J.B. Pensyltucky

J.B. Pensyltucky


  • Trump must end the carrot that lures illegal immigrants

    February 22, 2025

    Trump must end the carrot that lures illegal immigrants

    President Trump has shown he’s willing to take a stick to the overgrown hornet’s nest that is the federal government, but if he wants to truly tackle illegal immigration, he needs to yank away the many carrots used to attract foreigners t...

  • How <em>not</em> to protest for ‘immigration reform’

    February 19, 2025

    How not to protest for ‘immigration reform’

    The president’s approval ratings are up, arrests of illegal aliens are way up, government accountability is being regained, and most Americans and noncitizen residents of the United States are happy about the crackdowns. But the troglodytes ...

  • Remember ThemToo, rainbow allies

    February 13, 2025

    Remember ThemToo, rainbow allies

    This article is for ThemToo—all Americans abused as kids in the past few generations, especially those harmed by homosexual perversion and incest. It’s dedicated to the kids who are currently being abused, and the millions of adults wh...

  • Defund your local library

    January 25, 2025

    Defund your local library

    Librarians are no longer sexy or even clearly female. They’ll usually only shush you if you’re not P.C., and sometimes they’re neither male nor female, but a chude (that’s a “chick-dressing dude”). ...

  • Keep on moving

    January 7, 2025

    Keep on moving

    Keep calling those leftists out—keep on moving, American brothers and sisters, since we are making great progress. We’re exhausting the opposition. I say this because I keep seeing legacy media printing news that subtly or overtly work...

  • Globalized labor killed Laddie the Cat

    January 3, 2025

    Globalized labor killed Laddie the Cat

    Pets are being disappeared across the nation as they always have been by angry neighbors or plain mean people. Some of these ugly types are so-called “migrants” as I witnessed when my neighbor’s cat was slaughtered in front of me as...

  • Defending decency

    December 23, 2024

    Defending decency

    The Hawk Tuah girl’s 15 minutes are about up, thankfully. I’ll admit I never imagined a gal whose claim to fame is she suggested spitting on a partner’s genitals to turn the guy on “in bed” would be empowered to creat...

  • Caveat Emptor: Your future neighbors already dislike you

    June 24, 2024

    Caveat Emptor: Your future neighbors already dislike you

    Impressions matter—first impressions, and sometimes above all, gut instincts. What kinds of impressions are we making in our home-buying, or in our urban home redevelopment (not to mention our drab and ugly home aesthetics)? Do choices we ma...

  • Why listicles matter

    June 9, 2024

    Why listicles matter

    I’ve made the rounds of daily newspaper newsrooms, lifestyle newsmagazines, trade publications, business newspapers and magazines, international news services, and online magazines for a few decades and witnessed the dumbing down of journalism....

  • My favorite alien

    June 7, 2024

    My favorite alien

    My favorite alien landed on this continent from the alien land of the U.K. over 35 years back, ostensibly on a work visa, which he promptly overstayed.  He ended up marrying an American and having children (now adults) and divorcing, workin...

  • Is the tide turning on illegal alien labor?

    June 6, 2024

    Is the tide turning on illegal alien labor?

    I’ve been doing an ad hoc poll of contractors and construction workers in recent months, probing their thoughts on “immigrant” workers and the effect on construction sector.  I’ve talked with laborers, foremen, contr...

  • Start With Construction

    April 3, 2024

    Start With Construction

    When a future administration someday deals sternly with this nation-dividing issue of illegal immigration, they’ll need to begin by removing the job thieves imported here by cartels from South America and elsewhere. They’ll also have to h...