July 3, 2008

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a continuing poem)

Like minds are taking overAccording to the starter kitFor the easy-does-it intellect.It's the more the merrierWhat makes us the smarter.Translation: never decide 'Til enough side to our side To out side the other side.No more with the shakingAnd baki...

August 12, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

Here's a way to fill that space That is yourself, from not for nothingTo something really something,Like that and suddenly smart,Twice you were than ever before.It's easy as one, two, threeFrom lazy to savvy to worldly:You go politically crazy!Jack i...

June 26, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a continuing poem)

S'pose you want to be like me:Lean, mean of a thinking machineIn the know 'gards the such and so'Bout the contemplation of your navel.The senseless gets infectious, you got it.Not to mention, it's by intention.It's boring to be smart, Much more fun t...

June 13, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

Stop the presses; hold them calls!The latest thing in a philosopher kingIs some Hollywood blonde.Can't get enough of the stuff!Give me a by-line writes the headlineWith the story at the mercy ...Hedge it with some edge to itLooking to get away with i...

April 27, 2007

After 2008 (a poem)

Our left-leaning guest poet His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus, the creation of G.W. Gorge, offers his thoughts on what he wants out of the 2008 election:My 2008 appeal is simple.Mr. or Mrs. resident President,Roll us all for once and for allInto a l...

January 30, 2007

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

All of a sudden I can't decideIf my thinking is coming or going'Til I'm watching TV when it hits me.If losers and sinnersThe made for TV winners,Why not swap losin' for reason?You lack it as you think it, you got it!Takes a working mind to make itAnd...

December 22, 2006

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

Why go to school to get the grades To graduate in order to debate?Me, I need to know enough To know enough to know.I counterpunch with anyone who does.Toss them darts at the counterparts:Second hand solutions to right wing positions;Conservative give...

December 2, 2006

His Smartness, Liberali Maximallus (a poem)

I'm state-of-the-art, ever alert,Never in doubt, genuine smart,On the move, new and improved,Playing games and taking names,Never before and keeping score,Comes to play and wins the day In the absence of hard evidenceWhere meaning and relevance More ...