Now that we know that race is a state of mind, rather than a genetic inheritance, the question must be asked: is Barack Obama secretly a white man?  Perhaps, like Rachel Dolezal, he tells people that he is black, but he is actually white.

Again, black is an attitude, a state of mind.  Sure, it helps if you braid your hair into long ropes and tie it on top of your head like Dolezal did, or have an afro during your pot- and cocaine-using days like Obama.  But what really counts is what is going on inside your mind.  And what goes on inside Obama's mind is...white.

1) Obama cares about illegal aliens.  Blacks disapprove of illegal aliens, because they take jobs that blacks in fact will do.

- 48% of African-Americans believe they would have more jobs if there were fewer immigrants.

- 64% believe immigrants outwork blacks at low-wage jobs.

2) Obama cares about homosexual marriage.  Homosexual marriage isn't exactly popular in the black community, to put it mildly.

“Blacks are much more likely to think that homosexuality is morally wrong (64%) than Whites (48%) or Hispanics (43%),” according to a Pew poll last year on civil unions and gay marriage.

3) Another big Obama agenda item: global warming.  Do you think on the street corners of Harlem, or Oakland, or Chicago that black people are talking about global warming?  Have you seen it on the NAACP agenda lately?

4) Obama doesn't talk like a stereotypical black person, as racist liberals expect him to:

The authors quote [Senate Majority Leader Harry] Reid as saying privately that Obama, as a black candidate, could be successful thanks, in part, to his "light-skinned" appearance and speaking patterns "with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one."

5) Obama has done nothing for black people.  The special groups he has focused on are illegal aliens, most of them Hispanic, and homosexuals.

This clearly shows that Obama is actually a white person, specifically a white liberal person.  But Obama should be given a chance to respond.  Perhaps Obama will say that he identified with black people growing up in Hawaii.  Perhaps he had a lot of close black friends there and identified with the local black culture on Honolulu.  Growing up in a one-parent home, perhaps he modeled his behavior after his white mother, who worked hard to teach him how to be black.

What do you think?  Do you think it is wrong to out Obama, or should we be content to let him stay in his white closet?  If he let his hair grow out, braided it, and coiled it like a rope on top of his head, do you think that would make him more authentic?

This article was produced by NewsMachete.com, the conservative news site.