PrintSeptember 26, 2008
The Song of O
(An alphabet song)
A is for Ayers and ACORN, Alinsky,
And Auchi and Axelrod,
All of a kind;
B is for Bernardine,
Bomb the Police!
and Black Liberation,
by Bloody Professors
like Ayers the Rad, who
did fix education
with Annenberg millions
for all the poor kids
who now know how to riot
for real education
they could have had freely
in old Chicago's schools!
C is for Chavez
and Che
and Code Pinko,
All Fighting for Justice
and Peace, Love and Joy;
D is for Davis,
Joe Stalin's Black poet,
Obama's First Mentor
on Waikiki Beach;
E is for Emil,
The Capo of Southside,
He Showed O the Power,
In Cook County style;
F is for Fannie
and Freddie McMoney
All Friends of Obama's,
Who Gave All the Dollars
To Bama and Barney and Biden and Dodd,
And Chuckie and Charlie and Franklin and Jim
For Federal Dud Loans
No Need to Pay Back!
G is for
God Daaaamn
Amer'ca!
quoth Reverend Wright,
for Black Liberation!
with Standing Ovation
from Ayers and ACORN
Alinsky, Khalidi
and Rezko and Auchi
and All the Good People
in Hyde Park salons.
H is for Hillary,
Yesterday's Woman
Who Had to be Dumped
To Make Way for Our Hope.
'Cause Rads want The Power
To Change All Our Money
As Soon as Our Hero
Gets Up On the Throne!
I is for Israel, Iraq and Iran;
Just get them to talking
and soon they'll see reason
It's easy as pie;
J is for Jews
who are always to blame,
say Jay-Wright and Louey
and Jimmy and Jesse
and Rasheed and Waleed
and Gyorgyi and Huey
and Percy and ...
... oops! where was I?
Oh, yes...
K is for Khaleed,
the Black Panther guru,
who got O to Harvard
to launch his career;
Khaleed is AKA
Old Rad "Don Warden"
Who Now Flacks for OPEC
As Khaleed Abdool
Tareeq Ali Mansoor!
L is for Lenin,
who Posed for O's Posters,
Facing the Future!
Fist for the Foe!
Forward the Vanguard!
Workers and Women!
Kill all the Kulaks!
And Lynch all the Rich!
M is for Media,
They Skip All the News now
They're Just Much Too Busy
With Saving the Earth;
For Mao man Mike Klonsky
And Marilyn Katz;
And Hamastan Muslim Bro's
Abu Marzook!
N is for Nuke bombs
which We Must All Freeze Now
To Stop Nuclear Winter!
(Or maybe Nuke Summer?)
Or is it Nuke Power?
It's All Evil Stuff;
Except for Old A'jad
Who's just making missiles
To shield all the mullahs
from Zion's aggression
That's one for the books!
O is Obama,
Our Hero,
Our Savior,
Our Hope,
And Our Changer
Who'll Make
Us All Proud;
P is for Diddy,
the Hood
from the Hood;
When Bama's Elected
He'll get Special Credit
For Bringing the Gang Vote
To Obama's Cause!
Q is for Qaida,
Those Poor Little Fellas
Who Just Need More Loving
and Much More Compassion
--- and maybe some home loans? ---
To Make Them Feel Better
To Not Blow Up Truck Bombs
with Women and Kids;
R is for Reagan,
For Ron Reagan, Red-fighter
Ruined the Soviets
For Twenty Good Years;
Oh Golly, Now Here Comes
A Governor Sarah
Who Sounds Just Like
Old Ron
A Reagan Encore!
S is for Slumlords s
and Styrofoam Temples
and Saudis and Shaheeds,
the Saviors of Earth;
T is Big Tony
Our Syrian Rezko
Who's always so eager
to help O go far;
U is for U.S.
the Root of All Evil
We Just Need a Good Prez
To Teach Us to Lose;
V is for Voters,
Who Rise from the Graves
For Chi-Town Ward Bosses
To Check Off the Ballots
Then Go Back to Dirt Naps
Till Next Resurrection
For O's Re-election
In Two Thousand Twelve!
W is for
"We are the Ones We're Awaiting."
And Women Who Vote
For Woe-bama and Biden
And Walker and Wallis and WaPo encore!
X is for
Excellent Axelrod
Astroturf Dude;
It's Awesome how One Guy
can be All Grass Roots!
Y is for
"Y the hell
is this man running?"
and Z ... is ...
... Z End for US
November 4!
James Lewis occasionally blogs at dangeroustimes.wordpress.com
