PrintOctober 4, 2009
Asinine Amendments
The conduct of Democrats in Washington, D.C. has found a way to even impress Al Qaeda. Who would have thought that the terrorist organization could learn a trick or two from Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi? Based on a CBS Evening News report it seems that the Democratic leadership in the House, Senate, and even the White House can add Abdullah Asieri to their list of mentees.
The article states that Asieri learned a sneaky trick from the narcotics trade, which was to insert into his rectum a pound of high explosives. I beg to differ with this attribution; I believe Democratic politicians have been using this tactic for years.
After packing his anal cavity with 16 ounces of bomb material this "Trojan Bomber" avoided detection. Asieri's goal was to gain access and assassinate Prince Mohammed Bin Nayef, head of Saudi Arabia's counter terrorism operation. With his weapons tucked neatly away, he was able to scam two airport security systems, metal detectors and palace secret service.
Luckily, the assassination attempt was a failure and the prince was only slightly wounded. But, "as an exercise in defeating security, it was perfect." The media said, "Al Qaeda has developed a new tactic that allows suicide bombers to breach..." shall we say, "...even the tightest security."
How, you might ask, does this apply to Pelosi, Reid and even Barney Frank -- all ardent proponents of the Presidents health care bill? Based on a report issued by the Heritage Foundation entitled, Passing a Shell of A Bill: Congress’ Secret Plan to Ram Through Health Care Reform, Democrats, desperate to pass a comprehensive health care bill, are planning on hiding an amendment in a place no one would ever look. The leadership in the Senate has devised an approach (behind our backs) "preparing a new secret plan to railroad the bill through the Senate in record time by using a seldom used parliamentary procedure." Translation: they are stuffing a largely unpopular health care bomb in the back end of a bill, so it goes undetected by the public.
By finishing the marking up of Senator Max Baucus's (Democrat- MT) theoretical outline for health care, the Senate Finance Committee will be, for all intents and purposes, inserting explosives into the posterior of the legislation.
Munitions specialist Senate Majority Leader Reid will then follow up the bomb with a detonator, merging the Senate Finance Committee's marked up bill with the Senate Health, Education, Labor & Pension's (HELP) bill. Most senators will still be unaware of what they voted for in the Finance Committee, which will ensure the bomb and the detonator are positioned firmly in place resulting in a first class, Al Qaeda-level Democratic "Trojan Bomb Bill."
Proper posturing is of utmost importance for the blitz Senator Reid, House Speaker Pelosi, and Bomb Detonator-in-Chief Barack Obama have planned for the American people. Human bomb Asieri, too, had to make sure he was positioned properly. Based on Democratic tutelage, Abdullah Asieri spent hours undetected with both a bomb and detonator secured in the lower reaches of his digestive system. Though likely uncomfortable, he was able to pretend while conversing and socializing with his target as do Obama and his cast of counterfeit cohorts.
According to the Heritage Foundation the plan is for Senator Reid to then move onto an unrelated bill HR 1586, which concerns taxing the bonuses of evil, greedy TARP recipients. After coercing 60 votes to act on 1586, Reid will do a bait-and-switch, moving to an ottoman a little closer to the royal target. Furtively, Reid will "offer a complete substitute bill purportedly including the combined Senate HELP and Finance Committee products." In other words a single payer, public option health care amendment will be stuffed like a bomb in the rectum of a TARP bill no one would suspect to have anything to do with health care. Just as palace security and the Prince did not suspect Abdullah Asieri had a bomb where the sun never shines, most Americans would never expect to be misled.
Asieri did not work alone and neither did Reid. Reid's success requires a liberal caucus made up of 58 Democrats, and 2 Independents. In other words, the liberal caucus' call is what arms the bomb. Finally, if the Senate passes the bill and it goes to the House, all they have to do is disregard the ringtone, pass the bill as is, and the bomb will explode handing President Obama the health care reform he and the liberal wing of his party covet. As a result, 1/6th of the US economy and the lives of every American will be instantly transformed by a surreptitious "Trojan Bomber Bill."
It's easy to see that Al Qaeda had learned sly human bomb tactics from the professional policy bomb-throwers on Capitol Hill. Addressing the threat these new bomb techniques pose to safety, aviation security consultant Chris Yates said "This is a nightmare scenario... there is nothing that can stop it either." As is the health care plan, hidden like a bomb, is an ambiguous amendment attached to an unsuspecting TARP bill.
As for suicide bombers with ammo hidden in body cavities, "Absolutely nothing other than to require people to strip naked at the airport" could stop "the catastrophic effects" weapons such as these. In the same way, it's time we politically strip search those in positions of power to see what they are trying to sneak through.
In order to ensure our own safety and survival it may be time the American people became our own national security force. In doing so, Americans can serve notice that asinine amendment bombs are a threat not to us, but to the political careers of the policy-terrorists doing the detonating.
Author's content: jeannie-ology.com
