencement speech at Alabama’s Tuskegee University that sounded more like she was paying homage to black activist W.E.B. DuBois than the school’s founder Booker T.  Washington who, ...

April 18, 2016

Barry the Cable Guy

Barack Obama exhibits a pattern of behavior Americans should recognize by now. Whenever this president starts talking about “loosening the grip” of corporations, increasing competition, and opening markets to ensure lower prices it...

April 11, 2016

Progressives Muscle into the Restroom

There’s no denying that the left is on a political mission to tap into the grievances of a small percentage of the population where, by levying pain on mainstream America, liberals can cultivate a lopsided form of equity.  Case in point...

April 8, 2016

Straphanger Hillary sinks to new lows

Hillary Clinton is the woman who, in her quest for planetary supremacy, once dredged up an old Yankee baseball cap, stuffed it into a carpetbag, and moved to New York.  Now, in an effort to exploit that blue state once again, Hillary took suckin...

April 5, 2016

Hillary Clinton’s Abortion Quagmire

It’s hard to believe but ‘for the first time in her adult life,’ when Hillary Clinton referred to a preborn human being as an “unborn person” or “child,” the woman who’s made prevarication a lifestyle c...

April 3, 2016

Hillary’s Haircut Inequity

The Clintons claim that in 2001 when they left the White House in a moving van stuffed to the rafters with $190K worth of stolen items, they were poverty stricken. Then, between 2001 and 2012, on speaking fees alone, the destitute couple managed to s...

March 30, 2016

How Obama Terrorizes the Terrorists

For Easter break, Obama and his family visited South America.  Meanwhile, ISIS celebrated Good Friday by torturing, whipping, and maybe even crucifying a 56-year-old Indian Salesian priest named Father Tom Uzhunnalil.  Father Tom was kid...

March 26, 2016

Michelle Teaches Argentinian Girls about Catcalls and Chauvinism

Although no one has stopped American girls from learning, the U.S. government banner Michelle Obama travels the world carrying reads: “Let Girls Learn.” In fact, observant American girls like myself have studied how the FLOTUS cleverly...

March 24, 2016

Obama’s last tango in Buenos Aires

Remember when President Obama refused to lay down his golf clubs because he thought it would send a message of weakness to terrorists?  Well, in response to another terrorist attack, the president again showed "ISIL" who's in ch...

March 23, 2016

Michelle's $4K casual Cuban cocktail dress

I'm the type of person that tries to make people feel comfortable.  In order to accomplish that goal, I consider the company I keep and adjust accordingly.  For instance, if I'm with overweight people, I don't discuss my diet an...

March 21, 2016

Behind the anti-Trump Disruptors, the Fine Hands of Alinsky and Obama

Recently, when disrupters showed up at a Trump rally in Chicago, the first thing that came to mind was that America’s most notorious community organizer could be the wizard behind the curtain orchestrating what was being sold as an organic occu...

March 16, 2016

Are Liberals Liable for Americans Dying?

Recently, Bernie Sanders blamed Donald Trump for his #FeelTheBern/"Free College but no Free Speech" crew acting up at Trump rallies.  That sort of lack of accountability is par for the course, because liberals, who never take the time ...

March 13, 2016

Barack Goes Ballistic

In whatever form it takes, authoritarianism is often identified by the unrelenting desire on the part of a leader to eliminate his or her adversaries.  And while Iran and Obama purport to have two very different worldviews, both are religious in...

March 6, 2016

Madonna, the diva of debauchery: Reaping what she's sown

Anyone who does not believe in the Biblical principle of "sowing and reaping" – which is known as 'karma' in certain circles – should have a chat with aging 1980s pop icon Madonna. It seems the Diva of Debauchery is r...

March 1, 2016

‘Handsy’ Joe Biden on non-consensual sexual contact

Unfortunately, at this year’s 88th Academy Awards show, Bill Clinton was unavailable to make a public service appearance on behalf of problems associated with non-consensual sex. Instead, Vice President Joe Biden took time off from groping w...

February 27, 2016

Obama embraces illegals with STDs

Sadly, the latest segment in Barack Obama’s national makeover includes granting access to the U.S. to immigrants with venereal diseases.  Unlike the process on New York’s Ellis Island, where early 20th-century immigrants afflicted wi...

February 4, 2016

Obama, in radical mosque, calls for other religions to be tolerant

As the body count at the hand of Islamic extremists continues to rise in America, shouldn't the president be trying to come up with a way to defend Judeo-Christian types, who cling to guns and the Bible, from Islamic jihadi types who cling to mac...

January 30, 2016

Susan Sarandon’s minimum wage example

Sixty-nine-year-old part-time actress, full-time liberal activist, and all around rich Hollywood bigmouth (she’s worth $50 million) Susan Sarandon nearly broke out crying as she introduced a man who demonizes affluent people like herself. In...

January 22, 2016

CDC: Blame the Zika Virus on vacation, not invasion

In an effort to cut down on burritos contaminated with fecal matter, here in America, Chipotle Grill is working hard to teach undocumented workers, guilty of third-world bathroom habits, how to wash up before handling the refried beans.  Less...

January 21, 2016

Was El Chapo among the beneficiaries of Obama's Fast & Furious?

Earlier this month, after eluding police since last summer, in Los Mochis, Mexico, drug lord Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán was finally apprehended.  During a raid of the hideout where the world's most notorious drug lord ...

January 12, 2016

Obama's 'Empty Chair'

At the 2012 Republican Convention, Hollywood icon Clint Eastwood addressed Barack Obama by speaking to an empty chair. The left was peeved, and the Obama campaign was greatly offended. Four years later, for the 2016 State of the Union address, Oba...

January 6, 2016

Obama Spies on His Enemies in Congress

Remember when Obama, the guy with big plans to resettle America's neighborhoods, clashed with Bibi Netanyahu for refusing to abandon construction and resettlement plans in East Jerusalem? The president was so incensed that Netanyahu hesitated to ...

January 2, 2016

9-Year-Old and Hillary Deliberate the Gender Pay Equity Dilemma

It was just two days after Hillary Clinton dressed up in a circus tent for an unrehearsed family walk on the streets of Manhattan that she showed up in New Hampshire to stage-manage another event.  This time, it was at a town hall meeting. ...

December 30, 2015

Hillary the 'Organ Grinder' Grinds Up the Big Apple

After the Washington Post published a political cartoon featuring Ted Cruz and his daughters Caroline, 7, and Catherine, 4, Hillary, the organ grinder, took her "dancing monkey" family for a walk in the Big Apple. Hillary pounded the pav...

December 24, 2015

Does being 'Schlonged' make Hillary a 'Bimbo Eruption?'

Every one knows that presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has been married for 40 years to former president Bill Clinton. And although Bill and Hill are motivated by very different goals, the couple is a lot alike in their single-minded commitment to...

December 19, 2015

Is it Time to 'Refresh the Tree of Liberty?'

Thomas Jefferson was aware that “The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” Now, by doling out what little is left of America’s wealth to foreign interlopers, those that fit i...

December 12, 2015

Hillary's latest iteration preaches 'love and kindness'

It was during the 2008 election that Hillary Clinton portrayed herself as the hard-hitting person America needed in the White House to answer the phone at 3:00 am.  This time around, in response to Republican Donald Trump's hard-hitting talk...

December 8, 2015

Is Tashfeen Malik Any Different Than a Pro-Choice Woman?

Recently, Barack Obama mocked Republicans when he said that those opposing his refugee resettlement plans are “scared of widows and orphans.” The president’s comment was in response to GOP presidential hopefuls who, out of fear of I...

December 5, 2015

Barack Obama cheers America by singing 'Jingle Bells'

In keeping with the holiday spirit, one day after 14 people in San Bernardino, California were slaughtered like animals while standing around a buffet table eating Christmas cookies, on the Ellipse south of the White House, Barack Obama and the first...

November 29, 2015

Are Syrian Refugees Present-Day Pilgrims?

This year, rather than allow Americans to enjoy turkey and stuffing without being badgered, President Obama chose to dumb down his Thanksgiving message by suggesting that Syrian refugees are present-day pilgrims.  Here's what historically...

November 24, 2015

Mafia makes ISIS an offer they had better accept

The Cosa Nostra has an unwritten code of conduct that shuns the slaughter of innocent people.  That's why, in lieu of a sane politician to place the security of Americans before the absurdity of political correctness, it's no surprise th...

November 22, 2015

Does Obama's Half-Brother George Qualify as a Refugee?

Once again, Barack Obama is attempting to heap condemnation on Americans for being concerned that ISIS, as promised, will infiltrate the U.S. and do it by exploiting a humanitarian crisis. That kind of blame-the-vulnerable tactic is exactly what t...

November 19, 2015

After ISIS's Dance of Death Michelle Does the Conga

The young people who went to Paris’s La Bataclan concert hall last week went to party and dance. The problem is that 89 of those that jammed into the Eagles of Death Metal concert ended up dead or missing. A mere 72 hours later, in...

October 14, 2015

The Liberal Nurturing of Gun Violence

Of late it seems as though liberals on the whole are incapable of understanding how one thing can affect another.  In this case, it’s the holy grail of abortion’s effect on gun violence. Whether they recognize it or not, liberal i...

October 10, 2015

Maximum Mexican Multicultural Madness

Navigating the maze of cultural diversity in America is beginning to feel like gingerly crossing a melting lake, fearful of any moment falling through the ice.  This is especially true on college campuses, where cultural diversity is celebrated ...

October 3, 2015

Obama's Politicized Indignation

America is still waiting for President Obama to share his insights on Kate Steinle. Kate is the woman murdered by Juan Francisco Lopez-Sanchez, an illegal felon who, after being deported seven times, managed to find his way back to San Francisco...

September 27, 2015

Barack Obama's 'Socially Segregated' State Dinner

In 2013 Pope Francis advocated for the poor when he challenged the world by saying: When we are generous in welcoming people and sharing something with them -- some food, a place in our homes, our time -- not only do we no longer remain poor: we...

September 25, 2015

Was C.J. Pearson cyber-aborted?

Notwithstanding comments concerning the injustices visited upon black boys skulking around housing projects in hoodies or robbing convenience stores, Obama’s packed schedule makes it literally impossible for him to comment on trivial things. ...

September 18, 2015

Suspicious Pop-Tart guns versus scientific suitcase clocks

In an effort to assuage what is perceived to be the fragile sensibilities of Muslim-Americans, Barack Obama has once again bowed to political correctness by extending his usual partiality toward an individual based solely on skin color and religion. ...

September 13, 2015

Syrian refugees: 'Trust not the horse'

If one were to ask your everyday educationally challenged American what a Trojan horse is, the answer would probably include at least one reference to an equine-sized condom.  Conversely, on the Syrian-Turkish border, where ISIS militants are...

August 30, 2015

We're All Like Josh Duggar

Being an indebted “sinner saved by grace” myself, when a person repents and comes clean it’s my Christian duty to offer the same kind of forgiveness that was extended toward me. That is exactly why, when the Josh Duggar child s...

August 27, 2015

Josh Earnest blames Vester on Congress's failure to pass legislation that would have a 'tangible impact in reducing gun violence'

A cold-blooded murder has rocked the nation.  In Virginia, 24-year-old WDBJ-TV reporter Alison Parker and her 27-year-old cameraman, Adam Ward, were doing a live interview when a former anchorman named Vester Lee Flanagan II, aka Bryce Williams,...

August 26, 2015

Debbie Wasserman Schultz Redefines 'Vulgar'

Debbie Wasserman Schultz is the quintessential left-wing shill. When it comes to shamelessly mouthing liberal talking points, the woman will defend just about anything. Of late the DNC mouthpiece and supporter of the unrestricted slaughter of 4,00...

August 22, 2015

Bobby Jindal's Truth-o-Tron-sized dose of reality

Borrowing the idea from Barack Obama, who started a trend when he turned the People’s House into a rainbow-colored homage to same-sex marriage, Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal must feel that murdering living human beings and selling their body ...

August 9, 2015

Obama chillin' in Chilmark

President Barack Obama must have felt that after doing a decent amount of damage to the country this week, he earned the right to leave early for his 17-day vacation in Martha’s Vineyard.  This year the president will be kicking back at th...

August 6, 2015

Obama's Persian Peace Pact

After proselytizing the Kenyans on the subject of gay rights, Barack Obama, the man who becomes irate if people disagree with him, dropped in on Washington D.C.’s American University to badger Iran deal critics into submission with a baffling a...

August 3, 2015

Kate Steinle and the untimely passing of Cecil the Lion

It’s been about a month since, on an after-dinner walk with her father Jim and a friend, Kathryn Steinle was shot in the back while standing on San Francisco’s Pier 14.  After crying out, “Dad, help me!,” Steinle fell to ...

August 1, 2015

Unaccompanied poop arriving via Mexican cilantro

No one cares, but right around July 4, Barack Obama informed the world that he's a fan of classic guacamole.  Now, less than a month later, I'm sorry to have to be the bearer of bad news, but much to the horror of salsa and guacamole afi...

July 29, 2015

Obama coaches Ethiopia on honesty and political debate

Barack “Son of the Soil” Obama wrapped up his “Nudge Africa toward Gay Rights” tour.  Next stop: summer vacation in Martha’s Vineyard.  Before heading home, Obama shared insights that are not only contradictory...

July 28, 2015

Jihadi John is Smarter than the Average Liberal

Who would have thought that the notorious ISIS remover of heads, the man behind the ski mask, Jihadi John, would prove to be smarter than the average liberal? Remember John?  He’s the guy who struck fear in the hearts of the world when ...

July 27, 2015

Obama Admonishes Africa on Homosexuality

“Son of Kenya,” Barack Obama, proved once again that his patience with people, nations, and world leaders that disagree with his view of the world registers a big fat zero on the liberal Tolerance Meter.  When Obama finds out anyone ...

July 25, 2015

Are 'The Cubs of the Caliphate' Headed for America's Classrooms?

President Obama defends the right of American women to abort their children and thus far has refused to denounce Planned Parenthood using “less crunchy” techniques to harvest baby body parts to help pay for Lamborghinis.  And yet, ap...

July 17, 2015

Cash-4-Cadavers: What's So Shocking about Selling Baby Parts?

When it comes to ghoulish zeal, Dr. Hannibal Lecter has nothing on Planned Parenthood’s Dr. Deborah Nucatola, except for maybe a few fava beans to accompany his talk of consuming a man’s liver. Whether or not the red wine Dr. Nucatola swi...

July 14, 2015

The 'Fundamental Transformation' of America's Neighborhoods

America is now learning that on the painful road to ‘fundamental transformation,’ Barack Obama has plans to diversify suburbia. The president’s suburban justice plan is one where HUD tracks the racial and religious composition of Am...

July 12, 2015

Winning 'Hearts and Minds' with Obama and Geraldo

Recently, two well-known public figures made massively ludicrous comments, both of which laid bare the amazing inconsistency of how liberals think.  The first of the two remarks issued forth from the mouth of President Obama, who, while on a vis...

July 7, 2015

Dying on the Sidewalk of Nancy Pelosi's Sanctuary City

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) once said that regardless of legal status, “north and south in this hemisphere… we are all Americans.” Based on that absurd statement, it stands to reason that Nancy Pelosi would be the Gra...

July 3, 2015

Obama deports the peas from the guacamole

Totally unconcerned about ISIS’s stated intent to put American heads on spikes, sitting in the White House safely behind a newly reinforced spiked fence, Barack Obama felt moved to weigh in on the heavy issue of a concoction credited to the anc...

June 28, 2015

Obama's Amazing Disgrace of a Eulogy

Fresh off a victory lap in the Rose Garden where the #LOVEWINS president narcissistically defined agreeing with him as “love,” President Obama segued from LGBTQ rights into racial rancor and Biblical misrepresentation during a eulogy wher...

June 28, 2015

The Gay Pride House is Obama's house

Just the other day during a Gay Pride Event at the White House, after an illegal transgender named Jennicet Gutiérrez demanded that Obama release LGBTQ illegals being held for deportation, Obama reprimanded the disrupter by announcing that the...

June 26, 2015

Obama Verbally Jousts with an Illegal Transgender

It happened during an embarrassing albeit inclusive gay pride celebration.  In the White House East Room, with a beaming Joe Biden standing at his side, America’s first gay president was mid-sentence when transgender lovely Jennicet Guti...

June 21, 2015

Charleston Christians Teach the World a Lesson in Forgiveness

Ever since the day Barack Obama was elected, instead of God-granted victory and faith, America, both black and white, has been subjected to a new level of mistrust and vitriol.  Despite the election of our first African-American president, it se...

June 14, 2015

Rachel Dolezal's 'Evocative' Artistic Expression

Faux-black activist and head of the Spokane, Washington NAACP Rachel Dolezal either has a bad case of self-loathing, or, in a Bruce Jenner sort of way, identifies with being a black woman.  And who among the liberal left at this point is will...

June 14, 2015

The unintentional abortion metaphor in <em>Game Of Thrones</em>

Fans of Game of Thrones were appalled when, in episode nine of season 5, “The Dance of Dragons,” Stannis Baratheon, head of House Baratheon of Ironstone, and his wife Selyse exercised the right to choose and did to their daughter Shireen ...

June 4, 2015

Barack Obama makes heroine of drag queen

One thing that’s great about America is that regardless of what your opinion is, you’re free to express it.  That is what LGBT advocate Barack Obama did when he tweeted kudos to Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner for dressing in drag and posing pr...

May 28, 2015

Hillary's place is in the big house, not the White House

Hillary and Bill Clinton’s combined net worth is about $55 million, give or take a hidden dollar here or an unaccounted-for million there.  But accumulated wealth and big-money contributors have not stopped the tactically talented former f...

May 25, 2015

The Liberal Demonization of Josh Duggar

When it comes to sexual orientation, abortion, and childhood sexual exploration, the left demands to arbitrate the rules.  The problem for the rest of America is that if one dares express an opinion alien to the guidelines set forth by the left ...

May 22, 2015

Hot dog haram hits the Big Apple

This may be an unpopular position to take, but hot dog vendor Ahmed Mohammed, the man caught selling all-beef dirty-water Sabrett hot dogs at the World Trade Center for $30 a pop, deserves a break.  Although purely speculation, Ahmed is probably...

May 19, 2015

Further Racial Rancor from the FLOTUS

In addition to great biceps, Michelle ‘Black Girls Rock’ Obama also has thin skin.  Seems Mrs. Obama has given up food monitoring and instead is on the speaking circuit, where she is attempting to groom African-Americans to be as unf...

May 14, 2015

Barack Obama Contradicts Jesus

In the spring of 2009 Barack Obama came to Georgetown University in Washington DC to speak about the economy. Before his arrival the White House communications office requested that all signage and monograms symbolizing the name of Jesus Christ be co...

May 12, 2015

Michelle Obama Should Have Read the Founder of Tuskegee University Before She Spoke There

First lady Michelle Obama may know the names of the world’s most famous clothes designers, and she may even know how to dance the Uptown Funk, but judging from her commencement speech to the graduates of a historically black university in Alaba...

May 9, 2015

Free Birth Control for Unemployed Women

As of April, almost half of the working age population, or 93,194,000 people -- 56,167,000 of whom are women -- were not in the labor force. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), to be considered “not in the labor force” a pe...

May 8, 2015

Eyewitness Tiffany's Tall Tale of Police Brutality Broadcast by Fox News

Nineteenth century Danish existentialist philosopher Søren Aabye Kierkegaard once said: “There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.”   Believ...

May 2, 2015

Hillary on Police Brutality

As part of her desperate attempt to reinsert herself into the White House, Hillary Clinton, who now has coded sexism on her radar, has added police brutality and racial injustice to her list of concerns. And trust me, Hillary Clinton knows a thing...

April 30, 2015

Baltimore burns while Barack Obama drinks sake

Rome might not be burning, but Baltimore sure is, and if partying in the midst of a crisis could be considered fiddling, President Obama would be quite the fiddler indeed. Just one month after Michelle Obama visited Japan, lunched on an ornate ben...

April 24, 2015

Is Obama Arming Iran for a Secret Reason?

When Barack Obama was elected in 2008 the general consensus was that the new president was brilliant -- with nothing but hearsay to back up the claim.  The Obama myth was that America’s 44th president was the “smartest man in the roo...

April 20, 2015

Obama's Illegal Immigrants Endanger America's Children

As a “pencil protrusion” reinforcement is about to be placed on the top of the fence encircling the White House, far off on the other side of the enclosure an illegal immigrant from Guatemala was arrested for exposing himself to an e...

April 19, 2015

Pencil Protrusions and Other Presidential Protections

“Pencil protrusions” sound like something a post-menopausal Madonna might attach to the front of a leather outfit for shock value, but they’re not.   “Pencil protrusions” are the metal spikes being placed atop ...

April 18, 2015

Hillary Says! 'We are all immigrants!'

Voilà!  In addition to handling a private/official email problem, flying coach, and carrying her own luggage, Hillary Clinton may now be able to add to her list of outstanding accomplishments singlehandedly resolving the contention surrou...

April 17, 2015

Aaron Hernandez Disproves Marie Harf's 'Jobs for ISIS' Theory

What is taking the lovely and always vivacious Marie Harf so long to implement her much-anticipated ‘Jobs for ISIS’ program?  The deputy spokesperson for the U.S. Department of State had better get cracking, because time is running o...

April 11, 2015

Malia's Asthma and the Asphyxiation of America

Having Obama, the man who took credit for inventing Obamacare at the White House science fair, blame his daughter Malia's asthma on climate change while knowing full well he was smoking at the time is like volatile actor Alec Baldwin blaming his ...

April 10, 2015

Moral Relativism and the Normalization of the Indefensible

An affront to humanity took place in Santa Ana, California when a morally relativistic arbiter, Superior Court Judge M. Marc Kelly, pronounced his sentence on a child abuser. Based on his personal opinion, Kelly said that the events leading up to a t...

April 8, 2015

Is it 'Uptown Funk' or 'American Funk'?

Based on the message being sent from the White House, America is turning into a country led by a bunch of entertainers resembling intrepid plane passengers who calmly read magazines during extreme turbulence.  You know the type: the airplane ...

April 7, 2015

Obama calms children as bees swarm his storytelling

Although it sounds a little like a new product for a couch potato suffering from chronic constipation, Michelle Obama’s ‘Let’s Move!’ initiative is celebrating its 5th anniversary of imposing government regulations on a nation...

March 28, 2015

Air Obama is headed for tragedy

The world watches in horror as the splintered remains of a Germanwings Airbus are collected off a mountainside.  Since the airplane disintegrated, it’s hard to imagine the terror the helpless travelers experienced when they realized their ...

March 25, 2015

Barack Obama and the 'Supergirls'

Barack Obama couldn’t make it to Bibi Netanyahu’s address to a joint session of Congress, but he did squeeze in an appearance at the fifth annual White House science fair, which he said is the "most fun event of the year." Ob...

March 25, 2015

Does America now have a bald FLOTUS?

Michelle Obama is home from her #letgirlslearn swing through Asia and back to hawking fruits and veggies from the stainless steel area deep within the hallowed halls of the White House kitchen. Appearing for a segment on Jeopardy, the million-doll...

March 23, 2015

Dems doing what they accuse Republicans of

Psychological projection is the tendency to project one’s own negative qualities onto someone else.  That is exactly the element at work within a political party that has forged a reputation for accusing its political adversaries of what t...

March 23, 2015

'No show' Sasha and Malia teach America a valued lesson

The highly controversial Valentine’s Day ski trip with Mama Obama to Aspen must have been a real doozy, because Sasha and Malia, who were slated to travel to Japan with the FLOTUS for Spring Break, decided to stay home. Last year Michelle ju...

March 22, 2015

#DearMe! Michelle Obama in Japan Strikes Again

It’s official! Mrs. Obama has gone #hashtag crazy. Remember when she pleaded with Boko Haram to release the 276 kidnapped girls using the hashtag “#Bringbackourgirls?” Well, that didn’t work! The girls were either sold in...

March 9, 2015

Obama's Unscrupulous Selma Speech

Under the guise of commemorating justice, on the 50th Anniversary of the Bloody Sunday March in Selma, Alabama, Barack Obama engaged in his usual artful deception by exploiting the event to further his agenda. While placing the subtext of blame up...

February 27, 2015

Madonna's Long Overdue Fall

Madonna loves attention. In fact she loves attention so much that at 56 years-old she showed up at the Grammys with her saggy rear-end exposed and held up with what can only be described as a leather ass bra.  For some reason the pop wor...

February 25, 2015

Obama's MyPlate Solution to Violent Extremism

Liberals love logos. Liberal politicians who were formerly academics love visual-learning tools even more. After all, what’s better than a PowerPoint presentation that boils the complicated and serious down to a five- or six-point slide sh...

February 23, 2015

ISIS -- 'If It Doesn't Fit, You Must Acquit'

Barack Obama steadfastly refuses to identify radical Islam as the driving force behind the mayhem massacring its way through the Middle East and nearing Europe with an eye toward America. With shovels in hand, blades sharpened, and petrol cans f...

February 17, 2015

Michelle's Secret Ski Trip Revealed by a Smashup

Forget the roses and chocolate for Valentines Day.  Giving new meaning to the concept of romance, just four weeks after returning from 17 days in Oahu the president headed to California for a weekend of golf and his wife and two daughters, for t...

February 16, 2015

'Cynical' Obama Plans to 'Squeeze' the 'Change' Out of America

A few weeks after returning from 17 days and $4 million worth of Oahu vacation, Michelle sent via Twitter cupid-day affections to her lover who’s golfing in California. It’s President’s Day weekend and Barry is in the drought-strick...

February 14, 2015

Venezuela's Government-Run Healthcare Morgue

The best way to scare wayward teens straight is to take them to prisons, morgues, and the scenes of fatal car crashes. The idea is to show out-of-control kids the end result of their stupidity, be it with their involvement in what the CDC calls the ...

February 3, 2015

Dr. Obama's orders: Get the measles vaccine

Employing a time-tested Cloward-Piven tactic, President Obama has created another crisis and, right on schedule, has also come up with a brilliant solution.   In an interview with NBC’s Savannah Guthrie where the president bragged ...

February 2, 2015

Blaming Mickey and Other Measles Scapegoats

After Enterovirus D-68, a virus that arrived in the US from Latin America, killed 15 Americans, most of them children, and paralyzed dozens, the CDC is finally ’fessing up that the newest epidemic, the Disneyland measles outbreak, had its origi...

January 29, 2015

Obama's election minions descend on Israel

Barack Obama doesn’t appreciate anyone treating him like he treats everyone else.  That’s why the president will not be meeting with Israeli prime minister Bibi Netanyahu when, in response to an invitation from House Speaker John Boe...

January 26, 2015

Miss USA's message of 'hope and love and peace' to terrorists

The runner-up in the Miss Universe contest, Miss USA Nia Sanchez, gave an answer to her on-stage question that would make Barack Obama proud.  Chosen to be one of the five finalists, Sanchez was asked by Filipino world champion boxer Manny Pacqu...

January 24, 2015

'Fruit Loop' Obama's Peculiar Priorities

Barack Obama is a man who painstakingly sets his priorities. Take, for instance, the recent funerals of two NYPD officers who were shot in the head by a radical Islamist thug as they sat in their parked police cruiser. Sadly, the president was n...

January 3, 2015

Celebrating Airborne Diversity Gets Very Complicated

Multiculturalism, all the rage among today’s academic and cultural elites, is fraught with what Marxism (all the rage among the academic and cultural elites half a century and more ago) use to term “internal contradictions. It is bullying...

December 31, 2014

Will Families of Slain NYPD Officers be Obama's Guests at the SOTU Address?

On January 29, 2013, on the South Side of Chicago, while standing with friends in Vivian Gordon Harsh Park, 15-year-old teen Hadiya Pendleton was killed by two youths who shot into the group in an attempt to hit a rival gang member. At the time, t...

December 28, 2014

Obama Worships at the First Church of Eighteen Holes

When he’s not mocking Americans for being Bible-toting, bitter gun-clingers, every chance he gets Barack Obama loves to throw Bible verses around.  The problem is that the verses he quotes are usually out of context, woefully misinterprete...

December 16, 2014

Representative Jackie Speier Wants the CIA to Apologize for Enhanced Interrogation

The U.S. Representative for California’s 14th Congressional District is Karen Lorraine Jacqueline Speier, known simply as “Jackie” Speier. Miss Jackie hails from the same San Francisco Bay Area as America’s very own loony Mino...

December 13, 2014

Dianne Feinstein, Friend of Terrorists

If you close your eyes and listen, you’ll probably hear the sound of Senate Select Committee on Intelligence Chair Dianne Feinstein (D-CA), moral, upstanding person that she is, wringing her hands.  Thanks to Dianne and her insistence that...

December 13, 2014

'Oh Thank Heaven!': Obamacare and 7-Eleven

There are times when the totally absurd can be used as a teaching tool to drive home relevant points.  For example, in politics, the way it works is to use off-the-wall, farcical illustrations to jolt the comatose into understanding the depth of...

December 9, 2014

Barack Obama: Mortal Flesh Like the Rest of Us

Thanks to the president’s compassion toward anyone who’s not an American, nowadays the simple act of grabbing a grocery cart is akin to licking a tainted Petri dish. Because of Obama coaxing an invasion by beckoning into our midst mill...

December 6, 2014

Coming to the Silver Screen: Shelley and Barry's First Date

When Harvard law student Barack took a summer job at Chicago’s prestigeous Sidley Austin law firm, the world was unaware that history was being made.  It was there where, according to her supervisors, hard-to-manage second-year associate M...

December 2, 2014

Are Native Americans Our European Ancestors?

Immediately following a massacre at the hands of a U.S. Army major who, before killing 13 American soldiers, was the first person to inject Islam into “workplace violence” by shouting “Allahu Akbar,” the president appeared at ...

November 29, 2014

Barack Obama: A Companion of Fools

It seems that Barack Obama has a propensity to surround himself with some questionable friends. So, instead of trying in vain to slow the rising oceans and heal the planet, it might do the president some good to spend time in the Bible, contemplating...

November 26, 2014

Obama on 'Gang-Bangers,' Hoodies, and Illegals Emptying Bedpans

It’s classic Cloward-Piven strategy.  First you foment a crisis, and then you rush in with a left-wing cure.  That is exactly what the president did during an interview on ABC’s This Week with George Stephanopoulos, who is not t...

November 23, 2014

Barack Obama Exalts Wading across the Rio Grande

Barack Obama’s pre-Thanksgiving discourse on immigration gave five million people, including the president’s thrice-deported Uncle Omar, frequenter of Framingham’s Chicken Bone Saloon, something to be thankful for. Besides instig...

November 18, 2014

Time for Congress to Declare War on Obama

Article I, Section 8, Clause II of the U.S. Constitution states the following: “The Congress shall have Power to ...declare war.” Currently, America is at war -- not only with the ISIS types, but also with a president whose flagrant actio...

November 16, 2014

Nancy Pelosi Should Quit and Follow Her Passions

Minority Leader Nancy "Nip/Tuck" Pelosi, the woman who strutted around Washington, D.C. with a king-sized gavel when Obamacare was passed into law, is 74 years old.  Now, in the aftermath of the trouncing the Democrats took during the ...

November 1, 2014

Kaci Hickox: Ebola's Sandra Fluke

Two perfect examples of bleeding hearts choosing a cause and then demanding that the cost be exacted from the hides of others are two liberal women who have made national news despite caring little about the expense of their personal wants. The fi...

October 29, 2014

Does Obama plan to transfer Ebola to the U.S.?

As children all across America infected with an imported Enterovirus from Latin America struggle to breathe, rumor has it that Barack Obama has plans to continue “sharing the health” and “leveling the playing field.” Accord...

October 28, 2014

Ebola Hugs and Other Peculiar Happenings

As the Ebola crisis continues to swirl and the ineptitude of America’s president continues to be laid bare, certain oddities surrounding the situation are impossible to ignore. For instance, why, after being administered the experimental dru...

October 9, 2014

How about a Memorial for the Victims of Enterovirus?

It’s always nice to reminisce about Barack Obama’s many selective responses to tragedies over the years.  When Arizona congresswoman Gabby Giffords and 18 other innocent Americans were shot in a Tucson, Arizona shopping mall parking ...

October 6, 2014

Amnesty for Ebola

Recently, Time magazine published an article entitled “Ebola Just the Latest Hardship for Liberian Patient in the U.S.” The piece seemed to be written with the intent to elicit sympathy for a man who, in his quest to survive, illegally in...

September 29, 2014

Future White House Intern: Charlotte Clinton Mezvinsky

At Lenox Hill Hospital on the Upper East Side of Manhattan, adored child and compelling television journalist Chelsea Clinton bore a daughter named Charlotte and sycophant Democrats are behaving as if the royal family has a new member. Surely if t...

September 27, 2014

Jah'Keem Yisrael and Protecting Muslim Sensibilities

In Moore, Oklahoma a Muslim convert shouting Islamic utterances, on a rampage following getting fired, expressed his displeasure by beheading an innocent woman in a meatpacking plant.  This wasn’t Jihadi John in Syria, or south of the b...

September 26, 2014

Barack Obama's 'Broad Brush' U.N. Speech

Again, Barack Obama graced the United Nations podium with his presence.  In a speech long on rhetoric and short on reality, the president shared with the General Assembly his view of the world.  The only thing missing was Yusuf Islam, aka C...

September 22, 2014

Obama is Roosting America's Chickens

In the words of Reverend Jeremiah Wright, “America’s chickens are coming home to roost” – but not for the reasons Wright was referring to.  Instead, these chickens are the result of Barack Obama’s policies, which ar...

September 21, 2014

The White House Deports Two Border Crashers

It’s President Obama who urges illegal invaders from all over the world to jump the fence on the border, infiltrate the jobs and neighborhoods of regular folk, and proceed to leech off the American taxpayer. What the president seems to have ...

September 20, 2014

Michelle Kvetches to Children with Cancer

First Lady Michelle Obama figured now was as good a time as any to visit some sick children.  Not the ones on breathing tubes suffering from Enterovirus 68, mind you, but non-contagious patients at St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital in ...

September 14, 2014

The Religion of Liberalism and the 'Killing of Innocents'

In his primetime speech about going after ISIL (with that damned whistling S), a sibilant Barack Obama promised America that “[w]e will degrade, and ultimately destroy” the band of head-chopping thugs that, with each passing day, is growi...

September 14, 2014

Fear-Monger Nancy Pelosi and Civilization as We Know It

Dressed like an elderly, upscale biker chick in a leather jacket that she accessorized with $10,000 Tahitian pearls, Nancy Pelosi recently reemerged.  This time the House Minority Leader made an incoherent appearance on “Real Time with Bil...

September 13, 2014

Connecting the Dots on Enterovirus EV-D68 Spreading Among Our Children

First I’d like to say that I am not a medical doctor, so critics can refrain from mockingly referring to me as “Dr. DeAngelis.” My credentials lie solely in my experience as a mother and grandmother who’s lived on this plan...

September 10, 2014

The Invasion of Enterovirus EV-D68

Unfortunately for the rest of America, liberals are not going to realize the damage they have wrought on all of us until they personally experience the ramifications of supporting Barack Obama. At this juncture, maybe an illegal-immigrant-caused m...

August 22, 2014

A Vacation is All Obama Ever Wanted

In the span of two weeks, there have been two very prominent terrorist hits on American citizens.  One took place in Afghanistan on August 5, when Major General Harold Greene, the highest-ranking military officer to be killed in combat in half a...

August 19, 2014

Barack Obama's Funeral Favoritism

Despite occasional outbursts of “overwhelming grief,” what America has learned over the last six years is that Barack Obama is neither an indiscriminate tear-shedder nor is he an equal-opportunity funeral-attender. President Obama admi...

August 16, 2014

Barack Obama's Chilly Water Dilemma

America’s anti-atrocity president is on vacation in Martha’s Vineyard again. This year he is a little disappointed that the water of the Atlantic, unlike Hawaii, “is still a little cold.” Regrettably, for most people in the wo...

August 11, 2014

Obama's One-sided "No victor/No vanquished" Maximalist Philosophy

The definition of a maximalist is a “person who holds extreme views and is not prepared to compromise.” Although he accuses others of being maximalist saboteurs, there is no one who holds more “extreme views,” or is less ...

August 8, 2014

Female Israeli Soldiers and American Feminists

Almost daily, Americans are subjected to the rantings of the likes of Democrat darling Sandra Fluke, Democrat politician Wendy Davis, and crazier-than-a-hoot-owl Nancy Pelosi.  Shamelessly, Sandra Fluke insists that the government finance her $3...

August 8, 2014

Out of the Abundance of Michelle's Heart

On the last day of the US-Africa Leaders Summit, Michelle Obama, together with journalist Cokie Roberts and former first lady Laura Bush, attended a White House event to promote empowering women. It was during the conversation about girls and educati...

August 7, 2014

The US-African Leaders Summit White House Soiree

While everyday Americans process the very real possibility that if the border remains open, untold numbers are in danger of contracting a deadly virus imported from West Africa – one that, after causing its victims to hemorrhage out of every or...

August 5, 2014

Dr. Kent Brantly Lives the Gospel from a Sick Bed

Quietly and without fanfare or demand for attention, Dr. Kent Brantly, a young doctor from Fort Worth, Texas, was doing missionary work in Liberia with evangelist Billy Graham’s family-founded charity Samaritan’s Purse when he contracted ...

August 1, 2014

Does 'No Impeachment' Fulfill Alinsky's Rule #4?

Lately it’s hard to take John Boehner and his Coppertone tan seriously. However, when it appeared that the House Majority Speaker was proactively taking the wind out of Barack Obama’s ‘they want to impeach me’ sails, there was...

July 27, 2014

Moses the Unaccompanied Minor and the Ten Plagues

On behalf of illegal unaccompanied minors flooding our southern border, liberals are currently citing Jesus in Matthew 19:14 saying, “Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.” ...

July 23, 2014

Nancy Pelosi's 'Baby Jesus' Argument

When she’s not out championing the right to kill the unborn, occasional devout Catholic Nancy Pelosi has become a spokesperson for unaccompanied babies and minors, and by extension, the rapists, killers, and robbers flooding unlawfully across t...

July 17, 2014

An Endless Scavenger Hunt

Recently a disturbing story emerged out of Texas wherein Benny Martinez, chief deputy for the Brooks County Sheriff's Office, had the unfortunate assignment to accompany a justice of the peace to a location where the skeletal remains of an illega...

July 15, 2014

The Deadly Obama Virus

In the beginning of the 2009 flu season, Barack Obama declared the H1N1 swine flu a national emergency.   By October of that year 1,000 people had already died, and according to the president there was the threat of a pandemic. In order to ...

July 11, 2014

Barack's Bull Run?

For some reason the cameras that are banned on the border were not banned from the Wynkoop Brewing Co. pizza and pool hall in Colorado where, in lieu of the middle finger, Barack Obama flipped a pool stick at America, banged back a few brewskis and y...

July 9, 2014

White House warns Dem rep to shut up

U.S Representative Henry Roberto Cuellar a Democrat from Texas told Brian Kilmeade on Fox and Friends this morning that he's already gotten a phone call from the White House, he wouldn't say from whom, warning him to stop criticizing Obama on...

July 7, 2014

Hey! Doesn't Barack Obama Care About Brown People?

In 2005, after Hurricane Katrina, George W. Bush’s second term was tainted with accusations of racism.  The former president and his government’s slow response to Katrina fostered comments in the black community that Bush later said ...

July 3, 2014

Healthy School Lunches, Unhealthy Illegal Classmates

For years, Americans have been harangued with the “Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act” school lunch program. Under the auspices of Barack Obama’s wife’s concerns about child wellness, the federal government has rigorously limited f...

July 1, 2014

Nancy Pelosi,'Crisis Opportunist' Spokesperson

When the former speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi said that the concocted crisis on the border in Texas, which she described as a “community with a border going through it,” should be viewed as an “opportunity,” she publicly c...

June 28, 2014

Did Barack Obama Wear Women's Shoes in Minnesota?

Barack “Yes we can” Obama has already proven that he’s big on slogans. Leaving behind FORWARD, and of course ‘Hope and Change…We Can Believe In,’ the president’s newest catchphrase is “In the shoes,...

June 28, 2014

What! Another Restaurant Owner Dies When Obama Stops By?

In July of 2012 when President Obama was campaigning, on the second day of his bus tour through Ohio and Pennsylvania at 8:06 in the morning he stopped at Ann's Place 24-Hour Restaurant in Akron for breakfast. While dining with Goodyear plan...

June 26, 2014

Phil Robertson Says Oust Ungodly Politicians

“Duck Dynasty” patriarch Phil Robertson has never been one to mince words, and he’s not about to start now! Phil may wear camouflage gear and a ZZ Top beard that hides his face, but he certainly doesn’t cover up his feelings w...

June 23, 2014

The Delicious Irony of Hillary's Potential Political Demise

In what may turn out to be the most delicious irony in the history of politics, an archived tape recently resurfaced featuring Hillary Clinton chuckling about defending a lowlife rapist named Thomas Alfred Taylor. That dusty old tape may be...

June 21, 2014

America is Importing the Problems Abortion Was Supposed to Eliminate

Sorry to be crude, but for all intents and purposes, America is currently the victim of a national rape, figuratively speaking – what our nation is experiencing on the southern border is a corporate violation.  Moreover, being implanted in...

June 13, 2014

The Fruit in Nogales Stinketh

Jesus gave His disciples a simple recipe to evaluate good and bad circumstances when He pointed out that “[a] good tree cannot produce bad fruit, nor can a bad tree produce good fruit.”   Let’s apply that simple formula to w...

June 9, 2014

Could Benghazi have been a Bergdahl Gambit that Went South?

President Obama has been trying to close Gitmo for years, which means finding a way – any way – to free the terrorists from that prison.  Regrettably for Obama, try as he might, he has been unable to obtain Congressional approval to ...

June 8, 2014

Michelle Obama a Senator from Illinois?

After Michelle and Barry leave the White House – if they leave the White House, which is certainly up in the air – there are rumors afoot that they may emulate Bill and Hillary and take up residence as far away from each other as humanly ...

June 2, 2014

President Obama's Exceptionally Productive Week

In the midst of America grappling with the reality that veterans are safer on the battlefield than on a VA hospital waiting list, on Memorial Day, Barack Obama, lover of all things military, flew to Kabul to surprise our U.S. servicemen and wome...

May 31, 2014

The FLOTUS Pooh-Poohs Potatoes in an Op-Ed

In response to complaints about her precious school lunch program, Mrs. Obama is riled up.  The FLOTUS is so annoyed that she’s written an op-ed published in the New York Times that praises physicians, pans the House of Representatives, an...

May 30, 2014

Isn't it Time Republicans Linked the VA Scandal to ObamaCare?

If liberals deserve kudos for anything, it’s for consistently and successfully politicizing crises, perverting truth, and demonizing political opponents. Thanks to Rahm Emanuel, America knows that the liberal mindset is to ‘never let a serious cri...

May 26, 2014

FLOTUS 'Joins Forces' with Dead Veterans

In the midst of the Veteran’s Administration scandal, has America forgotten that the U.S. military has a very special advocate who has worked tirelessly to help military families? And what a bang up job that woman has done. For years now, ou...

May 23, 2014

Multicultural Mayhem in Brooklyn

In the interest of furthering cross-culturalism, Presidential Medal of Freedom award winner/multicultural advocate/poet Maya Angelou once said that “[it was] time for parents to teach young people early on that in diversity there is beauty and ...

May 19, 2014

Were U.S. Veterans Benghazied?

In an article published online at FinancialTimes.com, Geoff Dyer says that the indignity swirling around the Obama administration concerning the unnecessary deaths of “dozens” of U.S. veterans in a VA hospital in Arizona threatens to ...

May 17, 2014

Obama-Approved Illegal Alien Assailants

Rumor has it that Barack Obama may be readying another Executive Order.  This time it’s to halt the deportation of illegal immigrants.  That announcement comes just days after America was alerted to the fact that in 2013, with the app...

May 16, 2014

Illegal Immigrant Criminals are 'Good to Go

It looks like Barack Obama’s idea of moving the nation FORWARD now includes relocating homicidal immigrants  to America’s streets. According to a report issued by the Center of Immigration Studies, in 2013 while 2.4 million lawbre...

May 15, 2014

The Intolerant Hypocrisy of America's 'Tolerant' President

Thanks to Barack Obama’s inability to remain out of the sexual-political arena, once again the depths of liberal hypocrisy are revealed for all to see. It began when openly gay award-winning Missouri defensive end Michael Sam was named St. L...

May 10, 2014

Obama the Humanity Ambassador Talks Dysfunction

On a campaign swing to raise money to try to keep Harry Reid and the dysfunctional Democrats in the Senate, Barack Obama talked with Hollywood donors about the dysfunction he feels permeates Washington politics. Reminiscent of the recent state din...

May 9, 2014

Wings on a Pig Don't Make It an Eagle

On July 18, 1961 in a letter to Charles Callison of the National Audubon Society, President John F. Kennedy had this to say about the bald eagle: “The founding fathers made an appropriate choice when they selected the bald eagle as the emblem o...

May 4, 2014

The White House Weighs in on 'Botched Executions'

Recently, the Obama White House weighed in on the "botched execution" of Clayton Lockett, the 38-year-old man who was sentenced to die by lethal injection for the 1999 crime of shooting a 19-year-old woman in the head with a sawed-off shotg...

May 2, 2014

Michelle's Motto: 'Sometimes the best time is to do nothing at all'

There is a part of me that thought I was beyond being shocked by anything the high-living Obamas do.  Somewhere deep down I believed that these people had to have a modicum of conscience at their core. To be honest, I secretly felt that at some ...

May 1, 2014

Obama's $40 Million Travel Tab

While the American people continue to struggle to survive in any way they can, the Obamas live like leeches on the blood, sweat, and tears of every hardworking person. Days after taxpayers found out that the hotel tab for just two days of Michelle...

April 26, 2014

Is Obama Exploiting Poland to Instigate a Crisis?

Barack Obama should take a break from Sunday siestas, defending desert turtles, and scarfing plates of $300 “endangered bluefin tuna” sushi. Then, maybe he’d have the time to shed some light on the rationale behind promisi...

April 17, 2014

Iran to Execute Woman for Fending Off a Rapist

In Iran, after spending seven years in prison, 26-year-old former interior designer Rayhaneh Jabbari is due to be hanged for defending herself against a rapist. Rayhaneh stabbed Iranian physician Morteza Abdolali Sarbandi with a pocketknife, after...

April 16, 2014

Gay and Lesbian Segregated Old Age Home and Cemetery

The LGTB community is incessantly demanding that they not be discriminated against based on their sexual preference and/or identity, and then, European LGTB types go and designate an old-age home for gays and lesbians due to open in 2015, and burial ...

April 1, 2014

Rachel Ray does ObamaCare

Barack Obama is so desperate right now, as part of his star-studded, last-minute Affordable Care Act signup scramble, he’s resorted to inflicting Rachael Ray on America.  It’s bad enough to have to endure Rachael Ray every weekday...

March 29, 2014

Can Obama Coax Putin With a Basket of Seeds?

Still in Rome, after discussing with the Pope “the rights to religious freedom, life and conscientious objection” in America, and after yessing to death the man he claims to admire, Obama moved on to the CBS Evening News with Scott Pelley...

March 26, 2014

This Year's Margaret Sanger Award Goes to Nancy Pelosi

Any woman willing to call late-term abortion “sacred ground” and make false accusations that the opposing political party voting for the Protect Life Act would leave pregnant women “dying on the floor” deserves an award named ...

March 26, 2014

Michelle's Hard-Knock Life Story Comes to China

Recycling her tried-and-true American dream story, Michelle Obama gave Chinese schoolchildren the same stump speech she delivers everywhere she goes, from Ireland to Chicago.  The FLOTUS has used her hard-knock life tale to justify more vacation...

March 24, 2014

Michelle Obama: China's First Amendment Rights Advocate

Michelle Obama’s reporter-free excursion to the Far East is turning out to be quite revealing!  First of all, for the $8,400 per night being spent in the Beijing Westin presidential suite, Mrs. Obama could have bunked in less expensive dig...

March 22, 2014

'People-to-People' Berating of Beijing Hotel Staff

Forlorn without the group of women he leaves whenever he gets a chance to go golfing, Barack Obama is so distraught the womenfolk are in China he immediately soothed himself by hosting a screening of Cesar Chavez: An American Hero. Meanwhile, Mrs....

March 19, 2014

Exercising Your Right to Choose a Doctor You'd Never Choose

The federal government has paid $35 million to “phantom” health clinics that don’t exist, fleeced taxpayers for $60 billion a year (that’s “billion” with a “b”) in health care fraud, and in 2009 alone p...

March 10, 2014

Another Well-Deserved Obama âАШWork Your Butt OffâАЩ Vacation

Michelle Obama is either into climate equity or loves extreme temperature swings when attempting to regain her strength after overtaxing America. Just a couple of weeks after FLOTUS, Sasha, and Malia hit the snow-covered slopes in Aspen, the girls...

March 8, 2014

Share Your Burrito 'So Someone Else Can Have More'

Remember when candidate Barack Obama told Joe ‘the Plumber’ Wurzelbacher that “my attitude is … when you spread the wealth around, it’s good for everybody.” Mrs. Obama backed up the “spread the wealth aro...

March 6, 2014

Michelle Obama's Plans to Reorient the Orient

After being holed up for at least two weeks in the White House, Michelle Obama must be itching for another exotic getaway.  With superpower tensions at an all-time high, now is as good a time as any to take a multi-generational mother-daughter v...

March 4, 2014

Out and in Drag in Okinawa

As Americans awarded and applauded politically-correct Hollywood One-Percenters, who broke Twitter records by tweeting selfies featuring the likes of Ellen DeGeneres, Jennifer Lawrence, and humanitarians/adulterers Angelina and Brad, Russia and China...

March 1, 2014

The Brother Barack Obama Doesn't 'Keep'

The goal of the president’s newest racially divisive effort, “My Brother’s Keeper,” is to set black and Latino male youth apart from white male youth.  It centers on recruiting businesses and foundations to donate $200 mi...

March 1, 2014

Mrs. Obama Schools 'Confused and Bewildered' Grocery Shoppers

I’m “confused and bewildered,” and here’s why: Does Michelle Obama think I’m stupid, or is she the stupid one for believing that intelligent, capable women are “defeated” by grocery shopping? Moreover, sho...

February 22, 2014

Mrs. Obama Addresses 'Fatty Ass-ids' and 'WAT-AHH'

Fresh off the slopes of Aspen and obviously unaware that her husband had just recently dissed students seeking a degree in art history and spoken in a drought-stricken area of the country, Michelle Obama headed east to New York City to attend an exhi...

February 17, 2014

Sandbagging Princes Shame King and Queen Obama

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more embarrassing for America's self-appointed monarchs, His Highness King Barack and the Sovereign Queen Michelle, two kids go and shame them in front of the whole world. This time British Princes William ...

February 16, 2014

The Income Equitists' Annual February Getaway

Let's face it -- it's exhausting leaving Washington DC early to stay in Hawaii for 17 days and then remaining behind for 10 more days to unwind at Oprah Winfrey's multi-million-dollar Maui ranch. That's why, when mid-February rolls around, th...

February 14, 2014

Jonathan Turley Says, 'The Thing Speaks for Itself'

Jonathan Turley, faithful Obama supporter and liberal professor of constitutional law at George Washington University* Law School, is sounding the alarm that "a system in which a single individual is allowed to rewrite legislation or ignore legislati...

February 10, 2014

Do Liberals Care if Third World Illnesses Infect Americans?

One of the favorite pastimes of liberalism is to try to inflict guilt on people of European descent for being part of a lineage that they believe, in the words of Bill Ayers at the Dartmouth Debate with Dinesh D'Souza, "murdered" the American Indians...

February 9, 2014

Sochi Gets a Visit from the La Taxa Nostra

Somebody has to cover the cost of Sandra Fluke's contraceptives.  So, with that in mind, government mafia extortionists disguised as the IRS are eagerly awaiting the tally on Olympic gold, silver and bronze.  At the SOTU, Barack Obama sa...

February 7, 2014

Bill de Blasio, Progressives' Irrational Poster Boy

Mayor Bill de Blasio needs to be officially declared the poster boy of liberal insanity.  Bill is from the Big Apple, but if conservatives want to demonstrate how liberals really think, then on a national level Bill de Blasio should be kept fron...

February 6, 2014

Obama Tackled O'Reilly on Super Bowl Sunday

Barack Obama probably didn't want to be interviewed by big guy Bill O'Reilly on NFL Super Bowl XLVIII Sunday. But let's face it, Peyton Manning was getting mucho attention so, not to be upstaged, the president agreed to a pre-game sit-down. For the ...

February 3, 2014

Bill Ayers and Obama Both Quote Alinsky

Over the years, liberals occasionally get sloppy and let it slip that the inspiration for their vision of America comes directly from a left-wing activist/community organizer and student of Chicago mobsters, Saul Alinsky, author of a handbook for rev...

February 1, 2014

LotsoFluck if Sandra Fluke Goes to Congress

After 40 years and 20 terms, 74-year-old "ferocious liberal" and unique-looking individual Henry Waxman, one of the key architects of the disastrous Obamacare healthcare reform bill, announced he's packing it in because of Tea Party extremism. Spe...

February 1, 2014

Putin Preaches Godliness to America

The moral disintegration must be pretty bad if a former KGB officer and current leader of what once was a communist regime feels moved to reprimand Euro-Atlantic nations established primarily upon Judeo-Christian values by calling them "godless." S...

January 30, 2014

Michelle Obama Wore an 'a-what-a?' to the SOTU

One week after partying in the White House with millionaires and billionaires for Michelle's 50th, the pre-SOTU buzz was that the president was planning to address income inequality and the minimum wage, among other non-issues Americans aren't concer...

January 26, 2014

Is John Boehner 'A Man Taking a Walk?'

Newfound understanding as to why America is in the dire straits it's in was gained when Speaker of the House John Boehner ('Beener,' 'Bonner,' 'Boner') Boehner (pronounced BAY-ner) finally appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The guy with ...

January 25, 2014

Barack Obama's Constant State of Cognitive Dissonance

Contradicting the faultless, albeit far-fetched image he has of himself, Barack Obama is a man harassed by truth. That's why, judging from his inability to accept personal responsibility, Barack Obama must be living in a constant state of agitated co...

January 23, 2014

Bill de Blasio Institutes Equity Plowing

Nothing is more rewarding than seeing liberals suffer as a result of poor political choices. That's what is going on in New York City right now, and it's a micro example of what has already started taking place on a national level with the implementa...

January 20, 2014

Did Italy's Baby Mama Nun Confirm Obama's Suspicions?

What happened couldn't have come at a worse time for the Little Sisters of the Poor.  Seems a 31-year-old nun from El Salvador who belonged to the order of the Little Disciples of Jesus, located in Rieti, north of Rome, Italy, just gave credibil...

January 12, 2014

Government Zombies 'See Dead People'

The Zombie Apocalypse may be here, because it appears that dead people are showing up and trying to pass themselves off as living. Take for instance the mother of deceased 15-year-old Jasmine. Recently, Laurie Villarreal, Jasmine Martinez's bereaved ...

January 3, 2014

The Big Apple or the Red Apple?

New York City's Mayor de Blasio has been sworn in, and his remarks at the ceremony proved that he is unabashed in his affection for progressivism.  De Blasio vows to level the playing field, punish the rich, share the wealth, and further th...

December 31, 2013

Likeminded Clintons to Swear In Radical Bill de Blasio

The Bible says in the book of Amos, "Can two walk together, except they be agreed?" So it follows that Bill and Hillary Clinton would be in agreement with New York City mayor-elect Warren Wilhelm, Jr., aka Bill de Blasio.  To prove it, the fo...

December 31, 2013

Fat Barbie and Other Liberal Toy Oddities

From time immemorial, almost every little girl goes through a Barbie stage.  That's when happiness is measured by how many oddly-shaped dolls one can stuff into a big pink case.  The fascination with Barbie for most girls is the frilly clot...

December 26, 2013

Michelle Keeps it Real with Reverend Al

After heading up a 'poor me' sob-story session with mothers in the Oval Office, packing for the nine-hour flight to Oahu, and wrapping up a 16-day Obamacare public relations blitz, 'Mom-to-Mom' Michelle found time to take to the airwaves and dial in ...

December 22, 2013

Phil Robertson's Detractors Advance His Message

For days now, the nation has been subjected to hearing gay activists, atheists, hypersensitive liberals, and First Amendment rights-defenders engaging in biblical eisegesis.  The histrionics began when Duck Dynasty patriarch Phil Rober...

December 20, 2013

Michelle's Christmas Message to Moms

Now that it's been firmly established that nothing Barack Obama says has one iota of credibility, the newest addition to the "Shove ObamaCare down America's Throat" Brigade is Mama Michelle Obama.  Since she's a mother and all, the White Ho...

December 19, 2013

Bipartisan Budget Backstabs the US Military

Just a few weeks after $4 million-vacation-man Barack Obama demonstrated his resentment toward the US military by preventing WWII veterans from visiting their memorial during the government shutdown, the president's merry band of Democrat demons, tog...

December 13, 2013

The Phony Sign Language Interpreter Meets his Match

The man who created deaf communication Gangnam Style, Thamsanqa Jantjie, has stepped forward and admitted that he saw "angels" at the Nelson Mandela memorial at the FNB Stadium in Soweto.  Since the flap took place, in addition to being plagued ...

December 11, 2013

Barack Obama Pays Homage to Mandela

Based on the abysmal public opinion polls Barack Obama has been subjected to in recent days, it must have been quite thrilling for him to speak before 94,000 people in FNB Stadium at Nelson Mandela's memorial service in Johannesburg, South Africa....

December 8, 2013

Obamacare Metes Out Restitution

It's becoming clearer by the day that Barack Obama's pursuit of social justice will leave bodies in its wake.  Even if a 17-year-old girl with a rare neurological brain disease loses her health insurance, the president remains unwavering in hi...

December 7, 2013

Obama Warns Millennials of Bar-Related Injuries

Something is up!  The "young invincibles" who were largely responsible for catapulting Barack Obama into the seat of power appear to be spurning ObamaCare and its joke of a website.  A recent Harvard University Institute of Politi...

December 6, 2013

Barack Obama Fesses Up on Uncle Omar

See also: You Lie! Oops!  First it was 'if you like your insurance you can keep your insurance.'  Then it was 'if you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor.' Now, after the president's spokes-prevaricators said that Barack Obama h...

December 4, 2013

Obama Moves On to Curing AIDS

Blustering Obama was out there again, taking credit for things he didn't do and vowing to "fundamentally transform" yet another crisis.  One would think that with the mess he's made of the U.S. health care system and the damage he's done to...

December 2, 2013

'Fast and Furious' -- Paul Walker or Gun Walker?

Paul Walker, the star of several action films that feature street racing and car heists, tragically lost his life recently after a charity event in Santa Clarita, California. Walker was in the passenger seat of his friend Roger Rodas's red Porsche wh...

December 2, 2013

Two Years Old and Not Part of the Family? (Updated)

The Obamacare elves have been busy doling out holiday tips on how to talk about signing onto the Affordable Care Act website while huddled around the yuletide fire singing secular songs with uninsured family members. One tip the tip-givers forgot t...

November 30, 2013

Liberal Semantics and the Redefining of Death Panels

Semantics is a branch of linguistics that studies meaning in language.  Coupled with the interpretation of a "word, sentence or language form," it is the perfect tool for moral relativists to use when rationalizing the liberal agenda. J.R...

November 24, 2013

The Presidential Degradation of the Medal of Freedom

At the 2013 Presidential Medal of Freedom ceremony held in the East Room of the White House, 2009 Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama chose to honor more than just a few 'winners.' The colorful collection was a cacophony of politically correct Demo...

November 16, 2013

Obama Pleads Ignorance

President Obama showed up at a press briefing Thursday to address the Philippines typhoon as well as an American typhoon called Obamacare. Former FOX News reporter Major Garrett, now with CBS News, was there and presented the president with some toug...

November 11, 2013

Is Abortion at the Root of the ObamaCare Chaos?

Since October 1, a health care law that was promoted as necessary to insure 30 million Americans has suddenly morphed into an all-out effort to un-insure those who had health care policies they liked and could afford.  The excuse given for ...

November 10, 2013

Barack Obama's Pants are on Fire

More than 40 days and 40 nights after it was revealed that what President Obama repeatedly promised wasn't true, at last count 52 million Americans will lose their health insurance, mainly because Barry apparently believes that when it comes to choic...

November 10, 2013

Will There Be an ObamaCare Victims' Memorial?

So Barack Obama, American firebomber extraordinaire, feels he's "been burned."  But if truth be told, it is he who has never had his "feet held to the fire" for the multitude of untruths he's perpetrated on the entire country -- let alone t...

November 4, 2013

Obama's 'Death to America' Alliance with Iran

In response to the partisan bickering that exists between President Obama and his political adversaries over things like the budget, Obamacare, and immigration reform, the question raised by many observers is: Why would Obama be willing to negotiate ...

November 1, 2013

Medicare Reimburses the Deceased and the Illegal

The Washington Times headline reads: "Medicare paid millions to dead patients, illegal immigrants, probe finds."  While this subject has been broached before, it is imperative that it continue to be stressed.  Why?  Because the governm...

October 15, 2013

EBT Cards with No Debt Ceiling

President Obama claims to need the debt ceiling raised in order to pay America's bills. Meanwhile, as Democrats and Republicans quibble, during a routine backup test the EBT system for food stamps crashed,causing a "glit...

October 14, 2013

Sarah Hall Ingram's Five-Month White House Duty Call

With all the talk about debt ceilings, budgets, and partisan bickering, it seems the story of Sarah Hall Ingram is taking a back seat. She's the IRS official who, according to a Watchdog.Org analysis of White House visitor records, made 165 visits to...

October 7, 2013

Chris Wallace Does a Job on Jack Lew

Kudos to Chris Wallace of Fox News Sunday for doing his patriotic - and journalistic - duty during a verbal wrestling match with Treasury Secretary Jack Lew.  The bout resulted in Jackie boy being pinned to the mat. Much to his chagrin, Jack cam...

October 5, 2013

Obama, the Sultan of Sob Stories

In order to advance his agenda, Barack Obama has become the sultan of sob stories.  For every unpopular policy he endeavors to impose, the president has busloads of individuals to fit every occasion.  Take for instance the president's en...

October 3, 2013

Death Panels and the WWII Veterans

Ever since the threat of government-run health care became a reality and ObamaCare was signed into law in 2010, clear-thinking Americans have been worried about how the legislation would ultimately affect the elderly and infirm.  Now we know. ...

September 27, 2013

A Bright Future of Quilting with Nancy Pelosi

Nancy Pelosi should go back to her plastic surgeon and ask him to loosen the skin ponytail on the top of her head, because it's impacting her already-compromised ability to think straight. Recently, Mrs. Pelosi was shilling for the left on Obama deba...

September 26, 2013

Ted Cruz: An American Moses?

Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz, junior senator from Texas, embodied a powerful role with deep resonance in his marathon fight on the Senate floor against Obamacare. He has rightly said of the battle America is currently involved in with Barack Ob...

September 15, 2013

Michelle Obama, Hyponatremia, Adult Diapers, and Other Hydration-Related Issues

For America's aging population, even the mention of water makes a large number of Baby Boomers sprint toward the nearest restroom.  Now to compound the problem, we have first lady Michelle Obama hawking increased water consumption.  Despit...

September 5, 2013

Liberalism's Subjective 'Red Line'

Liberals are profound hypocrites. The most striking thing about broadminded leftists is that they never really pay attention to the inconsistent things they say. That's because, above all else, liberals feel comfortable setting their own moral standa...

September 3, 2013

Pro-Choicers Pray to Moloch

Taking a page out of the Barack Obama Progressive Prayer Book, an Iowa group of pro-choice proselytes exhibited a chilling level of delusion when they recently gathered to offer prayers to God in thanks for abortion. By cherry-picking Scripture ver...

August 31, 2013

Mr. Flexible's Inflexible Stance on Syria

Remember when Barack Obama, aka Mr. Flexibility, told Dmitry Medvedev to relay a message to Putin that after the 2012 election he'd be more "flexible"?  Since Obama made the "more flexible" promise to Russia via an open mic, he has proven he's a...

August 24, 2013

Why Obama 笙･s Sweden

Although Barack Obama plans to participate in the Group of 20 economic summit early next month in St. Petersburg, Russia, he chose to cancel a scheduled one-on-one meeting with Vladimir Putin. His dander is raised by disagreements between the two con...

August 19, 2013

Child Rapists and Other Well-Meaning Liberals

In Rose City, Michigan, a middle school teacher named Neal Erickson molested one of his male students.  When caught, Erickson, upstanding citizen that he is, pleaded guilty to child rape to spare the young man further pain, and was sentenced to ...

August 16, 2013

Dead Fish on Capitol Hill

It's official! The water in Washington DC is toxic, and we have 535 members in the 113th Congress and a disaster of a president... oops, sorry... 1,000 dead fish in the National Mall pond to prove it. The site of the dead fish is Constitution Garden...

August 15, 2013

Moral Relativism and the Raping of Grandma

Boys will be boys.  Take Samuel Dye for example.  Young Sam is a 20-year-old man with a healthy albeit deprived libido.  It's likely he's gotten free condoms from the government, has been instructed about the ins and outs of human sexu...

August 15, 2013

World Peace through Good Posture

Thank God for the entrepreneurial American spirit. Recently, Barack Obama, that epitome of good posture, pointed out that Vladimir Putin -- that is, when he's not wrestling Judo champions or while swimming in frozen rivers breaking through six inches...

August 13, 2013

Obama the Clown Is Off Limits

It's a sad state of affairs when America stands by while 3,000 babies are aborted daily, twiddle their thumbs while the Benghazi 4 lay in cold, dark graves, go about their business while the IRS targets American citizens, and keep right on talking wh...

August 11, 2013

The Medal of Freedom Free-for All

On the 50th anniversary of President Kennedy's establishment of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, Barack Obama, the guy who's done more to obstruct freedom than any American president in history, will be the one handing out the medals.  Having ...

August 5, 2013

The Dependably Unfaithful Colin Powell

In 2008 and then again in 2012, after retired four-star General Colin Powell endorsed and then voted for Barack Obama, the former Secretary of State's sanity was already in question. At least now, after having his email account hacked by high-level s...

August 2, 2013

Chris Christie Pulls an Alinsky on Rand Paul

A few days prior to the 2012 presidential election, in the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy, New Jersey Republican Governor Chris Christie gave Obama a long, drawn-out hug and silently nodded his head in agreement to every word spoken by the always-oppo...

July 31, 2013

Weiner's Got Hillary's Pantsuit in a Bunch

It's taken Hillary Clinton decades to politically circumvent Bill's sexual peccadilloes and put enough distance between his bad behavior and her fantastical self-image of a strong, capable leader. In her unending quest to occupy the Oval Office, Mrs...

July 30, 2013

Diane Lane to Channel Hillary Clinton

If ever there were proof that Hollywood liberals are delusional, it was when NBC announced that in preparation for 2016, fetching actress Diane Lane will star in a Hillary Clinton miniseries. Casting Diane Lane as Hillary Clinton is kind of like havi...

July 28, 2013

Polar Bear Putin's Refusal to Extradite Snowden

At the G8 Summit in Ireland, Barack Obama had an opportunity to quell tension with Vladimir Putin over Syria by stepping aside and allowing the Russian president to use the exercise facilities that the president's people had reserved first. Wasn't ...

July 25, 2013

Carlos Danger's Big Career Move

Just a few weeks after carrying the biggest flag in the Gay Pride parade, Anthony Weiner's wienermobile is about to come to a screeching halt.  Again.  Seems that even after getting caught, the man who aspires to be New York City's mayor ca...

July 24, 2013

A Plague on Two Political Houses

In Shakespeare's iconic love story Romeo and Juliet, Romeo's friend Mercutio died after becoming an innocent victim of the feud between the Montague and Capulet families. Dying from a fatal wound, Mercutio declared, "I am hurt. A plague o' both your ...

July 22, 2013

Hillary Encounters Heartbreak on the Path to 2016

We learned last January that Mrs. Clinton believes that if a person is murdered, after the fact it doesn't matter how or why.  And while that proclamation was perfectly acceptable to the Obama Administration when it came to the deaths of Christo...

July 21, 2013

'Better Angel' Obama Incites More Turmoil

Whenever Barack Obama "expands on [his] thoughts a little bit," America is in for an eye-opener, which is exactly what happened when he recently crashed a press briefing to comment on the George Zimmerman trial. Exposing his true colors, the presi...

July 20, 2013

Racial Unrest and the 'Duty to Retreat'

In response to the second degree murder acquittal of George Zimmerman, pro-Trayvon Martin supporters are expressing their displeasure with the verdict by storming shopping malls and pilfering drive-in markets.The point of the "tear up the city" ralli...

July 16, 2013

Honor Trayvon by Ending the Black Genocide

As far as the Trayvon Martin situation goes, acquittal or no acquittal, the whole event and subsequent trial is a tragedy. And Skittles and iced tea or not, 17-year-old Trayvon should never have been lurking about in a hoodie between buildings on a d...

July 15, 2013

The Obama Doctrine of Control Through Dissension

The president has more than proven that he is not a uniter.  He is a committed divider.  Jesus said, "If a house is divided against itself, that house cannot stand."  Hence, try as we might, it's getting harder to ignore what...

July 10, 2013

Mourning the Birds and the Bees

Recently, there were memorial services for 50,000 dead bumblebees in Oregon and 144 euthanized Canadian geese in North Carolina.  County workers purposely destroyed the Canadian geese, which, in some places in America, have become as bothersome ...

July 10, 2013

Barack's Bogus Broccoli Tale

Barack Obama has told a lot of tall tales, but if ever there was a lie that blatantly gave his dishonesty away, it was his claim that broccoli is his favorite food. Five years into his presidency, five years of being continually harangued by Mrs. O...

July 7, 2013

Political Hybristophilia

Aaron Hernandez is alleged to be a cold-blooded killer.  However, a minor detail like the premeditated pumping of five bullets into a friend wouldn't be a reason for female hybristophiles to disregard the NFL tight end's hotness.  On the co...

July 5, 2013

'Africa is Rising' (America, Not So Much)

Let's face it.  Barack Obama is one helluva talker, and while in the process of "fundamentally transforming" the United States onto the path of impoverished Africa, he spent a lot of time on his $100 million expedition lecturing the African peop...

July 4, 2013

'Back of the Bus' Banisher Barack Strikes Again

Barack Obama must have forgotten what he said at the dedication of Rosa Parks' statue in the Capitol's National Statuary Hall. Not only has he been throwing everyone, including his friends, under it, now he's being accused by a black activist of tell...

June 28, 2013

Barack Obama Peddles Adam and Steve in Senegal

The $100-million Obama Traveling Show touched down in Senegal.  All heady from news of the activist side of the Supreme Court further weakening the U.S. Constitution, Barack Obama could not contain his exuberance over Adam and Steve getting clos...

June 28, 2013

Michelle Obama Searches for an Identity in Senegal

Michelle Obama is first lady of the United States of America and yet it seems that she's searching high and low for an identity - desperate for a place to fit in. It started after 15-year-old schoolgirl Hadiya Pendleton of Chicago was shot dead sta...

June 27, 2013

Hillary's Children are 'Too Small to Fail'

It's not news that shameless, self-promoting know-it-all Hillary Clinton has been champing at the bit for 40 years to assume the role of Big Kahuna.  After failing miserably as Barack Obama's secretary of state, now Ms. Hill is gearing up for an...

June 25, 2013

Vladimir Tells Mr. Flexible to Go Jump in a Lake

It seems like just yesterday that Barack Obama sent a message to Vladimir Putin, via outgoing President Dmitry Medvedev, that after the 2012 election he'd have "more flexibility."  A year and a half after Obama sent that message, Putin found out...

June 21, 2013

Barack Bamboozles Berlin

Barack Obama showed up again in Berlin. Sadly, 194,000 of the fawning devotees that cheered him like a rock star in 2008 chose to skip the 2013 encore. Nonetheless, directly out of the Brandenburg gate, the president commenced with injecting race an...

June 20, 2013

Barack Obama 'Savages' Catholic Education

It's already been firmly established that if a person, group or ideology disagrees with Barack Obama, he becomes fixated on them and then, any opportunity he gets, he makes provocative comments that could be interpreted as a warning shot.  The m...

June 18, 2013

Michelle Does Dublin

Barry and Shelley, accompanied by colleens Malia and Sasha, have landed in Belfast.  While Dad "faces off" with Vladimir Putin over Syria at the G8 Summit in Enniskillen, Northern Ireland, the wife and kids flew south to visit Dublin's Trinity C...

June 16, 2013

Watch the Good Guys and Leave the Terrorists Alone

Barack Obama alleges that snooping is in the nation's best interest because it is a powerful tool needed to keep Americans safe from dangerous terrorists. Yet, taking political correctness to a whole new level of lunacy, mosques, where terrorist typ...

June 16, 2013

Michelle Obama's Irish/German/African Pre-Summer Vacation

Every year, like clockwork, Mrs. Obama exploits the president's official business responsibilities to squeeze in a pre-summer vacation, otherwise known as a PSV. A PSV is where vacation junkie Michelle finds a way to finagle a series of trips at the ...

June 14, 2013

Virginity and Government Payoffs

In Madhya Pradesh, the second largest state in India and home to over 75 million people, the government takes sharing the wealth to new levels. In the tribal district of Betul in the Hardu village of Chicholi block, the state government under a socia...

June 13, 2013

The Obamacare Anthem: 'I Believe I Might Die!'

One incident took place in Las Vegas, Nevada and the other on Long Island in Massapequa, New York.  One had to do with ice cream, and the other had to do with being stuck on the tarmac for four hours, stranded on an Allegiant Air flight bound...

June 7, 2013

Obama's 'Saving Even One Child' Policy Falls Short

Something happened between the time the president talked about Christina Taylor Green, the 9-year-old girl shot dead in the Tucson Gabrielle Giffords shooting, jumping through rain puddles in heaven, and the country finding out that Sara Murnaghan, a...

June 6, 2013

Kathleen Sebelius Advocates for GaybamaCare

This is June, and Barack Obama has transformed a month that used to be about fatherhood and dragging out the barbeque into 30 days of homage to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender (and Questioning) pride.  That's right, count 'em: 30 whole days ...

May 30, 2013

The Massachusetts Posthumous Benefits Program

Fifty-four percent of Americans oppose and are suspicious of the Affordable Health Care Act for many reasons - one being that it's clearly neither healthy nor affordable.  But what if that weren't true?  What if the whole country was anti...

May 26, 2013

Mama Obama's Cupcake Swap Initiative

There's just no stopping Mama Obama.  The first lady has successfully wangled her way into school cafeterias, but that wasn't enough.  Now she's praising textbook publishers for "swapping out cupcakes for apples in math problems." Accordi...

May 21, 2013

Obama 'In the Morehouse'

Recently, President Obama, with Valerie Jarrett in tow, graced the podium at Morehouse College to deliver the keynote speech at the historically all-male black liberal arts institution's commencement ceremonies.  Morehouse's alumni include notab...

May 20, 2013

Shielding Barack Obama From IRS Disgrace

On behalf of the progressive "FORWARD" movement, with a near-religious zeal that far exceeds the bellicose fervor liberals accuse conservatives of displaying, Obama supporters in the IRS went about the business of discriminating against social welfar...

May 14, 2013

Barack Obama: 'There's no there there'

Truth-twisting worked so well for Bill Clinton that Barack Obama borrowed the technique. Take for instance just a couple of weeks back when bespectacled Gyration Meister Jay Carney, on behalf of the president, dismissed a terrorist attack in Bengha...

May 12, 2013

Kudos to Kermit Gosnell and Ariel Castro

Kermit Gosnell and Amanda Berry have already done damage to the pro-choice movement -- Kermit for exposing the grisly details of late-term abortions, and Amanda for loving and defending a daughter sired by a rapist.  Next, Ariel Castro, via Ohio...

May 11, 2013

Big Sister's Community Garden Book Signing

Many would argue that Michelle Obama's anti-obesity/'Let's Get Physical'/veggie-infused initiative is a positive direction for America to go. In essence it is. However, when Barack or Michelle start talking about anything that has the word "community...

May 6, 2013

Michelle Obama's 'Plan B' Gun Control Effort

Plan B is not just a controversial morning-after pill; it's also an effort on Michelle Obama's part to paint anyone who doesn't agree with her husband's restrictive gun measures as people who are willing to force children to live their lives in terro...

May 2, 2013

The She-Pope of Carnegie Mellon

The war against the Catholic Church's teachings on sexuality has a new heroine. Move over, Sandra Fluke. In the run-up to the 2012 election, the Georgetown Law School grad Fluke brought honor to the Democratic Party by exposing an archaic patriarch...

April 24, 2013

There's No 'Excuse' for the Gang of Eight

Following the Boston Marathon bombing, Candy Crowley of CNN's State of the Union Sunday show hosted one quarter of the Gang of Eight: Lindsey Graham (R-SC) and the always charming and alluring Democrat from New York, Charles 'Chucky' Schumer.  O...

April 16, 2013

Kermit Gosnell: Secret Hero of the Left

Until the right-to-choose community fell victim to what the late late-term abortionist George Tiller called "sloppy medicine," all was well in pro-choice America.  Then, Dr. Kermit Gosnell, proprietor and chief abortionist at the Women's Medical...

April 10, 2013

Barack Obama Couldn't Care Less about Dead Children

President Barack Obama is firmly committed to pushing an anti-gun agenda.  He's so steadfast in his conviction that he was willing to  fly, on his $180K per hour magic carpet, the families of the children and school workers that perished in...

April 9, 2013

Homosexual Marriage Advocate Takes Things to a New Low

A leading question is one posed in such a way that it extracts from the person being questioned the answer the interviewer desires. In the mid-1980s and early 1990s, there was an explosion of child sex abuse cases. Debbie Nathan, author of Satan's Si...

April 7, 2013

Barack Obama Spins the Facts Again!

It's clear that for liberals, 10,000 illegal aliens sneaking over the border daily, which works out to be about 3.7 million a year, isn't a huge deal.  When questioned about the unrelenting influx, President Obama responded by saying, "Given the...

March 30, 2013

First Daughters' Spring Break Part II: Sun Valley

Outrageous as it may seem to some, rather than respond appropriately to the criticism and back off from the extravagant vacations, Michelle and Barry chose instead to thumb their noses at America by flying Sasha and Malia from the Atlantis in the Bah...

March 29, 2013

Sasha and Malia Obama 'Learn What They Live'

If it's really true that "children learn what they live," then the First Daughters are learning how to be highbrow aristocrats whose extravagances are enjoyed without embarrassment, in full view and at the expense of the suffering. That's right, "the...

March 27, 2013

Baby Sea Lion Murder at Laguna Beach

In the same way that Mark Kelly's life was forever changed when his wife Gabby was shot in a Safeway parking lot by a madman with a Glock 19, so too has his life been touched by witnessing his 18-year-old daughter Claudia's dog attack a helpless baby...

March 25, 2013

Barack Obama's Excellent Israeli Adventure

It's Passover, and although Barack Hussein Obama's lineage is far removed from that of Abraham, the man should at least put a little of the emergency transfusion blood that they bring along in the president's motorcade over the lintels of his door. ...

March 17, 2013

Did Hugo Chávez Pick the New Pope?

Recently Mahmoud Ahmadinejad predicted that Hugo Chávez would return on the clouds with Jesus on Resurrection Day. Then, Venezuela's left-wing "president in charge" and hopeful successor to Hugo Chávez, Vice President Nicolás Maduro, gave Hugo credit...

March 12, 2013

Pretend-gun Fingers and Plop-Tarts

Republican state Senator J. B. Jennings of Maryland is proposing a bill to protect Pop-Tart gun-makers and students who emulate President Obama, a man notorious for flashing around his pretend-gun finger, from being suspended from school. The goal of...

March 8, 2013

Nuking Hugo

Forget "Abraham, Martin and John," now we have Hugo, Jesus and Mahdi because Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is convinced that Ch叩vez will return to the earth with the redeemer of Islam, 12th Imam Mahdi's personal deputy Jesus Christ.  Extolling Jesus as ...

March 6, 2013

Socialized Medicine Even Kills Socialists

The President of Venezuela's dependence on Cuban healthcare obviously failed him, because Hugo Chávez is dead.  In a July 16, 2011 New York Times article entitled "Chávez Puts His Trust in Castro for Care," Michael Shifter, president of the...

March 5, 2013

The Terror Threat from Pop-Tarts and Hello Kitty

A few months ago, a five-year-old Pennsylvania girl was standing at a bus stop talking to her friend when she made the mistake of insisting a princess bubble blower is superior to a Hello Kitty Bubble gun.  The little girl suggested to her bus m...

February 25, 2013

America's Indifference to Pervasive Decay

After a visiting 21-year-old Canadian student named Elisa Lam was sadly discovered in one of the metal water towers on the roof of the Cecil Hotel in Los Angeles, one guest, Sabina Baugh, a tourist from Britain, described the taste of the water as va...

February 18, 2013

The Obama Bankruptcy Curse Strikes Again!

If an establishment is endowed with enough history to be able to hang a plaque on the wall that says "George Washington Slept Here," that business usually grows.  With Barack Obama, it's the exact opposite.  That's why when Obama visits or ...

February 6, 2013

An illegal 'by any other name'

Liberals love to rename things, and as the immigration debate intensifies the left is assisting Barack Obama in his battle to grant amnesty to illegals by portraying the word "illegal" as offensive. If all goes according to plan, if and when the word...

February 1, 2013

'Dangerous Hairdryers' and Self-protective Cutting Shears

Last year, with the authorization of Attorney General Eric Holder and the U.S. Department of Justice, after thousands of "Fast and Furious" assault rifles wreaked mayhem on both the U.S. border and inside Mexico, the Obama administration commissioned...

January 31, 2013

Paving over History

In 1970, Joni Mitchell's song Big Yellow Taxi was a huge hit. Forty-two years later, it is rumored that the University of Chicago wants to raze Ronald Reagan's childhood home to clear the way for Obama's future presidential library, which brings to m...

January 22, 2013

Michelle Obama Substitutes Eye Rolling for Politics

On Inauguration Day there was lots of talk about laying aside partisan differences and coming together as a nation.  However, during the inaugural luncheon Michelle Obama's body language indicated that if she has anything to say about it over th...

January 21, 2013

The Children's Hour

Thus far, the criticism surrounding the president's shameless exploitation of schoolchildren at the recent White House 23-Executive-"Actions" performance has focused largely on how wrong it was to use little kids as political props. Even more reprehe...

January 18, 2013

Obama Defiles Reagan Stagecraft

In 2011 in Time Magazine, while President Obama's job approval was dropping like a rock, Ronald Reagan's daughter and faithful Obama supporter Patti Davis wrote an article entitled "Perception and Reality: What Obama Really Needs Right Now." Da...

January 13, 2013

Expunging Truth from the 57^th Inauguration

Christians from all across America are outraged that popular evangelical pastor Louie Giglio of laminin fame has been banished and will no longer be delivering the benediction at President Obama's second and possibly even more historic inauguration, ...

January 5, 2013

Obama's Inner Circle and the 'War on Women'

The White House releases tons of pictures of Obama family dog Bo; pictures of Michelle Obama gardening and hula-hooping; there are even photos of President Obama teaching the Resolute Desk how to do double duty as an ottoman. What there aren't a lot ...

January 4, 2013

Throwing the Rich to the Lions

The New Year has started well for Barack Obama. The president took a step forward in the ongoing process of "fundamentally transforming" America. As 2013 dawned, Obama accomplished a formidable set of goals: higher taxes for the majority, class warfa...

December 30, 2012

Hobby Lobby and the Loss of America's Soul

In America, established rights such as religious liberty and the right to bear arms are currently under attack. Liberals are in charge and they seem to feel that straightforward Constitutional precepts require alteration or eradication. Take for ins...

December 27, 2012

What You Didn't Know About Your Neighborhood

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December 23, 2012

Whatever Happened to 'They're Gonna Do it Anyway?'

Rest assured that if Americans are participating in an activity that liberals applaud, encouragement and financial facilitation are certain. However, if the uncooperative citizenry tends toward an activity that the left condemns, guilt, denunciation,...

December 23, 2012

America's Vicarious Christmas Vacation

President Barack Obama needs a break.  It's tiring and takes a tremendous amount of effort to dismantle 250 years of what made America the great nation we once were. So, in anticipation of leaving the drudgery of governing behind, Obama abandone...

December 21, 2012

Whittling Away our Freedoms

In the aftermath of the tragic murders at Sandy Hook Elementary School, Barack Obama, together with a supportive left-wing media, has called for "meaningful action" to address the problem of mass shootings. Since that heartbreaking episode, the presi...

December 16, 2012

Michelle Obama Accuses the Right of Voter Suppression and Lying

One would think that after November 6th Mrs. Obama would lay off the 'Down with the Struggle' nonsense.  For a couple of weeks, the first lady dropped off the radar, which was a bit odd, but after Thanksgiving she reemerged refreshed and ready t...

December 14, 2012

Sell a Kidney - Save an Illegal's Life

Jorge Mariscal of Chicago, Illinois is a graphic design student who has lived in America illegally for 23 years.  When Jorge was a year old, his mother, Sonia Lopez, smuggled him over the border from Mexico into the United States.  From the...

December 14, 2012

Harry Belafonte Suggests that Barack Obama Jail Political Detractors

The "King of Calypso," Hugo Chávez enthusiast, and "Banana Boat" crooner, octogenarian Harry Belafonte is so thrilled with the reelection of Barack Obama that he's taken to cable "news" network MSNBC to share his views on how President Obama should d...

December 12, 2012

'Share-the-Wealth' Obama's Charitable Christmas Message

Besides turning the White House into a tabernacle to a Portuguese Water Dog, this year, for the holidays, the president and his family attended the annual "Christmas in Washington" TNT special taped at the National Building Museum.  The Obamas g...

December 10, 2012

Barack Obama's 'Gangnam Style'

It's become a habit for Americans to embrace charismatic individuals without knowing anything about them. The reason could be that our nation's culture has devolved to the point where we're shallow, uninformed and more apt to esteem celebrity ab...

December 8, 2012

White House Holiday Theme 2012

President Obama has secured his place in the Oval Office for at least another four years.  So, during his second term there probably won't be any more stage-managed photo ops that feature the Obama family making "surprise visits" to St. John's E...

December 5, 2012

The Ecological Incorrectness of 54 Christmas Trees

The thing about liberals that never ceases to amaze is how the high standards they espouse never apply to them.  Take the president and first lady for example.  How can you call yourself a green president, allow a group to call themselves "...

December 4, 2012

Basketball Bandits 'Blindside' Hofstra University

Hofstra University in Hempstead, NY just found out that The Blind Side, an inspiring movie based on true story where a rich woman adopts a poverty-stricken boy and mentors him to NFL success, if put into practice, more often than not delivers disappo...

December 3, 2012

The Worldwide 'War on Women'

American women have now been esteemed to such a level that for taking a stand against religious liberty and becoming the nation's contraceptive cover girl, Sandra Fluke is actually being considered as TIME magazine's Person of the Year. Women who com...

December 1, 2012

Don't Pooh-Pooh Pee-Powered Generators

Barack Obama is encouraging most minorities to bilk the system, give up hope, and continue to embrace racial animosity.  Meanwhile, in poverty-stricken Nigeria, four teenage girls have come up with a way to harness the power of urine to run a ge...

November 25, 2012

Charlie Brown and the 'Little Rock Nine'

In 1957, outside Central High in Little Rock, Arkansas, a white mob, together with the National Guard ordered there by Governor Orval Faubus, attempted to block nine black students from entering school.  A federal court injunction ordered police...

November 17, 2012

Bye-Bye,Fried Twinkies

In a "shared little-known facts about herself" interview, which revealed that along with sleeping with her dog when the president is out of town, the first lady admitted she partakes of the foods she forbids her husband to eat. Michell...

November 12, 2012

Outsmarting a Chicago Smarty at His Own Game

It's a week since the 2012 election, and personally, I'm totally disoriented.  I mistook Friday for Wednesday; I live on an island destroyed by hurricane Sandy; and my overall mood borders on despondent.  For me, anyway, it's depressing tha...

November 9, 2012

John Boehner Should Get Out of Obama's Way

Based on the dismal state of the union and after four years of doing exactly what Rush Limbaugh said he hoped that he would do, by any thinking person's standards President Barack Obama has indeed "failed." Yet, despite the catastrophe, on Election D...

October 28, 2012

The 'Original Intent' of Benghazi

Charles Woods, father of Tyrone Woods, one of the two former Navy SEALs who lost their lives in the 9/11 terrorist attack in Benghazi, is demanding answers as to why, if the White House Situation Room was watching Americans die in real time, did they...

October 28, 2012

Are Somali Pirates Voting in Ohio?

Finally, the billy club-toting New Black Panther Party may have some backup in ensuring that Barack Obama wins a second term.  Why? Because it looks like a few Somali pirates may have managed to sneak past Janet Napolitano and are now in Ohio to...

October 26, 2012

Obama Sleeps While Americans Die

Despite the poor economy, high unemployment, and the overall state of national malaise, Barack Obama has been hinging his prospects for reelection solely on the fact that the architect of 9/11, Osama bin Laden, is dead. Rather than giving most of the...

October 26, 2012

Voting for Obama Is like First-Time Sex in the City

Cyberspace is all atwitter about a new Obama campaign-paid ad starring HBO series Girls star Lena Dunham entitled "My first time was with Obama."  The ad uses a sexual double-entendre that equates Dunham voting for the first time with losing her...

October 24, 2012

Obama's Vanishing Lead with Women Voters

The Democratic party likes to portray itself as seeing women as equal to men.  Yet it's the Democrats who think they can woo female voters by dangling free contraceptives in front of them like a carrot luring a donkey. For months America has bee...

October 22, 2012

The Sandra Fluke Traveling War on Women Show

Sandra Fluke was a third-year student at Georgetown Law and past president of Georgetown Law Students for Reproductive Justice (LSRJ) when, on behalf of women with ovarian cysts, she showed up at an unofficial hearing before House Democrats. Fluke ap...

October 22, 2012

The Sandra Fluke Traveling War on Women Show

Sandra Fluke was a third-year student at Georgetown Law and past president of Georgetown Law Students for Reproductive Justice (LSRJ) when, on behalf of women with ovarian cysts, she showed up at an unofficial hearing before House Democrats.  Fl...

October 20, 2012

Binder Bimbos or Benghazi?

A newly-formed band of Binder Bimbos is working diligently to convince America that Mitt Romney demeaned women during the second debate when he described how he, as governor of Massachusetts, went about balancing his male-dominated Cabinet with women...

October 18, 2012

'Eye Candy' Lies, and Candy Swears to It

In the run-up to the second debate, feminists have been moaning about how Candy Crowley, unlike Jim Lehrer, was reduced to a "Vanna White ... holding a microphone."  Advocating for equal debate clout, Crowley has been speaking out on her own beh...

October 17, 2012

Obama's Campaign Bus Parks on Top of Hillary

Americans are supposed to believe that it took one full month for the "smartest woman in the world," Hillary Clinton, to figure out that the "buck stops" with her?  What was she doing from September 11 to October 15?  Trying to figure out w...

October 15, 2012

Abortion Advocate Gloria Steinem Condemns Violence

Feminist and reproductive rights activist Gloria Steinem once said, "A woman reading Playboy feels a little like a Jew reading a Nazi manual."  Similarly, women listening to Gloria Steinem talk about violence toward women should also feel "like ...

October 14, 2012

Joe Biden, 'Practicing Catholic'

Amid all the smirking, chortling, and "give me a break, kid" sniggering that ill-mannered Joe Biden exhibited at the 2012 vice presidential debate, when he piously explained his stance on abortion, he exposed in totality the hypocrisy of liberal thin...

October 14, 2012

A million muppets to participate in 'Puppet Power' march

For those Million Worker Marchers now receiving their Barack Obama entitlements, marching for jobs is no longer necessary. But for the "million" black men who marched for "atonement, unity and brotherhood" in 1995 and the "million" moms who demonstra...

October 11, 2012

Mitt Pronounces Big Bird a Dead Canary

Barely blinking once throughout the entire first presidential debate, moderator and timid minute-counter Jim Lehrer should have taken pointers from PBS colleague Count von Count from Sesame Street, because Mitt Romney ran roughshod over Jim and in th...

October 3, 2012

'Deadly Earnest' Joe Campaigns for Mitt

The reason Joe Robinette Biden is sort of endearing is because whenever he tries too hard to relate to the little people, he always tells the unvarnished truth. One Biden supporter, described Joe Biden this way "He's honest, he's forthright and he sa...

October 1, 2012

Joe Biden Peddles Free Colonoscopies

Talking up Barack Obama's commitment to Medicare in Florida, Joe Biden delivered a promise to seniors that he must believe will sew up the Sunshine State for Obama: free colonoscopies.  Although free contraceptives would normally be tantalizing ...

September 30, 2012

Putting Obama on Hold

From the very beginning of his presidency, Barack Obama has set the tone for his relationships with world leaders.  It is pretty much accepted that unless you're a non-Western monarch, don't expect Barack Obama to bow to you.  Now we come t...

September 26, 2012

Michelle Obama's Share-the-Starvation School Lunch Program

School menu monitor Michelle Obama has always put the welfare of America's school children first. Right?  Now, the first lady, in conjunction with the USDA and the 2010 "Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act," is on a one-woman mission to eradicate what ...

September 24, 2012

The Rehabilitation of Sluts

Once again the left has inadvertently vindicated Rush Limbaugh.  On the Facebook page "Planned Parenthood Info for Teens," there is a link to a Planned Parenthood site with a page called "Info for Teens."  In the "Ask the Expert" section, o...

September 24, 2012

Barack Obama Strolls Down EZ Street

Perpetual campaigner Barack Obama is everywhere.  He's in Las Vegas, the internet, over at Jay and Bey's place, and even showed up on EZ Street's show on Washington DC's interactive urban contemporary radio station WKYS. WKYS features "what's ho...

September 21, 2012

Pledging to Obama 'For All'

There was a day when Barack Obama couldn't muster the energy or desire to lift his hand to cover his heart during the national anthem.  Now, the Obama campaign is asking his supporters to do for him what he refused to do for America: place their...

September 20, 2012

'Jay and Bey' Fete Barry

Forget the White House Honey Ale beer.  While cash-strapped Americans were attempting to squeeze two cups of tea out of one Lipton tea bag, Barack Obama was fundraising in a ritzy Manhattan nightclub that features an 18-foot tower of gold-bottle...

September 20, 2012

Buy-a-Brick for Barry

Republicans are calling it the Buffett Rule Act, but they should have called it the Call-the-Liberals'-Bluff Act.  Democrats and Republicans in the House agreed that wealthy Americans who want to voluntarily pay more taxes to reduce the deficit ...

September 16, 2012

Community Organizing, Cairo Style

Barack Obama prides himself on being a community organizer -- stirring up the disgruntled in Chicago was the sole skill set that earned him the esteemed title of Leader of the Free World. Using Saul Alinsky's Rules for Radicals as a road map, Barack ...

September 14, 2012

Hillary Clinton, Defender of Infidelity and the Killers of Infidels

Last year, Mrs. Clinton was inspired by the revolution in Libya and praised the rebels for "taking back their country." This year, when US Ambassador to Libya Chris Stevens' murdered corpse was desecrated in a manner reminiscent of how rebels treated...

September 10, 2012

Hopeful Barack Obama, the Merchant of Hopelessness

Barack Obama is hopeful; or at least that's what he told America during his DNC acceptance speech.  Yet, his list of things and people that give him hope actually points to the reasons many Americans are hopeless.  At a time in our history ...

September 5, 2012

Michelle Obama Supermarket Sweeper

No sooner has Michelle Obama finished pushing the online course for the grocery shopping-impaired than now she comes up with a backup plan for those who find it impossible to keep the grocery cart far from the sugar, fat and salt aisle.  Mrs. Ob...

September 3, 2012

Michelle Obama Shares Her Supermarket Savvy, Or Something

Like a hovering mom telling her children to finish up those green beans, once again Michelle Obama has ratcheted up her role of national instructress a few notches by incorporating into her anti-obesity campaign an intelligence-insulting online cours...

August 30, 2012

Liberal Women Speak with a Whole New Voice

As a group, Democrats provide tons of fodder for humor. But by far the most ridiculous thing liberal women have done to date is dress up like female genitalia to make a statement at the RNC.  When attending political events, conservatives usuall...

August 26, 2012

The Whitewashed Sepulchers of Washington, D.C.

Liberal-style designer spirituality is a combination of moral relativism and a hybrid form of pseudo-Christianity.  Pious liberals mix together a dash of New-Ageism, a sprinkle of secular humanism, a bit of out-of-context Scripture, and a large ...

August 25, 2012

Liberals' Illegitimate War on Women

Willingness or unwillingness to prevent or terminate a pregnancy appears to be the sole criterion upon which liberal women judge how well they're being treated.  It's stunning that the left actually embraces the idea that taking a stand for life...

August 22, 2012

Barack Obama's Idea of Staying in the Word and Living Like Jesus

Prior to the election in 2008, then-candidate Barack Obama showed up in Rick Warren's Saddleback Church in Lake Forest, California.  It was there that Warren asked Barack Obama what Christianity meant to him and this is how he answered: As a st...

August 21, 2012

Kids Eat Kale at State Dinner

Although most Americans will never have an opportunity to attend a state dinner at the White House, it's fun to witness history in the making by taking a first-hand look inside one as it happens. When the Obamas hold a grownup state dinner, the menu ...

August 18, 2012

The Barack Obama Tasting Tour Hits a Bump in the Road

For the last four years, food has taken center stage in the Obama administration.  What to eat, what not to eat, what Michelle is eating, what Barack is eating, what Michelle thinks Barack should and should not be eating.  The nation has be...

August 15, 2012

Beer-Drinking Barack Charms Iowans at the Bud Tent

Having to pass up that fried Twinkie didn't stop Barack Obama from banging back a Budweiser at the state fair in Des Moines, Iowa.  The President chose to grace third-generation beer stand owner Mike Cunningham II's popular Bud Tent with his exa...

August 14, 2012

'Knuckleheads' 4 Government

Recently, at the University of Science in Philadelphia, the City of Brotherly Love, Michelle Obama expressed her view of the Obama voters she feels will make difference in the November election.  The first lady's less-than-flattering opinion is ...

August 14, 2012

Obama's 'Shared Prosperity'

At one of four fundraisers in Illinois yesterday, the President of the United States said, "Chicago is an example of what makes this country great." This in the city where a former ballet dancer-turned mayor called in Minister Louis Farrakhan of the ...

August 10, 2012

Paranormal Pelosi and the Suffragists

America now knows that much like the sixth sense of Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi also speaks to dead people.  And not just any group of apparitions; the ghosts Nancy claims have contacted her are suffragists Susan B. Anthony,...

August 9, 2012

Obama Dazzles Denver Dames

The Obama 2012 campaign, featuring Sandra Fluke, the "eloquent advocate for women's health" and Georgetown University Law School graduate whose claim to fame is complaining that for lack of free contraceptives a friend with polycystic ovary disease l...

August 7, 2012

Obama Stoops to New Fundraising Lows

Obama 2012 has expanded that infamous Rahm Emanuel aphorism that says, "Never let serious crisis to go to waste," to include "Never let an opportunity to bilk for campaign cash go to waste!" In order to fill campaign coffers with much-needed funds to...

August 3, 2012

The Hijab at the Olympics

The Summer 2012 Olympics in London are supplying the world with exactly the type of ethnic variety that multicultural globalists currently hold in such high esteem.  Face it, where else can Olympic fans see female competitors play beach volleyba...

August 2, 2012

Mammary Mavens and Other Government Boobs

As barriers are placed in front of mothers who feel more at ease bottle-feeding their children, what started with government orchestrating kids' lunches is fast becoming an attempt at national nipple control.  The breastfeeding issue has progres...

July 30, 2012

Dancing Nurses and Dead Brits

Regardless of futile attempts at liberal do-goodery, the goal on the left is always the same: constantly demanding undeserved praise for well-intentioned but failed acts of benevolent socialism.  That sort of predictable imagery-before-reality m...

July 30, 2012

Michelle Obama's Olympic Escapade

When Michelle Obama jetted off to Britain to instruct the US Olympic Team on what they need to do to come home with the gold, it became apparent that America's first lady had found a way to party hearty, regardless of the pledge to forgo her annual M...

July 27, 2012

The Liberal 'Right' to Violence

Sports teams with Indian names, candy, the First and Second Amendment, and skull-smashing football are some of the things that offend and/or concern the left. Therefore, interdiction has become a favorite liberal pastime. So far lefties have successf...

July 24, 2012

Oh-oh! Obama Promises to 'Do Something'

Watching and listening to the President after he met with the grieving families of those killed in the Aurora, Colorado gun massacre was moving.  For the first time in four years, Barack Obama actually displayed a measure of emotion. One could h...

July 23, 2012

Now 'It Takes One'?

Nicknamed "the closer" by her husband, first lady Michelle Obama has decided to exploit her high favorability ratings in hopes of benefiting Barack Obama's bid for re-election.  From the look of things, Obama needs a swift kick in the seat of hi...

July 10, 2012

Obama, Bush, and Women's Health

Unable to accept the reality of his own ineptitude, Barack Obama relentlessly calls attention to his predecessor.  For his every policy failure, Obama continues to blame Republicans and specifically everybody's affable fall guy, George W. Bush....

July 7, 2012

Obama's 'Precious Legacy' and the Dilemma of Black Voters

Michelle Obama recently took to the pulpit at the Nashville African Methodist Episcopal Church (AME) 49th General Conference. In an attempt to reignite the same enthusiasm the black community exhibited in 2008 when 96% of that population supported Ba...

July 1, 2012

Obama's Healthcare Conquest

When a coalition of individuals President Barack Obama once labeled "an unelected group of people" gave their rubber-stamp approval to the Affordable Care Act, the Supreme Court may have actually outdone Roe v. Wade in the bad law department.  A...

June 30, 2012

Moral Relativism and the Plight of a Pedophile

Larry Brinkin, 22-year retiree from the San Francisco Human Rights Commission and veteran gay rights advocate from San Francisco, has been arrested for felony possession of child pornography.  Following his arrest, Mr. Brinkin was released on ba...

June 27, 2012

Obama, the fast food president

Never again can anyone ever accuse Barack Obama of not accomplishing great things during his term as president. We all know that "real men don't eat" quiche, which is why when he's out on the road Barack Obama makes Guy Fieri, the corpulent star of "...

June 26, 2012

'When Barry Met Shelley'

Based on the brick wall backdrop and Michelle's black and white outfit, it appears that back in March, after dining with "Dinner with Barack and Michelle" contest winners, the first couple took the time at the Boundary Road Restaurant in Washington, ...

June 23, 2012

Is Hillary 'Mentally 'illary'?

Quite frankly, Hillary Clinton appears to be losing it.  She is letting her hair down, literally and otherwise.  Based on her behavior lately, the former first lady/current secretary of state is either trying to rehabilitate her stoic reput...

June 23, 2012

Fundraising Frontiers for Obama 2012

The slogan for Obama's fundraisers ought to be "no limits," for it is clear that desperation for cash has become the guiding principle. The most recent example is an Obama Registry where, in lieu of putting an envelope in the bride and groom's cash b...

June 21, 2012

How About an American DREAM Act?

In the three and a half years since Barack Obama took office the American Dream has turned into an American nightmare.  Listening to him grant immunity to illegal immigrants in his DREAM Act speech makes one wonder whether the President, wh...

June 18, 2012

Mr. 'Cool' Loses his Cool

In case America had any doubts about it, the word is out -- no one questions Barack Obama, especially when he's decided to sign an executive order that he knows is relatively unpopular. While exercising autonomy, pandering to the Latino vote, and tak...

June 16, 2012

The Show's Over for 'A New York Night'

Using up who-knows-how-many carbon credits and causing massive gridlock, Barack Obama arrived at Sex in the City star Sarah Jessica Parker's West Village pad for first leg of "A New York Night" and the 162nd of the 163 fundraisers he's attended since...

June 15, 2012

Doing the 'Fatherhood Buzz' with Barack Obama

As Father's Day approaches, President Obama is turning his attention toward teaching men how to be better fathers. To introduce the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services' "Fatherhood Buzz" initiative, Barack Obama made an "unscheduled barbecue...

June 11, 2012

The David Axelrod's 'Not Doing Fine' Talk Show Appearance

David Axelrod took to the Sunday morning airwaves to clarify the 'Hope and Ever Changing' President's assessment that the economy-is-fine and not-so-fine statements.  Hearing Barack Obama's top campaign strategist attempt to do damage control is...

June 10, 2012

Ten Camels for Barry

Situated in the Horn of Africa, Somalia is known for many things, some of which include poetry, pirates, civil wars, body-cavity suicide bombs, frankincense, myrrh, and other exotic spices. Of late, Somalia is also known for being home to al-Shabaab,...

June 9, 2012

Pie and the Obama worldview

Once again Michelle Obama has managed to exempt herself from her own rules and regulations in a very public way.  Swinging through Virginia, talking up her husband's many outstanding accomplishments such as recently insisting that the economy is...

June 8, 2012

Michelle Obama Rallies Obama Supporters in Philly

Over the past few weeks, Barack Obama probably spent a lot of time fretting over whether or not, at his recent "Barack on Broadway" fundraiser, he should reprise the endlessly rehearsed first line of "Let's Stay Together" by Al Green or, in light of ...

June 2, 2012

Ignorance and Incompetence Supersedes Hope and Change

Recently at the White House Barack Obama solemnly draped Medals of Freedom around the necks of an aging rock star in sunglasses, a Democrat astronaut, a United Farm Worker/chair of the Democratic Socialists of America, and a liberal poet who had writ...

June 2, 2012

Waging a War on America's Unborn Women

Seems the Democrats are so focused on winning the "war on women" that they gave a thumbs-up to the unfettered destruction of female fetuses purely on the basis of being female. Barack Obama's House Democrats made their radical pro-abortion position c...

May 24, 2012

Sidwell Friends School's 'Mistake'-Proof Prom Prank

Recently, the Washingtonian reported that a pre-prom "prank" email appeared to have been sent from school administrators of Sidwell Friends School, the private $35K-per-year Washington DC institution that both Sasha and Malia Obama attend.  The ...

May 13, 2012

'Out for Obama' and Other Outlandish Campaign Slogans

On behalf of advancing equality, following the "evolution" of Barack Obama being made public, the President's campaign almost instantly added a line of 2012 products to store.barackobama.com that appealed exclusively to euphoric homosexual supporters...

May 10, 2012

Barack Obama Tweets Mom

In an effort to raise campaign cash for his reelection, President Barack Obama recently offered himself up as first prize in raffle called "Dinner with Barack." Then, for a $5 donation, dog-loving supporters were given the opportunity to help fill th...

May 3, 2012

Kabul or Just Plain Bull?

Barack Obama flew all the way to Afghanistan to surprise the troops, sign a pact with President Hamid Karzai, have his picture taken giving a speech at Bagram Air Base with flag-draped armored military vehicles as a backdrop, and give himself a 'We'v...

May 1, 2012

Barack Obama's Silence Speaks Louder than His Words

When President Obama disagrees with something, it doesn't take long for him to impulsively express his disapproval in a public forum, especially when he believes doing so will further his policy goals or bolster his waning popularity.  But while...

April 29, 2012

'Just for Men' Like Osama and Obama

For the first time ever in my adult life...I dyed my hair.  That's right, I just turned two years shy of 60-years-old and I took the plunge and rid my head of stray grays.  It didn't change my world; in fact, no one really even noticed. But...

April 28, 2012

Not even after death do we part

The Arab Spring in Egypt is over.  The revolution managed to oust President Hosni Mubarak and transform the Muslim Brotherhood into a political force so strong they control nearly "half the seats in Egypt's newly elected parliament." Although th...

April 28, 2012

Barack Obama 'Making History' Again

America has had 43 presidents, but only a handful of them are considered truly great.  First, of course, is the humble general and commander-in-chief of the Continental Army, George Washington, and certainly right behind him is Abraham Lincoln, ...

April 25, 2012

Student Loans and Yogurt Splattered Trousers

Barack Obama was in Boulder, Colorado giving another sermon-style "I believe in you" speech, this time to college students at the University of Colorado. On occasion, when he's on the road without Michelle to monitor his food choices or share his Fre...

April 25, 2012

Liberals Litter on Earth Day

There are many things about liberals that are infuriating, but one of the most aggravating is their unabashed hypocrisy.  From the President of the United States to Earth Day revelers in a San Francisco park, what sets liberals apart from sane p...

April 21, 2012

The Dog Daze of Obama

Before saying anything about dogs, or making an issue over Mitt Romney transporting his Irish Setter Seamus on the roof of the family car, it seems someone in the Obama campaign should have known that in the second chapter of the President's best-sel...

April 18, 2012

Throw Bo a Bone In 2012

This April is the third anniversary of the Obama's playful pup being adopted by the first family. Who can forget when, as a reward for his winning the 2008 election, a little Portuguese water dog became a post-inaugural gift from the new President, v...

April 17, 2012

Axelrod Gets Axed on Fox News

Sunday, prepared for a cardio workout, I ventured to the gym. And lo-and-behold, I was just in time for Chris Wallace's "Fox News Sunday."  Truth be told, I had prepared myself for the pain of jogging uphill on a treadmill, but what I hadn't ant...

April 15, 2012

Obama's Uncle Omar Fights for Asylum

Barack Obama's illegal-immigrant Uncle Omar is in the news again. If Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) finally get their way, in the future Uncle Omar, aka Onyango Obama, will not be frequenting the Chicken Bone Saloon.  Last year, it wa...

April 14, 2012

Faux Feminists Declare War on Women

Presently, in an effort secure the female vote, the very women who pride themselves on preventing gender discrimination are the ones suggesting that a woman's purpose, life experience, and ability to relate to others hinges solely on whether or not s...

April 12, 2012

The Truth About Bag O' Bones Barack

It used to be that the only distinguishing physical feature belonging to Barack Obama the public could monitor was whether the President's telltale grays seemed toned down on Monday morning, whether Sunday might be "Just for Men®" touchup night in th...

April 11, 2012

Castro Criticizes Obama's Fashion Choices

In the style section of online community Mamás Latinas, author Irina Gonzalez was all atwitter about Barack Obama's fashion statement scheduled to be made at the mid-April Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia. Seems the President has commiss...

April 10, 2012

The White House Easter Egg Roll and the Republican War on Women

On the Monday following Easter, a relaxed President Obama dressed in khaki pants, rolled-up shirt sleeves and shiny brown wingtip shoes, together with wife Michelle, daughters Sasha and Malia, mother-in-law Marian Robinson, and family dog Bo, took to...

April 9, 2012

Abake and Barack: Two Philanthropic Peas in a Pod

Recently, President Barack Obama released his list of "bundlers."  Bundlers are a special group of "financiers who raise campaign money by soliciting high-dollar contributions from friends and associates," and in turn get to attend fancy State D...

April 8, 2012

Barack Obama's 'Doubtful' Easter Message

As a group, liberals are experts on everything, so it's no surprise that part-time Christian/full-time champion of choice Barack Obama would feel comfortable preaching from the Scripture.  At the April 4th Easter Prayer Breakfast, zealous abort...

April 8, 2012

Life Lessons from Chávez's Cancer

On many levels, thanks to Venezuelan president Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías, Americans are in the midst of a teachable moment.  If President of the United States Barack Obama pays attention, maybe he can learn a thing or two from the experiences of ...

April 4, 2012

Barack Obama, Stand-Up Comedian

It's nice to know that the multi-talented President of the United States, besides being an economic genius, a shovel-unready job creator, a healthcare specialist and Constitutional sage, also has a little-known talent for stand-up comedy. While the c...

April 2, 2012

Lessons from Lotto

Great news: three people won the Mega Millions lottery, which is awesome for them, but for the rest of America not so good. It means just three people -- one in Kansas, another in Illinois and one more in Maryland -- will each get $213 million before...

April 2, 2012

Big Helper Michelle Obama Presents Kids' Choice Award to Taylor Swift

At the 2012 annual Kids' Choice Awards, self-described 'Big Helper' Michelle Obama was given the honor of awarding country/pop star Taylor Swift with the "Big Help Award."  Before proceeding, it's important to first point out that this type of "...

March 31, 2012

Sharpton Calling for Civil Disobedience

In response to the Sanford Police Department's failure to arrest the man accused in the shooting death of Florida teen Trayvon Martin, a local chapter of the NAACP organized a march that planned to bus into Sanford, Florida a number of Skittle-eating...

March 30, 2012

Mrs. Biggest Loser Set to Appear on 'The Biggest Loser'

White House officials say Mrs. Obama and her daughters are on another private family trip, shopping, meeting up with Taylor Swift, and disobeying Dad by going to Las Vegas.  If the calculation is correct, this is probably the official mother-dau...

March 28, 2012

Cheney's Heart and 'Death Panels'

Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin once predicted that a day was coming in America when "bureaucrats [would] decide, based on subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether [a person] is worthy of health care." While advo...

March 27, 2012

Atheist Group Threatens Ten Commandments Lawsuit

It seems as though a Madison, Wisconsin-based atheist group calling themselves the Freedom from Religion Foundation has nothing better to do with the time their freedom buys them than travel around America sniffing out religion wherever it resides. S...

March 25, 2012

Whatever happened to 'bring us together'?

In April 2009, less than three months after Barack Obama took office, the Department of Homeland Security issued a report entitled "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment." The...

March 22, 2012

The Earth Quakes on Spring Break

In some circles, supporters who stop just short of worshiping the man have assigned Barack Obama God-like qualities.  Lest we forget, this is a guy who people believed would provide America a nonstop Biblical-style Day of Jubilee.  The beli...

March 21, 2012

Tyler Perry's Abortion Confusion

Recently, it was uplifting to hear actor/director/playwright/producer/author/songwriter Tyler Perry speak so movingly at the funeral of his friend, the late Whitney Houston. Broadcast live from the New Hope Baptist Church in Newark, New Jersey, Tyler...

March 17, 2012

Dinner With Obama: First Class for One Percenters, Coach for the 'Average Folks'

Whenever an opportunity is presented to live the values he professes, rather than do something nice for the 'less fortunate among us,' President Barack Obama chooses instead to cater directly to the very 1% he claims already have more than they need....

March 14, 2012

The Trenton Toilet Paper Shortage

Presently, there is a crisis afoot in New Jersey that is symbolic of government incompetence and indicative of the fate that awaits every American if ObamaCare is implemented. In Trenton, the Health Department may be forced to shut down city building...

March 12, 2012

Feminists Attempt to Abort Rush Limbaugh's Broadcast

Radical feminist Gloria Steinhem once said, "Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dirty joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need ...

March 9, 2012

Stephanie Decker's Message to Would-be Mothers

The definition of "motherly" is "caring, protective, and kind," and all of these words apply to mom/hero Stephanie Decker of Henryville, Indiana. In the path of a group of deadly tornadoes churning through the middle of the country, to save her child...

March 8, 2012

Time for a Conservative Whine Session?

In their attempts to guilt America into submission, liberals are famous for giving face time to the unfortunate victims of Republican resistance to liberal policies.  For example, in the Obama gallery at the State of the Union, we've had our hea...

March 5, 2012

The Liberal Quest for Population Control

Slowly but surely, the Obama administration is introducing the general public to the idea that fewer people born translates into health care cost savings. Liberals are so committed to the idea of fewer live births that by issuing conscience-disturbin...

March 4, 2012

Obama's Drunk Uncle Omar Pleads Innocent

It's 2012 and Barack Obama's uncle Onyango Obama is back in court. Onyango is brother to the President's late father Barack Sr., which may explain why, in an astonishing display of Obama family consanguinity, Onyango, aka 'Uncle Omar,' displays a gen...

March 3, 2012

'After-Birth' Abortions the New Choice

Here we are, folks - we've reached the tipping point.  Seems brilliant medical ethicists linked to the highly esteemed Oxford University have decided that killing a live-born infant is "no different from abortion." The eggheads, who obviously ha...

February 29, 2012

Making the 'Military Pay'

Barack Obama is showing his hand by using the military as guinea pigs in what is soon to be one of many social experiments initiated by ObamaCare.  If the President's proposed plan to place an increased burden for healthcare costs on military fa...

February 28, 2012

Michelle Obama's Well-Marbled Manipulation

In recent weeks Mrs. Obama might as well be crisscrossing the United States of America with broccoli in one hand and a five-pound hand weight in the other, with carrot tops sticking out of her back pocket and half a cantaloupe for a hat.  She's ...

February 27, 2012

New Horizons for Hate Crimes

Excuse me for laughing, but the flawed logic of liberals has run into sort of a lesbian conundrum up in the blue-blue state of Massachusetts. Seems three women who proudly fly the rainbow flag were arraigned for beating up a gay man in a Massachusett...

February 27, 2012

Obama Begs Forgiveness

Barack Obama has turned his attention toward soothing the offended sensibilities of inconsolable Muslims.  In his role of Apologizer-in-Chief, the President requested forgiveness for military personnel who inadvertently burned some library Quran...

February 23, 2012

Barack 'Bad Fruit' Obama Redefines Christianity

Jesus told His followers that the way to recognize Christian brethren is by inspecting fruit.  Jesus said, "No good tree bears bad fruit, nor does a bad tree bear good fruit."  Thus, "by their fruit you will recognize them." At the National...

February 21, 2012

Obama Talks about Standing Up While Sitting Down

Obama 2012 has a new campaign ad and it's pulling out all the stops.  President Obama, First Lady Michelle and their two adorable daughters Sasha and Malia are pictured in what is being touted as the first family's holiday portrait. In the photo...

February 20, 2012

Michelle Obama, Job Creator

Michelle Obama has a vacation gig that's hard to beat.  There's the February 'spend time with the daughters' vacation, which usually entails skiing and snowboarding in Vail, Beaver Creek, or Aspen. There's 'tag along with Barry' excursions, whic...

February 5, 2012

Nancy Pelosi Takes a Stand for Abortion

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) is a modern-day version of the charlatans Jesus was referring to when He said, "Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You are like whitewashed tombs, which look beautiful on the outsi...

February 3, 2012

Barack Obama Using Scripture

In America today there is a new fad called Designer Christianity. Cherry-picked Christian ideology has zero to do with God's Word and everything to do with the moral relativism that now pervades modern philosophy. It is a pick-and-choose brand of rel...

February 1, 2012

Is Michelle Obama America's Agent Provocateur?

If the rumors are true -- and despite "angry denials" by the White House, it's finally public knowledge -- then when hanging around the presidential living quarters, Michelle Obama does not wear ripped sweatpants and an old "Yes We Can" Obama 2008 T-...

January 30, 2012

Al Sharpton and Sheila Jackson Lee Translate Racial Code

This whole "Differ with Barack Obama and You're a Racist" thing is getting old.  Take for example Texas Democrat congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee.  Sheila has already made it known that disagreeing with the first black president instantly m...

January 28, 2012

'Menacing' Barack Bullies Jan Brewer

Apparently, sexist "menacing" behavior is only sexist and menacing if the accusation involves a Republican male and a Democratic female.  Who can forget back in 2007 when Rick Lazio was accused of aggression against Hillary Rodham Clinton when, ...

January 28, 2012

Is Newt Gingrich Canoodling with the Truth?

Much like a spinster so frantic to marry that she settles for a husband who's an abusive alcoholic, conservative voters seem so desperate for a candidate who can clearly articulate their cause, apparently, that they too are willing to overlook some t...

January 26, 2012

Abortion and Keeping the Right to Dream Alive

This week was the 39th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the landmark decision that gave women in pursuit of a 'dream' the right to abort a generation of inconvenient children. For those women whose career aspirations and desire for financial security took...

January 16, 2012

Smaller Government's Newest Politician: Barack Obama

Seems Barack Obama has slipped on his Mitt Romney mask.   The President hosted a White House smaller-government event complete with a bubble graph slide show and CEOs.  One difference: Obama is proposing lessening the grip of governmen...

January 14, 2012

Misquoting MLK

To the amazement of many, President Obama actually counts himself among a short list of historical greats, and in fact perceives himself to be a little bit Lincoln and a little bit MLK. So much so that in 2010, Abraham Lincoln and Martin Luther ...

January 11, 2012

Obama, Tebow, and America's Hunger for Heroes

Ever hungry for an authentic hero, Americans have turned to Tim Tebow.  Greek columns and Teleprompters have schooled us on how to discern the sincere from the bogus, and with Barack Obama as the measure, Tim Tebow's gold stands in contrast to O...

January 9, 2012

Michelle Obama: Critical Advocate

Michelle Obama is not one who can easily hide her feelings; usually her emotional state is visible on her face.  Think civil rights leader Dorothy Height's funeral, or Michelle staring down French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozi.  So it wasn...

January 6, 2012

Planned Parenthood: Government-Funded Religion

The First Church of Planned Parenthood, one of Barack Obama's favorite government-funded religious organizations, released its annual report for fiscal year 2009-2010.  Compliments of the American taxpayer, the President's beloved charity receiv...

January 4, 2012

Media Worried Iowa is 'Too White'

Is Iowa racially incorrect?  In an interview with Republican strategist Michael Murphy, Andrea Mitchell of NBC News had the audacity to allude to an unnamed critic who is supposedly dismissing Iowa because it's "too white."  What we do know...

January 1, 2012

Maryland Abortion Horror Leads to Murder Charges

In Elkon, Maryland, two abortion doctors were filling ice chests with viable human beings. Local authorities are aghast after discovering freezers full of fetuses, some full term, in a clinic in Elkon County. The doctors accused of disposing of viabl...

December 30, 2011

Uproar over Michelle Obama's $2,000 Sundress

We're back to Michelle Obama, and as much as I hate to say it yet again - it's all about the double standard.  Here we have a woman who preaches financial abstinence, but whose personal expenditures are promiscuous beyond belief.  Mrs. Obam...

December 28, 2011

Barack Obama's Always 'Helpful' Never 'Hurtful' Lies

For those Americans who were still unsure whether Barack Obama really does lack authenticity, the President has finally come clean and confirmed that he does indeed have a tendency to lie. Prior to Christmas, courtesy of Barbara Walters and the ABC N...

December 24, 2011

Bo the Flying Underdog?

Some poor citizen named Scott Miscovich sought 15 minutes of fame when he decided to tell the Honolulu Star-Advertiser that his wife spotted Bo, the Obama family dog, out walking in Hawaii last weekend.  Scott, who lives down the street from the...

December 23, 2011

Holiday Shopping with Santa Barry

It's beginning to look a lot like...Campaign Season...everywhere you go. As a matter of fact, wasn't it during the 2008 campaign that Michelle Obama, who has since allegedly spent $10 million on vacations, attempted to relate to the little people by ...

December 22, 2011

Jimmy Carter Wishes Lil' Un Success

Some send flowers, others cards, but after hearing about the death of communist Kim Jong-il, most of the civilized world breathed a sigh of relief.  Yet, ever a friend to communists, former President Jimmy Carter was duty-bound to send condolenc...

December 20, 2011

Obama Bids Adieu to Kim Jong-il

Thankfully, based on smart lifestyle choices, it is unlikely Barack Obama will ever succumb to the demise that took out Kim Jong-il: a myocardial infarction at 69 years of age, reportedly resulting from "physical and mental overwork."  The presi...

December 18, 2011

Dual Threat Quarterback: Tim Tebow

Tim Tebow, committed Christian, football phenomenon, and son of a woman who said "no" to abortion, must really be riling up the Demon-American community. When threatened, for lack of a better tactic liberal drones typically display a high level of hy...

December 17, 2011

Michelle Antoinette's Hawaii hat trick

Obviously unwilling to submit to hubby Barack's executive order for "federal agencies to curtail travel expenses and save," this year First Lady Michelle Obama decided to leave early again for Christmas vacation, and commence with the holiday festiv...

December 11, 2011

Malnourished Muppets and the Indoctrination of America's Children

After an extended interlude, America finally has another liberal buzz phrase to add to the country's politically correct vernacular: "Food Insecurity."  Food Insecurity is right up there with "man-caused disaster," not to mention the long, ever-...

December 10, 2011

Science Boxes in Barbara Boxer

Regardless of what one thinks about climate change and whether the theory is plausible or not, Barbara Boxer, with her 100% pro-choice voting record, talking about anything "endangering humankind" is the height of self-deluded deception.  During...

December 7, 2011

Plan B: Barack Obama and the Morning After Pill

Based on their obsession with grocery and drug store chains, Mr. and Mrs. Obama are presently putting late supermarket magnates Julia Waldbaum and Sam Walton to shame.  First Michelle addressed food deserts in low-income neighborhoods.  Mrs...

December 3, 2011

Obama's Success in a Failed Country

Great patriot President Ronald Reagan once said: "Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation."  At the time he spoke those words, Reagan assured Americans that "[y]ou will ...

November 28, 2011

Obama's Influence Fades

"Sic transit gloria mundi" is a Latin phrase that means "Thus passes the glory of the world." The Bible says it best: "For, 'All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field; the grass withers and the flowers fall.'" It wa...

November 27, 2011

Tebow, Palin, and the Pain of Remorse

Tim Tebow is really annoying to certain people in a Sarah Palin sort of way.  Whenever Tim or Sarah shows up, an uncomfortable feeling accompanies him or her, and it's called conviction.  One definition for "convict" is "to impress wit...

November 14, 2011

The Eloquence of Obama's Inaction

Purposeful inaction is a form of passive-aggressive behavior.  Doing or saying nothing is still doing something.  William Shakespeare once said:  "Action is eloquence."  Barack Obama is considered by some to be an eloquent speaker...

November 8, 2011

Open mic night at the G-20 summit yields a big surprise

The G-20 Summit in Cannes, France was a smashing success.  Things went well despite Obama telling some really bad jokes about Nicolas Sarkozy's less-than-movie-star looks and unwittingly confirming for Michelle that he thinks Carla Bruni is a ho...

November 1, 2011

Liberal Lynchers and Other Purveyors of Perfection

If a conservative threatens the left, or more specifically, if the conservative is a black male who is perceived to have strayed off the Democrat homestead, the left has a method to discipline wanderers that includes dredging up offended women to hur...

October 31, 2011

Barack Obama 'Acting Stupidly'

Without saying anything, Barack Obama's silence speaks louder than all his empty words. The President who likes to define himself as a champion of racial equality and promoter of civility has thus far stood by in silence as liberals attempt to lower ...

October 25, 2011

Joe Biden screws up

Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States and unofficial defender of Gotham, has recently warned America that if Barack's Stimulus II/$450 billion jobs bomb isn't passed, phantom rapists and murderers will emerge from the shadows to inflict inju...

October 23, 2011

DHS Job Fair for Illegals

America has a 9% unemployment rate, but the Department of Homeland Security, instead of hiring US citizens to assist in rounding up undocumented aliens and shipping them home, has chosen to authorize employing people who shouldn't be here in the firs...

October 21, 2011

Michelle Obama: Molding America's Children One Menu at a Time

Michelle Obama, a woman who has certainly been 'shaped' by what the government has provided her in the way of free meals, is now touting the benefit of having America's children's bodies and minds be manipulated by people like her husband, whose ideo...

October 19, 2011

'Sharing' Without Asking

The occupiers on Wall Street are busy occupying a street they don't own, demanding benefits they didn't work for, and are determined to pilfer the coffers of the rich to implement what they have determined is an acceptable standard of economic justic...

October 17, 2011

'Breaking' Herman Cain

Democrats continue to maintain that by electing Barack Obama, they alone were the pioneering influence in addressing the dark stain on our nation's history called racism.  The day after the 2008 election, African American writer Shelby Steele pe...

October 15, 2011

Wall Street Is Shovel-Ready

Being unemployed sure does stink.  But now President Obama finally has a vehicle to deliver those "shovel-ready" jobs he's been promising for the last couple of years: the Occupy Wall Street protests.  While it seems odd that the president ...

October 14, 2011

Pelosi Warns: Protect Life and Women Die

It seems that whenever the subject of government-subsidized abortion is broached, prominent Democrats notoriously change the subject. The ploy is to appeal to the emotions of those who refuse to monetarily participate in an unending killing spree by ...

September 26, 2011

'Hermaneutics' Cain-Style

Herman Cain winning the Florida straw poll is encouraging.  It means an honest, straight-talking non-politician can cut through the flowery rhetoric and be taken seriously.  While all eyes are on Rick and Romney, Herman is busy transforming...

September 22, 2011

Barack's Presidential Protocol Bloopers

Barack Obama is a man who marches to the beat of his own drummer.  The President of the United States is so laid-back he disregards protocol, and if his behavior were to be measured in drum beats, the syncopation would certainly be considered of...

September 19, 2011

The 'Yes We Can' 2012 Tchotchke Mart

If selling raffle tickets for dinner with the Head Honcho weren't enough to prove the Obama 2012 campaign is in need of a few bucks, selling dog collars and leashes that say "2012 Barack's Best Friend" should make it official. Souvenir items abound o...

September 18, 2011

Michelle the Menu Micromanager

Michelle Obama probably doesn't like Red Lobster or the Olive Garden. It's even possible she's never eaten at either of them, and these days most certainly wouldn't be caught dead doing so.  In fact, anytime the Obama Foodorama website mentions ...

September 14, 2011

The Let-Illegals-Drive-without-a-License Bill

A bill being proposed by California 'DREAM Act' proponent/Assemblyman Gil Cedillo (D-Los Angeles) provides a perfect lesson in liberal thinking.  Cedillo has proposed legislation that "would change police procedures at drunken-driving checkpoint...

September 7, 2011

Organizing a 'Barbarian' Boycott

Everyone knows that in life there are some situations where you're "damned if you do and damned if you don't." Either way, in the eyes of liberals, Republicans are always damned.  Such is the case with Obama's address to a joint session of Congr...

September 3, 2011

The 'Yes We Kenya Clan' Reality Show

If America thinks Dancing with the Stars featuring Nancy Grace, Chaz Bono, and Carson Kressley is going to be interesting, just think what a hit a reality show starring the eclectic, zany cast of Barack Obama's Kenyan family members would be. With th...

August 27, 2011

Michelle Blames it on the Kids

Michelle Obama must think most people are easily duped.  To quell the disapproval of Americans who struggle to come up with the extra money to fill their gas tanks, Michelle has to spend lots of time -- between booking vacations and deciding how...

August 20, 2011

All the Wrong Things

Lately, the Homeland Security Department is a busy place.  Coinciding with the release of a series of "If You See Something, Say Something" public service announcements starring actors that look nothing like those responsible for the majority of...

August 11, 2011

Obama's Undignified Transparency

If the American people were doubtful about the manipulative nature of Barack Obama, his undignified behavior at the "dignified transfer" of the remains of 30 American troops killed by Taliban insurgents in the worst single loss of life in 10 years of...

August 7, 2011

Heartbreak Amongst Heroes

Lest we forget, on May 2, 2011, al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden was shot dead, and rightly so. After performing a flawless covert exercise, Navy SEALs Team 6 left the scene, taking with them Osama Bin Laden's body. The SEALs treated the terrorist's c...

August 3, 2011

Tea Party Terrorists and other Patriots

Starting any conversation with "it's not ideal" is a lead-in as disingenuous as the breakup line "It's not you, it's me" -- both excuses are a pusillanimous way to look better by candy-coating the truth.  Yet that is exactly how Republicans in C...

August 1, 2011

Pardon over Punishment

According to Islamic law, if a person is found guilty of a crime there is a sentence sanctioned by Sharia law called "qesas."  If the victim requests it, qesas provides "retribution in kind" and is the Muslim version of "eye-for-an-eye" reprisal...

August 1, 2011

Cloward-Piven Paradise Now?

Combine class warfare, demonizing the rich, getting as many people onto the welfare rolls as possible, and pushing the economic system to collapse and you have a flawless formula for Cloward-Piven 2.0 -- and a vehicle that ensures Obama remains in po...

July 25, 2011

'Big Deal' Barack Breaks it Down

Based on Barack Obama's comments on the debt discussion breakdown, it's clear that the President placed blame for the impasse squarely on the shoulders of John Boehner and the Republicans.  At his testy post-debt negotiation press conference, "...

July 21, 2011

Bebé Glotón and the Gender Benders

Bebé Glotón, the doll that teaches non-lactating seven-year-olds how to nurse, is back in the news.  Fox News contributor Dr. Keith Ablow, who finds the doll age-inappropriate, was attacked on air by "Mommy Blogger" and "Parenting Expert" Jessic...

July 15, 2011

Barack's Bankruptcy/Birthday Bash

After struggling with noncompliant Republicans over the debt-ceiling debate, in what appears to be an effort to soothe his "agitated" self, President Obama has scheduled a high-priced 50th birthday bash in honor of the day he graced the planet with h...

July 10, 2011

Barack's 'Laugh Factory' Revue

Democrats have to believe Americans are either stupid or stricken by a nationwide epidemic of Attention Deficit Disorder. If anyone takes the time to try to figure out the contradictory things the left says and does, it's so convoluted, nonsensical a...

July 7, 2011

The Bitter Fruit of Caylee's Death

The entire time Casey Anthony was on trial, the voices in the media pontificating about justice for the victim didn't seem to notice the hypocrisy of a group that gives its approbation for the slaughter of thousands every day demanding justice for th...

July 5, 2011

'Dreamers' and the Illegal Nightmare

Presently there are two examples of liberal contradiction evidenced in relation to two separate issues involving illegal immigrants.  One situation has to do with an execution in Texas, under the auspices of Republican Governor Rick Perry; and t...

July 3, 2011

Laws are for the little people, not President Obama

An ad to raise campaign funds has now made it official: Whatever rule applies to 300 million Americans does not and will never apply to the once-in-a-millennia exception to any rule that applies to all living entities: Barack Obama. Based on his...

June 24, 2011

'Border Hawk' Babeu Speaks Out

For those who refuse to address the volatile border issue and do whatever is necessary to protect the citizens of the United States from invasion, there is nothing more annoying than a lucid person who does his job and asks logical questions that mak...

June 22, 2011

Questioning Michele Bachmann's Foster Parent Claims

In order to understand liberalism, all one needs to do is take note of what the left applauds versus what they attack.  Case in point: Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann -- wife, mother to five biological children, and foster mother to 23 ...

June 16, 2011

A Party of Political Peacocks

Testosterone-driven men don't usually think of themselves as peacocks, but riding around in sooped-up cars, sporting pumped-up pectorals, donning flashy clothes, and looking for opportunities to display cash-stuffed money clips in public are some of ...

June 12, 2011

Did Cruising with Callista Doom Newt's Campaign?

This week America found out 16 members of presidential hopeful Newt Gingrich's campaign staff up and quit!  When hearing about the mass exodus, the immediate thought that came to mind was: "Callista!"  Why?  Because ever since Newt Gin...

June 11, 2011

Clown Bandits and Dictators

A full-time mother/part-time clown in Pennsylvania admitted she glued on a "red nose and a rainbow wig," entered a bank in Easton, threatened that she had a bomb, and managed to make off with $7,000. The woman, who should be called the Bozo Bandit, ...

June 6, 2011

The Obamas: Chilidogs and Couture

In these perilous times, people accuse me of being obsessed with pap like Michelle and Barack Obama's food and clothing.  But it should be obvious that it's not about the food or the clothes; it's about double standards, arrogance, and hypocrisy...

June 3, 2011

In TX school district, say 'Amen' and go to jail

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May 23, 2011

'B'roke Obama' Goes to Moneygall

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May 17, 2011

An Acid Shower in Iran

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May 16, 2011

Strauss-Kahn Shares the Love

If there is one thing socialists can pride themselves on, no matter where they come from, it's putting the best interests of workers first. That is why the alleged sexual assault of a hard-working unionized chambermaid allegedly perpetrated by Domini...

May 14, 2011

Surveilling Pears instead of the border

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May 14, 2011

Bullets over Bubbles

The media is buzzing because for the first time in recent history a journalist actually demanded an answer from a liberal to a logical question.  Following the Navy SEAL hit on Osama bin Laden, Chris Wallace, host of Fox News Sunday, interv...

May 11, 2011

Two Sides of a Vanity Coin

It's both pathetic and eye-opening to see a spectacular legend sitting on the floor wrapped in a blanket, reviewing fuzzy images of himself on TV.  In recently released images, a pre-mortem Osama bin Laden, remote in hand, looks like a homeless ...

May 9, 2011

Van Jones Targets Trump, Lil' John and Star Jones

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May 8, 2011

Willy the Wedded One Opines

Marriage expert and relationship pundit Bill Clinton has stepped forward on the issue of legalizing gay marriage in the state of New York.  If there ever were a person to support an alternative view of marriage, Slick Willy the Wedded One sure i...

April 29, 2011

Cause Couture

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April 28, 2011

'Better things to do' Obama goes to NY to fundraise

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April 27, 2011

Loco in Acapulco

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April 26, 2011

What Next - the Potomac River running red with blood?

In the Rose Garden, rodents attend Obama speeches. In the East Room, flies utilize the President's upper lip as a landing strip.  Last Memorial Day Barack chose the Windy City over traditional ceremonies at Arlington National Cemetery.  As ...

April 24, 2011

Good Enough for Government Work?

The US government has an increasingly notorious reputation for hiring employees whose backgrounds and histories are rather dubious. The feds desire control and authoritative leadership, and yet from Barack Obama to the uniformed, rubber-gloved employ...

April 23, 2011

Equal Rights for Pachamama

The nation of Bolivia "just passed a domestic law that does the same for bugs, trees and all other natural things" in the central South American country that it does for living breathing people.  It seems the Andean country is standing...

April 16, 2011

Preserving Liberty in Libya

Lately, President Barack Obama has been assuming some surprising policy positions.  First, he changed his mind and decided to leave Guantanamo Bay prison open and, instead of in a New York City civilian court, chose to bring Khalid Sheikh Mohamm...

April 14, 2011

Indiana Leans towards Life

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April 13, 2011

Pelosi Proves Palin's Point

When the health care debate was raging, one of arguments from ObamaCare opponents was that an eventual shortage of government monies would result in lost lives.  Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin was mocked and disparaged as a fool for warning ...

April 9, 2011

Pelosi's Planned Parenthood War

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April 3, 2011

Novella's Dilemma

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April 2, 2011

Another 'Fast and Furious' Obama Fiasco

The old saying goes, "If it ain't broke don't fix it." Well, if that well-known idiom is true, shouldn't the opposite also apply? If something doesn't work, rather than reproducing the original, shouldn't someone make adjustments, especiall...

March 29, 2011

Hugo Parrots Michelle

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March 25, 2011

Bad omen for Obama; Locked out of White House

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March 18, 2011

Hillary Clinton 'fed up'

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March 17, 2011

Obama's Tactless Diversions

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March 8, 2011

The End Result of Obama's Logic

In Barack Obama's economy, it appears as if making a philosophical point is worth the loss of American lives.  For example, in an appeal to the gay lobby, Obama mandated that, in the midst of war, our military be purposely distracted from the pr...

March 3, 2011

Fast food medicine in Canada

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March 3, 2011

Alexis Carrington wears Obama to the Oscars

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February 25, 2011

Charging the Bleachers for Change

Democrats have a long history of exploiting the type of naïveté endemic to idealistic youth.  In the early 1970's, while I was in high school, there was an anti-war "moratorium" on school grounds.  I vaguely remember t...

February 23, 2011

The 'Good Work' of Planned Parenthood

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February 21, 2011

Michelle Obama's big 'sacrifices' on her Vail vacation

It has been almost a month and a half since the Obama family returned from 10 days in Oahu.  With all the breastfeeding advice she's been giving out lately, an exhausted First Lady is long overdue for some R & R.  Relinquishing her role...

February 19, 2011

Pelosi Fertilizes the 'Astroturf'

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February 18, 2011

Scott Walker's 'Difficult Choices'

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February 16, 2011

Michelle Touts Mother's Milk

In conjunction with the IRS, and in the name of "choice," the First Lady of the United States is presently "throwing the spotlight on nursing as a way to reduce childhood obesity." Thanks to Michelle Obama and her "Let's Moo-...

February 15, 2011

Plant a Tree and Hug a Terrorist

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February 15, 2011

The Next Black President?

When Barack Obama was sworn in as President of the United States, even those who opposed his liberal policies secretly had a fleeting moment of patriotic pride. America had elected our first African-American president. Finally, our nation had overcom...

February 11, 2011

Michelle's 'Listen Only' Chat

Eleven years after Hillary Clinton put "listening tours" on the map, the current First Lady is about to follow the former New York senator's example.  The key difference is that Mrs. Obama is not going to be the one listening.  In...

February 11, 2011

Frank Fights to Fund Abortion

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February 10, 2011

Unrestricted Restrictions

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February 9, 2011

Michelle Denies the Fries

Wonder if the First Lady monitored portions at the Super Bowl Sunday Bratwurst Fest, because the woman who put double-stuffed potatoes on the menu is about to dictate what is sanctioned on restaurant menus across America. After filling school vending...

February 5, 2011

Prayer and Pancakes with Barack

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February 4, 2011

Amanpour reaps what she's sown

Christiane Amanpour has spent her entire career pretending to be an impartial journalist.  Yet, the dark-haired Iranian with the British accent has taken every opportunity to use journalism as a tool to undermine America and her ally Israel's re...

February 2, 2011

Obama muddles ahead

Amidst anarchy in Egypt and rumors that Hosni Mubarak plans to step down so that Mohamed ElBaradei, supposed "point man" for the "outlawed" Muslim Brotherhood, can seize control of the reformed Egyptian government, in an effort to...

February 1, 2011

Egypt in flames; Obama takes it easy

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January 28, 2011

Investing in Venezuela's Future

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January 26, 2011

Rubio is on the March for Life

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January 26, 2011

Obama 2012 Campaign Manager: John McCain

The tactic Republicans used to win the midterm election was to tie every Democrat in Washington, D.C. to Barack Obama.  He and his liberal policies were so unpopular that identifying a Democrat candidate with the president delivered a Republican...

January 21, 2011

Kermit the Killer

Family practitioner/uncertified OB/GYN Dr. Kermit Gosnell has been charged with the systematic murder of hundreds, maybe even thousands of children.  In addition, it appears Kermit is personally responsible for collateral damage in the form of a...

January 17, 2011

The Bipartisan Love Train

Once again, an endeavor to manipulate public opinion is gaining momentum.  The effort is being initiated by Democrat Senator Mark Udall (D-CO) who, in the name of bipartisan unity, challenged Republicans to forfeit party identification and blur ...

January 16, 2011

Dodging Bullets in El Paso

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January 15, 2011

Rev. Obama's Revival Meeting

Although a committed Christian, I've never appreciated whipped up revival meetings complete with dancing, falling backwards, or crippled people being yanked out of wheelchairs.  After three decades of voyeuristic research, I possess a heightened...

January 11, 2011

Hanoi Jane and Jared

Fresh off promoting her Fit and Strong exercise video, without even one iota of evidence, Jane Fonda took to Twitter to blame the tragic shooting of Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and the cold-blooded murder of six innocent individuals, inc...

January 10, 2011

Headless in Acapulco

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January 9, 2011

Unsafe, Legal, and Not So Rare

Archbishop Timothy Dolan says, "Abortions in New York City should be 'rare.'"  Those are the same words Bill and Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama use when trying to moderate their lethal stance on abortion.  Obama, the most pro-ch...

January 9, 2011

Who Will Be America's Next Ambassador to Venezuela?

Recently, Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez praised Barack Obama for making both him and Fidel Castro look conservative by comparison.  Chávez enthusiastically called Barack "Comrade Obama!"  Hugo's affectionate appro...

January 5, 2011

Decorating Tijuana Bridges

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January 1, 2011

Foie Gras and Other Healthy Fare

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December 30, 2010

Clinton Counsels the Con

After a few afternoons with Slick Willy, Barack Obama managed to transform his image.  Call it learning from the master, as Obama morphed from Karl Marx-lite into Barry Goldwater/Padre Pio.  It appears that Obama's stunning conversion is di...

December 27, 2010

The Constitution and the 112th Congress

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December 24, 2010

Impatient Michelle's $63,000 Flight

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December 23, 2010

Congressional Cowboy Hat Caucus

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December 19, 2010

Off teleprompter, Obama a Grinch

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December 17, 2010

The untimely and unnecessary death of Agent Terry

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December 8, 2010

Secretary Clinton's Cultural Conundrum

There is no denying that Hillary Clinton is in serious need of cultural sensitivity training.  Either that, or the secretary of state believes that Iranian men should cast aside their mores and treat American women in a manner prohibited by Pers...

December 6, 2010

Censoring Caucasian College Clubs

West Chester University, based in West Chester, Pennsylvania, is presently embroiled in a debate over flyers advertising the establishment of a "White Student Union." According to school officials, the flyers were part of an effort to ...

December 5, 2010

El Ponchis's First Job

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December 2, 2010

Barkley and Barack's One-on-One

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December 2, 2010

Hillary Analyzes Argentina's President

Recently, the highly controversial WikiLeaks document mega-dump exposed confidential diplomatic secrets to an already unstable world. Disquieting revelations that "American and British diplomats fear Pakistan's nuclear weapons programme could le...

November 30, 2010

Camp Chávez

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November 28, 2010

Benched by a Fat Lip

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November 25, 2010

Geritol Jane and the Sexagenarians

Mumia Abu-Jamal supporter Susan Sarandon, Hanoi Jane and Sigourney Weaver, mother to an endoparasitoid extraterrestrial baby, are featured in an upcoming controversial V Magazine issue entitled "Who Cares about Age." To be honest, even for ...

November 25, 2010

Moveon.org wants their president back - and they can have him

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November 24, 2010

Velma's New Reality

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November 22, 2010

Jersey's Newest Girl?

Move over Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen and Eddie Murphy, the real "Boss," Oprah Winfrey, may soon be "living her best life" in a sprawling domicile located within the state borders of New Jersey.Can Oprah Gail still afford a ma...

November 21, 2010

Weighing in on Wiggles

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November 21, 2010

Muslims vs. Martyrs

President Obama has assumed the role of a traveling advocate for Islam. Every chance the president gets, he climbs on a soapbox to address issues of callousness toward the Muslim faith. The president is well-practiced in Muslim apologetics, and regar...

November 19, 2010

Bristol the Pistol

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November 18, 2010

A Dog's Warning to America

For those Americans champing at the bit to have Big Brother administer healthcare, it might be wise to consider this: "If Target isn't safe, nobody is." Target was the famous pooch that saved the lives of 50 U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan. Th...

November 18, 2010

Pink Tutus and Political Pollsters

By trading authenticity for inexperience, hypnotized voters accepted Barack Obama's glitzy platitudes and fell hard for his rhetoric hook, line, and sinker -- emphasis on sinker. However, "hope and change" prevail, because after electing a ...

November 17, 2010

Passing the Baton

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November 10, 2010

The further adventures of Michelle and Barack in India

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November 9, 2010

Missteps and Mount Merapi

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November 8, 2010

'Where there's Hill there's the will'

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November 6, 2010

'A Dumb Woman Is a Dumb Woman'

Cherilyn Sarkisian, better known as "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves" singer Cher, claims to "dislike politics and says she's not a registered Democrat." While swearing aversion to all things political, Cher has visited the White Hous...

November 2, 2010

The Last Word

President Obama yields to no one, bows his knee to nothing and when criticized, typically rebounds by sending detractors an undeniable communiqué. In fact, Obama oftentimes reacts to public disapproval by wresting control back from what cannot...

October 28, 2010

Obama: Both national therapist and patient

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October 28, 2010

Smart power: Have they heard of a spellchecker at the White House website?

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October 26, 2010

Obama to GOP: 'They can come for the ride, but they gotta sit in back.'

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October 22, 2010

'The Rent is too damn high' guy not what he's cracked up to be

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October 16, 2010

Prayer Circles and Polling Places

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October 12, 2010

Michelle's Marlboro Man

Healthy kid spokesperson Michelle Obama is on a one-woman mission to restrict personal food choices and monitor American grocery lists.  Yet, there is an issue that screams “hypocrisy” to the sugar addicts Michelle deprives of Twinki...

October 8, 2010

Reviving the Unconscious

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October 8, 2010

Michelle Appeals to the Faithful

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October 8, 2010

Murder, Mayhem and Mexican Mayors

Whenever Barack Obama refers to the Arizona/Mexican border crisis, the President's comments usually revolve around "ice cream, harassment and racial profiling."  Yet it is not within the refuge of Arizona's ice cream parlors that dange...

October 7, 2010

The President's Prophetic Podium

Powerful feminist and successful-female advocate President Obama was the featured guest speaker at a Fortune Magazine Most Powerful Women of 2010 conference.  Obama was speaking when a prophetic incident interrupted the President’s comment...

October 6, 2010

Heir Hillary?

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October 5, 2010

Barack's 'Idiot Board'

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October 2, 2010

Fatal Fonts

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October 1, 2010

Sharing the Shared Wealth

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October 1, 2010

The Pro-Choice President is a Christian by Choice

During the “Gin Up the Democrats Mid-term Election Tour,” itinerant preacher Barack Obama shared the account of his adult conversion to Christianity. Although Barack believes “America is no longer a Christian nation,” req...

September 29, 2010

The case of Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani

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September 27, 2010

Hair, Hens and Ratatouille

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September 27, 2010

Make Way for the Milk Monitors

The hardest thing to figure out is the dichotomous mind of a liberal. Liberals are so confused that destroying a child's innocence is considered a virtuous accomplishment, but allowing M&M's in the cafeteria is an abomination. Liberals remove sod...

September 26, 2010

The Stink Bug Scourge of DC

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September 22, 2010

Hillary's Campaign for Clean Cooking Stoves

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September 20, 2010

'Guard the change,' says Obama

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September 20, 2010

A Steward Strolls to St. John's

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September 18, 2010

Michelle's Marvelous Malady

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September 18, 2010

Why Carter dissed Kennedy

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September 16, 2010

Missouri Lays Bare a Lie

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September 14, 2010

Michelle the Menu Maven

The woman who’s taste-tested every flavor of ice cream from Maine to Spain is out dictating gastronomical edicts to the National Restaurant Association.  With the help of Cass Sunstein, the First Lady of BBQ has decided to “nudge...

September 13, 2010

Obamas take a break from vacationing to attend two major galas and big reception this week

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September 10, 2010

Castro's Cathartic Conversation

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September 9, 2010

Tap Shoes and Pink Slips

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September 8, 2010

Hartford City Council welcomes opening Muslim prayer (Updated)

Over the years the state of Connecticut, as well as most other public venues, have banned prayer based on a Jeffersonian reference to the "wall of separation" as it applies to church and state. Who would have thought that the impetus for ...

September 1, 2010

Obama's new Oval Office digs

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August 31, 2010

Smashing Success

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August 30, 2010

The malignant malice of Chris Matthews

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August 27, 2010

A drunk helps make a case for the 9-11 mosque

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August 25, 2010

Is God trying to tell Obama something?

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August 24, 2010

Pitt Pulls the Switch on BP

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August 24, 2010

One Mosque at a Time

Down through history there are untold examples of hostility and acts of war resulting in the loss of millions of lives. Regardless of ethnicity, religion, or point of dispute, the universal agreement amongst civilized people is that genocidal aggress...

August 21, 2010

Polluted Presidential Pond

The first family arrived on Martha's Vineyard fully intending to avail themselves of the beach, the links and unlimited frosty licks.According to White House spokesperson Bill Burton, it appears the President plans to have a working vacation: working...

August 19, 2010

Obama Gridlock Comes to LA

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August 17, 2010

Barack Obama, Florida's Newest Tour Guide

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August 15, 2010

Obama losing support of low wage earners

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August 13, 2010

Rangel's Birthday bash

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August 11, 2010

Blame Biden for Obama's troubles?

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August 9, 2010

Costa Del Solace

Those of us who thought the "Michelle tours Marbella" saga ended after the First Lady dined on char-grilled turbot with the King and Queen of Spain and returned to Washington, D.C. were mistaken.Seems today the Obama spin team has taken pre...

August 9, 2010

Presidential Poor Choices

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August 7, 2010

The Reign Visits Spain

First Lady Michelle Obama exhibits zero guilt when shutting down cities for personal vacations. People being inconvenienced, restricted or disappointed doesn't impact Mrs. Obama in the least.  The perpetual vacationer is more than able to push b...

August 6, 2010

Booker T and the Reparations Hustle

Former slave Booker T. Washington, in a 1901 autobiographical book Up From Slavery, made the following poignant statement:When we rid ourselves of prejudice, or racial feeling, and look facts in the face, we must acknowledge that, notwithstanding the...

August 5, 2010

Michelle and Sasha go to Spain

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August 4, 2010

'Solar Tsunami' arrives for Obama's birthday

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August 4, 2010

Illegal and Driving Drunk Not a Threat?

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August 3, 2010

Fact Checker-in-Chief

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August 1, 2010

Obama to reset his image

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July 31, 2010

Buying into Britain's Debacle

At the Netroots Nation Convention in Las Vegas, by way of video communication, Barack Obama spoke reassuringly to a roomful of left wing ideologues.  The President attempted to quell liberal frustration by agreeing with dissatisfied Progressives...

July 29, 2010

Barney Busts a Gut Over a Buck

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July 27, 2010

Obama embarks on 'Magical History Tour'

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July 24, 2010

Obama's birthday bash

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July 23, 2010

Newark mayor has issues with tissues

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July 21, 2010

Obama to fed workers: ride your bikes to work and leave the driving to me

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July 20, 2010

Blame it on Maine

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July 18, 2010

Obama lied, babies died

It's hard to comprehend that intelligent people believe Obama speaks the truth. A simple question: If an individual encourages coldly tossing a barely breathing infant into a laundry room to die and uses the upholding of the original intent to kill t...

July 17, 2010

Benevolent Billboards

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July 13, 2010

Opportunity Obama-style

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July 11, 2010

Obama's Maine 'pre-vacation' vacation

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July 9, 2010

Energizing the Dead

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July 9, 2010

Edwards Exposed

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July 9, 2010

Women and Children Die First

American science fiction writer Robert A. Heinlein once said, "Men are expendable; women and children are not. A tribe or a nation can lose a high percentage of its men and still pick up the pieces and go on...as long as the women and children a...

July 8, 2010

Obama's Health Care Rationing Czar

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July 7, 2010

Barack's Border War with America

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July 6, 2010

He can't resist: Obama bashes Founders on the 4th of July

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July 5, 2010

The myth that the border can't be secured

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July 4, 2010

A Clinton Entendre Eulogy

America should hand it to Bill Clinton. The man is the master of manipulation, an oratorical genius. Clinton can use words to turn the argument around like no one else on the planet. Ex-President Clinton is able to parse language in such a way that a...

July 3, 2010

Health Care Camaraderie Centers

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July 2, 2010

Al's Masseuse and the Feminists

Weeks after the accusation that Al Gore forced himself upon an innocent service provider in a Portland, Oregon hotel room, there is yet to be an outcry from feminist groups in support of defenseless women forced to physically fight off influential ma...

June 30, 2010

Red Onion Rings Trump Red Spy Rings

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June 30, 2010

Stood Up Again by Barry

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June 28, 2010

Little Miss "No-Fly List"

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June 26, 2010

Save the Turtles. Kill the unborn.

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June 25, 2010

Commodus Castigates a Centurion

Emperor Lucius Aurelius Commodus, son of Marcus Aurelius, the last of the "five good emperors," ruled Rome from AD 177 to AD 192. History tells us that Commodus "proved to be a self-indulgent, disconnected leader." In fact, Commod...

June 25, 2010

McChrystal's sacrifice?

Over the past few days it's been difficult to understand how a soldier and man of honor like Army General Stanley McChrystal could let his guard down in the presence of left wing Rolling Stone reporter Michael Hastings. McChrystal is a trained office...

June 24, 2010

Feds halt work on LA sand berms

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June 21, 2010

Obama's Father's Day message about what you'd expect

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June 17, 2010

Carl-Henric Svanberg Emerges Uncorrected

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June 17, 2010

'Obama scholars' sing The One's praises

Residents of New Haven Connecticut should be ecstatic knowing tax dollars are moving mountains and inspiring achievement in an army of "Obama scholars." Lincoln Bassett Middle School in New Haven, Connecticut has received a "great sc...

June 15, 2010

Barry Saves Gulf Tourism with Turtle Soup

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June 14, 2010

A Squally Maiden Voyage

How apropos: A teenage girl boards a yacht intending to circumnavigate the globe, hits turbulence, and needs to be rescued. Sounds a lot like Barack Obama’s maiden voyage. On Inauguration Day, Barry climbed aboard the U.S.S. America, destinati...

June 13, 2010

Charlie's Face

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June 12, 2010

Snips and Snails in Sarwan Qala

"What are little boys made of? Snips and snails and puppy dogs tails." That 19th-century nursery rhyme fills the reader with visions of dirty faces, backwards baseball caps, toothless grins, and pockets loaded down with snips, snails, and t...

June 11, 2010

Boulders and Bullets on the Border

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June 10, 2010

Crist takes down pro-life section on website

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May 31, 2010

Basketballs over golf balls

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May 30, 2010

Obama's trip to Gulf coast a metaphor for his presidency

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May 29, 2010

Obama presser: holding other people's feet to the fire

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May 27, 2010

Somali Sundaes

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May 27, 2010

GOP senators let Obama have it with both barrels

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May 26, 2010

Obama to skip Arlington Memorial Day wreath laying

Since Barack Obama took office on January 20, 2009 three hundred American soldiers have given all in service to this nation and more than a dozen were murdered by terrorists on American soil. In March of 2010 the Commander-in-Chief, took a surprise j...

May 26, 2010

Duty, Honor, and Other Countries

Imagine -- graduating from an influential military academy. Graduation Day comes, and America's finest are forced to respectfully endure oratory drivel, spoken by a left-wing radical loosely disguised as a president. That is exactly what West Point c...

May 25, 2010

Census Bureau Boondoggle

Government is promoting itself as capable of overseeing the health care of 300 million American citizens.  Yet, when following up on 68% of unreturned census forms, from America's 105 million households, the incompetent federal bureaucracy sent ...

May 25, 2010

Obama lifts Bush joke to use at West Point commencement

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May 23, 2010

Barry and Brewer's Border Brouhaha

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May 22, 2010

Combat Blumenthal the Chameleon

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May 21, 2010

Barry and Ben

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May 21, 2010

Michelle Obama's Global Graduates

Rather than tossing a graduation cap into the air, Michelle Obama's commencement address at George Washington University was enough to make a graduate fall on the ground weeping in a heap of despair.After accomplishing the goal of completing a colleg...

May 20, 2010

Chef's Tweets from White House Kitchen a no-no

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May 20, 2010

Obama is Kicking the Dog

Barack Obama has taken up the fine art of "kicking the dog," which is a narcissistic practice where a person in authority passes blame along to the lowest level, where, for lack of a fall guy, the dog ends up getting kicked. Obama claims th...

May 19, 2010

Look who else is under the bus

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May 19, 2010

Obama's idea of press freedom

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May 18, 2010

World Ambassador Roman Polanski

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May 15, 2010

Obama's Wall Street problem

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May 15, 2010

Government coming after baby fat

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May 15, 2010

Highland's Low Road

For fifteen years, underage girls have neither been deterred in the quest to terminate a pregnancy nor placed in the precarious position of giving notice to a parent or legal guardian, because the state of Illinois does not take kindly to certain law...

May 13, 2010

Obama's innuendo regarding Rush

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May 12, 2010

It's curtains for SpongeBob SquarePants

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May 11, 2010

Danny Glover Keynote Squawker

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May 8, 2010

Italy's Littlest Angel

The state of Oklahoma has just inserted the inconvenience factor into the abortion issue. The "Sooner" state has decided before abortionists scrub any trace of living tissue from wombs seeking to eradicate offspring, women are first inoppor...

May 6, 2010

Berlusconi Bans the Burqua

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May 5, 2010

Federal response to BP oil spill a Tom and Jerry cartoon

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May 5, 2010

Government is Me

In Ann Arbor's Michigan Stadium, at the University of Michigan's commencement ceremony, keynote speaker Barack Obama trumpeted the theme, "Government is us." The President exhorted graduates to go forth from that place committed to the visi...

April 29, 2010

Telling the truth about abortion in Oklahoma

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April 28, 2010

Sharpton and his crew descend on Arizona

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April 26, 2010

The Obama's 'Middle Class' trip to Asheville

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April 26, 2010

The Next Woman on the Left's Hate List

In the spirit of former Florida Secretary of State, Katherine Harris and Sarah Palin, a conservative woman from Arizona stepped forward exhibiting the type of  guts it takes to uphold "truth, justice and the American way." Gov. Jan Bre...

April 26, 2010

Racially Profiling Redheads

Hispanics fear that racial profiling will be the result of Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's immigration reform bill, which makes it against the law to be in Arizona illegally. The bill also requires that state police question immigration status and ask ...

April 23, 2010

Chinese to open 'Club Obama'

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April 23, 2010

Two American Idols Give Back

Based on Simon Cowell's snarky, acerbic wit, it's hard to imagine the "American Idol" judge being enamored of anyone, let alone a pitchy American amateur like Barack Obama. So it was a surprise to find out that the two men are equally enthr...

April 21, 2010

Fat Heads

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April 20, 2010

Traveling is a human right?

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April 20, 2010

Silent signals

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April 17, 2010

Willy's words

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April 16, 2010

Return to Sender

Children who misbehave cannot be dropped off at the pound like puppies refusing to be housebroken or returned to the store like tight shoes. With kids, it's for keeps. Or at least it was until a Tennessee adoptive mother decided that she'd had enough...

April 14, 2010

FLOTUS tries to motivate Mexico

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April 12, 2010

Unfortunate Coincidence

"I don't think it was done intentionally. I excluded such a possibility, but it was an unfortunate coincidence, yes." Those haunting words were of "lifelong skeptic of Russia" Lech Kaczynski, the late president of Poland. Kaczynsk...

April 9, 2010

Cornhuskers Choose Life

A bill put forward by the state of Nebraska, hoping to impose further limits on a woman's right to choose, has the Cornhusker state once again embroiled in debate, this time over abortion. The proposed Abortion Pain Prevention Act seeks to address th...

April 9, 2010

Modine Inspires Prague

Barack Obama should establish a position called Miracle Czar and recruit world peace maharini/Hollywood actor Matthew Modine for the job.   In Modine’s opinion America should take the time to sit with Osama bin Laden and lovingly ask ...

April 7, 2010

Obama's ball tossing a metaphor for his presidency

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April 6, 2010

Elian Gonzalez 10 years later

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April 4, 2010

Hybrid Health Care

Less than one year ago, the Obama administration made the decision to invest $30 billion into a bankrupt General Motors, giving government 60% ownership of a corporation fraught with financial trouble. In addition to bankrolling the car company, Obam...

April 3, 2010

Jump Shots from the Left

America found out in a probing CBS interview with "Early Show" co-anchor Harry Smith an interesting fact: Barack Obama is a southpaw. Yes, the lefty president is "left-handed." Barry claims, of course, to be ambidextrous when on t...

April 2, 2010

FLOTUS tasting tour

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April 2, 2010

Partisan Blood Sport

While running for president, one central campaign promise Barack Obama focused on was the eradication of the type of political vitriol rampant within two-party systems. Candidate Obama vowed to singlehandedly rid the nation of the spirit of discord. ...

March 31, 2010

April Fool's census

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March 30, 2010

Post office 'reforms' a harbinger of troubles with Obamacare

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March 27, 2010

Castro praises Obamacare

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March 27, 2010

The Blight of the Cherry Blossoms

Hope and change arrived in Washington, D.C. on the same Yes We Can campaign bus that dropped Barack Obama off at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. One year later, hope is dashed and change involves dogmatic options Americans would rather avoid. Ironically, n...

March 27, 2010

The Wishful Thinking Election of 2008

Looking back on a full year of having Barack Obama as president of the United States, Flannery O'Conner's cautionary words come to mind: "To expect too much is to have a sentimental view of life and this is a softness that ends in bitterness....

March 24, 2010

In Seattle school, mother kept in the dark about her child's abortion

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March 24, 2010

Stupak's 30 pieces of silver

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March 22, 2010

Exposing hypocrisy from within the womb

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March 19, 2010

Stupak's Last Stand

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March 19, 2010

Why isn't this man happy?

A Washington Post article entitled, Obama's happiness deficit suggested Barack Obama, "doesn't seem all that happy being president." Maybe before applying for a job he was unqualified for, Obama should have visited a career counselor to dis...

March 18, 2010

Go ahead, Barry. Make our day

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March 15, 2010

The New York Times beatifies the president

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March 13, 2010

Stupak and his dozen getting 'both arms twisted'

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March 12, 2010

A health care reform lesson in the problems with Toyota's Prius (Updated)

Prius owners have a unique opportunity to drive a gas efficient car while making a statement on behalf of environmental consciousness.  Prius drivers tend toward the type of people who likely drink organic apple juice, wear Birkenstocks and come...

March 11, 2010

Emperor Obama and the Kamikaze House Democrats

"I am not going on this mission for the Emperor or for the Empire...I am going because I was ordered to." These words were spoken by one of Japan's first kamikaze pilots, Lieutenant Yukio Seki, after being compelled to volunteer for a suici...

March 10, 2010

The new, improved, politically correct White House Easter Egg Roll

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March 6, 2010

The Democrats' Daring Dozen

Oh the irony, Barack Obama's health care reform baby may never reach full term.  Bart Stupak (D-Mich) is one of twelve House Democrats opposed to abortion who are willing to "kill" the bill if language isn't changed to bar federal fund...

March 4, 2010

Asleep at the controls

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March 1, 2010

Docs tell the president to quit smoking, lower cholesterol

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February 28, 2010

Swimming with Killer Whales

What a tragedy: An idealistic nine-year-old girl grows into one of SeaWorld's leading trainers, and in the prime of her life is mauled to death by a whale she treated as her own child. Such is the heartbreaking story of Dawn Brancheau, whose "ea...

February 25, 2010

The NY Times not updating its 'Casualties of War' page

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February 25, 2010

Danny Williams' Surgical Sojourn

Danny Williams, esteemed premier of Newfoundland and Labrador, left the Canadian health care system far behind to receive minimally invasive mitral valve heart surgery in the United States. The people of America should send Mr. Williams a combination...

February 23, 2010

Reid: Unemployed men more prone to abuse (updated)

Now that the Super Bowl Sunday domestic violence myth has been debunked feminist Harry Reid steps forward with another reason for American women to fear being abused by the men in their lives.According to Harry Reid, joblessness puts American women a...

February 22, 2010

Charging residents for calling 9-1-1?

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February 19, 2010

Republican Revivification

A Colombian woman declared dead moved one of her arms just as an undertaker was about to introduce formaldehyde into the femoral artery of her leg. After suffering a heart attack, Noelia Serna was rushed to Cali University Hospital in Bogotá, ...

February 17, 2010

About time to amend that DHS report on 'right wing extremism'

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February 11, 2010

Michelle Obama Nourishes Hillary's 'Village'

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February 10, 2010

An Obamageddon Snow Job

A snow job is defined as in "intensive effort at persuasion or deception." Thus, it stands to reason that Barack Obama remained undaunted during the biggest blizzard to hit Washington, D.C. since 1922. The historic snowstorm brought down th...

February 9, 2010

Nanny state digging into kid's lunch boxes

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February 9, 2010

Barack Obama and Corpse Man

Coming from a woman who speaks fluent Brooklynese and pronounces the word "coffee" as "cawfee," I try to avoid pointing out enunciation oddities in others. Sounding a lot like a congested Fran Drescher, early on as a granddawta, I...

January 28, 2010

Barack's Blue Blanket

Based on personal experience, conflicted self-promoter Linus Van Pelt lamented, "In this world, there is no heavier burden than a great potential!" Peanuts character Linus expressed this confident sentiment while tightly clutching a blue se...

January 25, 2010

Obvious Opacity

According to Nancy Pelosi, campaign promises have one purpose: getting a candidate elected. After voting, a candidate's word can be shelved like a magician's prop. If the Speaker is to be taken seriously, nothing Barack Obama said during the presiden...

January 22, 2010

Commander-in-Cheap

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January 20, 2010

Peace through Pastels?

In November of 2007, one of four al-Qaeda leaders associated with the Northwest Airlines Flight 253 terrorist plot, Guantánamo prisoner #372 Said Ali al-Shihri was released from prison into the custody of Saudi government officials. In an ende...

January 18, 2010

Michelle Obama: Snakeskin and Skin in the Game

Based on one full year's worth of observation, it is obvious that Michelle Obama's pronouncements, advice, injunctions, and edicts include a personal exemption for the occupants of the White House Executive Residence. Michelle's attempts at verbally ...

January 17, 2010

The measure of a man

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January 11, 2010

Failing to Connect the Plots

The classic childhood puzzle of connecting the dots entails starting at number one and then tracing and counting through in sequential order to the last number. A crayon and the ability to trace a line slowly reveal a distinguishable image from what ...

January 2, 2010

Umar Farouk's Terrorist Triumph

"Big Sis" Janet Napolitano reassured nervous Americans not to worry -- Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab's attempt to blow up Northwest Flight 253 did not indicate a larger terrorist plot. In an effort to respectfully restrain from jumping to concl...

December 31, 2009

GLSEN-ing Young Children

American educators are determined to guard schoolchildren from exposure to unsuitable influences in the classroom, which is why Kevin Jennings was appointed "Safe School Czar." The former teacher's noted expertise concerns the issue of bull...

December 24, 2009

Criminalizing Christmas Cookies, Candy Canes, and Crèches

This year, America is receiving a subliminal holiday message that Nativity scenes pose a more imminent threat than Gitmo detainees being tried on American soil. Regardless of personal Christmas traditions, most Americans agree that the Nativity visua...

December 7, 2009

'Absolutely!' Wrong

Watching reality TV is a guilty pleasure. It can also be a cultural and political learning experience. Take, for instance, when Jason Mesnick was the lucky man on The Bachelor. It was during that season that a star was born. No, not the adorable litt...

December 2, 2009

High-Priced Political Libido

In Washington, D.C., passing a bill on the magnitude of HR 3590 is better than sex for political Lotharios such as Barry, Harry, and Nancy. As a result, paying money to convince some wary senators to vote to open debate on a bill they oppose can be v...

November 15, 2009

Homeland Insecurity

Nidal Malik Hasan singlehandedly gunned down 43 American soldiers at Ft. Hood, killing thirteen in the process. Janet Napolitano's and U.S. Army Chief General George Casey's first reaction was to publicly express concern about possible repercussions ...

November 10, 2009

Malia Reeducates Dad

In every sector of our economy and educational system, Barack Obama attempts to balance out success attained through hard work and accomplishment by "redistributing wealth." However, during a speech on education in Madison, Wisconsin, Obama...

October 30, 2009

Halloween Health Scare

Halloween is the perfect time of year for the Democrats in Washington to attempt to play benefactor to beggars.  This year, while contemplating the acquisition of power liberals are taking a 2,000 year old Celtic holiday to a whole new level by ...

October 26, 2009

'We want you to eat it. Just eat it!'

The word "fair" conjures up images of merry-go-rounds, fluffy, pink cones of spun sugar, candy apples and popcorn.  Not if you are invited to the White House. Excited Washington DC school children, disembarking from yellow school buses...

October 22, 2009

Spc. Flores couldn't make it to Fiesta Latina

What a thrill to be invited to Latin Music night at the White House. Every Latino who mattered was there from J.Lo, to Eva Longoria-Parker, to Sonia Sotomayor. Unfortunately, Spc. Jesus O. Flores Jr. of La Mirada, California was not in attendance -- ...

October 19, 2009

Obama's Hampton University Hula

Who better to form a racial tolerance coalition than two native Hawaiians -- one a White beauty queen from a historically Black university, the other an African-American President of a historically White Executive Office?The saga began when Nikole Ch...

October 13, 2009

Honored, Humbled but Unsure?

President Barack Obama, upon hearing that he had won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, responded by saying he was both "honored and humbled."  He then went on to tell reporters in the White House Rose Garden that he, "...wasn't sure he ...

October 4, 2009

Asinine Amendments

The conduct of Democrats in Washington, D.C. has found a way to even impress Al Qaeda.  Who would have thought that the terrorist organization could learn a trick or two from Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi? Based on a CBS Evening News report it see...

October 3, 2009

The Sullied Savior Blames Bush

In May of 2008, Times Online ran an article entitled, Barack Obama: the New Great Redeemer.  The author, Gerard Baker, recognized something many American voters at that time were unwilling to admit, which was, The idolatry of Mr. Obama is a sham...

September 30, 2009

Obama's Olympic Hallucination

Those shocked by Barack Obama going to Copenhagen to campaign for Chicago hosting the Summer Olympics haven't been paying close enough attention. Obama's recent statements could be an indication that our peace-loving President believes beating swords...

September 9, 2009

School Day Subjugation

On the first day of school the White House strongly encouraged teachers relinquish their traditional role of setting the tone for the year to none other than America's new Our Miss Brooks, Barack Obama.  In the midst of the chaos and anticipatio...

August 7, 2009

Silver 4 Seniors

Cash for Clunkers is an innovative plan displaying a government bereft of largesse, ingenuity, organization and creative marketing. The original intent of C4C, as lingo insiders call it, was to bolster GM by enticing consumers to trade-in old cars an...

July 28, 2009

Barack's 'Teachable Moment'

The night before the President of the United States addressed the questionable behavior of American law enforcement, physicians at Jersey City Medical Center harvested Detective Marc Anthony DiNardo's organs for donation in preparation to take h...

July 24, 2009

Executive Exclusion of Empathy

Claiming that empathy is high on the list of qualities that are necessary in public officials, Barack Obama desires his administration and appointees to epitomize understanding, awareness, and sensitivity, and to be able to vicariously experience the...

May 30, 2009

Morally Motivating the Mujahidin

If someone scouted neighborhoods for feral kittens to drown but spearheaded a committee for the preservation of cockroaches, what would your opinion be of such an individual?  Worse yet, if while advocating for the prosecution of gnat swatters t...

May 5, 2009

Cloward-Piven Crisis Care

The fear of a swine flu pandemic may be a crisis too good  for President Obama to waste in his quest to take over national health care. Chaos is becoming a commodity for an ideologically driven Obama Administration, which appears to depend on cr...

March 21, 2009

An About Face on Fear

At a recent forum, when referring to the present tsunami of national economic fear, Lawrence Summers, the president's director of the National Economic Council said, "Fear begets fear."  His comment had a very biblical ring to it, ...

March 5, 2009

Cold Cheese Sandwich Compassion

The "village" is dishing out free lunch.  Unfortunately, the natives are restless because the only provision on the collective cauldron is a "cold cheese sandwich."  School districts all across America are under attack o...