PrintMarch 7, 2010
Top 100 Films of Obama Era
In October of 2009, Big Fur Hat charged his Academy of Cards and Scribes (regular commentators) at iOwnTheWorld.com to form the 25-member (names at bottom) ALFI, tasked to list the top 200 Films of the Obamite Era. Over the course of two grueling nominating sessions, the 850 nominees were reduced to 100 films:
1) To Be Revealed at the End (and no, that's not a movie title, we mean that literally)
2) The Manchurian Candidate
3) Trillion Dollar Baby
4) Terms of Impeachment
5) Ferris Buehler's Layoff
6) Guess Who's Taxing Your Dinner
7) Swindler's List
8) Clueless
9) When Harry Bribed Mary
10) The Lyin' King
11) Loathsome Gov
12) The Incredible Sulk
13) Out of Africa
14) Throw Obama From the Train
15) The Man Who Thought He Knew Too Much
16) Broke Back Nation
17) The Silence of the Scams
18) SHAFT!
19) Go Tell It on The Prompter
20) Reds!
21) Dirty Harry Reid
22) Dude, Where's My Czar?
23) Con Ayers
24) Dithering Heights
25) Commie Dearest
26) O's Father, Who Art Thou?
27) Dependence Day
28) Don't Tell Rahm The Healthcare's Dead
29) Dial "M" for Muslim
30) The Incredible Lightness of Being .... Nothing
31) I Stole What You Earned Last Summer
32) Left Side Story
33) Diddler on the Roof
34) Looks Who's Talking ... And Talking ...... And Talking ....
35) Who's Afraid of Sarah P?
36) Brother, Jugs and Reid
37) Fast Times at Ridgemont Madrassah
38) Inherit the Debt
39) Obamageddon
40) Chariots of Liars
41) Days of Whines and Poses
42) A Czar is Born
43) Chronicles of Czarnia: The Liar, the Witch, and the ... "Wardrobe"
44) I, O-bot
45) Sergeant Pork
46) Whatever Happened to Baby Hussein's Birth Certificate
47) BO-rat
48) "The One" Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
49) An Inconvenient Snowfall
50) Honey, I Shrank The Dollar
51) Honey, I Blew Up the Economy
52) Where the Red Ink Flows
53) Children of ACORN
54) Mad Keith: Beyond MSNBC Dome
55) This is Spinal TARP
56) Dr. Chicago
57) Wee Wee's Big Adventure
58) You've Got Fail!
59) The Three Stooges (BO, Harry & Surly) in ""Pop Goes The Stimulus"
60) Are We France Yet?
61) From Here to Insolvency
62) The Joe Biden Adventure
63) ACORN Grows in Brooklyn
64) I'm Gonna Tax You, Sucka
65) Gone With The Windbag
66) I am Legend
67) Mr Alinsky Goes to Washington
68) Kill Bill (3200)
69) Dawn of the Deficit
70) My Big Fat Freak Vetting
71) A Fistful of Stimulus
72) For a Few Tax Dollars More
73) The Good The Bad and The Pelosi
74) Terminate ‘Em
75) November 2: Judgment Day
76) Red Pawn
77) Eternal Sunshine of the Thoughtless mind
78) Apocalypse Mao
79) Me Myself and Iran
80) Invasion of the Income Snatchers
81) Harry Reid and The Half Blood Prince
82) Half Black Narcissus
83) They Waterboard Terrorists Don't They?
84) The Pursuit of Crappyness
85) Barracky Obamon and the Holy Fail
86) Dum BO
87) Where the Garofalo Roam
88) Harry Reid and the Chamber of Secrets
89) Cecil B Jameel's "The Ten Hadith"
90) Avatard
91) It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Congress
92) Night of the Living Dead ... Voters
93) Dr Strange Chris: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Obamas
94) Lord of the Tingle: The Two Prompters
95) Farfromright 911
96) Barry Soetero: International Man of Mystery
97) Barrack Hussein .. Superstar!
98) Czar Wars: A New Hopeychange
99) The Tea Party Strikes Back
100) Return of the Baggi (Retreat of the Tedi?)
101) 101 Damnations
Well, it's been a long list, so let's get right to it. The Academy of Cards and Scribes' choice for best film for Year 1 AO (Anno Obamani). May I have the envelope, please. And the "ALFIE" goes to...
Citizen Kenyan!
Kudos to all the members of ALFI -- Diann, Conservative Cowgirl, Illustr8tor, Kono, Betula, Call me Lennie, Had Enuf Mike, Da Penguin, Brian, Carbon Pootprint, Bigun, Reiuxcat, Wyatt AARP, Uncle Hink, Cakes, Rebecca, Tim, Mt Top Patriot, CFM990, Doc, Horrorman 18, MissinMich, Chalupa, Bike Dude, Alo Konsen, and Lori Ziganto.
