October 17, 2020

How to Save the NFL in Three Easy Steps

The crowd gathered on the ridge in the chill pre-dawn, cups of hot coffee or hot cocoa steaming in their hands, wearing coats and hats and occasionally stomping in their boots to keep warm. The wait was worth it. Shortly after daybreak, a muffled thu...

March 8, 2019

The men-only Olympics

What was once parody is the new reality.  The Olympic committee has announced that it will allow transgender athletes to compete.  Recall this hilarious National Lampoon magazine cover referencing the dubious S...

October 2, 2018

What's with the fainting couches?

I was groped in college once.  The season finale of This Is Us traumatized me more than that.  I cried like a baby. The Red Wedding scene in Game of Thrones traumatized me far more than a drunk college boy grabbing my breasts. ...

September 25, 2018

We're monsters to them

I finally got it.  After the election of President Trump, I've been growing ever more confused about the lack of reason from the Democrats, trending into outright craziness.  Marching with vagina hats?  Claiming that...